NASA Prepares to Launch Comet-Buster 207
Chessphoon writes "NASA's Deep Impact, a spacecraft named after the 1998 movie, is scheduled to launch on January 12. If all goes as planned, the spacecraft will collide with Comet Tempel 1 six months later on July 4, and create a crater so that the inside of the comet can be analyzed."
Is it just me... (Score:5, Funny)
Yes, I read TFA. I know that there is no danger. But those crazy scientists in the movies always think they are safe too.
Re:Is it just me... (Score:5, Interesting)
That's because you don't live there. What if we're too stupid to recognize a type of life that does?
Re:Is it just me... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Is it just me... (Score:2)
Well if there is life it must be pretty board living on a frozen rock. The is the most exciting thing to happen to that comet in a long time. I am sure thier news network will love it.
Re:Is it just me... (Score:4, Funny)
the new hyperdrive bypass goes through on tuesday.
so long, singing meat people.
Re:Is it just me... (Score:2, Funny)
The plans were announced months ago...
Well...but the plans were on display, on the internet even, surely they have access to the internet out there....
Yes the Earth internet...
Yes we're some distance away and all....
Look they haven't even tried to find the plans...
It's not as if it's a particularly nice rock...
Oh they'll love the crater!
Re:Is it just me... (Score:2)
it wasnt named AFTER the movie (Score:3, Informative)
Yes a small anal point, but jeez, you guys fail basic Journalism 101 class dudes.
Re:it wasnt named AFTER the movie (Score:2)
. . . you guys fail basic Journalism 101 class dudes.
Of course.. that's why they're posting on slashdot :)
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Ryan
Re:it wasnt named AFTER the movie (Score:2)
Re:Is it just me... (Score:2)
This is real life. Real life is usually orders of magnitude less exciting than the movies. But if you're looking for a little danger, you can always walk around Harlem naked. It's a pretty sure bet that shortly after that, either you will impact something, or something will impact you.
As a bonus.... (Score:2)
Obligatory obscure movie quote (Score:2)
Re:Un-Funny Military Applications: China and NASA (Score:2)
China is also seeking to militarize space. This would happen with or without the US being around. If the US or China wasn't there to do it, the old Soviet Union would have been happy to fill in the void. I am sure every one of the countries under the label of "axis of evil" would spring at the opportunity to also seek space weaponry if they had the resources. I would also bet a little dictator with deat
What a waste of money (Score:1)
I really think they will be sorely disappointed when they discover the comet is really some rock covered with ice.
Re:What a waste of money (Score:2)
Re:What a waste of money (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:What a waste of money (Score:3, Interesting)
It will be, just not anytime soon. Don't get caught in the trap of always thinking what is here and now is all there is.
Spend a moment and think on the scale technology has driven forward in the past 200 years. We have gone from living in the dark at night, without climate control, to sending people to the moon and mechanical drones to Mars.
Quantum computing and nanotech are going to hit eventually. If not one of those, then it is likely someone will stumble on someth
Re:What a waste of money (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:What a waste of money (Score:5, Funny)
I bet there's a tootsie pop in the middle and we'll still be left pondering that eternal question: how many licks does it take to get to the middle of a tootsie pop?
Re:What a waste of money (Score:1)
When a comet is on a collision... (Score:3, Insightful)
The ass we save may be our own.
Re:What a waste of money (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:What a waste of money (Score:1)
Re:What a waste of money (Score:2)
_Any_ data about the interior of a comet would be informative, and will incfluence theories about the formation of the solar sytem.
you must be a jock (Score:5, Insightful)
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Re:What a waste of money (Score:2)
Re:What a waste of money (Score:5, Insightful)
You could also split it 50/50 between humanitary aid and space programs, you could still solve most if not all diseases and famine, while launching a mission like the two mars rovers EVERY DAY!
Re:What a waste of money (Score:3, Insightful)
No. War is a symptom. It exacerbates the problem, but it is not the problem.
Most misery on earth is caused by selfishness. Uncontrolled selfishness between two humans will often lead to either a fistfight or exclusion of the other person.
War is either a fistfight (WWII) or a hissy fit (cold war and its multiple unofficial wars) fought for leaders of nations who
Re:What a waste of money (Score:2)
Re:What a waste of money (Score:2)
Stop the Violence (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Stop the Violence (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Stop the Violence (Score:4, Funny)
Then Earth will form the Coalition of the Willing..... and will send interplanetary missiles on Venus, because Venus provided support to the cometian terrorists...
So, you're saying there's oil in the comets?
Re:Stop the Violence (Score:2)
Re:Stop the Violence (Score:2)
Re:Stop the Violence (Score:3, Funny)
The dinosaurs tried the same thing in 60,000,000 B.C., and look what happened to them.
Re:Stop the Violence (Score:2)
In all seriousness it would be cool to avert a catastrophe that the dinos couldn't. It'd prove we've actually evolved!
Re:Stop the Violence (Score:2)
Do your homework... (Score:5, Informative)
for the real story.
Re:Do your homework... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Do your homework... (Score:2)
and really... would you believe that ASIMO isn't named after asimov just because some pr folkster said so?
Re:Do your homework... (Score:2)
Gosh, NASA scientists watch movies too (Score:1)
More information.... (Score:3, Informative)
NOT named after the movie (Score:1, Redundant)
Nothing to see here. Please move along. (Score:1, Redundant)
The aliens have got a little list (Score:4, Funny)
Re:The aliens have got a little list (Score:1, Funny)
Re:The aliens have got a little list (Score:1)
Re:The aliens have got a little list (Score:2, Interesting)
This may be the only way I can get into space, so jumped at the chance when offered last year.
Its also good for my son, who can show all his class the certificate hes got for signing up.
Re:The aliens have got a little list (Score:1)
that's a phenomenal life accomplishment.
lets now strive for
'oh my god, leonardo di caprio looked at me'
'i've gone one whole year without wearing matching socks'
Re:The aliens have got a little list (Score:1)
Segfault666 replied to me!!!
I'll never click refresh again.
I do know what you mean though, but I have to keep my feet kindof on the ground, the areas I am aiming for do not involve space missions
Corpsicle (Score:1, Funny)
Microbes at the scene: (Score:2)
Given their track record (Score:5, Funny)
Maybe.. (Score:1, Funny)
smile
payload revealed (Score:3, Funny)
Therefore, the media stored on board consists of Gigli, Ishtar, Hudson hawk, Battlefield Earth, and The Adventures of Pluto Nash.
And if it misses what will it eventually hit? (Score:1)
We send out a spacecraft with a plaque theorizing someone could intercept it. Do we think hurling a bomb is any less likely to be found by an alien civilization?
Re:And if it misses what will it eventually hit? (Score:2)
Re:And if it misses what will it eventually hit? (Score:2)
Re:And if it misses what will it eventually hit? (Score:2)
What I ment was gravity does not just stop having an effect. Many people think that if you took a baseball in the shuttle, and shoved it away from earth, it would keep drifting away from earth. (Imparting enough dV to send the baseball to escape velocity doesn't count, but that would be one hell of an arm.)
In this case, rather than a baseball, its a probe. The rules still apply.
Of course, you know that, but many don't.
Re:And if it misses what will it eventually hit? (Score:2)
Ive heard people say things like "Why don't they just take it out of the airlock and shove it toward earth..." about the ISS junk pile problem, for example. Thats the kind of thing I was trying to explain.
Eww (Score:2)
Will they never learn...? (Score:4, Funny)
Send an I-pod instead. That might survive. If it doesn't get stolen en-route.
Biological loading (Score:2)
Well... (Score:2)
On a slightly more serious note, all NASA space gear is assembled in a clean room, and they do almost everything they can to prevent microbes from contaminating equipment.
From my super smart and beautiful girlfriend dept (Score:5, Funny)
(and before you, smartasses, ask me, yes, she is a girl
Re:From my super smart and beautiful girlfriend de (Score:1, Offtopic)
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Because they can? (Score:1, Insightful)
a.) a geologists wet dream
b.) a way for nasa to prove it can do something right, and get more money. (1.) Shoot missle at comet. 2.)?? 3.) Government Funding!)
The Titan project (forget the name) is far better.
Re:Because they can? (Score:2)
Re:Because they can? (Score:2)
This is of great interest from a basic research perspective, but after our relative close call with MN 2004 [slashdot.org] the more practical applications of this should be obvious.
And Twenty Minutes Later... (Score:3, Funny)
With luck, they'll be more precise about it and just wipe out the US government.
Well, we can hope...
This is off-topic but.. (Score:1, Offtopic)
Thanks NASA (Score:3, Funny)
Kill 'em all!
Two Points... (Score:2)
Second, we already know they're good at crashing [cnn.com] things, [marsnews.com] so this shouldn't be a problem. In all seriousness, I look forward to it.
This one time... (Score:2, Funny)
remember? (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:remember? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:i like to call it (Score:2)
I don't know if I would have gotten faux pas from what you wrote. That is all.
Look (Score:2)
It was named after Armageddon.
Sounds like a good idea... (Score:2)
American vs. European Approach (Score:5, Funny)
Deep Impact, by contrast, will provide "instant gratification," says Grammier. The entire $330 million mission should be wrapped up a month after impact.
So, the Europeans are going to geeeently land their little rover (Beagle III?), putter around, and delicately inspect rocks and dust. Boooriiiinng! :-)
NASA, in typical American fashion [military.com]...
KA-BLOOIEE! Blow it up! Blow it up! I'm so glad I'm an American. This is a country that combines science, space explosions, and patriotism into one very cool bundle. And we can take pictures of it from Mars.I. Love. This. Countryyy! Yeeeeeeaaah! *does Bush/Ballmer monkey dance*
Mea Culpa (Score:2)
Oh, it's called the Rosetta. Sorry. I even quoted that. Doh!
But the Beagle jab was said in jest anyway.
Why bother? (Score:2)
Re:I'm placing my bets now... (Score:2)
If she was... (Score:2)
[thunk] [thunk] [thunk] Any nerves not insulated by silicone?
Re:1998 movie...? (Score:1)
Re:1998 movie...? (Score:1)
I was about to mod it -1, Redundant.
Re:Price is right? (Score:2)
Re:Price is right? (Score:2)
If it's his sig, he should either use the built in sig option under "Preferences" or at least put it a line down.
Re:Price is right? (Score:2, Insightful)
Are we not being currently run like a company, wasn't that touted when we elected (selected if you like) the first "CEO" president/Harvard Business school graduate? Do you ACTUALLY think that the "government" is building and running these programs? Those government workers are actually getting the bloated paychecks? It's BIG BUSINESS! And, the last time I
Re:Price is right? (Score:2, Insightful)
You completely miss the point of NASAs existence.
Of course things cost more when NASA does it because the purpose of NASA is to take government money and spread it out to as many other companies as possible. Without this, companies such as Boeing, Lockheed Martin and numerous other aerospace companies big and small would never exist (or be radically different).
This is a method to keep engineers, scientists, average joe workers, and the thousands of other workers that provide related services and materials
Re:first willis (Score:1)
Re:Still no cure for cancer... (Score:2)
Yeah, it's pretty sad that Nasa's focus is on space travel instead of being a bunch of generalists.
Re:Still no cure for cancer... (Score:2)
Re:Still no cure for cancer... (Score:2)