Relic Russian ICBM To the Rescue for Science 149
helio writes "Japanese space agency, JAXA, has announced that the agency will use DNEPR space launch system to launch OICETS (Optical Inter-Orbit Communications Engineering Test Satellite). Initially OICETS was to be launched with Japan's H-IIA rocket, however the delay in their development and a lack of time in the schedule force JAXA to utilize Russian's DNEPR system. For those who are too young to remember Cold War, DNEPR space launch system used to be Russian's inter-continental ballistic missiles (ICBM). As you may guess, the OICETS satellite will be launched from a silo."
Check it over reallllly good folks (Score:5, Funny)
Seriously however, I can't think of a better use for old Russian ICBMs.
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Folks, give your family an extra hug tonight.
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Oh, good point, good point. Put that into the "Cost" column in the Cost-Benefit analysis for our Global Satellite Telecommunications Domination plan.
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"How about, Global Thermonuclear War?"
I guess I'm probably dating myself with that one.
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"A strange game. The only winning move is not to play."
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WOPR (Score:2)
Serious Comment: Japan & Russia (Score:2, Interesting)
Apparently, the latest Japanese assessment that China is a hostile foreign power has pervaded the government of Japan, and Tokyo will not be cooperating with Beijing for the intermediate future.
For those who are not aware, the Japanese government recently issued a defense whitepaper identifying Beijing as a hostile military threat. Unlike the Taiwanese [geocities.com], the Jap
India Too! (Score:1, Informative)
Re:Serious Comment: Japan & Russia (Score:4, Insightful)
Chinese Memory = Bigotry (Score:1, Interesting)
When the Chinese talk about "remembering World War II" and using that memory to condemn Japan, the Chinese are talking about bigotry. In China, teaching bigotry to children and passing bigotry from one generation to the next is popular and encouraged.
We in the West believe that teaching bigotry is wrong.
Re:Serious Comment: Japan & Russia (Score:2)
And by "latest" you mean "last thousand years," right?
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I, for one, am glad that Tokyo chose to cooperate with Russia on the next satellite launch
The Russians have a history of technological development so that things get to be "good enough". On the other hand is the MiG 29.
It ain't often been pretty (their history and engineering), but it tends to get the job done. In an emergency, you want reliable, tank-like, brute force, not blinky things that go PING!
Re:Check it over reallllly good folks (Score:2)
Not that I am bitter or anything...
Re:Check it over reallllly good folks (Score:2)
They have to keep him away from Washington where real power-brokers and people with a clue about politics live and work. He's an embarassment when he's there.
Just let him hang out down in Cowpattie, TX as long as he wants. Find him some horsies or something to ride, would ya?
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Re:Check it over reallllly good folks (Score:5, Insightful)
Well, I could not think of better use for old American ICBMs either. Or Chinese.
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but think........ (Score:2)
"Hey George it's your ole made Vlad 'ere, just letting you know we'll be releasing one of our ole ICBMs from a silo, but don't worry George it's only a Jap Satelite", strike one Waco obliterated.
Better yet the Russians should try 'n get the contract for the Euro GPS network, that way they could disgise a fair dinkum 1st strike launch, by having a good excuse to send up a couple of dozen ICBMs at once, 'Hey George the Euros were getting impatiant about every
heh (Score:3, Funny)
This just in!
Rhode Island has been consumed in a fiery explosion!
Also just in, the word "oops" is heard around the world, supposedly originating from a team of scientists and launch coordinators..
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ENTIRE STATE OF RHODE ISLAND DESTROYED IN ENORMOUS EXPLOSION
Details at 11!
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"Entire State of Rhode Island Destroyed in Explosion Visible from Conneticut."
this of course assumes that the observer is standing just across the border and is watching carefully.
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I Dunno... (Score:2, Funny)
"That's right Mr. Bond. The japanese science missile is actually carrying a nuclear payload, and there is no one here to stop me MWHAHAHAH! Now I'm going to put this "stop missile" remote control over here and leave the room secure in the fact that you can't possibly escape your restraints... MWHAHAHAHAH!"
Sigh. (Score:3, Informative)
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Change of the name is considered to be bad luck for ships (I am not sure about ICBMs, likely even more so). Besides, it makes me laugh to hear the "formerly known as..." phrases (among the most laughable changes in history are "french fries"->"freedom fries", for example). The name "Dnepr" does not imply that the system was either designed, built or deployed exlusively in Ukraine. There are plenty of Russian systems, ships and such with the names like "Elbrus", "Everest", or even "Kiev" or "
Re:Sigh. (Score:2)
Remember: it's perfectly normal to find a coffee in moscow or raleigh-durham called "amazon." However, it's quite another thing when you name something that has defense and national import, like, say, your nuclear weapons.
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Yeah, because the cataclysmic breakup of the largest country on the planet never generates any opportunity for irony....
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Re:Erm... I think that is all semantics... (Score:2)
I think it's a matter of perception really. In reality the names and governments have changed but not the people.
There's a lot of ignorance on slashdot, but what you wrote above is ignorant by slashdot ignorance standards.
Your post is so clueless, I don't know where to begin, but for one, Khrusche
Re:Erm... I think that is all semantics... (Score:1)
Tell him that Stalin was not Russian and watch his head explode.
Re:Erm... I think that is all semantics... (Score:1)
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however, you are totally full of shit on point 2. First of all, there was never anything called "Kievan Russia" - there was something called "Kievan Rus", where Rus != Russia. I'm sure you know this already but were hoping that the readers of slashdot would not. The resulting monologue about how ru
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Here's the short version of the answer:
1. Ukraine has never been part of Russia, full stop. Ukraine has been at times part of the RUSSIAN EMPIRE, just as India has been part of the British Empire. Your ignorance of this fact doesn't make it any less true.
2. The term "Kievan Russia" is flat our wrong. By historical accident, the sounds of the words "Rus" (which is usually translated by schol
Sort of... (Score:1, Interesting)
The USSR created the SS-18 (NATO code-name "SATAN") ICBMs with nuclear warheads, to counter a perceived threat from NATO (arms race, ahoy)
Eventually, Glasnost
Oops... gotta lose the nukes.
Let's hire Thiokol ( yes, they are rocket scientists [thiokol.com])
Thiokol helps in the disassembly, suggests keeping the ICBMs that are in good shape and repurposing them to launch satellites.
Kosmotras corp is formed by some former sov military and government officials
Kosmotras
The ICBM contains...... (Score:5, Funny)
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This article definatly lacks definate articles (Score:3, Insightful)
You know, Engrish can be cute, or it can be a pain to read.
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*Wondering who that Russian might have been*
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Yeah, it would have made more sense to just delete an "n" than to add a "the", but I was on a roll...
It probably was Boris though
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Dnepr systems for space since 2000 (Score:2)
Developed originally for the R36M ICBM/FO program scheduled for decommissioning 2007, the Dnepr is now looked at for commercial uses. Mixed bag of success. Economic problems persist.
A bigger problem will be where Russia phases out Baikonur in favor of their own launch site at Svobodny 18, which isn't built for Dnepr.
Russians, military funding, and the private sector (Score:4, Interesting)
There are also companies that partner with Russian airbases to take wealthy Westerners up in basically anything with wings [incredible...ntures.com]. Having a Yankee in the back seat pays for the gas and maintenance, and helps the pilot get some flight hours.
Hey, if you're short on hard currency to pay your troops, why not take some Western cash and make someone happy (whether it be through launching a space probe or giving 'em the ride of a lifetime) while your troops are getting their training.
Funny bit from the second link (Score:2)
From the second linked website: You will fly from the top-secret Zhukovsky Air Base, located just an hour from Moscow.
It isn't top secret if everyone knows where the damn thing is!
I love that tag line (Score:2)
Cool. Way cool.
If it *does* head for DC... (Score:5, Funny)
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I mean of any place to hit on the earth the people there would be the least missed. Well... maybe a certain place in Utah also...
About time (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:About time (Score:1)
Oh, you say that'll happen in the future? But if I already saw it happen...then it's in the past...but warp technology isn't here yet...
Damned temporal mechanics!
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Punishment Missile (Score:1, Troll)
Russians.... (Score:1)
I don't know whether to be afraid of, or be confident in Russia that they don't leave...ya know...weapons-grade nuculer
Svoboda dlya vsekh.
Inject.
Sealaunch, Redstone, Titan and others (Score:4, Informative)
Sealaunch uses Zenit for the first stage in their launcher. They wre originally designed as a quick launch ICBM by the Soviets. The launch facility was a truck and the whole system was designed to fit inside of a rail tunnel, to stay out of sight from american spy satellites.
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I thought one of the Russian launch outfits was using a few SS-18's as a launch platform...
Now the ultimat
Re:Sealaunch, Redstone, Titan and others (Score:4, Informative)
Actually no the Atlas was an ICBM not an IRBM the Air Force IRBM was the Thor that ended up being made into the Delta. The Air Force also got the Jupiter IRBM after it was taken away from the Army.
Also the new Atlas V is very different than the original Atlas. For one the Atlas used what is called 1 1/2 staging. It used three rocket engines feeding from one set of tanks. It then dropped the two booster engines. The tank was also very unusual in that it was a "balloon" style tank made of super thin stainless steel it was pressurized to give it strength. Then new Atlas uses a single Russian engine and a conventional structure. So if the structure is different and the engines are different what is the same?
BTW for reference take a look at this link http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlas_ICBM [wikipedia.org]
And from the Wikipedia listing "The newest version of Atlas, the Atlas V, is an Atlas in name alone as it contains little Atlas technology. It no longer uses balloon tanks nor 1.5 staging, but incorporates a rigid framework for its first stage booster much like the Titan family of vehicles. Ironically, given Atlas's origin as a military weapon, the Atlas III and Atlas V use Russian-designed engines." Hey I did not even write that entry
"Titan was the only liquid fueled ICBM for the US." No the Titan I, Titan II, and Atlas where all ICBMs so it was three. The Titan I and Titan II where in the same family but very different machines. They used different fuels and the Titan II used storeables while the Titan I had to be fuel right before launch. The Titan I had a very short life span.
"Now the ultimate irony will be when NASA starts using a few MX Peacekeeper rockets as launchers..."
Already happening.
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Zenit [astronautix.com] is definitely not an ICBM; it was designed as more powerful replacement for Soyuz. Zenit first stage was also used as Energia strap-on.
Back in the 60s, Ukrainian manufacturer of Zenit stared rocket production with UR-100 [astronautix.com], which is the rail-transportable container-stored quick-launch encapsulated storable liquid propellant missile, the world's biggest production run ICBM.
Minor FYI on "DNEPR" (Score:1)
(What with all the "I got first post!" crap responses -- I hope nobody minds the occasional reminder that our world is a leetle beet beeger
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Soviet vs. Russian (Score:2)
DNEPR-1 (Score:2, Informative)
Some people think it is way sexier [slashdot.org] than Delta-4 Heavy.
Here's more stuff about this relic Russian (actually, Ukrainian) ICBM [slashdot.org]
ICBM re-use (Score:5, Informative)
The relics, should still work fine (Score:2)
Re:The relics, should still work fine [continued] (Score:2)
I was just wanted to conlude that it seem because the profession of an engineer involved in military techonolgy was so prestigious they had a lot of really good people working on building those rockets. I just don't think in US an aerospace engineer has the same status as they would have in ex-Soviet Union. I don't think they got paid nearly as much as the western designers and engineers, they were motivated by recognition and interest mostly.
Re:Wait until... (Score:2, Funny)
They obviously used a farm silo for this one. Check out the exclusive photo. [geocities.com]
Re:Duped (Score:2)
shhh.... don't tell anyone. That's a real feature of the Earth these days. A byproduct of top-secret Halliburton terraforming experiments. Although why someone would want to terraform the Earth is quite beyond me, I tell ya.
Re:WHAT?? (Score:3, Insightful)
wtf do all the acronyms mean?
Re:WHAT?? (Score:1)
The company that makes the missle is located in Dnepropetrovsk, Ukraine, which is situated on the Dnepr river; hence, the name DNEPR.
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Re:In Soviet Russia (Score:2, Funny)
The question is, does it have a warp drive and are the vulcans watching?