A Countdown To Global Catastrophe? 1403
An anonymous reader writes "From The Independent: The global warming danger threshold for the world is clearly marked for the first time in an international report to be published tomorrow - and the bad news is, the world has nearly reached it already.
For the full story, see this article."
Venkman said it best: (Score:5, Funny)
Ray: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor... real Wrath-of-God-type stuff. Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies.
Venkman: Rivers and seas boiling!
Egon: 40 years of darkness, earthquakes, volcanos. Winston:The dead rising from the grave!
Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats, living together... mass hysteria!
Is it time to (Score:3, Funny)
-Jesse
Since we've already reached the threshold... (Score:4, Funny)
(The SUV, you pervs)
Re:Venkman said it best: (Score:2, Funny)
nota bad thing (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Is it time to start looting? (Score:3, Funny)
Apparently so.
Re:Original Study? (Score:3, Funny)
Just search scholar.google.com for Dr. Chick N. Little...
Re:Since we've already reached the threshold... (Score:0, Funny)
Re:Original Study? (Score:2, Funny)
He's being sued by my law firm - Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe.
winston zeddemore (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Original Study? (Score:1, Funny)
Linux most get a bigger super duper volcano, we can not have a supervolcano gap!!!
Re:Since we've already reached the threshold... (Score:1, Funny)
I for one welcome change. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Original Study? (Score:1, Funny)
From the summary: The global warming danger threshold for the world is clearly marked for the first time in an international report to be published tomorrow
A Nod To Douglas Adams..... (Score:2, Funny)
And that figure is.... 42.
Re:WND has an interesting take on this (Score:5, Funny)
'Global warming' hype reaches fever pitch But critics doubting data compare ideology behind movement to Communism, Nazism
Man, they don't get past the sub-header before invoking Godwin's law. Now that's good journalism!
Re:winston zeddemore (Score:0, Funny)
GNAA surrenders!
Re:Original Study? (Score:2, Funny)
The Earth is truly nothing without us.
Re:nota bad thing (Score:0, Funny)
Hank: "We don't live in Alaska, we live in Texas where it gets 112 degrees in the shade. And if it gets one degree hotter I'm gonna kick your ass!"
Re:Original Study? (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, sorry about that, the fleet's a little delayed. But we'll get to it eventually.
Cheers,
Prosthetic Vogon Jeltz
Life imitates art... (Score:3, Funny)
Fry: "This snow is beautiful! I'm glad global warming never happened."
Leela: "Actually, it did. But thank God nuclear winter canceled it out."
Luckily ... (Score:4, Funny)
If we all get together and act quickly (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Original Study? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Already Flipped (Score:2, Funny)
Well, apparently National Geographic hasn't heard of a little place called Atlantis. They had cars. Flying ones. And what happened to them? They got flooded. Hmmmm... sounds like global warming to me. And who told us about them? Oh yeah, that's right. The Egyptians.
Re:Big Deal.. (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Already Flipped (Score:2, Funny)
In the future, when posting to Slashdot, please never cite another source and talk about their "opinions". Only refer to their views as fact, dogma, the unequivocal truth. This way others will respond with their facts and we'll start a flame war. By honestly presenting an opinion, others may take a moment and reflect on what you have to say, and may even choose to better themselves. We don't want that now do we? I didn't think so.
Regards,
The Management
Re:Original Study? (Score:1, Funny)
Don't believe the report (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Original Study? (Score:2, Funny)
So you're saying you are an eco-nut? This is confusing.
Re:Key point: it's not the planet, it's us (Score:3, Funny)
Hmm...well, it would certainly slow the outsourcing of jobs to India, that's for sure...
Re:Key point: it's not the planet, it's us (Score:3, Funny)
We commit whatever it takes to build and stock 15 Vaults in SoCal, that, when the time is right, the Vault Dweller can rise and make things right in the world.
PS: Always stock extra water chips.
Re:Global Warming Science = Creationist Science (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Key point: it's not the planet, it's us (Score:1, Funny)
Repent - The end of the world is nigh (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Since we've already reached the threshold... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Venkman said it best: (Score:2, Funny)
You have got to be kidding.
No, really you guys need to get a life. I mean video game. I mean, oh whatever
Re:Turn off your computers/monitors when not in us (Score:3, Funny)