Equal Time For Creationism 3451
Brian Berns writes "Many news sources reported on
President Bush's recent semi-endorsement of 'intelligent
design', the politically correct version of
creationism that is currently in vogue among groups of conservative
Christians in the U.S.. While Mr. Bush was reportedly reluctant to make news on
this topic, he apparently felt it was an issue he could not duck. Most of those
same news sources, however, missed the
recent condemnation of Darwinian evolution by the Catholic cardinal
archbishop of Vienna. This NY Times op-ed appears to mark a deliberate attempt
to reverse the late Pope John Paul II's acceptance of evolution as 'more than
just a hypothesis'."
I demand equal time for MY theory (Score:2, Funny)
Obligatory timecube (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Not all opinions are of equal value (Score:3, Funny)
Give it time, give it time.
Touched by His Noodly Appendage (Score:5, Funny)
In Kansas, we intelligently design all the time.
My favorite current theory is the Flying Spaghetti Monster [venganza.org]. Please note how it also explains global warming with the decline of the world's pirate population.
From the founder's open letter to the Kansas Board of Education, which is considering re-writing the state's science standards to have none: "I think we can all look forward to the time when these three theories are given equal time in our science classrooms across the country, and eventually the world; One third time for Intelligent Design, one third time for Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, and one third time for logical conjecture based on overwhelming observable evidence."
Re:Oh Joy... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Two thousand (Score:5, Funny)
We'll have none of your heretical polytheism here, son. There is but one Administrator, and His name is
Say, there's a good topic for a survey....
fuck em' (Score:3, Funny)
Fuck the Creationists
Trash Talk
Ah yeah, here we go again!
Damn! This is some funky shit that I be laying down on your ass.
This one goes out to all my homey's working in the field of
evolutionary science.
Check it!
Verse 1
Fuck the damn creationists, those bunch of dumb-ass bitches,
every time I think of them my trigger finger itches.
They want to have their bullshit, taught in public class,
Stephen J. Gould should put his foot right up their ass.
Noah and his ark, Adam and his Eve,
straight up fairy stories even children don't believe.
I'm not saying there's no god, that's not for me to say,
all I'm saying is the Earth was not made in a day.
Chorus
Fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck the Creationists.
Trash Talk
Break it down.
Ah damn, this is a funky jam!
I'm about ready to kick this bitch back in.
Check it.
Verse 2
Fuck the damn creationists I say it with authority,
beause kicking there punk asses be me paramount priority.
Them whack-ass bitches say, "evolution's just a theory",
they best step off, them brainless fools, I'll give them cause to fear me.
The cosmos is expanding every second, every day,
but their minds are shrinking as they close their eyes and pray.
They call their bullshit science like the word could give them cred,
if them bitches be scientists then cap me in the head.
Chorus
Trash Talk
Bass!
Bring that shit in!
Ah yeah, that's right, fuck them all motherfuckers.
Fucking punk ass creationists trying to set scientific thought back 400 years.
Fuck that!
If them superstitious motherfuckers want to have that kind of party,
I'm going to put my dick in the mashed potatoes.
Fucking creationists.
Fuck them.
Re:Here we go again... (Score:5, Funny)
It wasn't 'created' at all - it evolved!
I'll get my coat.
Summary of ID (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Ahhh shit here we go (Score:4, Funny)
The earth was built by the mice to find the answer to the question of life, the universe and everything.
I really think that theory should be given equal class time!
Re:Good for you (Score:5, Funny)
More like 60 million years ago wasn't it
Re:Evolution is obsolete- upgrade w/ 'new biology' (Score:5, Funny)
Now I get it.... Bush is brilliant! (Score:4, Funny)
He is abusing his power as President in a clever ploy to show how ridiculous policies such as his are. When he says that contrasting ideas on the origin of species should be taught, what he is really advocating is that schools teach just how unscientific Creationism is.
Bush's ultimate goal is to finally expose Christianity and all other religions for the fraud they are! His entire Iraq War is meant to be an instructive lesson on the dangers of religious fanatacism.
Brilliant! Fucking brilliant!
Re:Touched by His Noodly Appendage (Score:3, Funny)
My favorite current theory is the Flying Spaghetti Monster [venganza.org]. Please note how it also explains global warming with the decline of the world's pirate population.
Finally! A theory that explains both the origins of mankind AND global warming. This can obviously mean only one thing: it's TWICE as good as the so-called "theory" of evolution.
I, for one, suggest we begin reprinting the textbooks immediately.
-Grym
Re:What falsifiable predictions does it make? (Score:3, Funny)
But speaking as one and for most philosophy majors, that is a large part of it.
The Easter Bunny (Score:3, Funny)
There *could* be an Easter Bunny, right? And who are we not to admit the possibility of Santa Claus, Bigfoot, and the Boogieman?
Re:Not all opinions are of equal value (Score:4, Funny)
In this modern era of anti-intellectualism in the US, many would dismiss this statement out-of-hand as an arrogant, godless, know-it-all liberal who mocks the very foundation of our Christian nation. Rational debate with these types of people is a wasted effort.
These are the same people who thought that, given some extra time, Jesus would come riding down on his magical unicorn to shit a new brain into Terry Shivo's head. People will believe what they want to believe and nothing will change that.
If we are about choices.... (Score:3, Funny)
At the very least, people should know about both treatments so they can make an informed choice.
Re:Here we go again... (Score:3, Funny)
No one (I think) is denying that evolution happens. I think the problem is that people are claiming that human beings have evolved from animals. This is undeniably an unproven theory, and until you can show me the so-called 'missing link', it will remain unproven.
Therefore, one unproven theory that takes a different perspective than another would indeed be classified as a credible opposing view, despite what you would like for other people to think. Saying there is no 'real support' in the scientific community is denying the credentials of the many Chrisitian scientists who do not hold your viewpoint. Even Einstein, undeniably a scientist, and arguably one of the most intelligent members of the class that's ever lived, believed in God and presumably in Creation. Not bad for an example of a relevant opposing view.
Re:Here we go again... (Score:5, Funny)
Unless the designer's motives are not what you think...
Re:Here we go again... (Score:5, Funny)
Of course, since the evolutionary timeline runs for ~4.5 billion years and the ID timeline for ~6,000 years, that would mean giving it about one second per school year.
Re:Oh Joy... (Score:2, Funny)
Or even 1) Create Universe. 2) ??????? 3) Profit ! rofl
Re:Here we go again... (Score:1, Funny)
I've never seen a pretty girl engaged in thoughtful, rational discourse with a baby before, with ice cream or without.
You get modded up by quoting philosophy from MIB?! (Score:3, Funny)
Sheesh.
KeS
Re:Sorry, Evolution is Religion too (Score:3, Funny)
-5 starting
195 for capital letters
10 for evolution being a religion
50 for having no testable predictions
I make it to be about 250. That's pretty good for a short post.