Draft Guidelines for Space Tourists 177
IZ Reloaded writes "Draft guidelines for space tourists have already been written in the United States." From the article: "A paying customer will now be able to fly into space once he has been informed and accepts the risks of space travel. There are several factors to take into account, depending on whether a passenger is taking a speedy "pop top," up-and-down, suborbital voyage, versus climbing onboard space machinery to roar off into orbit for an extended stay."
U.S. Behind Russia? (Score:4, Funny)
1. You must have a pulse (optional)
2. Your check for $20,000,000 must clear before you launch whether you are a popstar or not.
Re:U.S. Behind Russia? (Score:1)
I mean like whats there seriously... Ohh wait, when we start running low on oils and other hydrocarbons on Earth(the ones we use to manufacture plastics and other industrial goods), we got a nice big giant "Hydrocarbon Planet" named Titan to visit for all of our plastics need.
Now to figure out how to get our ships to go at least
Re:U.S. Behind Russia? (Score:2, Informative)
Plastics and other petroleum products can be synthesized using other sources of hydrocarbons. It is more complicated, energy intensive, of course more expensive; that is why petroleum is currently used. So when oil reserves are dep
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I know you were probably joking, but:
http://www.spacetoday.net/Summary/2475
"Polonsky reportedly is in negotiations to fly at a bargain price of $8 million, reportedly because the seat opened up on short notice last month when Russian officials rejected American businessman Gregory Olsen on medical grounds."
Incidentally, 'tourists' without a pulse are a perfectly legitimate business, there's been some launches for the space burial business.
Guideline (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Guideline (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Guideline (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Guideline (Score:1)
Re:Guideline (Score:1)
Guideline: If you're a space tourist, and you feel a draft, then Houston, there might be a problem.
how much reamains survive crash (Score:2)
Corollary (Score:2)
classy (Score:5, Insightful)
Good to know the lawyers are getting a head start writing their closing arguments.
Some SOUND advice... (Score:4, Funny)
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Re:D'oh (Score:2, Insightful)
Passenger Licenses? (Score:4, Interesting)
Would a sort of license work? This would save being rechecked for frequent flights.
Wake me in a few years, until then, I'm going back to playing EVE online.
Re:Passenger Licenses? (Score:1)
EVE hah! *TheKidWho swings his nerfbat of doom doing infinite damage to Tekgno*
*Tekgno's megapulse laser strikes TheKidWho's Imperial nerfbat thingie healing for 3000"
Re:Passenger Licenses? (Score:5, Insightful)
To be honest, I don't quite see why would should impose any licensing restrictions for passengers.
I mean we don't require a people to be certified to drive a race car - you don't even need a driver's license to do so. And you can certainly injure or kill yourself in a race car. And even when there are restrictions on who can perform a given sport (eg. you need a certification to go scuba diving in most places), that's usually a self-imposed rule. As far as I know, there is nothing illegal about scuba diving without such a certification (I could very well be wrong though).
Requiring mandatory medical check ups for crew members - sure, I'm all for that. But if you're a passenger and you decide you want to shell out the money for a space flight, even though you're not really in good shape, then, well, that's your problem. As long as you understand what you're getting yourself into (and I'm quite sure they will make your sign a waiver), I don't see why the state or the federal government should get involved in that.
Look at it this way: if I'm an 80-year-old guy with a heart problem, I probably shouldn't ride any rollercoasters. But the government certainly isn't stepping in to prevent me from doing it (yet).
Race Car licences ARE required. (Score:4, Insightful)
That being said, I certainly agree with the rest of your comments. The trouble is, your comments are reasonable and thoughtful, governments rarely so.
Re:Race Car licences ARE required. (Score:1)
Re:Passenger Licenses? (Score:1)
I wasn't exactly referring to a need for this, just that it could assist in removing some overhead for the companies involved in providing such services.
Re:Passenger Licenses? (Score:2, Informative)
Yes we do - at least for organized races in the US. The SCCA, NASCAR, CART/IRL, NHRA and AHRA all take licensing and qualification (and safety inspections) very seriously. I heard this one story about a racecar builder who got out of a major speeding ticket by, when the cop asked see his racing license, produced one.
Re:Passenger Licenses? (Score:2)
Its a *big* deal getting licensed by any of those organizations.
Safety inspections are similar. The inspections I have to have on my car to get on a track are FAR more detailed than a state inspection... getting my inspection sticker from the state is easy -- drive up, the wrench at the inspection station takes one look at the car, and asks me to drive it into the bay f
Re:Passenger Licenses? (Score:2, Informative)
In my state I'm pretty sure that although it is legal to dive without a cert, no dive shop will fill your tanks -- too much liability risk?
But really there's no reason not to get a scuba certification if you want to dive. They're cheap, not time consuming, and offer incredible value for the money. Note: the PADI Open Water Diver certification is, in the words of my instructor, a
Huh? (Score:2)
I can't think of one. SCCA certainly does, as does PCA and all the other club-level organizations I know of. FIA certainly does. NASCAR does. I don't know, but I have to assume CART does as well.
Seriously... car racing is probably one of the most strictly restricted sports out there... not only do you need the appropriate credentials, you have to meet minimum race requirements to keep your certification.
Re:Passenger Licenses? (Score:2)
The appropriate analogy here is flying on an airplane, not scuba diving.
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Sounds intresting. Whatisit? Link?
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its a MMORPG with all the juicy capitalism and pirating your heart can handle! (seriously its fun as hell)
Money (Score:1)
Unless space travel gets REALLY cheap, I don't think anyone but the wealthy will be able to actually go into space.
Most people can barely afford house notes, car notes, insurance, etc...
Re:Money (Score:1, Funny)
Wow, you are smart.
Re:Money (Score:2)
You may have noticed a little project called SpaceShipOne [scaled.com], and Richard Branson's company Virgin Galactic [virgingalactic.com]. They got quite a bit of coverage a few months back (and in the real press as well, not just on here).
There intent (at least in part) is to make it really cheap.
Re:Money (Score:1)
I had to laugh when I saw a poster state recently that, though he wasn't rich, he would be willing to spend thousands to get into orbit and even tens of thousands to go to the moon someday. Apparently he never looked into how much it would cost to fly around the world in a conventional airplane, or even across the Atlantic in the now defunct Con
Re:Money (Score:1)
Given that skyhooks could actually also generate extra income by tapping the electrical difference between the ground and their top, a simple up-and-down could eventually end up cheaper than a trans-atlantic trip.
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Space elevators ARE skyhooks http://www.frc.ri.cmu.edu/~hpm/project.archive/197 6.skyhook/1982.articles/elevate.800322 [cmu.edu],
Re:Money (Score:2)
I have a python script that will run the numbers for the drag on a rotavator, if you'd like to see it. It gets staggering, fast, if you dip even into the upper atmosphere. Entering the troposphere is right-out.
Re:Money (Score:2)
What WOULD be cool would be a way to "lob" a payload to the height required such that, even if it ended up with zero relative motion at the end, you could "snag" it, and pull it the rest of the way up.
Unfortunately, maybe the laws of physics are the real reason for the Fermi paradox. There may be others out there, but "you can't get there from here".
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I can't picture why your average person would want to pay that kind of money for such a short trip (short because SS1's design is unscalable due to its relatively high tank mass and inherently low ISP, and only gets a tiny fraction of orbital delta-V, thus not having to deal with most of the serious engineering prob
Re:Money (Score:1)
I'm not sure how they'll represent the this. Perhaps fractional parts of Bill Gates? "You must be Bill Gates' Big Toe rich to get on this ride."
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Research boon (Score:5, Insightful)
Once this has properly taken off (bad pun) with regular orbit or sub orbital flights, the benefits of having cheap reqular orbital research opertunitys is grand for smaller projects who could not afford to pay for time on one of the NASA missions or simmilar.
This could herald in a new era in more than just rich recreation , if this is as sucesful as i can only imagine it will be , then im sure we will now begin to progress at a far greater rate in these areas.
ps: this joke just writes itself here on slashdot "virgins in space "
Re:Research boon (Score:2)
Space tourism is reality today and this guideline means well for our safety. Just like a guideline for you to jump off a plane for skydiving. A ship for the space tourism basically exists; as for the research use (launching another satellite into sub-orbital or orbital trajectory), I think it is not implausible to view someday that all the small missions being canceled by NASA today can be done cheaply with privat
Re:Research boon (Score:2)
It would be grand to let space tourism become as easy as air travel , however let us hope off bat we get this right and dont let it become the nightmare that airports are in this day and age.
Im a sci-fi geek and i really cant wait till the day we can get our own Space ships , kind of brings out the kid in me ( and the legos t
Re:Research boon (Score:3, Informative)
For sub-orbital flights, NASA (and others) offer sounding r
Sorry, correct link to SpaceX Corp is... (Score:2)
Re:Research boon (Score:2)
(other post gave me a good laugh , lets keep it quiet incase any mods notice it though)
Safety vs. Privacy? (Score:4, Insightful)
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Please Keep: (Score:4, Funny)
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What is "space," anyway? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:What is "space," anyway? (Score:3, Insightful)
Yeah. I so don't get this. If it was an actual space flight I might understand.
1. Empty your bank account - this ain't gonna be cheap.
2. Get fired up to an arbitrary height like so much luggage.
3. ????
4. Proudly tell the world "I'm an astronaut!"
5. No profit step, sorry. (see #1)
Re:What is "space," anyway? (Score:2)
some people would pay for just that.
not me though. I'd rather pay a fast car with the money and go to a track day and trash it or something.
Re:What is "space," anyway? (Score:4, Insightful)
I think there are plenty of people who just want it for the bragging rights.
Re:What is "space," anyway? (Score:3, Interesting)
Start small, and get bigger.
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Ah the land of free.. (Score:5, Funny)
Anyway the rules:
Rule 1: Please don't take photographs of the spy satellites.
Rule 2: No one is to visit the moon landing place, until NASA checks out the first flight to there.
Rule 3: There will be no sex in space thanks.
Rule 4: All taxes must be fully paid before departing.
Rule 5: No snack food is to be released into zero G.
Rule 6: No smoking near the hydrogen gas.
Rule 7: Intoxicated individuals will be flushed out the airlock.
Rule 8: Please shake carefully when using the toliet facilities
Rule 9: Any use of the Klingon language will result in a severe beating
Rule 10: One way tickets shall no be sold, even to cult members.
Re:Ah the land of free.. (Score:2)
Especially if any real Klingons are encountered.
One questions remains (Score:3, Interesting)
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Useful phrases for space tourists. (Score:2, Funny)
"Hvor er det naermeste taenkende pattedyr?"
"Det her er min kammerat, ikke drikkepenge."
"Ceci ne peut pas être ma chambre, puisque je ne respire pas de l'ammoniac."
"Tjener, denne ret er stadig levende."
"ore no hovercraft ha unagi de ippai."
(apologies to Joanna Russ)
Fool! You forgot the most useful phrase! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Fool! You forgot the most useful phrase! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Useful phrases for space tourists. (Score:2)
If Space Tourism gets off the ground, there's going to be waiters and busboys and skycaps and the annoying guy who wants a tip because he touched your bags when you carried them into the hotel.
Useful Phrases for the Space Tourist [pdv-systeme.de], in many languages [scarydevil.com].
EASY! (Score:2, Funny)
You may die. This procedure could kill you. We may break your teeth. We may destroy or remove the wrong organ. The doctor may have to take a crap and distracted by
get bent? (Score:5, Insightful)
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Re:get bent? (Score:1)
I don't see any reason why the US can't institute regulations in the very similar situation of space craft registered in the USA.
Hmmm (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Hmmm (Score:3, Funny)
No but I... (Score:4, Funny)
Passenger: No its just a faulty sensor , shutdown tank three no overide needed.
Flight Eng: Are you sure?
Passenger: Yes proceed with the shutdown.
Flight Eng: Check , shutting down tank three
Whew, they didn't tell us you were an AE
Passenger: I'm not , but I stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night..
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How much oil? (Score:2)
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A Draft? (Score:2)
Death (Score:5, Insightful)
This is one time though that I hope the lawyers DO get heavily involved just so that one lawsuit doesn't bring this whole fledgling industry down in one fell swoop.
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Don't panic! (Score:3, Funny)
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In the wider context of Adventure Tourism (Score:5, Insightful)
I wonder whether this was put together taking into account the recent, varyingly successful, lawsuits against earth-bound adventure tourism operators who provided white water rafting and rock climbing and who, despite all the no-liability clauses in their paperwork, manage to surprise the world by killing their customers periodically?
Given that at least some of those lawsuits were successful (if memory serves), one wonders how much value escape-from-liability contracts really have, unless the US signs a bill similar to the no-lawsuits-of-fast-food-providers into law. Even then, they'd still be taunted by various international courts.
All Aboard (Score:2)
No mention of Space Elevator passengers (Score:2)
Re:Guideline Number 1: (Score:5, Funny)
That's a good idea. You don't want shit flying around once you're in free fall.
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-George Carlin
Re:Good! (Score:1)
Men of any sex are allowed to fly into space.
All passengers mush show a penis (attached or detached) to board the aircraft.
Re:First Volunteer (Score:2)
OMG, I've seen that before. Let's send him, er, it!