Animal Cloning Comes to Hollywood 159
Kate Thompson writes "A week after San Francisco's Genetic Savings and Clone revealed the sale of their first cat to a customer, the Boston Phoenix reports that GS & C acknowledges it has been hired by anonymous buyers in Hollywood to bank genes of show business animals."
Yawn... (Score:5, Funny)
They're already cloning all their scripts.
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Let's examine, shall we? "Star Wars" obviously refers to movie stars and the battles they fight for supremacy of the movie industry. Obviously the Empire is Hollywood.
Luke Skywalker - George "Luke"-as? He wrote himself into his own film. Also he walks on the sky, ie. he's better than everyone else. Something tells me George never got past this one. Insert cliched Greedo whine.
Han Solo - Solo, as in "primadonna" - movie actors in general. Selfish assholes who would pretend to know what a parsec is.
Princess Leia - Princess "lay ya"? The porn industry.
R2D2 - Robots who make no sense, ie. movie producers.
C3PO - Robots who act all pretentious and annoy the fuck out of you with english accents, ie. movie directors.
Obi Wan Kenobi - Umm, best boy grip?
Darth Vader - wears a big black mask, is evil. This is the producer Lucas couldn't sell his original script to.
I could go on, but you get the point. Does this post have anything to do with cloning animals? Not really. But who cares about cloning animals when you can make up some random shit about Star Wars?
Re:Yawn... (Score:4, Funny)
R2D2 - *beep beep bloop* (Make with the naked wookie chicks!)
C3PO - My word, we can't do that now can we! We might offend those midwesterners! How un-american!
Chewie - OOOWAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! (Hey, I AM a wookie CHICK, you insensitve clod!)
Re:Yawn... (Score:1, Funny)
+6 Funny this post was. The Slashdot zeitgeist is with you. A new Slashmeme have we? It matters not, so long as we can make up some random shit about Star Wars.
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And to think, with all that originality, Chapters 1 and 2 still sucked.
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Oh boy! (Score:2, Funny)
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lassie and others (Score:1, Insightful)
This might work for Babe: 3 (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:This might work for Babe: 3 (Score:3, Funny)
Re:This might work for Babe: 3 (Score:2)
Dude, you beat me to it. :)
Bacon every morning! Droooool...
Re:This might work for Babe: 3 (Score:2)
Depends how true the stereotype of lots of people in Hollywood being Jewish is...
Re:This might work for Babe: 3 (Score:2)
Re:This might work for Babe: 3 (Score:4, Informative)
Now that's a lot of pork!
Re:This might work for Babe: 3 (Score:3, Funny)
"For years, the Royal Family kept a large herd of pigs at Windsor castle in England." pork.co.nz [pork.co.nz]
"...so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm." -Snatch [imdb.com]
Look out for the Royal Family...Re:This might work for Babe: 3 - how so? (Score:2, Insightful)
And in what way precisely is cloning going to address this issue?
Re:This might work for Babe: 3 - how so? (Score:2)
Re:This might work for Babe: 3 (Score:2)
Fairly good idea ... (Score:2, Interesting)
I am not bothered about the whole cloning issue, I think it is an inevitable thing, also with humans.
Doesn't work that way. (Score:5, Informative)
The other problem is that, as we found with "Dolly the Sheep", cloned animals are inherently pretty unhealthy, because their cells age a lot faster (lies to children explanation). At two years old, Dolly had a lot of problems that would really only crop up in a much older animal, presumably because the cell's genetic "clock" was not "reset" (LTC again).
Still, nice work if you can get it. Who's going to tell the difference, even if the animals are *not* cloned?
Re:Doesn't work that way. (Score:1)
Nature versus nurture (Score:5, Interesting)
The dog that played Benji might have had an ideal temperament for filming, but it's clone, brought up slightly differently might be a right little ankle biter.
Re:Nature versus nurture (Score:3, Insightful)
Seems ideal to study nature vs nurture.
Re:Nature versus nurture (Score:3, Interesting)
In many cases, even when separated at birth (e.g. adoptions where twins are separated), identical twins show freakish similarities in things that you'd assume would be more a matter of "free will" or nurture.
Re:Nature versus nurture (Score:2)
Nature vs Nurture --- a big argument though from my communication classes we determined (with our professors agreement) that it is a combination of both.
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Re:Nature versus nurture (Score:3, Informative)
Presenting... (Score:2, Funny)
And now you can take your very own Lassie home after the movie! You send us the cash, we send you your very own Lassie in a box. Overnight delivery, we swear! The dog has food and water in the box, we assure you...
Steven King is probably writing the story ... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Presenting... (Score:2)
I apologize, but that comment is inherently unhealthy.
Coming soon! (Score:1, Funny)
Flipper Returns (again)
Mister Ed Returns (again)
Benji Returns (again)
etc...
All right, then. (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:All right, then. (Score:2)
Obviously (Score:4, Funny)
What I can't wait for is when Fluffy Clone #2726A flips out and eats the cute wisecracking kid.
Bet they can't clone him....
Re:Obviously (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Obviously (Score:2)
Does this say something for originality (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Does this say something for originality (Score:3, Funny)
What do you call one Britney on the moon?
Problem.
What do you call 100 Britneys on the moon?
Problem.
What do you call 1,000 Britneys on the moon?
Problem.
What do you call 1 million Britneys on the moon?
Problem.
What do you call all the Britneys on the moon?
Problem solved!!!
You may now continue expounding Britney's talents.
Oh crap... (Score:3, Funny)
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My willy is always free...
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Star pets or Star's pets? (Score:1)
Homeward Bound 6 (Score:1)
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I think I saw this in a movie once . . . (Score:1)
Our hollywood star stunt cat died.. (Score:1)
Re:Our hollywood star stunt cat died.. (Score:5, Funny)
Re: (Score:1)
Re:Our hollywood star stunt cat died.. (Score:2)
Obsolete technology (Score:3, Interesting)
Will it really though? (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:Will it really though? (Score:1)
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Re:Will it really though? (Score:2)
Glossing over the actual money maker. (Score:5, Interesting)
Where the big money will be is selling clones to the public. When a popular show/movie has a animal the sales of that animal almost aways increases. For example when the comedy Fraiser was on the air the Jack Russell terrier rose in popularity in the each year(in 2000 along by 21%). Now instead of purchasing any Jack Russell terrier you can purchase a clone of the actual one on the show. How much do you think people would pay for that?
Granted costs will have to come down ALOT, but if you are thinking for the future this is the way to go.
Re:Glossing over the actual money maker. (Score:1)
If you thought OS monoculture was bad... (Score:1, Insightful)
Re:Glossing over the actual money maker. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Glossing over the actual money maker. (Score:1)
I do not want a clone of the tiger that likes to eat people.
Re:Glossing over the actual money maker. (Score:3, Insightful)
Clone my wife! (Score:5, Funny)
SARMOTI (Score:1)
Carlin (Score:2)
"The good thing about dogs is that they don't live too long...After a while, you can get a new dog - looks just like the old one. That way, you don't have to change any of your pictures. You go to the pet shop with a picture and say, 'Get me one a'dese!'"
it's only a matter of time now.... (Score:1)
Re:it's only a matter of time now.... (Score:2)
Like every other guy on the planet I eagerly awaited tehir 18th birthday. Why? I don't know. Perhaps they'd appear in Playboy or something. But now that the time has come and gone, I'm quite disappointed in the two of them
Thin as rails, strungout and still making shit for movies. What a disappointment. And to think.. they had more potential as sex symbols than any other pair of girls.. perhaps ever!
BTW, I'm a scant 22 years old. I'm allowed to lust after 18 year olds. You 40-somethings need to knock that
Re:it's only a matter of time now.... (Score:1)
Back to parent, cloning the olsen twins could be a test to see which cloning technique is better (the natural cloning or artificial?)
genetics and environment (Score:3, Insightful)
I can allready hear it (Score:1)
Re:I can allready hear it (Score:2)
Alllllllllllllllright!
Clone Natalie Portman (Score:4, Insightful)
I'm all for folks getting in on the cloning business. At the worst, it can't be more unethical than what many pet farms already are.
This provides a financial incentive to refine the technology and make the whole thing more acceptable and familiar to people. Animal breeding has fewer ethical restrictions than medical cloning, so there are fewer ethical roadblocks.
Why wait til they die? (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Why wait til they die? (Score:2)
Must learn to read headlines more closely... (Score:1)
Off-topic (Score:1)
Re:Off-topic (Score:2)
in Hollywood... (Score:1, Funny)
Who I Really Want Cloned (Score:1)
Clone Jenna Jameson (with genetic modifications) (Score:4, Funny)
1) Make clones of Jenna Jameson.
2) Remove the "dirty slut" gene, replacing it with a modified version of the "obedient wife" gene (which morphs back into the "dirty slut" gene when she's in the sack with her husband). It might not hurt to genetically enhance her breasts while your at it so she won't have to pay for them later.
3) Sell clones as mail order brides.
4) Profit!
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Giving credibility to movies... (Score:3, Funny)
2) Clone for real a cat
3) Clone Schwartzenegger
4) Make Washington to approve the "6th day law"
5) In press release, say "see? even sci-fi movies we produce becomes real"
6)
7) Profit!
8) "The day after tomorrow" becomes real
Pet patents? DNA copyright? (Score:3, Insightful)
Can you claim copyright on your pet?
We've heard plenty about Intellectual Property (IP), but what about Physical Property (PP)?
What if somebody cloned you? What legal issues could arise from this?
Re:Pet patents? DNA copyright? (Score:2, Interesting)
I'm too lazy to look it up, but there was at least one case of a subject in a research study sueing the researcher for a share of the profits of a genetically engineered treatment/product that was developed from his tissue samples.
I don't remember what the outcome was, but I suspect that nothing was clarified.
Re:Pet patents? DNA copyright? (Score:2)
Alcohol. Drugs. Abortion. Prostitution. It's been a problem for a wee bit more than a decade.
Re:Pet patents? DNA copyright? (Score:2, Interesting)
However, if someone clone you without your consent, then you can sue. I remember there's a law somewhere about tissue sample collection. It basically state that for someone to acquire
Cloned pets don't look the same (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Cloned pets don't look the same (Score:1)
I remember there's a good example somewhere... can't remember where.
Cloning and Hollywood (Score:1)
obligatory quote (Score:2)
More Lame Clone Movies (Score:2, Funny)
The Day After the Day After Tomorrow
Revenge of the Godfather
The Matrix: Reloaded; Revisited
The Thing, Yet Again
Useless Technology (Score:2, Insightful)
I have an idea, Lets clone Britney so we can put Madonna "down".
Re:Useless Technology (Score:1)
1. They need a look alike animal.
2. The animal need to be trained from a relative young age (harder to train older animals).
For the above two problem, using sheltered/stray animals might be somewhat impossible, unless they're lucky. And for most part, they don't their next movie depend on whether there's is a look alike puppy in an animal shelter.
On the other hand, there are already cases where a former sheltered dog became a acting dog for commercial and p
roarrr (Score:1)
re: ..MPAA press release.. (Score:1)
On topic: not only was Hollywood selling only movies (clones of player's performance), now the players themself'll be cloned!! But we know that cloning the clone... whatever
Re:Credits? (Score:2)
Max: Out the window, Sam. There's nothin' but strangers out there.
*BOOM!*
Sam: I hope there was nobody on that bus.
Max: Nobody we know, at least.
Re:But what about? (Score:2)