Is Atlas Holding Hipparchus' Lost Star Map? 421
cr0kin0le writes "The Farnese Atlas at the Naples National Archaeological Museum may be holding a celestial globe which accurately depicts the long-lost star catalog of Hipparchus, according to a physics professor at Louisiana State University."
Thanks a bunch (Score:3, Funny)
What's up with the modified statue? (Score:4, Interesting)
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Remember this is the country that ground to a virtual halt at the sight of half a breast.
Re:What's up with the modified statue? (Score:3, Insightful)
Freedom and Decency [firstthings.com] -- Here's a sentence pulled from the middle.
Re:What's up with the modified statue? (Score:2)
But that's exactly the 21st century America "most" Americans have just voted for!
TWW
Re:What's up with the modified statue? (Score:3, Insightful)
Just as a Scotsman is a man from Scotland, a Chinaman is a man from China. If it is the racial category that concerns you, "Asian American" is about as inaccurate as you can possibly get.
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Remember the saying "Never attribute to malice what can be sufficiently explained by stupidity"? Yeah, works for sloth too.
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Pius IX was mad as a fish. (Score:4, Funny)
Incidentally, it has been suggested that his empire-building paved the way for the powerful modern vatican, and was a direct response to the formation of the modern state of Italy, which had removed a lot of the power of the church. So possibly not such a nutter. Nah, only kidding: Nutter!
Justin.
Museo Archeologico Nazionale de Napoli & Sex (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Obsessed with wieners (Score:3, Insightful)
They hadn't invented dick jokes yet? But seriously, when you're depicting the human body, why not make it anatomically correct? The hands are sculpted realistically, so why not the rest of the body. Don't forget that in the classical world, before thousends of years of christian puritanism, nudity was no big deal. Why were they obsessed with long hair? Why were they obsessed with feet?
In this case I'm afraid you're the one obsessed with "wien
Re:What's up with the modified statue? (Score:2, Interesting)
But there were other times, when nude statues/paintings were altered to "protect the innocent". There are even cases of nude crucifixes being alterd with a loin cloth.
Luckily, the morals have evolved beyond the hypocrisy of the church of old times
Re:What's up with the modified statue? (Score:2, Interesting)
Anyway, the "church of old times" sponsored an enormous quantity of art that happened to depict figures in the nude. As did religious confraternities and civic organizations.
Now, if you want to talk about some of the more ascetic strains of the reformed churches in Northern Europe, that's another issue. They loathed what they saw as the pagan excesses of religious art. Many of them were against representational art entir
Re:What's up with the modified statue? (Score:2)
Why? Simply because nudity is nothing to be ashamed of, we are all born the same way: nude.
I'm sure that, were nudity considered natural and not obscene, there would be far fewer sex crimes.
Yes, the (Catholic) church sponsored a lot of religuous nude art because ie in the middle ages nudity was common, most farmers and their family worked their fields naked (to spare their clothes).
It was only when the puritan era began that the church began to p
Danish porn (Score:5, Funny)
In the NYTimes.com picture, they added a leaf... Is this some American thing?
Of course The American Version Is The Correct Version. Don't trust Our Media?
The danish version is just a filthy porn version from this well-known immoral little country.
Well-known? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What's up with the modified statue? (Score:2, Funny)
Yes, and we call it "Ashcrofting [nydailynews.com]".
It's good for you.
Re:What's up with the modified statue? (Score:5, Funny)
We have a quite a few American tourists over here [visitnorway.com], and I haven't seen anyone freak out over our park full of nude statues [museumsnett.no]. Do narrow-minded and prudish Americans stay at home, while the broad-minded and friendly ones visit Europe in the summer?
Just asking...
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You have the zelot-prudes who don't allow evolution to be taught in the classroom. They don't travel for the most part. The ones who do buy bulk plastic fig leaves at staple them everywhere.
Re:What's up with the modified statue? (Score:3, Funny)
No, they run for President and appoint genitalphobic attourney generals and FTC chairs.
Re:What's up with the modified statue? (Score:3, Interesting)
Yes. The narrow-minded prudish Americans are quite happy with the narrow-minded prudish country we are and like to stay home away from disgusting, immoral Europe and their vulgar nude statue parks. The broad-minded friendly ones are very upset that we're the prud
Narrow minded americans (Score:3, Funny)
They probably think its a town in western Penssylvania or something.
Re:What's up with the modified statue? (Score:5, Insightful)
The media props up this mythical form of being in order to Disney-fy the airwaves and make anyone who lives a normal flawed human lifestyle feel like a depraved piece of shit. This helps to prop up those capitalist endeavors that rely on a cowed populus, such as the snack industry, the advertising industry, and the defense industry.
The underlying aim of the media is to teach ordinary Americans that they are in constant danger of being demonized as outsiders. They are told they can escape this alienation by joining the mass-consciousness. All they need do is practice the dubious virtues of jingoism and an unquestioning submission to authority and they will be accepted, loved, and embraced by the status-quo.
Re:What's up with the modified statue? (Score:2)
Keep dreaming pall. One day they'll come knocking at your door too, confiscating your playboys and hard drive
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The NYTimes photo is most likely an accurate picture, however is probably a lot older than the picture on the other site, and the fig leaf was removed sometime after the photo was taken.
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This was in the reign of a Church of England Queen, who was brought up as a Lutheran and had sympathies for the Catholics.
Not to mention knocking them off. (Score:2)
J.
What gives? (Score:3)
Re:What's up with the modified statue? (Score:2)
In the NYTimes.com picture, they added a leaf... Is this some American thing? /European
Let me explain the difference between American and European censorship:
In America, you can't see naked people.
In Europe, you can't see swastikas [independent.co.uk].
In their respective locations, both types of censorship is done to protect the public. Both are about as silly. (Oh no! Think of the children! On no! We can't have neonazis! Lets limit free speech!)
PS: Wasn't it the English that started adding figleafs to
Re:What's up with the modified statue? (Score:2)
In Europe, you can't see swastikas.
In their respective locations, both types of censorship is done to protect the public. Both are about as silly"
Allow me to explain why you're totally wrong in this:
- swastika's are a cultural exponent of a proven harmful ideology.
- Breasts, vagina's, penises and armpits for that matter are an integral part of the human being. Nothing about them has been proven harmful (except maybe armpits) in se.
If you like, you can go one further
Re:Actually, the Americans have the better deal (Score:3, Insightful)
In the first case it may e considered in bad taste everywhere though
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Re:What's up with the modified statue? (Score:2, Funny)
Nudity is not porn (Score:4, Interesting)
The basis of Christian (Catholic and Protestant) ethics concerning sexual behaviour is the concept of "defrauding". In this context, to defraud someone is to arouse desires that cannot be righteously (or practically, for you libertines) fulfilled. Pornography is the ultimate in sexual defrauding, hence it condemned. Solomon puts it more positively, "I adjour you, awake not my love till it pleases." In other words, don't arouse me until the time is right and we can enjoy it to the utmost. (We don't need to be reminded of how Solomon did not exactly set a good example of sexual restraint. He regretted it afterward.)
However, the precise stimuli which result in inappropriate arousal is very culturally relative. A Christian family I know was visited by a Christian family from Russia. They met them at the airport, and the American wife gave all of their visitors a big hug. Later, they discovered that this made the Russians very uncomfortable. (This may reflect a particular subculture in Russia, and not Russians in general.)
My sister spent some years in the jungle in Papua New Gunea. The Christian women there were very few clothes, often going topless due to the climate. This did not seem to provoke the wrong response in the men. (Although I've heard that it does for American boys reading National Geographic.) Strangely, the Papua women were shocked by magazine photos of American women in bikinis. Objectively, the bikinis represented more cloth than what the Papua women wore, but there was something about the facial expression and body language that said "come hither", and thus became pornography.
One more thing, Eros is exclusive and jealous by nature. Promiscuous behaviour does not contradict this. When that special someone says to us, "I love you!", we are thrilled. When we discover that they are saying the same thing to 10 other people, we are not so thrilled. Some people have expressed the idea that pornography might be appropriate within marriage (or whatever you libertines want to use as a substitute). However, because an image rather than the beloved becomes the source of arousal, it diminishes Eros and cheats both partners.
Picture sans leaf (Score:3, Informative)
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Re:What's up with the modified statue? (Score:2)
Well yes, the first link in
Re:What's up with the modified statue? (Score:4, Informative)
Uh, i just did a quick google for "Farnese Atlas statue" (as noted under the picture), and the results were without the leaf !! :)
see here: picture [timelessmyths.com] (but beware, it contains nudity, oh the horror !)
NSFA? (Score:2)
Hm. "Unleafed". Maybe that should be the "autumn" version. :P
Re:What's up with the modified statue? (Score:2)
This picture shows him without the leaf. Not sure where the leaf came from, but it does seem to be edited in.
Re:What's up with the modified statue? (Score:2)
and add stickers that say that "blood being vital to your health is a theory".
Oops! Now I see it... (Score:2)
Re:What's up with the modified statue? (Score:3, Informative)
David, for example, suffered this fate [vam.ac.uk].
That wasn't the original David: (Score:3, Interesting)
The Victorians were notoriously prudish, making even current America look downright debaucherous..."A letter sent to the Museum in 1903 by a Mr Dobson complained about the statuary displayed: 'One can hardly designate these figures as "art"; if it is, it is a very objectionable form of art.'"
Re:What's up with the modified statue? (Score:2, Insightful)
I bet they sneek a peek at it when they take a piss.
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And this confuses me to no end, as all the Americans I have met have been friendly, easygoing people, not at all like the theocratic government of the US would lead me to believe they should be.
Re:What's up with the modified statue? (Score:2)
Why?
Because you say so?
Go back to the rock from whence you came, zealot.
Re:What's up with the modified statue? (Score:4, Informative)
I hope you married a surgeon.
Offtopic: Nudity (Score:3, Interesting)
The most arousing moment for me was when I noticed that a girl didn't take off her pants. I was for at least 20mins wondering how she mi
Re:What's up with the modified statue? (Score:3, Funny)
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I'm a parent. 39 years old, my kids are 5 and 2. Also, I helped raise an ex's son, he's 22 now. I am British, was raised in Britain. Very normal childhood. Involved studying science in science classes, religious theory in religious classes. Never involved public acts of worship, because I'm not religious. All very normal. I used to go swimming with my parents. Involved seeing other people's genitalia. As it does now, when I take my boys out. Ditto the local art museum. Ditto the beach.
Re:What's up with the modified statue? (Score:5, Insightful)
I presume you put blindfolds on them when they shower in case they should happen to look down without asking first?
I think the outraged reaction to the Janet Jackson things was funnier. After all, the primary purpose of breasts is to be presented to young children. How is someone who spent much of the most delicate period of their post-birth brain development with a breast the size of their head shoved in their face going to be adversely affected by a glipse of nipple?
Re:What's up with the modified statue? (Score:5, Funny)
Whoooooh dude. I must have been brought up in a bomb shelter then, 'cause I sure can't deal with the idea that everybody has a peepee down there.
'Cause....you know...my girlfriend is hiding hers really damn well!
Re:What's up with the modified statue? (Score:2, Informative)
If you check the caption on the NYT photo, it's credited to Reuters/Griffith Observatory (the latter is also the source of one of the "uninvolved experts" quoted in the text).
Now, the griffith observatory is currently closed to the public, but if you check their renovation news [griffithobs.org], you'll see that they're adding in a shiny new replica of the Farnese Atlas. Since they provided the photo, could they have just done a nice studio shot, or maybe one from the replicomat's catalog? After all, the ligh
The Simpsons are bad? (Score:3, Insightful)
Ok, Homer turns to drink once in a while, but in which episode(s) did Bart rob a bank, Lisa become a pregnant crack addict and Marge become a whore?
Re:What's up with the modified statue? (Score:2)
Apparently the Reformation occured well before the Victorian era - anachorisms indeed.
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How is it a montage, if that's what was on the statue at the time the picture was taken?
Just because you've also seen it without a leaf doesn't mean it was the NYT's doing.
Interesting stuff (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Interesting stuff (Score:2)
That also explains why the statue is anatomically correct and has his thing showing.
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Re:Don't be ridiculous. (Score:3, Insightful)
The secondary effect of this is that astronomers have a hell of a time convincing people that light pollution is a problem, because a) they don't understand *why* it's a problem, and b) they don't understa
Re:Interesting stuff (Score:2)
Was this mainly due to the churches influence on science or was it just an easier way to represent the world then as a flat block?
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Better things to do? (Score:2, Informative)
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Old charts interesting (Score:5, Informative)
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And our children 100 generations from now, what will they know that we cannot imagine?
Hell, I will never have children, but if I did, I know they, just ONE generation from now, would know far, far more about the universe than I can possibly imagine. I hope I live to see some of it myself.
Re:Old charts interesting (Score:2)
most of the planet suffers from so much air and light pollution that many MANY people have no idea what the night sky looks like.
the amazing chaldeans (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:the amazing chaldeans (Score:5, Insightful)
Ah, yes, yet another tale wherein the ancient peoples outdo their modern imitators. Except for the whole "found a system of the world wherein the mode of learning is a self-correcting, self-perpetuating mechanism that leads to heights, depths, and breadths of knowledge undreamt of four centuries ago, much less twenty."
I don't know much about the Chaldeans' observations, so I'll concede that they might have outstripped Tycho. But I'm fairly certain that they did not point out that the planets move in ellipses with the Sun at one focus, or that the orbits of any planet sweeps out equal areas in equal time, or that the period of a planet's orbit is proportional to the 3/2 power of its distance from the Sun (OK, technically, its semi-major axis). So, advantage: Kepler.
And I am absolutely certain that they did not then note that a universal attraction of each planet for the others actually pulls them off said ellipses and causes a more complex motion -- let alone actually providing a method to correct for this -- oh, and incidentally, crafting a system of mechanics that not only allows one to build skyscrapers and suspension bridges but leads to investigations and methods that eventually discover electromagnetism, relativty, and quantum mechanics.
So I think advantage: Newton, as well.
The ancients were not idiots. They were just as smart as we are today. But they knew less than we do about the physical universe and they didn't have a system even remotely similar to science, that allowed a steady and self-correcting accumulation of knowledge. I can honestly not understand the apparently fervent need of many to worship at the altar of mist-enshrouded nameless ancestors, who "have" to be better than the well-documented founders of the modern world.
Re:the amazing chaldeans (Score:2)
Yup, and also because they could actually *see* the sky and the stars, much better than we can. They did not spend hundreds of kilowatts polluting the eyesight at night with a public light system.
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Nice statue. (Score:3, Funny)
star map in naples (Score:5, Funny)
Not only that... (Score:2)
about astrology (Score:3, Insightful)
fast computing (Score:4, Funny)
Slahdot is going downhill (Score:5, Insightful)
The Farnese Atlas is an interesting example of [1] lost knowledge being rediscovered, [2] ancient wisdom forgotten during the Dark Ages, and what do we get?
Map of the stars' homes (Score:3, Informative)
So much for astronomy (Score:3, Insightful)
# of comments saying "Cool that we found this ancient star map", or otherwise even remotely related to astronomy: zero.
(yeah, I know, "this is
So I'll say it: Cool that we found this ancient star map. Pity we don't have Hipparchus' complete works, though.
Obligatory Atlas quote (Score:3, Funny)
"I... don't know. What... could he do? What would you tell him?"
"To shrug."
Re: Missing fig leaf! (Score:4, Funny)
> Hmm.. Anyone else notice that the statue has a fig leaf over the groin in one photograph, but not the other? Did it fall off recently, or what?
No, it's just the pre-Ashcroft and post-Ashcroft versions.
Re: Missing fig leaf! (Score:3, Informative)
"The Breast was pretty quiet during the eight years of Janet Reno. As one peeved administration official puts it, "No cameraman was ever at Reno's feet, trying to get a shot of her with that thing." But Minnie Lou's outstanding feature stormed back with Ashcroft. When President Bush visited the Justice Department to rededicate the building to Robert Kennedy, his advance men insisted on a nice blue ba
Re:Mystery of the leaf... (Score:4, Informative)
Re:Mystery of the leaf... (Score:3, Interesting)
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How do you figure? The jews were telling their kids those stories at least as far back as when the Greeks left their caves. The tale of Eden is Jewish not Christian you dumbfuck.
Re:LOL!! (Score:5, Funny)
Please, the polite way of putting it is "He's a grower, not a shower".
Another possible retort is: "Yeah, but did you see what a great great ass he has? Divine!". Note that this can lead to awkward silences in predominantly male enviroments such as Slashdot though.
Right guys? Guys...?
*crickets*
Re:LOL!! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I see stars! (Score:2)
More fodder for Dan Brown [danbrown.com]: The Hipparchus Map, coming soon.
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