Wild Gorillas Impress With Their Tools 276
fatgav writes "The BBC is running an article about wild gorillas being seen to use tools in the wild. It is especially significant as not only have Gorillas never been seen to use tools, but they have been using them in a way unlike other great apes. From the article: 'The most astonishing thing is that we have observed them using tools not for obtaining food, but for postural support.' The scientists are getting excited as it can help to explain questions as to how the most advanced great ape (us) came to evolve."
But... (Score:4, Funny)
http://www.ntk.net/media/dancemonkeyboy.mpg [ntk.net].
And yet they say "Intelligent Design" isn't a falsifiable theory...
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Umm...interesting. But if you think apes using tools is crazy, how about apes using licenses? [creativecommons.org]
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Let's just hope.. (Score:5, Funny)
Let's just hope they never evolve to the level where they take up arms and declare war against us. Our record in Gorilla warfare hasn't been so stellar.
Re:Let's just hope.. (Score:2)
I think we're doing a fine job of fighting against ourselves. The chimps can just sit back and wait for us to kill each other and then they can rule the world. And we think we're smarter?
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By the time the gorillas rise up to enslave humanity, we'll all have robot bodies, chainsaw hands, and the strength of five gorillas. What will really need to worry about is all the normal humans trying to kill off all the cyborgs.
Stinkin' humans.
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Our record in Gorilla warfare hasn't been so stellar.
Just fight them in space... their record in stellar warfare makes them look like gorillas.
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Just fight them in space... their record in stellar warfare makes them look like gorillas.
I don't know... Captain Simian and the Space Monkeys [spacemonkeys.net] did fairly well in their battles against Nebula.
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They don't impress me much... (Score:5, Funny)
I thought Gorillas had relatively small "tools" compared to their human counterparts. Certainly nothing much to impress with.
Well, it's a known fact... (Score:2, Funny)
Wow (Score:5, Funny)
I learn intellegent design from school. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I learn intellegent design from school. (Score:2)
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No big deal (Score:5, Funny)
Now when the dolphins grow opposable thumbs, then we're screwed.
Baboons (Score:4, Interesting)
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Actually, some folks think baboons are more intelligent than gorillas... Steve Van Nattan is one. Here's a really odd little story... [blessedquietness.com]
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I think you've been hanging around Tony Shalhoub, Robin Williams, and James Gandolfini just a little too often....
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Raccoons are very good mechanically, so long as they can reach the thing and get their thumbed hands on it (note: raccoon thumbs are not opposable). They are expert openers when it comes to containers for food and garbage.
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Gorillas Gone Wild (Score:5, Funny)
Worst... Title... EVAR... +Some real facts (Score:5, Funny)
Wild Gorillas Impress With Their Tools... oh my, they do.
(Seriously, this is from a real book [arizona.edu])
Excerpt From "Gorillas among Us: A Primate Ethnographer's Book of Days [arizona.edu]"
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Be-Fore-play. (Score:2, Funny)
That wasn't a "come hither" look. That was a "Are you done already? Don't you dare roll over and fall asleep until I've had an orgasm".
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9 is my all time in one day. I was 19.
When we woke up the next day and she was leaving to go home she said g'bye and I started singing 'LIKE A VIRRRGIN...TOUCHED FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME'
What? It seemed appropriate.
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Thirty three times and he still wouldn't give her a bite of his celery... Meanwhile, somewhere among the hairless apes, there is a male who has taken a female to dinner thirty three times and never even gotten to second base. Proof that the universe is in perfect balance.
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I bet he did!!
Re:Worst... Title... EVAR... +Some real facts (Score:3, Interesting)
In the instance described above, it sounds like the female wanted to
Possibility (Score:3, Interesting)
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In any display of anything classified as "animal intelligence", animal modeling is usually not the answer. There was once a widely believed anecdote from Romanes about a group of mice who, after watching humans load up boats filled with things and paddle across rivers, would do the same with small blocks of wood and tiny paddles. No, seriously. Ridiculous, right? Right.
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So true... (Score:2, Funny)
From t-squares to circular saws, that ape had it all. I'm envious
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k.
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55.
Scientists are getting excited about the gorillas' impressive tools. Heh heh heh.
And of course you forgot: 2 comments about how only old Korean gorillas use tools these days.
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Cluster! (Score:3, Funny)
Hopefully substantive (Score:3, Interesting)
The interesting thing about gorillas is that they make tools quite readily in captivity, but hadn't yet been observed to use them in the wild. This would imply that their toolmaking facility was not actually a product of adaptation for toolmaking in their natural habitat.
We could entertain a couple of hypotheses about this. Perhaps all apes share a common toolmaking ability shared from our common ancestors, which now is used in some lineages (humans, chimpanzees) but not extensively in others (gorillas).
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In Korea... (Score:2)
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Me too, but don't tell the FBI that [slashdot.org].
They, for one, would not welcome our gang-banging, impressive-tooled overlords.
Ape Tales (Score:5, Interesting)
Now they're seen using walking sticks. Perhaps we'll find that apes use the sticks in different styles, and that some styles are learned by watching other apes. What would we look for to discover that some of that learning is derived from the marks made by the sticks, rather than watching a stick-using ape "in person"? If we found those records, would we have discovered "ape fashion magazines"?
Re:Ape Tales (Score:3, Funny)
Now they're seen using walking sticks. Perhaps we'll find that apes use the sticks in different styles, and that some styles are learned by watching other apes. What would we look for to discover that some of that learning is derived from the marks made by the sticks, rather than watching a stick-using ape "in person"? If we found those records, would we have discovered "ape fashion magazines"?
"Oh... My... God. Did you even SEE that gnarly branch that Og was carrying around yesterday? And he calls that
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What an Old Story (Score:2, Funny)
First comes postural support (Score:2, Funny)
What a job... (Score:4, Funny)
Where do I sign up for these jobs?
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Well, first you have to be a gorilla...
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Sorry, how is that even remotely groundbreaking or impressive? You could almost chalk thoes kinds of odds up to random chance.
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That's how clever they are. Every time a researcher comes near, they cover their campfires
hide their bows and arrows and stop their discussions on the origins of life, the universe and everything.
Now this one gorilla obviously let her guard down, and got caught with a walking stick. Word has been sent to Yeti assassins, but they arrived too late to intercept the footage.
This is news? (Score:2, Informative)
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This is consistent with His Noodly Teachings (Score:4, Funny)
Sure, because being simple souls, they get all of the flown-in pasta they can pray for. And of course, Postural Support is exactly the sort of thing that you'd expect from a Creator [venganza.org] that really understands what it's like to have only Noodly Appendages.
we are not the most advanced (Score:5, Insightful)
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So what if an animal has an imagination? That has little to do with an animals ability to consciously conceptualize, or to see new solutions to problems and then act on their vision. Blind mimicry or acting on instict are not signs of "advancement" in any sense of the word. They're direct contradictions.
Also, dreaming (whether it's you or the dog) has nothing to do wi
Re:we are not the most advanced (Score:2, Insightful)
What people don't understand is that evolution is about adaptation, no advancement. Humans are exactly as adapted to their environment as Gorillas are (well, at least until we started messing up the jungles, etc.)
It's bad enough when you hear people say things like, "Chimps are way more evolved than Baboons", but folks love to think the we are evolving into some "higher" lifeform -- what this is no one knows.
Worst example of this is the argument posed by southern evangelicals:
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So far, we haven't spread any seed on Mars, and we still have a long way to go to catch up to insects or bacteria here on earth.
Of course, there's another pretty potent argument: If anyone else gets all fussy and wants to be the
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Uh, ok? (Score:2)
I'm not sure I see what the big deal is, as this doesn't "prove" anything.
Yeah, (Score:4, Funny)
The Internet (Score:3, Funny)
The Internet is just full of sickos, isn't it.
Public Library of Science (Score:2, Informative)
Note that these findings are published in the freely available, creative commons licensed journal PLoS Biology:
http://biology.plosjournals.org/perlserv/?request= get-document&doi=10.1371/journal.pbio.0030380 [plosjournals.org]
Entire issues are offered as beautiful PDFs. From the PLoS site http://www.plosjournals.org/ [plosjournals.org]:
I'm not impressed by the walking stick, but (Score:5, Insightful)
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I read about this in my local newspaper last night, and was thinking exactly the same thing. And not only that: the measurement she was taking was "indirect" and also included a reference to her self (or for those who consider that one should not use that word in this context
hope creationists learn something from this (Score:4, Insightful)
Reality Check (Score:2)
To all the people who will be offended by the following, remember, if you read it and can understand it YOU ARE NOT A GORILLA and it doesn't apply to you. If you go and translate this into simplified sign language for Koko I am going to be somewhat upset at you and I really don't care what Koko thinks just as long as you are the one who pays for her bananas.
Yipppppppeeee! Now we can grant Gorillas human rights because the only thing that seperates humans from pond scum is that we are
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BTW, the above is not serious, it's just throwing your nonsensical argument back at you.
BTW, I'm a strong atheist, I believe God, Gaia, Flying Spaghetti Monster, and all other logic defying supernatural beings are IMPOSSIBLE.
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They didn't need to go to the jungle to see this (Score:3, Funny)
of course (Score:4, Funny)
showing off (Score:2)
but about 'postural support' as in crutches.
The world isn't ready yet for geek gorrillas.
Tool use by other great apes (Score:4, Informative)
Addendum Re:Tool use by other great apes (Score:2)
Re:hoo haa (Score:2)
For example, the extraction, reposition and use of the trunk of a dead shrub as an anchor point for leaning on, and later a bridge enabled the gorilla to reach food (without getting wet) but didn't *directly* get food for it, where as the typical tool usage example of using a stick to fish out termites or whatever is a v
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Re:Here's a hint (Score:3, Insightful)
Humans are apes.
Sheesh. How could we evolve from ourselves?
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That or we will become a creature with an ass shaped like a lazy boy, and develop a secondary finger like feature on our hands that allows us to grasp a beer can while still able to use our fingers to work a remote.
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Ever see an incredible beautiful girl, who is also extremely smart and has a great sense of humor. That were hopefully we are evolving to.
Admit it, you're saying this only because you would liked to have been born an Elf instead of this silly HumanRe:Here's a hint (Score:3, Funny)
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We could eliminate them if we chose, and we can plan ahead to avoid disasters or to bend nature to our will in ways that they can't, at the moment, come close to imagining.
If we were thrown back to the "ape's forest", some of us would survive, and civilization would rebuild itself to its current level long before apes had managed to advance significantly.
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