Inkjet Printer Prints out Human Skin 359
Anonymous Award writes "Scientists at the University of Manchester in the UK have developed a type of inkjet printer that can print human cells. The scientists claim that it will be possible to print 'made-to-measure' tissue and bones to be grown simply by inputting their
dimensions into a computer. But that's not all, the printer's creator claims that the potential of his team's discovery is enormous: 'You could print the scaffolding to create an organ in a day,' well, one day maybe. Where could this technology lead in a 100 years I wonder? Could it lead to a fax machine for complete living organisms?"
Great Marketing (Score:5, Funny)
This guy [slashdot.org] is going to get so excited.
Re:Great Marketing (Score:2, Interesting)
Not like people don't already pay $$$ for tatoos of corporate logos.
Just imagine, though, having to build in copyright protection to protect your trademark tan...
You, too, can look like CowboyNeal!
Re:Great Marketing (Score:3, Interesting)
It's ironic that an derivitive of an ink delivery system now lets you "get skin done."
While on the subject of body modification, I think about artistic scarring. Just print up some scarred skin, no pain, no potential infection, no wait time hoping the wound was deep/wide/ragged enough to leave a worthwhile scar. Just slip into your new skin with all the art already in place.
Inkjet Printer Prints out Human Skin (Score:5, Funny)
Necronomicon (Score:2)
Fax Myself to Mars (Score:2, Insightful)
1) Will I be able to fax myself to Mars?
2) Will the me on Mars be a duplicate/clone or will it be me?
3) Won't cloning be obsolete? Why bother cloning yourself when you can just make a "photocopy" that pops out of the printer.
4) How do you decide who is the "real" person? I mean what if I need part of a spinal cord or some other item that has to be harvested from a fully developed "me"?
2 cents,
Queen B
So (Score:5, Funny)
Loser (Score:5, Funny)
You'll never get cirrhosis with a half-assed effort like that. Grab a case at least.
Great, almost there (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Great, almost there (Score:2)
Re:Great, almost there (Score:2)
Current person making technology is pretty great. (Score:2)
OK, maybe the new thing could make a person in a day, compared to the current 9 months, but that doesn't give you much time to buy pampers and paint the room.
Skin (Score:2)
Are ya'll thinking what am thinking?
Eh?
Re:Skin (Score:5, Funny)
I think so, Brain, but where are we going to get 40 cheerleaders and a vat of Cheez-Whiz?
NARF!
</PINKY>
give away printers... sell arms and legs (Score:5, Funny)
I don't know... lets see now... How about printer vendors selling toner cartridges for arms and legs for an arm and a leg?
Re:give away printers... sell arms and legs (Score:4, Funny)
Fax Bush a heart!
Re:give away printers... sell arms and legs (Score:5, Funny)
years I wonder?"
-delete where redundant-
a) HP charges a commission every time you walk across a border.
b) N Portman 3D Models trade on the black market for fortunes.
c) First DMCA suit from woman who used skin printer for enhancements : "You voilated my personal copyright, you macho letcherous *&^*^&"
- woman looses at trial, Pam Anderson proven to have prior art.
d) Penis enlargement SPAM pioneers go legit and IPO.
e) Tattoos actually get popular and mainstream
f) oh, heck, over to you.
Re:give away printers... sell arms and legs (Score:2)
Fifth Element (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Fifth Element (Score:2)
visions of the body reconstructed by that machine...
The images used for the cross-sections of the human body were derived [hyperlinked.com] from the Visible Human Male data set of the National Institute of Health's Visible Human Project [nih.gov]. It was a guy. Not that there's anything wrong with it :P
Molding or creation ? (Score:5, Insightful)
So, does this mean they're taking skin cells that are already created en masse from cell culturing and reshaping them? I mean, I assume they're not just "printing" new actual cells, right ? The article seems a little vague on this point.
Re:Molding or creation ? (Score:5, Informative)
Carts.. (Score:5, Funny)
Please let it be so. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Please let it be so. (Score:5, Funny)
suchetha
Re:Carts.. (Score:2)
obviously (Score:5, Funny)
So the enlargement spam.... (Score:2)
Refills (Score:5, Funny)
Or... (Score:2)
Saturday Night Live was simply predicting the future of the Assjet with their skit.
From what I've heard (Score:2)
Re:Refills (Score:2, Funny)
Buttocks (Score:5, Funny)
This gives photocopying your bum a disturbing new dimension ...
Re:Buttocks (Score:3, Funny)
Fantastic (Score:3, Funny)
Beam Me Up, Mr. Scot (Score:5, Interesting)
This was one of the theories exlained to me, years ago in a physics class on how matter transportation may be accomplished...reconstructing by layers.
The downside was you had to be destroyed to find out what you were made of in order to reassemble you.
Re:Beam Me Up, Mr. Scot (Score:4, Insightful)
The downside was you had to be destroyed to find out what you were made of in order to reassemble you.
Don't worry, any research into such things will be rapidly banned in the US I would expect. Anything that involves the construction of a living organism from base matter in anything other than the "church approved" manner is going to find itself in difficulty given the way things are going in the US.
I'm not complaining about the church approved method for constructing organisms of course, I enjoy it myself from time to time, even if the organism construction usually doesn't take. On the other hand, I don't see a problem with trying to figure out how matter and organisms work, and trying for soem artificial (and more consistently reproducible) methods for the same.
Jedidiah.
Re:Beam Me Up, Mr. Scot (Score:4, Funny)
Nobody expects the American Inquisition...
Read my sig.
Re:Beam Me Up, Mr. Scot (Score:3, Interesting)
What will really be amusing (If you're evil and like chaos and stuff) will be when (and it will be WHEN, not if) Congress bans the various cures that Japan and South Korea have discovered for things like paralysis, parkinson's disease and diabetes. I'm sure the shit will really hit the fan then...
Re:Beam Me Up, Mr. Scot (Score:3, Funny)
The bad news is the people-slicer that feeds the fax machine keeps jamming.
But the good news is... (Score:2)
Re:But the good news is... (Score:2)
Re:But the good news is... (Score:2)
Re:Now with some soul (Score:2)
Classical physics *cannot* explain consciousness, and there are many people who believe that consciousness, and therefore parts of the brain use quantum mechanical processes [wikipedia.org]. Since we cannot yet control and recontruct things on the quantum scale, I sure as hell know I wouldn't want to be the first guy to try this stuff. You'd probably come back out the other end looking ok, but having a head full of useless grey mush as a brain. Memories are a funny thing, I can rem
Sweet! Now I can... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Sweet! Now I can... (Score:2)
Will we ever see this again? (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Will we ever see this again? (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Will we ever see this again? (Score:2)
I don't even want to remember what that paper smelled like.
Re:Will we ever see this again? (Score:2)
No thanks, I've got enough crap on my desk already.
Imagine the look on your face (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Imagine the look on your face (Score:2)
With apologies to Mike and the Bots. (Score:2)
Area-logical, auto-erotical, toobular-booular joy!
An expose-ular regional, batch-ular pouch-ular fun for a girl and a boy!
A latisma-dorsical, hung-like-a-horsical, calipa-ligical ball!
Human Skin Recycle bin & Shredder (Score:2)
And for those sensitive printouts it'll be a challenge to feed the skin/body part through a shredder.
Dumpster diving will be more interesting, that's for sure.
cartridges and refills and those chips (Score:2)
Does this mean ... (Score:2)
zerg (Score:2)
100 years from now, you're randomly wardialing and you stumble onto the Dick Cheney's fax machine. Now you fax him the "scaffolding" for a tribble. The president of the time will be like "WTF? HAX!" and VP Cheney will say "Toss it." So whoever's there crumples it up and throws it in the recycle bin...
Good so far?
Except crumpling it up is precisely
Re:zerg (Score:2)
Re:zerg (Score:2)
Fax me up Scotty! (Score:2)
Could it lead to a fax machine for complete living organisms?
Ouch. That would be one painful transporter.
Print human cells?? (Score:2)
US Group was first - using off-the-shelf printers (Score:2, Informative)
Call Hustler (Score:2)
Stalkers, rejoice! (Score:2)
Fax-A-Heart 9000! That's right, with the Fax-A-Heart 9000 you can truly give your person a direct copy of the organ used to express emotion for thousands of years--your heart! Imagine the look on her face when she hears the phone ringing on her fax! Order right now and
fingerprint security (Score:4, Insightful)
autology (Score:4, Interesting)
Personal bloodbank accounts should already be the norm, with risky behaviors insured only when blood is stored; the bank can charge "interest", putting some of the collected blood into the pool, along with aging blood in the accounts. That kind of preemptive storage will be prudent in general, when larger scale economics bring prices down. So I'd put some liver and kidney tissue in the bank when I started drinking, and start growing a replacement when a medical exam showed my original organ on the way out. Sperm or possibly egg cells might turn out to be a good source of stemcells to keep "on file", a hedge against later tumors or other disease/damage.
A lot of the anticipated benefits of "cloning" will be delivered by autologous donation. Most of the tech is already available, for several organs. This inkjet system will harness all that momentum, and perhaps make it available (and affordable) for much less serious health crises. Their combination has the potential to change injuries and disease from crises to mere problems.
Re:autology (Score:3, Informative)
Progress is already being made in converting cells from one variety into another variety...but you need
Oh Brave New World! (Score:2)
I'm a pervert (Score:2)
I think just about everyone here viewed it in medical terms "this can save lives", "organ transplant".
I was just thinking about a new era of porn. The pornstar gets faxed to you.
Terrific (Score:2)
If they can make this work (Score:5, Insightful)
Another problem with skin grafts is that they motherfucking hurt! Jesus H. God do they motherfucking hurt! I spent eight weeks in a hospital in 2003 and ended up with about 200 square inches of donor site and goddamnit it hurt! I ended up having my left leg amputated below the knee because it had been crushed and my tibia and fibula were broken in three places and even after that I'd have to say that the skin grafts were the most painful thing that happened to me. Any surgical procedure where the doctor describes it as "We take this device called a dermatome, which looks like a rotary cheese grater, and run it back and forth over the donor site to harvest a thin layer of skin" is not going to be any fun to go through and afterwards the donor sites are red and raw like a serious case of road rash.
If they could print up enough skin, quickly enough it would be a huge, huge, huge advance. I wish them the best of luck.
Re:If they can make this work (Score:2)
Re:If they can make this work (Score:3, Informative)
Wow, skin grafts (Score:2, Interesting)
They cut the burned tissue off with a long thin sharp knife with a depth gauge. It's just like watching the guy at the Greek deli cut strips off the lamb for a Gyro. Once they've got down to viable tissue, they wrap you up, staple the bandages on (yes right into your flesh like a band flyer on a phone pole)
Then they take this skin shaver and grind little sheets off your ass. Oh, unless of course you really got burned bad, and your ass is t
Kind of like a food replicator... (Score:2)
I'm sure this is old news... (Score:2)
Re:I'm sure this is old news... (Score:2)
Faxing tissue? (Score:2)
The next obvious step is to add a wireless link and voila! Star Trek transporter! (Except that you need a receiving apparatus at the other end)
Nice jokes (Score:5, Interesting)
Just printing tissue could be huge. Not just for medicine. But how about you start printing Big macs. No more raising a cow. Just harvest some cells and start a culture farm that in turn prints out big mac patties based on muscle tissue of the approprite parts.
Print any kind of meat. Or other food matter. No mass salughter of animals any more or having to raise them on a massive scale.
Not against animals beint eaten.. Trust me I come from the
"I love animals. try to eat at least one a day"
School of thought. But this would be a boon for a country like Japan where they don't have room to raise large herds of livestock and have to import.
This would also alleviate alot the fears of things like Mad Cow disease. You could also print any kind of cellular matter. Print a healthy microwave dinner in animal shapes for kids in their favorit colors.
Food supplies no longer linked to harvest and weather but linked to energy and the ability to induce cell growth.
That is just one possibility in addition to the cloning and organ possibilities. There was a bit in Pop Sci this month where someone has rigged a supply of cement as an 'ink' to a massive 'ink jet' head on a three D motion scaffolding to print buildings. Imagine a house complete with plumbing and electricity printed in a day or two.
Star Trek hypo sprays. Ink Jet Technology. Already asthma style inhalers with injet dispersal are being eyed as a medicine delivery method over shots and even the possibility of direct atomization in to the blood stream ala hypo spray.
Plastic fast prototyping technology. Print a cell phone cover, Comb, Toothbrush, ziplock bags and any number of other household common items. Slightly more complex would actually be able to print circut boards and buttons. Remote Controls, calculators. Even if the tech never made it to the home it can easily revolutionize manufacturing to an extent not seen since the industrial revolution. "Grandpa did people really used to sit on a assembly line all day long putting widgets together ???" The question there is only speed and economy of scale.
and not only that but the ability to alter the design on the fly without any major retooling. Man it is exciting. Course there is the issue of what the masses of factory workers would do if their jobs were largely eliminated.
Adam And Eve... (Score:2)
Looking at the naked Eve who has just turned up beside him, quite liking what he sees. "So, this is what I get for a spare rib?"
Looking at the printer. "Can you get back to me in a few hours? Maybe with the full catalogue?"
Sending viruses (Score:2)
a day is a day is a day. (Score:2)
...Clarise... (Score:2, Funny)
What does the ink cartridge look like??!! (Score:2)
Space meat (Score:2)
If not for space travel, think of gloating to your veagan freind that your t-bone was not the product of a slaughter. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
I saw this movie.... (Score:2)
Patentable? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Error: (Score:2)
Re:Obligatory porn comment (Score:2)
Re:Obligatory porn comment (Score:5, Funny)
"Print your new, longer pen1s today! No need for vi4gra! Download the new 12 inch model today!"
However i fear the nozzle will get clogged half-way through.
Re:Obligatory porn comment (Score:2)
oh wait. you're talking about the printer.....
move along....
Re:Obligatory porn comment (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Obligatory porn comment (Score:4, Funny)
"What's the useless fleshy skin around a vagina called?"
"A Woman"
Where's the -100, Sexist bastard option?
Re:Hmm (Score:3, Funny)
Good to hear. I wasn't looking forward to the fax spam we'd start getting. It would be funny, though, to come into the office in the morning and have a bunch of freshly printed salesmen locked in the fax room.
Re:Hmm (Score:2)
Re:38DD's please. (Score:3, Funny)
Does that mean you've only seen the comedy central version of the movie?
c'mon, say it with me. Fuck. Fuck fuckedee fuck-fuck fuck. Sheeeit.
Re:Out of ink... (Score:2)
the new system uses your own cells and just causes them to grow at high speed...
I'll bet Lexmark figures out a way to limit the number of cells grown.
Re:Out of ink... (Score:2)
HP92275A....
haahaahaaa!
Re:yea. (Score:2)
However I guess that the obligatory cartridge wars will even cause more shudder.
Re:The ultimate test of such a machine... (Score:4, Funny)