U.S. Gov't Grows Giant Mutant Trout 56
An anonymous reader writes "USDA scientists are genetically engineering trout that have three sets of chromosomes instead of the usual two. Trout with three chromosome grow faster because they are unable to reproduce, and energy from the food they eat is shifted from reproduction to growth. No word on whether said trout produce more fish fingers than their non-Frankenstein brothers."
Oblig. Jurassic Park quote: (Score:2)
Re:Oblig. Jurassic Park quote: (Score:1)
Re:Oblig. Simpsons (Score:1, Funny)
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Hefty trout.
Not seeing it.
Where are my sharks with freakin' laser beams? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Where are my sharks with freakin' laser beams? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Where are my sharks with freakin' laser beams? (Score:1)
Number Two: Absolutely.
Hmm... (Score:2, Interesting)
Why go through this sort of effort to make bigger trout?
Why not just farm-raise fish of a larger species (like catfish)?
Can I get the goverment to make a genetically-altered giant version
of all my other favorite foods too? (e.g. Twinkies)
Is this a good use of our tax dollars?
Re:Hmm... (Score:2)
People's tastes dictate how some groups' reasearch is funded, unfortunately.
Re:Hmm... (Score:2, Interesting)
a) Make bigger trout to have bigger fillets, because that's what the consumer wants
b) Catfish doesn't taste like trout. People want trout.
c) Twinkies growing on trees... mmmmm.... oh, wait
d) I'd say it's a lot better than many uses of our tax dollars, but that's just MHO.
Re:Hmm... (Score:1)
Twinkies are already genetically altered much more than they should be... So much so that they are superior to any other genetic being (they will even survive a nuclear holocaust).
Re:Hmm... (Score:1)
Re:Hmm... (Score:5, Funny)
Can I get the goverment to make a genetically-altered giant version
of all my other favorite foods too? (e.g. Twinkies)
I don't know...have they finished sequencing the Twinkie genome yet? ^_^
Re:Hmm... (Score:2)
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
In other news... (Score:1, Insightful)
Re:In other news... (Score:2)
Re:In other news... (Score:1)
Who the hells wants to cure such a grandiose economy booster? Look at all the pain killer revenue alone, cancer should be *encouraged*, not cured!
And oh, don't leak this memo to slashdot. -Monsato (or whoever made frankenstinkingfish)
sad (Score:1)
Re:sad (Score:2)
Re:sad (Score:1)
I'm not going to pretend to know what 'polyploidy' means but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt that it is in fact a real word with actual meaning.
My sole intent was to point out the scientific insignificance of this 'polyploidy' experiment and put it up there with some astronomical pig sperm.
No matter how many movies we make about bad things happening after sending things into space (Planet of the apes / Event horizon / Space balls)
Re:sad (Score:1)
Polyploidy has various effects that differ between organisms and are hard to predict (I don't kn
Bandersnatch! (Score:3, Funny)
Huh? (Score:5, Interesting)
Polyploid organisms are bigger because their cells are bigger, not because their energy is transferred.
They also say that because the triploid trout can't reproduce, there is no danger to existing stocks, but they seem to have forgotten the fertile tetraploid trout used to produce them.
Interesting factiod: the same technique used to produce the triploid trout is used to produce the triploid seedless watermelons in your supermarket.
Re:Huh? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Huh? (Score:2)
AC could hae given a very lucid correction, or blown smoke up our collective arses. And I'll never know the difference...
Re:Huh? (Score:2)
Is There an Ichthyologist in the House? (Score:2)
Is this really true? Unless biology has changed much since high school, triploid animals are usually sterile because meiosis fails. They still have gonads, and those gonads still go about trying to
Oh, great... (Score:2, Interesting)
In an amusing bit of coincidence, the best test for Klinefelter's is known as FISH [nodak.edu].
Hot Fish (Score:2)
Well, (Score:1)
Advantage? (Score:2)
Looks like all we're doing is getting 1 step closer to vat grown fish sticks, yee haw!
Re:Advantage? (Score:3, Informative)
If normal trout are collected before reproducing, then the situation with the giant trout would result in no net change in trout population over the situation with normal trout. And in that case, the only concern is whether the extra money you
not the first time USDA has fooled with ma nature (Score:3, Informative)
These are already being planted (Score:4, Interesting)
Hmm... (Score:2)
salmon - reproduction keeps them lean (Score:2)
compare to what was announced in the news today...
--| US Government Growing Giant Mutant Trout [scienceblog.com] |---
Trout with three chromosome sets grew faster than fish with two sets, so the industry tries to breed fish with three sets for meat production. RAINBOW TROUT WITH THREE SETS OF CHROMOSOMES GROW FASTER BECAUSE THEY ARE UNABLE TO REPRODUCE. The energy from the food they eat is shifted from reproduction to growth.
with what was said in 1924...
--| What Steiner Said About Salmon in 1924 |---
Salmon... have a spec
Re:salmon - reproduction keeps them lean (Score:2)
In some way bestowed, then ask at once where it suffers
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spotted_Hyena [wikipedia.org]
I hate it... (Score:2)
Now how would you feel if you had read all about elephants and never seen one?
Great cheesy shows of the '80s (Score:2)
Am I the only one that thought of the syndicated TV version of War of the Worlds where the alien invaders had triple helix DNA?
Re:Great cheesy shows of the '80s (Score:1)
Re:Great cheesy shows of the '80s (Score:2)
Old addage reborn... (Score:1)
Trademark: Mule Trout (Score:2)
Re:Trademark: Mule Trout (Score:2)
Well, some jack ass decided that a friggin' mutant trout was in order, so you may be onto something.
My first thought was to run around screaming "we're all gonna die, we're all gonna die" when I read this story.
Re:Trademark: Mule Trout (Score:2)
This is not true.
our gene designer overlords said... (Score:1)
-Chairman Chiang Hive, _looking God in the eye_