Caffeine Withdrawal Recognized As Real 137
Ben Sullivan writes "What many Slashdotters have long known looks set to become official: Caffeine withdrawal is for real. New research at Johns Hopkins should result in it being included in the next edition of the DSM, and recognized by the World Health Organization."
In other news.... (Score:5, Funny)
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as I sip my coffee.. (Score:5, Informative)
I didn't write these. [uiuc.edu]
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Re:as I sip my coffee.. (Score:2)
Cutting back is where? To dishwasher-tasting infused coffee?
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After the first two cutbacks, I'd have to just dip my finger in and lick it.
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If you have a coffee machine and can adjust the grind, try pouring the espresso faster - you'll get less caffeine in the resulting drink.
Also Remember (Score:5, Informative)
Why would I *WANT* to?! (Score:2, Flamebait)
Caffeine and endorphines are the only drugs I trust.
Work on stopping your serious problems instead, like sugar intake.
What I do is limit my intake to every other hour during the day. Any more just make me jumpy.
Note to Moderators: Do not mod Funny. I've seldom been more serious. No jokes about propaganda from Brazil either; I'm Swedish.
Re:Why would I *WANT* to?! (Score:1, Informative)
Also note that the pituitary is the "master gland" that controls your endocrine system. Knock it off kilter and you may cause all kinds of bizarre hard to track symptoms like insomnia, gynecomastia, etc.
It does take a LOT of caffeine over a long period of time to mess up your pituitary.
Re:Why would I *WANT* to?! (Score:2)
I swear, when I give up caffeine for long periods (6 months or so, so I know I'm not still in withdrawal) I am in much poorer health than when I have it in moderation, regularly. Mostly, caffeine staves off migraines for me.
Caffeine is an excellent and useful drug for me. Other people's mileage may vary.
mmm...caffeine. (Score:2)
If used properly (small doses, not before going to bed, not because your drained from the previous huge dose, etc), I think it's a great drug. Personally, it seems to benefit my life. I'm the "Green" type personality, like most nerds probably are, so I thrive off of success and accomplishments. This drug helps me get those done, which in turn makes me a happier person.
I make sure to not get addicted to caffeine since tha
Re:mmm...caffeine. (Score:2)
Too late... it's one of the most addictive substances known to man. Drink a coke today? You are now physiologically addicted. You'll have withdrawl symptoms with that little.
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Caffeine and Nicotine (Score:1)
Actually, the human body metabolizes caffeine at about twice the rate in the presence of nicotine. [msnusers.com] So if you quit smoking, you should cut your caffeine consumption in half at the same time.
Re:as I sip my coffee.. (Score:2)
On the other hand, I had pretty good luck sequestering myself in the wilderness of Isle Royale, with no cola, coffee, tea, or even penguin mints within a 1-3 days' hike. No caffeine, no ethanol, no slashdot... just me and the meese. I slept great, woke up easily, and got to go a whole week with no personal grooming to speak of.
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WHY WOULD I WANT TO QUIT OR REDUCE MY CAFFEINE CONSUMPTION?
From what I have read ane experienced, caffeine is just abotu as wonder drug as you can get. Helps cure cancer, makes you smarter, faster stronger, live longer, even can help defend against radioactive fallout. Wht are the drawbacks again?
Cold Turkey is the only way (Score:2)
When I was addicted to Coca-Cola (1-2 liters/day), I tried many times to quit by cutting back gradually.
It never worked, because I would find that, after a while, I had gradually (and quite unconsiously) increased my consumption until I was at my former level.
Finally, I decided to just quit Cold Turkey.
That meant that I would not have to keep track of how much I was drinking, which meant no unconsious increase.
I had a tr
Re:as I sip my coffee.. (Score:1)
Thats what i drink in a week
no wait
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It isn't a joke (Score:5, Funny)
Coffee usually requires a bit more effort (filter coffee at work, no funky coffee machine) and coke is so readily avilable.
There was a half witty documentary that showed what happened to four office females when deprived of coffee, coke, and chocolate (all caffeine and comfort, too many C's). They became ultra-hyper-bitches.
Which is only shy above thier usual office bitchyness (you know the types).
Anyway, yes it is real - we have all experienced it I am sure. even cats were rumoured to be subject to it after Whiskas (cat food) was rumoured to contain caffeine.
Why is caffeine in coke?
according to Coca Cola [slashdot.org]
Rumor: Caffeine in soft drinks is addictive
Our Response: Caffeine is not addictive. Caffeine has had a long history in the food supply, consumed as long ago as 2700 B.C. Scientific evaluation of caffeine's physiological effects in light of the criteria for drug dependence clearly shows that caffeine is not similar to the use of drugs of abuse or dependence. It is true that some symptoms of withdrawal can be experienced by some people if caffeine consumption is stopped abruptly.
So they do cover this, I wonder how new this is, or if they will update this, they used ot have a bit about WHY they put it in there, like for flavour.
My caffeine addicted ass.
found flavour link (Score:2)
(beware erroneous spaces and formatting issues)
The caffeine that is added to Coca-Cola classic, diet Coke and the other products in which it is used is for flavor purposes only. We use only the amount necessary to achieve the appropriate optimum flavor profile for the particular product sold.
(and last link was buggered)
http://www2.coca-cola.com/contactus/myths_rumors
forget linking.
Re:found flavour link (Score:2, Informative)
Caffeine is bitter [reference.com].
Still, I hate to see companies get away with lying like this. There are plenty of non-psychoactive bitter flavors.
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They weren't necessarily doing this just to be evil.
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Sorry. I don't accept the fact that caffeine is in Coke because of it's flavor. If caffeine didn't effect the brain, it wouldn't be in Coke.
They weren't necessarily doing this just to be evil.
Evil? I'm pro-caffeine. I don't think putting it in Coke is evil. I think it's a good idea. I just don't like them lying about the reason.
Re:found flavour link (Score:2)
"Caffeine is added to Coke because our customers enjoy its effect as a mild and safe stimulate."
[Or is anti-drug hysteria so great that even stating something like the above, that everybody already knows, would get them skewered?]
Re:found flavour link (Score:1)
Normally I edit them all out when I write. It's hard to tell what you are trying to say. If you are saying it's ok to lie because one fears telling the truth, I don't agree. There are ethical reasons to lie, but selling soda isn't one of them.
I say we skewer Coca-Cola now. They gave money to the Partnership for a Drug-Free America.
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My information comes from direct experience, plus I've seen documented in numerous places that caffeine has a bitter taste.
Where did you get your information? When you call people names, it looks really bad when you don't know what you're talking about.
Thirty seconds with Google produces this from the NIH
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I like to keep a 12-pack around since sometimes I'm jonesing for Dew in the evening, but the caffeine would keep me up.
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Re:It isn't a joke (Score:2)
It is true that some symptoms of withdrawal
Isn't this the definition of "addiction"?
Caffeine does indeed add flavor, and I prefer the flavor of caffeinated drinks to non-, but quinine is bitter too (hence we have tonic water).
Re:It isn't a joke (Score:2)
What Coke is denying is that caffeine is physically addictive.
Re:It isn't a joke (Score:1)
But people don't get psychologically addicted to foods, at least nowhere near the levels of people with caffiene addiction.
But not that's not what Coke said at all. First they said caffeine is not addictive, which, I'm sorry, is just flat out wrong. But the rest of what they say doesn't support that.
Next they mention that it's been used for thousands of years, which has to be the stupi
Re:It isn't a joke (Score:2)
Also, while I don't dispute that psychological addiction is "real", it is not "real" in the same way that physical addiction is. If it were, we wouldn't make the distinction.
Coke claims that caffiene is not physically addictive, despite the fact that some people might show signs of being addicted to it. The implication is that psychological ad
Re:It isn't a joke (Score:2)
To be honest, I often wonder why we make the distinction between body and mind in the first place.
Re:It isn't a joke (Score:2)
This is why people get queezy just thinking about vodka after thier first night on the piss.
Their body is saying, hey you don't want to do that again, you remember who you woke up next to? (hence the upset feeling)
I am not sure how addictives such as nicotine work, I guess it is the same principle though, you
Re:It isn't a joke (Score:2)
But, as I understand it, they denied dependence as well, so your point stands.
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Probbaly she is making your life miserable because she has internal issues with her weight, and is drinking diet coke.
Suggest an after work tipple (business of course)get her drunk, and polaroid her ass, then pin it to eh notice board at work.
Helping people on
Re:It isn't a joke (Score:2)
That's what I did for a while. Don't like soda, didn't like coffee, so I'd just bite off a quarter of a 200mg caffeine pill. MUCH cheaper than buying drinks just for the caffeine. $2.00 for a Starbucks doubleshot, or $4.00 for a 20 count of 200mg pills.
You just gotta be carefull to not pop the whole pill cause it's there. The big doses will drain you too much.
Re:It isn't a joke (Score:2)
I bought it because today is a belter at work (hence I am recouperating on
So, yes, if you want your caffein, the pills are to go (I used to down packets of pro plus in my finals, or when we wanted to club until 7am... or
Re:It isn't a joke (Score:4, Insightful)
As long as I don't have to pay for your OD, that's fine with me.
And by pay I mean:
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Your argument just doesn't make any sense to me.
But I salute you for helping to finance the government.
Re:It isn't a joke (Score:2)
Smokers, you either love them, or you want to pour chlorine down thier epiglottal.
Smoking is so complex.
Child smoking is a 6 billion dollar industry in the US alone. You fund that industry, and perpetuate it.
People start smoking today due to peer pressure, wanting to fit it. I defy anyone who will deny it, and say, I was the original smoker - people at college wanted to be like me.
People continue smoking because of: Addiction. They either admit that, or sa
Re:It isn't a joke (Score:2)
So if you sit next to a non-smoker, and start smoking, do you say that they have no cause to call you up on
Re:It isn't a joke (Score:2)
In areas that have not outlawed public smoking (for exactly the reasons I have given) people shoudl not enforce thier environment on you - I guess to some extent (if we are being tolerant) then if you sit somewhere and smoke (I mean, listen to celine dion) and pollute that area, then nothing is stopping me from moving on (unless it happens to be some public waiting area / path)
Bottom line - you do not tr
Re:It isn't a joke (Score:2)
I think places where you can smoke should have a license the same as places where you can drink.
If you think of a night out at a restaurant, two people, about 50-80 quid for a decent place, and >120 for something if you after a little better sex that night.
Now I would preffer to spend that money on a place where I know someone wouldn't smoke. Not necessarily because the
Re:It isn't a joke (Score:2)
It is not that non-smokers are weak - but the prevailing social acceptance of smoking (which has been waneing and almost diminished in some countries) was a road block to people being able to voice thier views.
With something only 'midly' irritating, such as passive smoking (as it is to some people) they never reached a level where they felt they had a r
Re:It isn't a joke (Score:1)
Sorry, it's just that your complaints about what would happen if drugs were legal make no sense.
Re:It isn't a joke (Score:2)
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Especially if it makes you feel good
Finally regain ownership of their bodies? (Score:1)
Re:Finally regain ownership of their bodies? (Score:2)
People need to take responsibility for themselves. If someone wants a cup of coffee in the morning or wants to pump shit into their vains via a needle, let them. Personally, I am fucking sick of Republicans trying to save my soul from me and Democrats trying to save me from myself. They could
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Bi-annual withdrawl (Score:3, Interesting)
Fumbling around to brew coffee just cuts into sleep time and drinking coffee on watch just makes it harder to get back to sleep. As one tactician commented about staying as rested as possible to be able to make good decisions and keep pushing, "sleep is a weapon".
Since I don't want to combine a massive headache with the inevitable seasickness that hits during the first 1-2 days I slowly cut back on the coffee so I'm off of it completely a week or two before the race.
Of course I start back up as soon as I get back from Hawaii.
Gender Identity Disorder OUT of the DSM-V! (Score:1, Offtopic)
Oh, and Moderators...? (Score:2)
Re:Gender Identity Disorder OUT of the DSM-V! (Score:2)
If GID is a mental illness, why am I jumping through hoops to change my body to fit my mind, not the other way around? Because gender reassignment is about a birth defect, not a mental illness!
Now, if you're all going to start lampooning me and making fun of me, keep in mind that I have dealt with far worse than
Playing devil's advocate... (Score:2)
As for me, I couldn't care less if you get those surgeries done, it's none of my business and I won't judge you on it asside fro
Devil's advocate...or transphobe? (Score:2)
My mind is anything but ill, and the discomfort caused by my GID offers me the choice of transition or death. You cannot possibly understand witho
Trans fat are unhealthy (OT in more ways than one) (Score:2)
I'd say there might be some denial. There is obviously a lot of frustration and anger.
Personally I think its a mental condition that is treated with surgery.
Your mind doesn't fit your body? You seem to be caught in some kind of cartesian fallacy about your mind being independant from your body... These kinds of treatments aren't as much about the nature of the illness as they are about the limited means
Re:Devil's advocate...or transphobe? (Score:2)
I was playing devil's advocate. I am not a transphobe, in fact I couldn't care less about what other people do with their bodies so long as they're not hurting anyone else..
None of the above. I do not have any problem wi
Re:Devil's advocate...or transphobe? (Score:1)
maybe not. but it seems to me you don't appear to WANT to be the person you are; you're going through serious surgery to become someone slightly different. changing who you are as a person isn't necessarily bad, after all.
it might be. or it might be simply setting a mental defect right.
look, i'll be first in line to criticise psychiatry as a profession. it's rife with all sorts of problems - bas
Re:Devil's advocate...or transphobe? (Score:2)
Anyone else find it funny... (Score:2)
Re:Anyone else find it funny... (Score:1)
I was wondering, though: why do you think 'meat proteins' are unavoidable?
Re:Anyone else find it funny... (Score:5, Interesting)
Spare me the vegan propoganda. No, really, just spare me. I have sharp pointy teeth for a reason. Our most closely related cousins, chimpanzees, regularly eat meat. They hunt small mammals, they steal eggs, they eat insects. Australopithicines are estimated to have needed around 35% animal protien in their diet.
And yes, it is possible to substitute in things like beans and legumes to get the same protiens, fats, lipids, and other nutrients that are found in meat. But please recognize that it is a substitution.
Only in western countries are we so priveleged that we can decide to exclude whole classes of food from our diets for reasons of weight managment or conscience. Being vegan makes no more biological sense than being atkin.
Oh, and to stave off the rebuke- yes, I know where my meat comes from. I've lived on a farm, I've seen the cows, I know how they're killed, processed and used. I can point to a living cow and show you where my steak comes from. Yes, hormones are put in cows. Your soybeans may just be GM. Even if they're "certified organic" (a term for which the FDA assigns no meaning whatsoever) the field directly beside them probably isn't.
Re:Anyone else find it funny... (Score:2)
Yeah we have pointy teeth. We are able to eat meat. We can does not imply that we should. We're able to to lots of nasty stuff that's against the civilised conduct of the last few 100 years.
And yes, it is possible to substitute in things like beans and legumes
A is a substitute for B, and B is a substitute for A. *shrug*.
Only in western countries are we so priveleged that we can decide to exclude whole classes
Re:Anyone else find it funny... (Score:1)
In fact, your post agrees with mine that it is possible to 'substitute'. Did you intend this response for another post?
Kudos to you for knowing where your food comes from.
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Sure I could substitute some mix of various non-animals to replace the animal protiens, and I could even find some vegetarian recipes which were pretty tasty. However I am lazy enough to not want to have to exert that much extra effort to have a meal that I'd consider eating.
Re:Anyone else find it funny... (Score:2)
I quit (Score:4, Interesting)
I didn't really have headaches, I had aches in my bones. It's hard to describe, but for at least a week I had this deep ache in all my bones. I assume this is the 'muscle ache' that the study talked about, but to me, it was really deep inside, like it was in my... bones. Very weird. I work out occasionally, so I know what sore muscles feel like. This was different.
Read a few websites and found other people who had felt the same thing. After a few days it went away and I've been caffeine free since. Sometimes I still really, really want that morning cup. It's not that difficult to say no. Like I said, I guess I don't have an addictive personality. Yay me!
Re:I quit (Score:2)
You're not alone. I just started to quit about two weeks ago. It feels kind of like growing pains almost right? Not fun, but if its going to go away, eventually, then its worth quitting.
Re:I quit (Score:2)
It was about a week that it lasted for me. Of course, I had already cut way down - just one big (24 oz or so) cup in the morning. No other caffeine during the day.
The funny thing is that I never used to eat chocolate before. I would occ
Re:I quit (Score:2)
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Re:I quit (Score:1)
Just a miniscule amount. Around 5 mg per bar. The main stimulant in chocolate is theobromine, not caffeine.
Re:I quit (Score:2)
It's obvious that you are suffering from Terminal Bonitis, rather than caffine withdrawl.
Have a nice day.
[/Foldger's lawyer]
Re:I quit (Score:1)
As a student.... (Score:2, Insightful)
Really just a "legality"? (Score:2)
Re:Really just a "legality"? (Score:1, Informative)
The problem is that withdrawal by itself is not a disorder by any means--it's an indicator of a problem. You really need a lot more things to claim that someone has a substance use problem than just withdrawal. For one, use of the substance has to cause significant impairment in functioning, whic
So when does... (Score:1)
That reminds me, I've got a big test this Friday and I need to study.
When does the patch and the gum come out?
Re:So when does... (Score:2)
Jolt makes gum now. It's something like 45mg of caffeine per piece. I got some from Thingeek a while ago and it really works, especially when you're in a computer lab or somewhere else where you can't have a bottle of Mountain Dew lying around.
To heck with that (Score:3, Funny)
Pop (Score:2)
After a few months you get addicted to water and NEED it. I feel half sick if I go without it for a couple days. Your body really loves water but has gotten used
Re:Pop (Score:2)
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Re:It's soda bitch! (Score:1)
Natural decaf coffee plant (Score:1)
Natural decaf coffee plant [newscientist.com] is not genetically modified (as opposed to this other decaf [bbc.co.uk] evil plant) and is great news since it will be much tastier than today's decaf but also much cheaper to produce, maybe even opening a new market for the strugling third world countries [maxhavelaarfrance.org] producing your coffee.
Caffeine as a source of entertainment (Score:1)