Saturn Moon Continues to Delight and Baffle 190
vic_1066 writes to tell us that BBC News is reporting on the many interesting discoveries made by the Cassini probe. The Saturn moon, Enceladus, apparently continues to provide confusion and excitement for scientists the world over. The Cassini probe has been making waves ever since its arrival to the Saturn system.
What?!!? (Score:5, Funny)
What, now there's water on Saturn, too!
(I know, I know, it's not a rock like Mars is... gimme a little rope here for the joke, k?)
Re:What?!!? (Score:1)
IMPORTANT !!!! MOD THIS UP !!!! (Score:2, Funny)
"its".
To the moderators: It is absolutely VITAL that you mod this post up, so that the editor and submitter can see it. (This is why I have posted it as close to the top as I can.) Now I know that, in the past, we have had our differences, and you have seen fit to mod my posts down for some inexplicable reason. Please note that this post is ON-TOPIC, because it refers SPECIFICALLY to the article summary. However, if you still feel that you want to mod this post d
you got that one wrong... (Score:2)
Re:What!??! (Score:1)
Couldn't help myself (Score:5, Funny)
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Mmmmm... Moon! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Mmmmm... Moon! (Score:2, Funny)
Science announces: Moon is made of Mexican food (Score:2, Funny)
What about Iapetus? (Score:3, Funny)
More (Better) Information... (Score:5, Informative)
Press Release [nasa.gov], Pictures [nasa.gov]
Cracks me up (Score:3, Interesting)
"Scientists are baffled! We can't account for polar heating / overlapping flat-bottomed craters on Mars / volcanoes drifting around the surface of Io / particles blasting out of the sun at a quarter of lightspeed / gullies that cross over one another / the enormous explosion out of that comet!"
Of course they're baffled. They won't let anybody competent explain it to them. These guys never studied plasma fluid dynamics in school, and they figure that now
Re:Cracks me up (Score:2)
(you may argue the statement about seriousness all you want - but the point is the same for any science institution).
MadCow.
Re:Cracks me up (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Cracks me up (Score:4, Insightful)
That would be fine, except that every single one of these press releases is filled with wild speculation -- subsurface water, volcanism, recent meteor strikes, martians, what have you -- anything and everything except the only thing that has ever been observed to cause (e.g.) polar heating.
Never mind trotting out black holes, billion-solar-mass black holes, "dark matter" (imagined to constitute 90% of the mass of the universe), "dark energy" (part of it? supposed to repel matter), the "Great Attractor", galactic lensing, "magnetic reconnection", WIMPs, MACHOs, the Big Bang, Inflation, zero-point energy, and worse, without even a trace of embarrassment. That, and cropping from Hubble pictures anything embarrassing, such as quasars actually in front of opaque nearby galaxies.
After the last cosmic background experiment concluded, Georg Smoot at a podium announced, in the the most smug of terms, that it proved the Big Bang theory "correct, once and for all." Of course no single experiment, or even a dozen, can do any such thing, and Big Bang is looking iffier every month.
Re:Cracks me up (Score:2)
Um, these almost certainly exist.
galactic lensing,
This definitely exists.
the Big Bang
has quite a bit of evidence for it.
zero-point energy
This exists too.
That, and cropping from Hubble pictures anything embarrassing, such as quasars actually in front of opaque nearby galaxies.
Cite?
and Big Bang is looking iffier every month.
Doubtful.
Re:Cracks me up (Score:3, Insightful)
Based only on the assumption that nothing but gravitation can produce x-rays and high-velocity jets, or affect motion of large (electrically-conductive) masses. Even your "super-massive black holes" aren't enough to account for galactic rotation; you need to make up "dark matter" too.
galactic lensing, ... This definitely exists.
Sure, here and there. But it gets trotted out every time somebody points
Re:Cracks me up (Score:2)
I understand it perfectly. It's a consequence of Heisenberg indeterminacy: a particle with precisely zero energy would have to be everywhere in the universe, which is hard to reconcile with having trapped it on one's lab bench.
ZPE's not available for you to use, it's not available for me to use, but to a cosmol
Re:Cracks me up (Score:2)
No links handy, but the keyword is "inflation". BB needs inflation to get information from each bit of the universe to all the others faster than light, so that future generations can be provided that all-important (nearly!) uniform cosmic background radiation, and also to provide us with galactic superclusters in only 13 GY and not 100 GY, as would be required using only Astronomers'-Union -approved gravitation. What powers inflation, which r
Re:Cracks me up (Score:2)
I've never quite grasped *why* this is needed. I mean, think about two persons at the opposite sides of the Earth throwing a regular coin a thousand times. It can even be a different coin, and still you'd expect them to get about same distribution of heads and tails, without any information exch
A few corrections (Score:2)
That's true but the press release is clear about it. It basically says "we have no clue what is happening but here are some possibilities". This is a press release after all and hardly a scientific paper. That being said I also get really irritated by the pontificating idiots they sometimes get to explain things who so often gloss over (or ignore) the fact that what they are saying is speculation and no
Re:A few corrections (Score:2)
Re:A few corrections (Score:2)
Yes, censorship is the answer to all inconveniences. Facts and discussion of facts might make some people momentarily uncomfortable.
Those made most uncomfortable will be those who have invested years studying things that don't exist, and those who don't feel confident about picking up the mathematical skills needed to study the stuff that we do know exists.
Re:A few corrections (Score:2)
Funnier yet (Score:2)
Oh, is it 99% now? How that number keeps growing. It has nowhere to go, now, but asymptotic. Let's project where it will be in five years: 99.999% of the mass of the universe (100,000 times as much mass as the bits we see, a thousand times as much stuff as we needed this year) will be composed o
Re:Funnier yet (Score:2)
You clearly don't understand the difference between dark matter and dark energy. Dark matter hass mass, dark energy is gravitationally repulsive and so clearly is not mass (though it is energy). Rotational curves of galaxies add further support for the idea of dark matter. The "dark energy" is not at all understood. It might be something real or it might be the effect of mass
Re:Cracks me up (Score:2, Insightful)
I think that they're not actually all that baffled about what's going on, but that saying "We're baffled, and learning SOOO much from this" is intelligent PR that helps these scientists get more public support, and indirectly funding as well.
I mean if they said "Great - now we understand (most) everything that's going on at Saturn." then they'd be up excrement-creek without funding.
Now don't get me wrong here. I'm all for money
Re:Cracks me up (Score:3, Insightful)
That would be fine, except the explanations make no sense at all, and also fail to account for the features observed. What's worse is when they doctor the pictures to make them seem more like the explanation, as in the Io volcano pictures where they painted in [thunderbolts.info] flaming geysers in place of white-outs in the actual images. The white-outs were from something way hotter than any volcanic eruptio
Re:Cracks me up (Score:5, Informative)
1) The volcanoes at Io's surface have nothing to do with plasma physics or MHD.
2) No volcanoes have "drifted around" the surface of Io.
3) There have been migrations of Ionian eruption plumes (the gas/dust "geysers" above the surface).
4) We can quite readily explain this with simple thermophysics. Plasma or MHD has nothing to do with it.
5) Some people have claimed that MHD has influenced the shape of plumes, but we can't reconcile that with the observations of WHERE the fields interact with Io.
6) Some have claimed that electric currents can cause the elevated temperatures of some of Io's volcanoes, but they haven't done the simple math to know that even at 100% efficiency, there simply isn't enough energy available, and AGAIN, the field lines don't intersect the high temperature volcanoes.
Theory is fine, but if your pet theory can't handle the observations, go back to the theory--the observations are rarely "wrong".
Not sure what the hell this has to do with plasma physics or MHD. Electrical currrents don't do a damned thing to effect morphology. Same with craters. Same with IMPACTS into comets and subsequent ejection of materials.
Are you really claiming that high energy particles accelerated by the nearly non-existant magnetic field of Mars is causing flat-bottomed craters?! Wow! They must be moving really fucking fast.
Not sure what you mean that "these guys" never studied plasma fluid dynamics. If by, "these guys", you mean planetary scientists, cosmologists, or astronomers (all VERY broad fields), "they" invented or extended just about any new branch physics (I'm talking real science, with perdictions and ways to test the predictions) you care to talk about.
Who the hell modded that post "insightful"?
Re:Cracks me up (Score:2)
Observation is that there are whole lines [thunderbolts.info] of flat-bottomed [thunderbolts.info], overlapping craters [thunderbolts.info] on Mars, consistent in human experience only with Electric Discharge Machining. Theory says that nothing much electromagnetic can ever have happened on Mars be
Re:Cracks me up (Score:2)
Your second image is perfectly consistent with aborted graben formation. Your third image is, again, consistent with the breakup of a comet or asteroid before impact.
I note that you do no
Re:Cracks me up (Score:3, Interesting)
Fine. This makes an enormous difference, doesn't it?
For a sufficiently dissimilar grade of "similar". Jupiter doesn't have any craters that I know about. (Maybe you have private information.) SL9 pieces hit thousands of miles apart. What broke up something, but kept all the bits right next to one ano
Re:Cracks me up (Score:2)
Easy to say. "Much to the astonishment of mission scientists, it was discovered that the 'volcanic' plumes emit ultraviolet light [thunderbolts.info], something inconceivable under normal conditions of volcanic venting."
2) No volcanoes have "drifted around" the surface of Io.
No, just the place where stuff comes out. "Since the Voyager observations in the late 1970s, Prometheus and the exposed regions have traveled more than 80 kilometers".
Re:Cracks me up (Score:3, Interesting)
A famously unemployed planetary scientist, it looks like. You have get papers accepted in peer-refereed journals, and draw peer-refereed NSF grants, to stay employed as a scientist. (Of course these "peers" haven't studied plasma physics.) One might as well apply for a grant to study the cause of DNA damage in brain tissue exposed to low-magnitude modulated microwaves.
Actually, I happen to know there are some very compete
Maybe they'll discover oil or uranium (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Maybe they'll discover oil or uranium (Score:2)
How much energy in a shuttle full of uranium? (Score:2)
Platinum would be interesting too given it's catalyst power. Given enough energy though, I think it's pretty easy to get here.
Re:How much energy in a shuttle full of uranium? (Score:2)
For those who care about who... (Score:5, Interesting)
"In Greek mythology Enceladus was a Titan who was defeated in battle and buried under Mount Etna by Athena."
Re:Source of Enceladus' heat discoverd by Slashdot (Score:5, Informative)
Re:For those who care about who... (Score:2)
Huh...? (Score:1)
Great things come in small packages (Score:5, Interesting)
These are the things that make this universe so incredible! Nature may be governed by general laws, but she will never allow a dull moment
For such a tiny moon (its only 500km across), this one packs plenty of surprises. This oddity has: a localized hotspot at its southern pole, a largely water vapor atmostphere with some interesting trace compounds, and most intriguingly, a spot on the very short list of places possibly harboring life.
Absolutely intriguing - congrats to the Cassini team for their achievements.
Oh, just great (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Oh, just great (Score:1, Informative)
I think the ball would freeze in slightly more time in +5degree weather
Re:Oh, just great (Score:1)
Re:Oh, just great (Score:5, Funny)
Problem solved.
Re:Oh, just great (Score:3, Insightful)
It'd be interesting (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:It'd be interesting (Score:4, Informative)
Re:It'd be interesting (Score:3, Interesting)
How about a recent cometary impact? It might have created a pod of water under the surface of the south pole, which is slowly leaking heat and water into the outside.
Stephen Baxter incoporated this idea into his book Titan, and suggested there might be ice packs above a deep body of water. In the case of this small moon I would suggest that the heat pulse from the impact would spread out slowly
Re:It'd be interesting (Score:2)
Then again, was an interesting read. +1 Interesting to you, if I didn't reply.
AvP? (Score:1)
hmm (Score:5, Funny)
Why? Is Enceladus a naked girl?
Har har har.
In other news... (Score:5, Funny)
~jeff
Re:In other news... (Score:2)
it's != its (Score:2, Informative)
it's
for ALL OTHER USES, there is no apostrophe in 'its'
Surely this simple rule isn't beyond the tech-heads here? For those of us that care about English this is as jarring a syntax error as anything that would barf a compiler. So do our parsers a favour and LEARN this simple rule.
Re:it's != its (Score:2, Offtopic)
Every single time a comment like yours flies across my screen I am reminded of Hermoine saying "... or worse, expelled."
scientists are especially excited (Score:4, Funny)
More info. (Score:2)
Pronouns do not take possessive apostrophes.
His, hers, its, theirs, etc. "Its" is not as irregular as people think.
Cheers
J.
Re:More info. (Score:2)
I'm almost tempted to make your point into a signature line around here, but for the fear that it will turn any insightful or informative comment I make into an off-topic, flamebaiting troll.
Re:More info. (Score:2)
Sad to say but I think most people don't actually know what pronouns and possessives are. On the other hand slashdot readers might "get it" if it's presented as a simple pseudo-code like statement:
if ("it is"||"it has") then
substitute(it's)
else
print(its)
Re:it's != its (Score:2)
It's a LEXICAL error. The person understands the difference between the two, he/she just can't spell it correctly. If you're going to make a comparison with compilers, get the fucking terminology correct.
Anyway... Are you trying to say that you're only as smart as a compiler? Yeah, confusing the two is incorrect, but if your mental parser can't deal with a simple misplaced apostrophe... are you saying that's a sign that you're int
Re:it's != its (Score:2)
Re:it's != its (Score:2)
A complete set of American English grammar written in BNF would be painfully complicated and long. It would brilliantly show how inconsistent and ill-designed the language is.
Re:it's != its (Score:2)
Re:it's != its (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:it's != its (Score:2)
Re:it's != its (Score:2)
Yes, that is how the english spell favour. I am english, that's how I spell it. Your point is...?
Re:it's != its (Score:2)
I see you were defending the english spelling now, not attacking it!
Re:it's != its (Score:2)
Wasn't it Dr. Johnson in 1660-something who attempted to compile the first English dictionary?
Of course English spelling (and much grammar) is braindead, but the reforms do not improve it really. Unfortunately all attempts so far to create a truly rational, orthogonal, regular language for natural speaking have met with failure. Esperanto is not a bad attempt, but it just hasn't caught on. Like biological systems, languages are inherently a
Re:it's != its (Score:3, Insightful)
Now, as to its/it's... I ca
What a coincidence! (Score:5, Funny)
Wanna see?
Most interesting part of the article... (Score:2, Funny)
Enterprise Mission (Score:1, Informative)
Re:Enterprise Mission (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Enterprise Mission (Score:4, Insightful)
FWIW, his own biography says he was a museum curator, a NASA consultant (whatever that means), and a science advisor to CBS news. It's a more impressive resumé than your garden variety conspiracy nut, but he wasn't exactly a "big wig at NASA".
Re:Enterprise Mission (Score:2)
I sense that Hoagland, as people tend to do, largely believes his own bullshit. Still, he knows it's bullshit. His talent is for handling large amounts of cognitive dissonance.
You want my guess? (Score:4, Insightful)
Meteor impact, and seismic aftereffects.
After all, it has the "Death Star" moon for a neighbor: http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/cassini/media/c
Warm enough for humans? (Score:2)
Or is the water vapor atmosphere being put out by massive jets which are themselves caused by the icy surface being in touch with the molten core?
If these jets do exist they must be huge and it seems likely that whereever these jets exist, that those areas are much warmer than other places on the moon - perhaps even as warm as places on earth.
Anyone w
Re:Warm enough for humans? (Score:2, Informative)
This means that the water ice either rapidly falls back to the surface, or else is the source of material for Saturn's icy F(I think) ring, which is basically a line of water ice circling Saturn.
What makes this discovery interesting is that in order for there to be a detectable atmosphere on Enceladus, there must be some process as it cannot last by itself.
Hopefully the Cassini mission will reveal that source in time.
Re:Warm enough for humans? (Score:2)
Re:Warm enough for humans? (Score:2)
Re:Warm enough for humans? (Score:2)
You can derive density from the ideal gas law (n/V), as well as density/temperature ratios. The Ideal Gas Law is routinely used to calculate these kinds of observations. The stumbling block in this particular situation, however, is that the atmosphere of a planet is a non-closed system. Therefore, you have to model a series of cubic boxes around the planet and use integral calculus to determine the solutions to the equations.
When I was in the Honors General Chemistry class at the Univ
Assuming it's mostly water... (Score:3, Funny)
((G * (4 / 3) * pi * ((250 km)^3) * ((1 metric ton) / (m^3))) / ((250 km)^2)) / gravity on earth = 0.00712572516
For these less scientifically inclined, assuming Enceladus is like Holland, you go there and buy 3 grams (a tiny box) of ganja, then smuggle back to country.
(gravity on earth / ((G * (4 / 3) * pi * ((250 km)^3) * ((1 metric ton) / (m^3))) / ((250 km)^2))) * (3g of ganja) = 0.928167691 pounds of ganja
That's almost a pound of ganja on Earth surface.
In other news, if you accidentially knock a pizza off the table on Enceladus, you have about 5s to catch it before it falls to the floor.
Re:Assuming it's mostly water... (Score:3, Funny)
assuming Enceladus is like Holland,
This assumption is questionable, given that one is a whirling ball of chemicals suspended in space and the other is a country with tulips. Sure, there may be superficial similarites, but assuming they share important physical properties may be unwarranted at this stage.
Re:Assuming it's mostly water... (Score:2)
Re:Assuming it's mostly water... (Score:2)
Good luck finding scales that really measure mass rather than weight though
Re:Assuming it's mostly water... (Score:2)
Sure. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Balance_scale.j pg [wikipedia.org]
Re:Assuming it's mostly water... (Score:2)
continuing to provide confusion and excitement: (Score:2)
Well thats it folks, beam me up (Score:2)
We have only gone and become star trek.
Of course... (Score:2)
another scuttle-monkey ancient news post (Score:2)
Shit (Score:2)
No more big ones... (Score:4, Informative)
These interesting moons have one thing in common, they are huge. They have gravity and a core. Without gravity, there will be no atmosphere, and the core might produce geological energies etc. Especially this combination of a core with minerals, and an outer layer of ice/water are interesting in regards to life as this is the combination you need. It's just like Europa (at Jupiter).
Smaller moons might be discovered as time goes by, but if they have eluded detection so far, they only have a size that will deprive them of the above important features. When they are small, the become meteor like, and we might as well check out meteors.
So don't expect any new moons like this to be discovered. Only new information and details about the ones we already know.
In regards to "how many" the number will probably be defined by definition. How big should it be to be a moon? In a sense you might say the rings are millions of tiny moons, but most will probably not say they are within the definition. But what about the big chunks in the rings? Some of the chunks make tracks in the rings... are they considered moons?
http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/cassini/media/c
So far we have already discovered all the "big" moons.
Re:No more big ones... (Score:2)
IANARS, but a moon without gravity or a core would seem pretty interesting to me...
Re:No more big ones... (Score:2)
Actually, Enceladus, at 500 km diameter, isn't very big at all as far as moons go.