Missing Lab Mice Infected With Plague 320
Buford C Nuzzle-Chunks writes "PhysOrg is reporting that 'The FBI and New Jersey officials have started a hushed but intensive search for three missing lab mice reportedly infected with deadly strains of plague'. The Washington Post says it's not that big a deal, but I was dismayed at the PhysOrg article's quote from Richard Ebright, a Rutgers University microbiologist, about certain federal bio-terrorism labs: 'You have more security at a McDonald's than at some of these facilities.'"
All we need is... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:All we need is... (Score:5, Funny)
Brain: "What we always do, Pinky...try and take over the world!'
Pinky: 'NARF!'
Re:All we need is... (Score:3, Funny)
Moustrap used to be better. It was wood and metal - very sturdy. We played it hundreds of times. Then, it changed into a cardboard and plastic pile of crap that breaks before you complete one game.
Re:All we need is... (Score:4, Funny)
Three plagued mice
See how they run
See how they run
They all run up to the ex-governors wife
Who can't keep a man to save her life
Did you ever see such a thing in your life
As three plagued mice
The British are going to help you... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The British are going to help you... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The British are going to help you... (Score:2, Insightful)
The retarded monkey became president.
The rage infected monkey became the leader of the Democratic Party.
Re:The British are going to help you... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The British are going to help you... (Score:4, Funny)
Indeed.
Screw the British! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:The British are going to help you... (Score:5, Funny)
Hushed? (Score:2, Funny)
In any case, they're just mice... Don't Panic.
Do panic, please... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Hushed? (Score:3, Insightful)
Be afraid, be very afraid.
Re:Hushed? (Score:3, Insightful)
Have they checked the obvious? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Have they checked the obvious? (Score:5, Insightful)
One of the articles I read said that a scientist was speculating just that. They got out and probably died not too far from the lab.
What I'm curious to know is, if they died and were subsequently consumed by either a larger animal (dog, cat, etc.) or smaller insects, would the plague be transferable to the consumer? In other words, could a roach eat the remains of the mouse, a rat eat the roach, and the whole plague start over yet again?
Re:Have they checked the obvious? (Score:5, Informative)
The classic mode of transmission to humans is a fleabite. Alternately, broken skin serves as a portal when tissue or blood of an infected animal is handled (skinning or evisceration of infected animals). Competency of the flea to serve as vector for transmission of plague to humans depends on its willingness to feed on a human host and its tendency to regurgitate intestinal contents during a blood meal. Fleas from sylvatic rodents feed on humans only reluctantly. However, the Oriental rat flea (Xenopsylla cheopis) is an effective vector because of its tendency to regurgitate and to feed on nonrodent hosts. When the flea takes a blood meal from an infected rodent, stomach enzymes cause a clot to form, blocking the flea's proventricularis. At its next attempt to feed, unable to swallow due to the blockage, the flea regurgitates plague bacilli into the bite wound.
http://www.emedicine.com/ped/topic1819.htm [emedicine.com]
Not sure if you can catch/spread the plague by eating an infected corpse. Seems unlikely this would move through the food chain.
Re:Have they checked the obvious? (Score:2)
The bad thing is, plague is bacteria. Just like cholera and anthrax. And IIRC bacteria could survive in sterile environments for a lot of time.
Re:Have they checked the obvious? (Score:2)
You're not familiar with zombies, are you. Gwarrh! Braaiiins!
Re:Have they checked the obvious? (Score:2)
Re:Have they checked the obvious? (Score:4, Informative)
It does need incubation... (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Have they checked the obvious? (Score:2, Insightful)
Since bubonic plague is a bacterial condition (from Yersinia pestis) the simplest answer is: Yes.
The point is, though, that the bacterium has to enter the bloodstream by one means or another, and a pandemic is unlikely since the condition (at least in its original form) is treatable by common antibiotics.
A more insightful question here might be "what
Re:Have they checked the obvious? (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:Have they checked the obvious? (Score:2)
But still, saying that it is no big deal is not funny. If it were to break out, the people responsible should be sued for death by negligence. It's a bad practice to minimize each mistake; when you're playing on that level you shouldn't be able to make such mistakes.
Re:Have they checked the obvious? (Score:2)
Re:Have they checked the obvious? (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Have they checked the obvious? (Score:5, Funny)
well thats good (Score:5, Funny)
Given what they serve at McDonalds, thats probably a good thing. I'd rather take my chances with the mice.
Re:well thats good (Score:3, Funny)
Jersey (Score:2, Offtopic)
Re:Jersey (Score:2)
Re:Jersey (Score:2)
Re:Jersey (Score:2)
He's lying! Stay away! There are too many people here already!
The state motto should be "Welcome to New Jersey. Now, go home - Or else we'll send out the plaque-ridden mice!"
[Third gen NJ native]
Re:Jersey (Score:2)
I am sure that's what the native peoples think of you now as well...
Nah, we love people In fact we run (Score:2)
Re:Jersey (Score:2)
Easy Solution Then... (Score:5, Funny)
What's the big deal? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What's the big deal? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What's the big deal? (Score:2)
Besides, you can't go very far in Jersey without running into a Superfund site, so the mice probably already have cancer.
Re:Good points about NJ (Score:2)
'nuff said
Re:Good points about NJ (offtopic) (Score:2)
I'm from NJ, so thanks for sticking up for us! That said...
Even the less urban areas of NJ are still speckled with unmediated Superfund sites at the highest rate in the US.
Agriculture is nice -- but it is also a heavy polluter, although bush berries and fruit trees less so than some other crops.
Also, I do want to mention that few of us are cheerfully paying the highest auto insurance premiums in the nation.
There are less obvious
Just great (Score:4, Insightful)
Even if it's no big deal this time, who's to say what could happen in the future if mutant infected lab animals are allowed to roam free?
Three plagued mice..... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Three plagued mice..... (Score:2, Funny)
See how they die. See how they die.
They all ran way from the laboratory and died from
the plague which they were injected with.
Three plagued mice..
Re:Three plagued mice..... (Score:2)
three plagued mice
See how they run,
See how they run!
They all ran after
The farmer's cat
It ate the mice
and died...
Did you ever see
Such a sight in your life
As three plauged mice? o/~
maybe... (Score:5, Funny)
One question (Score:2)
oh (Score:3, Funny)
Re:oh (Score:4, Funny)
Yot are we gonna do tonight, Brain? (Score:5, Funny)
No, Pinky. We are going to try to find a pharmacy and cure this <hack> damn cough!
Common in NM (Score:4, Interesting)
Exactly. (Score:3, Insightful)
First. As glarvat mentioned, the plaque is everywhere. In NM, my home state, rabbits, prarie dogs, gophers, you name it carry the plaque. So if Osama wants to get ahold of some Yersinia pestis he need look no further than the bushes outside his mud-brick hut in Northwestern Pakistan.
Second. The real reason this is an issue is because of the professor from Texas who had apparently misplaced some samples of the Ames strain of Anthrax, which is
Should be no problem now (Score:2, Insightful)
As GW would say..."They're doing a great job!"
New Jersey, you say? (Score:2)
Re:New Jersey, you say? (Score:3, Informative)
Bring out your dead! (Score:2)
Bring out your dead... (Score:2, Funny)
The Dead Collector: That'll be ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: What?
Large Man with Dead Body: Nothing. There's your ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Large Man with Dead Body: Yes he is.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not.
The Dead Collector: He isn't.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
The Dead Body That Cla
You don't know the half of it (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:You don't know the half of it (Score:5, Informative)
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050914/ap_on_he_me/k
Apparently all other sites were relatively undamaged and were still secure.
William
Re:You don't know the half of it (Score:2)
And for making the original poster look dumb, always good for a laugh
Re:You don't know the half of it (Score:2)
Re:You don't know the half of it (Score:2)
"LSU lost all of its 8,000 lab animals, including mice, rats, dogs and monkeys. Many drowned"
Now, if they drowned, that means that potentially infected animals were exposed to flood water, meaning whatever germs they carried may have been carried by the water to others outside as the water level lowered. The fact that they had to AFTER the flood terminate the samples means there was plenty of situations where the environment may have been con
Ah, lovely Newark (Score:2)
The one thing that comforts me, is that the mice will either be shot in a gang related incident, or become drug addicts, before they are able to spread their tasty payload... This also gives me a good excuse to not go to class.
Don't freak out (Score:2, Interesting)
And this is NOT like it's something that we've wiped out completely and would annihilate mankind if it reappeared -- actually there are still between 1000 and 3000 cases every year [wikipedia.org], including some in North America.
So yeah -- if you live near where the mice escaped and you come down with a nasty flu (and those, uh, buboes), you should make sure you get it checked out immediately... but it's no disaster.
McDonalds security is no laughing matter (Score:5, Funny)
Consider, for example, the international fugitive known as the "Hamburglar".
talking about security (Score:2)
Plague is no big deal around here (Score:2, Interesting)
Nobody seems to care much.
http://www.ci.boulder.co.us/openspace/nature/pdog_ plague.htm [boulder.co.us]
Maybe I could sell prairie dogs on ebay to dim terrorists, been looking to supplement my income.
Sercurity quote (Score:3, Informative)
how did that happen? (Score:2, Funny)
Guy in white coat: "Can I get some mice? And some Bubonic plague? And funding?"
Lab Director: "Sure. Just make sure you don't repeat the whole Rhesus Monkey - ebola thing that you did in Congo back in '79"
Guy in white coat: "These mice will never escape! I'll put them in a bigger cardboard box this time!"
The really scarey part.... (Score:5, Insightful)
I don't get those PETA/ALF types....
funny you should mention this... (Score:2)
You have more security at a McDonald's than at some of these facilities.'"
At my local McDonald's [google.com] there are plenty of mice! Perhaps the missing lab mice are among them.
At least they aren't super mice (Score:2)
Exagerated risk? (Score:2)
What's a little plague among friends? (Score:2)
http://www.rcgazette.com/news/082905.htm [rcgazette.com]
So What? (Score:2)
i wish... (Score:2)
Missing Mice Identified (Score:2)
Plague (Score:5, Interesting)
Evidently the good news for him is that he's now immune.
Re:Plague (Score:5, Funny)
Being dead will do that for you
Douglas Adams was right! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Douglas Adams was right! (Score:2)
Bye bye Texas! Mwahehehe
Headline is a typo (Score:2)
Bring out your dead [RING] Bring out your dead (Score:3, Funny)
CART MASTER:
Bring out your dead! [clang]
Bring out your dead! [clang]
Bring out your dead! [clang]
Bring out your dead! [clang]
CUSTOMER:
Here's one.
CART MASTER:
Ninepence.
DEAD PERSON:
I'm not dead!
CART MASTER:
What?
CUSTOMER:
Nothing. Here's your ninepence.
DEAD PERSON:
I'm not dead!
CART MASTER:
'Ere. He says he's not dead!
CUSTOMER:
Yes, he is.
DEAD PERSON:
I'm not!
CART MASTER:
He isn't?
CUSTOMER:
Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
DEAD PERSON:
I'm getting better!
CUSTOMER:
No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
CART MASTER:
Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
DEAD PERSON:
I don't want to go on the cart!
CUSTOMER:
Oh, don't be such a baby.
CART MASTER:
I can't take him.
DEAD PERSON:
I feel fine!
CUSTOMER:
Well, do us a favour.
CART MASTER:
I can't.
CUSTOMER:
Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
CART MASTER:
No, I've got to go to the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
CUSTOMER:
Well, when's your next round?
CART MASTER:
Thursday.
DEAD PERSON:
I think I'll go for a walk.
CUSTOMER:
You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do?
DEAD PERSON: [singing]
I feel happy. I feel happy.
[whop]
CUSTOMER:
Ah, thanks very much.
CART MASTER:
Not at all. See you on Thursday.
CUSTOMER:
Right. All right.
[howl]
[clop clop clop]
Who's that, then?
CART MASTER:
I dunno. Must be a king.
CUSTOMER:
Why?
CART MASTER:
He hasn't got shit all over him.
About the quote (Score:2)
Why would this dismay you? More importantly, why would it surprise you?
I doubt very seriously that the very low level, very unimportant labs devote much time to security.
Bio-terrorism lab isn't synonymous with "lab full of the most dangerous bugs on earth." Some of them just aren't that important.
Sounds like someone looking for something to get fired u
And they were very tasty. (Score:2)
Mr McBoingboing then started a bloody coughing fit and, collapsing like the WTC towers, expired.
Big deal. Plague is endemic... (Score:2)
Plague isn't the big deal it was a few centuries ago. Most of us are descended from people who were exposed to plague (considering how widespread the epidemics were) and survived. We're just not as tasty to Yersinia pestis as those who didn't. It has about a 6% mortality rate worldwide these days vs 60% to 100%, depending on
New Bioterrorism Lab for Downtown Boston, Ma. (Score:3, Interesting)
The Mass. Nurses Association [massnurses.org] has the best take I've read.
Not surprising. (Score:4, Interesting)
And a quick story about other outstanding security...adjacent to the building where I work is an office of the Department of Homeland Security. About 3 months ago, myself and one of my coworkers, who is about 25 (I'll be 23 in a few days), decided to go up and poke around. We're young lab workers, so we were just in street clothes; in particular, I was wearing a Slayer T-shirt and jean shorts (my professional-looking lab attire). Neither of us had our badges out, and we poked around Homeland Security for a solid 15 mintues. Nobody stopped us, asked to see ID, nor even asked if we worked there.
Yeah, most labs could probably stand to beef up their security.
Re:Not surprising. (Score:3, Funny)
In case anyone was wondering, barborne pathogens require a BSL 3 lab and bazborne are BSL 4.
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This really isn't a huge deal (Score:3, Insightful)
Given the tidbits of information that have been published on N. Korea's BW program, I'm sure there are places in the US that study hypervirulent BW agents.
I'm just amazed by the lack of security at this place, which should be BSLIII (the second highest level of containment).
Plague Mice (Score:3, Funny)
Media Hype (Score:3, Informative)
The plague in rodents is actually very common, and occurs naturally. Here in the town where I live, it's a known fact that many many rodents, a hell of a lot more than 3, carry the plague. Two cats this year were discovered in my town with plague. It's known to be spread all over the county. You don't see me posting stories on slashdot about it.
See:http://www.turnto23.com/news/4883235/detail.ht ml?subid=22100581&qs=1;bp=t [turnto23.com]
First I saw this stupid story on drudgereport, and tried to explain to some co-workers that it was totally not a danger to anyone, then I see it on slashdot the next day. Sigh. Stay away from my mountain stronghold.
Re:Deadly? (Score:5, Informative)
The route of transmission to humans is
rodent > flea > human
(if it turns into pneumonia in a human it can be passed human to human, otherwise not).
Since fleas aren't nearly the problem they were in the middle ages, and we don't have travelers trekking on foot (and picking up fleas) through areas that have a high incidence of yersinia pestis in the rodent population, it just doesn't spread as quickly as it used to. There still end up being a few cases of bubonic plague every year in the US, but it doesn't have the opportunity to spread the way it used to.
Re:Deadly? (Score:2)
Well, most bathe and don't sleep with sheep . . . . .
Re:Deadly? (Score:3, Interesting)
Now that we know the science behind it we are better armed to control it. Then ag
or they didn't (Score:2)
Ok, so I might be exaggerating a tiny bit.
Re:So now.. (Score:3, Informative)
It's the same bacteria that causes em... it just depends on where you get infected with it. Flesh and lymphatic systems = bubonic, lungs = pneumonic, septicemic = blood.