Giant Explosion Observed 60
KFZ Versicherung writes "Space.com is reporting on the largest explosion ever seen in space. The outburst is orchestrated by a supermassive black hole that anchors a distant galaxy sitting amid a tight cluster of galaxies. The black hole has blown two huge bubbles into the galaxy, shoving aside a colossal amount of gas equal to the mass of a trillion Suns, or more than all the stars of our own Milky Way Galaxy."
Publicity stunt (Score:3, Funny)
However, I personally think this is a publicity stunt for the upcomming Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy movie. [go.com]
Re:Publicity stunt (Score:5, Funny)
As heard on the news:
Fox News: "Surgical strikes by our forces eliminated an Alderaan terrorist base today"
CNN: "Bush's environmental policies are believed to be to blame for today's planet explosion."
MTV News: "Christine Aguilera had to cancel her Alderaan concert tour today."
Rush Limbaugh: "That's a few billion fewer Anderaanian feminazis to worry about."
Boh and Tom: "ha ha ha. Heh heh heh. guffaw"
Re:Publicity stunt (Score:1)
Oh, I see, nothing
No No! (Score:2)
(Death Star reference requirement satisfied, in an oblique way)
Perhaps God Sneezed (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Perhaps God Sneezed (Score:1)
I try not to sneeze too much. That whole "You bless You" thing is really confusing.
Jerry's at it again. (Score:2)
checking (Score:4, Funny)
*looks at the sky*
*runs back inside*
It's ok everyone, move along. Nothing to see here.
Correction? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Correction? (Score:2)
Thank goodness for Brian Greene. [amazon.com]
Re:Correction? (Score:1)
Unless of course you're applying a value judgement to the relative worth of different means of survival.
I wonder what effect hiring the Star Trek techno babble writers would have on science jounralism...
Re:Correction? (Score:1)
Re:Correction? (Score:5, Informative)
While sorta true, it's just wrong enough to be annoying. Spacetime isn't quite like that. It doesn't really make sense to talk about what the sun is like 'now', since 'now' is relative.
Feynman has a wonderful example to explain it.
Imagine you keep your head fixed, and you see an object in space. You then see it having a width (angle it substends) and depth (say amount your eyes have to focus or something). Because you have now got different units, you might think the width and depth to be totally different (analogous to space (meters) and time (seconds)).
But if you move your head, you suddenly realise width and depth are an aspect of the same thing.
It's the same for space and time.
In fact the famous E = mc^2 can be thought of mass being in the 'wrong' units, in the same way we got confused when measuring width and depth as an angle and a focus amount. If we measure mass in units of c, you get E = m.
Re:Correction? (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Correction? (Score:2)
And for relativistic KE, KE = mc^2 - m_0*c^2, which in the adjusted system is simply KE = m - m_0
m_0 being rest mass, and m being mass in your frame of reference
See how simple everything becomes?
It is common to do as I describe when working with relativity. I tried to google for references, but hard to get good search terms sorry.
I moved my head... (Score:2)
Wait, let me try at near C velocity...
Re:I moved my head... (Score:2)
What happened? Don't leave us hanging!1
Re:I moved my head... (Score:1)
Re:I moved my head... (Score:2)
What happened? Don't leave us hanging!1!
Re:Correction? (Score:2)
Erm, um...its 8 minutes away (give or take, someone more pendantic can fix that). If the sun were suddenly 8 light seconds away, I think we'd be in a bit of pain here.
Re:Correction? (Score:1, Funny)
Who you callin' "we", white boy? Lets me guess, you don'ts understands what Picasso be doin' wif the Neo-Cubism, do ya, honkey? Man, dat cracker be crazy!! Shit!!
old news (Score:5, Funny)
This happened 2.6 BILLION years ago! Come on editors this is a *news* site and 2.6 Billion years old isn't new! Shesh
Re:old news (Score:3, Funny)
This is Slashdot.
If you check the archives, this has probably been reported at least once a month since the development of multicellular life on Earth.
Old but is it a dupe? (Score:2)
Or am I too forgiving of /. editors?
Re:old news (Score:2)
Look on the bright side. At least there's no one still alive to see that its a dupe!
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*yawn* (Score:1, Redundant)
But... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:But... (Score:3, Funny)
the boom arrives right after our sun died
Re:But... (Score:1)
Largest eruption... (Score:5, Funny)
You misread the email subject ? (Score:3, Funny)
Are you sure that was what it said? I got one this morning trying to sell me Lev1tra and V1-AG-RA, entitled "largest erection in the galaxy"
Where are the pictures? (Score:4, Funny)
I know that these days, children are everything (Score:2)
Re:I know that these days, children are everything (Score:3, Insightful)
Jeez' Louise.. (Score:3, Funny)
One can only conjecture as to the smell of that place.
Re:Jeez' Louise.. (Score:1)
Re:Jeez' Louise.. (Score:2)
Re:Jeez' Louise.. (Score:1)
Sorry (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Sorry (Score:1)
Re:Sorry (Score:1)
Doh!!! (Score:1)
Heard just before the explosion: "Ooops!!"
WMDs... (Score:2)
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(For those that watch Fox News, I'm joking. This explosion isn't from the fabled WMDs.)
Re:Fabled WMD's (Score:2)
boomstick. Heh. (Score:1)
It was my fault, sorry about that. (Score:1)