Hibernation on Demand 185
Mr. Christmas Lights writes "Dr. Mark Roth at the
Fred Hutchinson Cancer Research Center
has successfully
induced
a state of reversible metabolic hibernation in mice
which (no surprise) is
getting quite a bit of publicity.
Attempts in the past have used cooling techniques, but Dr. Roth
uses hydrogen sulfide (80 parts/million) to basically put the warm-blooded mice
into an advanced hibernated state, with a drop from the normal
120 breaths/minute to less than 10. Core body temperature also drops
as low as 11C (50F) to match the ambient room temperature. The mice recover in about two hours once normal air/temperatures are applied,
with no apparent ill effects - apparently there is a mice IQ/motor-skills test.
In addition to the obligatory reference to
Woody Allen's
Sleeper movie, this has applicability for emergency rooms as it
would be beneficial to in ER medicine as a way of "buying time"
while diagnosis is performed."
Hibernating (Score:5, Funny)
If you thought this is a dupe then... (Score:5, Funny)
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They just don't give a fuck. How hard is it to spellcheck -- they can't be bothered to do that; let alone check if a story is a dupe or a hoax or a year old.
Re:Hibernating (Score:2)
Dupes won't go away until they start adversely affecting /.'s bottom line.
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Re:Daddypants is sleeping (Score:1, Funny)
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Dupe (Score:1, Redundant)
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Moderators (Score:1)
First Human Tests... (Score:5, Funny)
...are apparently with Slashdot editors.
There is a drawback he reports ... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:There is a drawback he reports ... (Score:3, Funny)
This is actually a feature - "Hey geeks, hibernate and retain that unwashed smell you spent your life creating"
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Actually, no. (Score:2)
--grendel drago
Re:There is a drawback he reports ... (Score:2)
No kidding? I guess this explains why some of those vile, concentrated elevator farts seem to last an eternity.
Wow! It works! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Wow! It works! (Score:1)
oh shut up, honestly (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:oh shut up, honestly (Score:1)
or write a perl script to do it for you ffs
Re:oh shut up, honestly (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:oh shut up, honestly (Score:1, Funny)
Woah, /. has pr0n now? Finally, /. decided to get what geeks really want in a site. How might I find the new section, btw?
Worst Dupe Ever (Score:2, Funny)
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What's the use of handing your /. id? (Score:1)
In other news... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:In other news... (Score:1)
But these researchers have hibernation that works; big difference! What Microsoft calls "hibernation" animal researchers call "euthanasia."
Now, Apple might have a case, though they call it "sleep"... but I've yet to own a Windows laptop that would consistently wake up without crashing.
Microsoft will sue when researchers work out how to reboot badly fragmented laboratory an
Re:In other news... (Score:2)
I've heard nice things about the Thinkpads, but my corporate masters make such choices for me.
However that might sound, I'm sure they do this out of love.
I wish... (Score:4, Funny)
I regularly hibernate... (Score:5, Funny)
Travelling to the year 3000 (Score:4, Funny)
I mod this -20 DUPE (Score:2)
Why do you people waste our time?
Do you slashdot editors really get PAID to be this stupid!!!!? WHY CAN'T I GET A JOB LIKE THAT?
My first application for this would be (Score:2)
If nothing went wrong then they'd awaken x thousand years later and be repatriated. Or start a revolution. Or take down the Matrix. Or something...
Copy this story NOW and resubmit it (Score:1, Troll)
Let's improve on that (Score:1, Funny)
For chrissake, I mailed them about the story being dupe and the guys still post it...
Re:Let's improve on that (Score:2)
Why Dupes really get posted (Score:2, Insightful)
Just a thought. How about the next obvious dupe that comes along nobody reply. See if we c
Re:Why Dupes really get posted (Score:2)
Unfortunately, it also opens up the possiblity that the editors have gotten so sick of the slashdot crowd that they are actively trolling us by reposting popular articles, rather than using slashback.
If I was caught napping and missed the Hybernation story (sorry) I would really want to hear about it
Re:Why Dupes really get posted (Score:2)
Nothing like a record. I've often seen dupes both live on the front page, posted two or three hours apart. Not by the same editor, though Taco has reposted some "funny website" filler he'd already done months ago.
Re:Why Dupes really get posted (Score:2)
i for one... (Score:1)
Re:i for one... (Score:1)
The Slashdot Editors have a predilection to exceeding dupliciousness.
Make use of this space (Score:4, Funny)
I don't mind the occasional dupes but (Score:2, Insightful)
a constant dupe of "this is a dupe" posts
People take your own advice and stop duping previous comments
Re:I don't mind the occasional dupes but (Score:1)
If you're confused about the strange words, click here [slashdot.org].
Dupes and subscribers (Score:4, Insightful)
There have been pro and against arguments. The pro argument have been that some people miss the original articles and have a second chance to post. The neutral argument has been that if one doesn't like the dupe, one should simpy ignore it. Both of these arguments make good sense.
However, slashdot is in some sense a commercial enterprise. The majority are, of course, not subscribers, but there must be quite a few all the same. Slashdot also gets paid by advertisers to get many hits. Advertisers could argue that they get less hits on dupe articles.
In these last two cases, it isn't exactly a shiny example of quality in a product (if one can look upin slashdot as a product) to see so many dupes. I know that the sheer number of dupes in slashdot would prevent me from subscribing as I see it as a problem of editors being disinterested in checking what they post.
Re:Dupes and subscribers (Score:2)
There have been pro and against arguments. The pro argument have been that some people miss the original articles and have a second chance to post. The neutral argument has been that if one doesn't like the dupe, one should simpy ignore it. Both of these arguments make good sense.
However, slashdot is in some sense a commercial enterprise. The majority are, of course, not subscribers, but the
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Re:Dupes and subscribers (Score:1, Insightful)
You almost always get far better quality from volunteer mods, ironically enough.
Re:Dupes and subscribers (Score:3, Informative)
These dupes send a clear message that the Slashdot staff, who are *paid* to work for a for-profit company....
That's because you're doing it all wrong. The staff doesn't care. But there is a solution; you mention that they work for a for-profit company. Gentlemen, I give you the contact information for the Open Source Technology Group, Slashdot's parent company:
Re:Dupes and subscribers (Score:5, Insightful)
Why is it so difficult? They post what, 20 articles a day? How hard is it to look over the past 100 topics to see if it was previously posted? I agree, though that a simple tool could provide them with the ability to detect these. I don't even think you'd need Bayesian techniques. A simple comparison of the less common words would probably bring 90% of them out pretty quickly.
But as I posted a while ago: Where's their incentive to improve their quality? What, are we all going to go somewhere else and stop reading Slashdot? I don't suspect that will happen anytime soon.
The fact is, Slashdot is an amateur operation that happens to make a little money. I doubt they make that much. When was the last time they updated the web site in any significant way? Let's face it, these guys aren't working for a living. That's cool. I'm sure a lot of people would in their situation. But they clearly don't follow their own site and they clearly could care less about what people think about it. If they did, the site would improve.
Re:Dupes and subscribers (Score:2)
Not using slashback and just reposting it is a form of trolling. Before I sound too much like a hypocrite, I'll refer you to my previous post [slashdot.org]
Re:Dupes and subscribers (Score:2)
There is a better way: just look at the "older stuff" panel on the right.
There you find Older Articles [slashdot.org] and Yesterday's news [slashdot.org]. You can just edit the URL for any given day, the date format (issue=20050423) is obvious.
Re:Dupes and subscribers (Score:2, Interesting)
What Slashdot really needs is the ability to mod articles as well as comments. Then dupes would get (-1, Redundant) and disappear.
Re:Dupes and subscribers (Score:2)
Aparently the editorial scum doesn't like the idea as the next natural step is asking for the ability to mod editors (whereby the lame ones would get fired). Stupid fucks.
Aha - that explains it ! (Score:1, Funny)
I alwasy thought these people were just stupid - now I know they are hibernating at work.
Surviving hibernation (Score:5, Informative)
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2002/04/0204
Humans can't do this if their cytochrome C is inhibited by hydrogen sulfide, so if you ever do this with humans, you'd have to make sure they wake up periodically to prevent all kinds of nastyness.
Bats seem to have a different strategy. They stay in deep hibernation for prolonged periods up to 90 days, but their biochemistry changes quite drastically in order to do this. It's unlikely that human cells are able to change themselves so drastically.
http://physrev.physiology.org/cgi/content/full/83
I really wonder what would happen to a mouse if you induce hibernation for more than a month.
Buying hours and preventing damage would be a good purpose for artificial human hibernation, but I think space travel is a little far fetched.
Re:Surviving hibernation (Score:2, Interesting)
About the anaerobic bacteria found within our body, I'm not sure. Perhaps a combined effect with low temperature could also prevent these anaerobic bacteria of growing.
Low temperature (not freezing) and a mixture of gases may be the way to go about long-term hibernation.
Freezerville (Score:2)
How about doing what no animal can do, and clean ourselves externally and internally before hybernating under aseptic conditions?
Re:Freezerville (Score:2)
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I understand that this would remove some of the advantage you get in areas like oxygen consumptino from hybernation-but it would seem like there would still be a big advantage.
Re:space travel (Score:2)
I can imagine waking up after a 10 year space flight and as the pods whish open to have to see who among them "went bad", not a pleasant thought.
I'm a nerd... (Score:2)
Re: or maybe (Score:1)
On the bright side, we could round up all our phone sanitizers and send them off to a new planet with this technology. . . we just have to do it before the third HHG2TG movie comes out and spills the beans on our nefarious plan.
You think you're a nerd? (Score:1)
Software solution for dupes? (Score:3, Interesting)
1) User completes submission form
2) The user's write-up is compared to the last year or so worth of posts. (You could pull keywords from the submission, pattern match or use any number of other techniques.)
3) The user is presented with a list of similar articles
4) The user then reviews the list of articles
5) The user either abandons the submit as a dupe or continues/certifies the submit as not a dupe to the best of his/her knowledge
The editor would encounter a similar process (following steps 3-5). It is important that the editors follow this process as well to help them find and reject dupes that a submitter may not have (or chose not to) noticed.
This would probably not eliminate all dupes, but should help mitigate the issue.
Thoughts?
Re:Software solution for dupes? (Score:1, Insightful)
This would also prevent hoaxes and stories that are just ads.
Re:Software solution for dupes? (Score:2)
Re:Software solution for dupes? (Score:2)
How's this for a solution: if an editor posts a dupe, he doesn't get paid that day. Maybe that would actually get them to pay attention.
Sorry 'bout the dupe submission ... (Score:4, Funny)
Oh well, maybe we can all go back to sleep now ... ;-)
Next step (Score:1)
Yes it may be a dupe but... (Score:1)
Anyways back on topic; this is great. Just think about it. If you got some horrible deseise with no cure and you were frozen until a cure was found, would it matter if you smelt like rotten eggs?
Silly, misdirected scientists (Score:1)
To hell with hibernation: if scientists feel the need to invent stuff in Woody Allen movies, how about starting with the Orb, or the Orgasmotron?
Oh, wait, too late: http://forums.applenova.com/archive/index.php/t-25 84.html [applenova.com]
Embrace dupes! (Score:1)
Obligatory link (Score:2)
If you hate dupes... (Score:1)
Furthermore, all you people complaining about the dupes, what's the point. I think it's kind of stupid too, but if they don't even glance at the front page, will they
Re:DUPE (Score:2, Interesting)
which was a dupe of http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=14709
That .
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Re:Good Job, Slashdot (Score:2, Funny)
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embarrassment (Score:1)