Dolphin Jumps Again with Artificial Fin 256
Ant writes "This Yahoo! News story mentions Fuji, a mother dolphin that lost 75 percent of her tail due to a mysterious disease, being able to jump again with the help of what is believed to be the world's first artificial fin. The 34-year-old dolphin held at Japan's largest aquarium in the southern island of Okinawa wears the rubber fin for about 20 minutes a day allowing her to jump and to swim at the same speed of other dolphins."
First Porpoise! (Score:5, Funny)
First Porpoise inaccurate (Score:4, Insightful)
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Oh great ... (Score:5, Funny)
Dolphins that can Run (Score:4, Funny)
Wow! They got her artificial feet too?
Hmmm... (Score:5, Funny)
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I for one, welcome... (Score:5, Funny)
You got it wrong (Score:2)
I, for one, welcome our new artificial fin wearing, dolphin jumping overlords.
Re:I got it wrong (Score:2, Funny)
However, I'm drunk. So fuck youse all.
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"It's unclear whether they will consume the captive crew or merly enslave them But one thing is certain, there is no stopping them...the ants will soon be here. And I for one welcome our new insect overloards. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted med
H2G2 (Score:2, Funny)
Dolphins eat rubber? (Score:3, Interesting)
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Rock beats scissors
Paper covers rock
Scissors cuts paper
Dolphin eats plastic
Got it?
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The real reason is... (Score:4, Funny)
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Re:Dolphins eat rubber? (Score:2)
I feel sorry for this unfortunate animal who certainly has no concept of artifical limbs or amputation to prevent the spread of disease. All it knows is that it can't normally swim and these landlubber mammals come along and fiddle with its back end, it can swim again for all of 20 minutes, then the sadistic bastards do something to take swimming away again. This is like the double or triple amputee dogs who drag themselves around in little carts.
Re:Dolphins eat rubber? (Score:2)
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Artifical foot? (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Artifical foot? (Score:5, Informative)
and these people can run faster than the typical human. but not fast enough to win, some really thin guy from kenya always does that.
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=Smidge=
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Re:Artifical foot? (Score:2, Interesting)
Problem is, to me, that most of the time people base their research subject on how much it can brings in terms of money/entertainment, instead of what improvement it can brings to our lives/evolution.
I understand your frustation, but what I wanted to point out is that, mysteriouly, a slashdot post about a dolphin was on first page, but there is r
Re:Artifical foot? (Score:2)
I always thought they went hand in hand. People find a "need", and fill it. Some do it for free, most do it for profit.
Re:Artifical foot? (Score:2)
I think it's an incredible gesture that they cared enough about the dolphins well being to have this fin made.
Re:Artifical foot? (Score:5, Interesting)
In the current Survivor:Vanuatu one of the contestants has an artificial lower leg. He is one of the best competitors in the physical challenges. The only test that he seems to have a bit more trouble than the others in is walking a narrow balance beam. He was voted off last night after 29(?) days and making it to the final 8.
Depending on whether you believe they actually live in that shelter on the beach for 39 days when the cameras aren't turned on or not, his leg doesn't seem to be having any trouble with the salt water, sand, dirt, etc. I'm actually very interested in seeing some interviews with him after the show ends on some of the particular problems he faced with it.
Re:Artifical foot? (Score:3, Funny)
Maybe I should have posted AC, and not admitted to watching the show...
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Maybe I should have posted AC, and not admitted to watching the show
Your followup is just as interesting as your parent post. I'm curious.. why should you be ashamed of watching a this TV show or just this show in particular?
Re:Artifical foot? (Score:3, Informative)
Without turning this into a shill for our products, the company I work for makes an inertial-sensor based activity monitor that helps doctors choose an appropriate
Re:Artifical foot? (Score:2)
Also, want to be able to see into infra-red.
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Ob Austin Powers... (Score:3, Funny)
really?? (Score:2, Funny)
Mystery "disease"? (Score:5, Insightful)
Hmmm?
Re:Mystery "disease"? (Score:3, Informative)
Fuji was stricken by a mysterious disease causing necrosis - the death of cells - in 2002. To save her life, veterinarians had to amputate three-quarters of her tail with an electronic surgical knife.
So it sounds like it was done intentionally while in captivity.
Feel goodism (Score:2, Insightful)
I will also temper my argument by saying that people need to stop intruding so much on animals' natural habitats so that they can have a healthy population that can rebound from the occasional disease or natural disaster.
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That's hardly a natural situation, and I don't think the long-term genetic health of the species will be affected.
Right, because humans exist outside of nature. While the fate of one dolphin is negligible in terms of evolution, humanity is part of nature. I've always found the "not natural" argument to be a fallacy that leads to wrong conclusions.
Re:Feel goodism (Score:2)
I just feel slightly uncomfortable talking about living things like that, I guess, because when people talk about humans in those terms they begin to sound like evil eugenics fans. In terms of our overall
Re:Feel goodism (Score:5, Insightful)
Uhh... says who? I think you're taking that "survival of the fittest" a little too literally. There is no direction to evolution. In the long run it might be the case that the fittest survive most often, but this isn't necessarily the case on a per-individual scale.
In any case, intelligent life has changed all this. Does this mean it's bad for evolution? No. It just means the "survival of the fittest" phrase needs some changing.
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For example, the US Park Service policy of putting out all forrest fires over the last many decades has resulted in a buildup of fuel for much more massive and devastating forrest fires. In "helping" forrests we've really hurt them.
Re:Feel goodism (Score:4, Insightful)
Well known but untrue. Although it's commonly refered as the "survival of the fittest" - which many people misunderstand as "survival of the strongest" - what modern science means is the "survival of the most adaptive". That is, species that can adapt fastest with the least amount of hazzle to changing environments and new illnesses have the biggest chances of survival.
If that means getting some two-legged ape-decendants - who still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea - to make you a rubber fin thats perfectly fine for us dolphins...
Re:Feel goodism (Score:3, Informative)
So I take it that you've never used antibiotics to fight an infection. You can't use "survival of the fittest" as a law of nature. The quote was actually made by an economist describing the buisness climate of the early 1900's, not by Darwin describing his theory of evolution. The two just have superficial similarities which is why people equate the two together. Remember, "fit" is a relative term compared to the environment at the time.
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I'm feel guilty for wearing glasses now, but I'm not sure what to do next. Should I proactively slit my wrists, or just stop wearing lenses while driving and let nature take its course?
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Bzzzt. Thank you for playing. Nature operates just the same regardless if the clever monkeys think they are running things or not.
I have to wonder if our attempts to "help" animals actually results in long-term harm. Like it or not, the weak are supposed to die out.
As others have commented, the survival of the fittest is a long term propasition. It should probably be reworded as the survival of the fittest genetic information. Short ter
Re:Feel goodism (Score:2)
Like it or not, the weak are supposed to die out. Perhaps we should do less to help animals.
Everything dies out so I don't get your argument.
I will also temper my argument by saying that people need to stop intruding so much on animals' natural habitats so that they can have a healthy population that can rebound from the occasional disease or natural disaster.
Interesting thought. Does this mean the next time you get an infection you shouldn't be provided with antibiotics? Or is it just the animals
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Re:Feel goodism (But Still Good) (Score:4, Insightful)
First, I generally agree with you, but this is still a worthwhile act. Corporations are, in a legal sense, people, and should act as responsible members of the community. Charitable corporate donations have plunged over the last twenty years. Any positive action, even helping a dolphin, is a good thing.
Considering that Bridgestone's primary product (tires) is environmentally quite destructive, helping an animal is the least that they can do. We can be critical about what other causes they could have chosen to support, we can even make fun of dolphins, but fundamentally it was a decent act to help the creature.
How much is a dolphin worth? It's market value, or it's value as a living, caring, creature? People spend fortunes taking care of their pets, though it would be much cheaper to purchase a new dog or cat. They do it because they recognize the moral value and ethical requirement to be a good caretaker for the creature that they own. This is a 34 year old dolphin, dependant on human beings for it's life. There is nothing wrong with being decent towards it.
All of the alternate uses are good, even better. But to get a corporation to do something good is in itself remarkable.
Re:Feel goodism (Score:5, Insightful)
not to mention they will have got some valuable research data from the experiment
and while i might agree that saving one dolphin, is (pardon the pun) a drop in the ocean... it's a start. Dolphins are truely facinating creatures, very bright and with a primary sense (ultra sound) we are just begining to understand. It would be a great shame if they were all gone before we actually got to know them a bit more.
and yes there is an element of "feel goodism" involved, but if that translates into more empathy for dolphins, ie NOT " euthanize the dolphin and go out and catch another one" then i for one am all for it.
Uplift (Score:3, Funny)
Next step: decyphering trinary [geocities.com].
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More like a steal bone. (Score:2)
So she would have to get used to having something attached to her but she is a trained animal with reasonably intelligence. Even dogs manage to get used to being attached to wheels instead of legs and you can't get much dumber then dogs. (oh and dog lovers bite me. Only a braindead creature c
More Photos from the Aquarium Pages (Score:5, Informative)
First artificial tail fin, not dolphin appendage (Score:5, Insightful)
Dolphins have been given artificial flippers on several occasions before this.
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=Shreak
Dept of Assertions
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Yeah. that's great but... (Score:5, Funny)
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OK (Score:2)
Now that would be cool.
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Frikkin' Bionic Fins (Score:2)
Fluke, no? (Score:2)
they're talking about?
Typical female (Score:2)
Extreme Makeover: Aquatic Mammal Edition (Score:2)
smile tuck - check
exfoliation - check
lose 20 lbs - check
blowhole piercing - check
dump husband - check
Bridgestone? look out (Score:2)
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I saw a titmouse once. It didn't have any, well uhm... you know.
So Long .... (Score:2)
Man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much... the wheel, New York, wars, and so on, whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely the dolphins believed themselves to be more intelligent than man for precisely the same reasons.
Re:Over-rated Cetaceans (Score:3)
> > > Dolphins aren't "always smiling". That's just an optical illusion[...]
> > > Dolphins don't use radar. It's sonar.
> > > If dolphins are that smart, why haven't they built cities?
> > > Finally, why does every can of tuna say on it "Dolphin friendly" ?
> > > They aren't beautiful, they're overrated. Dolphin-worship culture is merely an excuse for whiney new-age types {who probably believe in ali
Re:Over-rated Cetaceans (Score:3, Interesting)
Dolphins are vastly superior to human beings : they don't need to have cities nor vehicules ; they're fit to their environement far better than we are to ours. They're actually among the fastest creatures in the water. Our best boats are just close to their top speed, after 15.000 years of so-called "scientific evolution". They don't need to work to buy food : they can grab a snack
Re:Kill the Damn Thing! (Score:2)
Just make sure some pub in Britain does the cooking. As bad as their food is supposed to be, it is the only place I've ever had good Flipper and chips.
Re:Dolphin Swims... but Children Keep Dying (Score:2, Insightful)
Hint on how to fix the "developing" world. (Score:2)
Do you know how many condoms that would buy?
Re:Dolphin Swims... but Children Keep Dying (Score:4, Insightful)
First off, it isn't philanthropy because you can only be philanthropic towards humans.
Second, Bridgestone is doing this as a cool way to market themselves and maybe do something nice at the same time.
Third, by your argument you should sell your property, if any, stop eating nice food, stop using medical insurance, stop going on trips, stop buying new clothes, and stop using electricity. The amount of lives you could save with all of that money by far dwarfs your own - even if you die because you are homeless and malnourished, you're going to make it so that hundreds of children will live. So please, go follow your own advice and stop not saving children's lives by posting on slashdot. I figure every 10 posts is another dead baby at your feet.
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The "money could have been spent elsewhere" argument can go on forever. You've mistaken "philanthropy" for a very cheap PR. Bridgestone just got a LOT of cheap very positive advertising out of this story.
That's even really beside the point. Are people not allowed to spend money anymore because there's some other "better" place that their efforts could have gone? Ho
Re:Dolphin Swims... but Children Keep Dying (Score:3, Informative)
You're wrong.
It is not correct - in the general case - to not do research because the money could have been spent feeding starving children.
There exist numerous organisations that exist solely to collect money to help starving / sick / poor children in third world countries. They could always use more money, but this is no different than it's been in the past fifty years, and it's way better than it was before that.
Research n
Research Good but waste bad (Score:2)
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We live in a world of scare resources and waste is irrational. Luxury is not necessarily evil because it is an element of human happiness. But waste is evil because it squanders resources while maximizing no moral good. There are only so many resources to go around and yes, sick children do rate higher on my list of priorites than animals. If I had $95K
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