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Disney Goes Boom! 198

Posted by michael from the time-on-target dept.
BoomZilla writes "Reading Disney's alliteratively titled Practically Perfect Pyrotechnics introduces the latest in firework launch technology. Gone are the 'light blue touch paper and retire a safe distance' days. Shells are now launched using compressed air. No burning black powder means no smoke drifting over the residential neighborhoods, plus a safer show. Best of all the new system is more precise and can launch shells higher than black powder, enabling spectacular new effects. An additional article: The future of theme park fireworks covers some of the pros and cons of compressed air launch systems." We mentioned this earlier.
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  • Full of hot air (Score:3, Funny)

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday September 01, 2004 @05:31PM (#10133331)
    ...just like Disney.

  • Looks Great, Less Smogging (Score:5, Insightful)

    by ackthpt ( 218170 ) * on Wednesday September 01, 2004 @05:32PM (#10133337) Homepage Journal
    I'm not sure the launch charge contributes too much smoke, as I've found the charge which distributes the firework to create more -- usually evidenced by a series of greyish clouds carried away by higher winds. Grand Finales have had so much smoke at heights to obscure some of the fireworks themselves. Then there's the matter of where I live having a chronic fog/marine layer problem which has rendered the most fantastic displays only so many noisy, colorful blurs. Even they cute smiley ones, like the mouse pattern Disney is so fond of.

    The air in the Los Angeles/San Bernardino area can be pretty awful, which probably has a lot more to do with their efforts to decrease smoke. I visited the Grand Canyon years ago and heard sometimes the visibility, in the summer is so poor you can't see across the canyon, thanks to smog from San Diego and Los Angeles/San Bernardino, hundreds of miles to the west. (Fortunately I was there in winter, which I highly recommend (South Rim open only), with 200+ miles of visibility.)

    A word of advice: Try to avoid a down-wind position for fireworks as sulpherous ash may drift down into your eyes and it burns like H2S.

    • Agreed- The advances that Disney has either driven or inspired involving the use of compressed air/water 'charges' are another example of improved controllability. The 'singing waters' fountains made so popular are also cases in point. Now if I can take that 'stomp rocket' that my kids use, and duct tape a little C-4 to the top of it- cool !

    • INteresting fact (Score:2, Informative)

      by geekoid ( 135745 )
      LA has half the pollution and four time more cars then it had in 1970's.

      • Re:INteresting fact (Score:4, Interesting)

        by Elwood P Dowd ( 16933 ) <judgmentalist@gmail.com> on Wednesday September 01, 2004 @07:09PM (#10134019) Journal
        My understanding was that LA has had smog since before the invention of the automobile, due to the geography of the valley.

        Supposedly it had smog from campfires when it was inhabited by native Americans.
      • LA has half the pollution and four time more cars then it had in 1970's.

        Sounds a bit counter-intuitive, unless the cars & fuel have improved a huge amount in the last thirty years (which may be the case). Got a source for this?
        • Yep. All modern car emissions are *so* far down on what they were. Another amusing fact - because of that, it's no longer possible to kill yourself by gassing yourself with car exhaust. When auto manufacturers put in catalysts and electronic control modules, there was a noticeable drop in suicide rates.

          Grab.
          • With all due respect, that's very dangerous bullshit. The killing element in car exhaust is CO (carbon monoxide), which is not totally removed by a catalysator . Yes, the amount is reducted (typically about 80-90%) but there's still plenty enough to kill you if you use the engine in a closed space.
      • I'd hate to have seen it in the 70's then. LA and Houston rate as the world's biggest shitholes I've had the misfortune to be around. LA wins the contest hands down on the smog issue. I see the damn smog from LA from 100's of miles away on a fairly frequent basis. Nasty.

    • Re:Looks Great, Less Smogging (Score:4, Interesting)

      by RWerp ( 798951 ) on Wednesday September 01, 2004 @05:58PM (#10133541)
      So what? The worst environmental hazard connected to fireworks are elements like barium needed to make those colorful flames. This Disney technology won't change it.

      • New explosives for Disney (Score:5, Informative)

        by Big Bob the Finder ( 714285 ) on Wednesday September 01, 2004 @07:23PM (#10134078) Homepage Journal
        While the compressed gas systems won't change the toxics used in the shells, this will. [ornl.gov] (Look for the bit at the bottom on "Better Holidays through Chemistry.")

        Some of the new high nitrogen explosives [lanl.gov] are well suited to this application.

        It will be difficult to replace all of the colors produced by metals and other compounds used in fireworks- some of which are quite toxic (strontium, cadmium, arsenic, antimony, PVC plastic, etc.). It will also be much more expensive. But high nitrogen explosives and newer organic compounds have a lot to offer the field- including colors you can't get with the old standbys.

        Some of the high nitrogen stuff I used to work with was pretty interesting. Lots of newer, potentially safer compounds are in the pipeline- mainly for military applications, but they can be bastardized to, er, recreational purposes.

    • and it burns like H2S

      Or onions.
    • That "smog" at the Grand Canyon is called an inversion layer. It's not coming from California, that's just plain ridiculous.

    • I'm not sure the launch charge contributes too much smoke, as I've found the charge which distributes the firework to create more -- usually evidenced by a series of greyish clouds carried away by higher winds.

      But, you see, that's just it. The higher-up smoke is blown away by winds. The launch smoke tends to linger more as it's lower and thus less influenced by the wind. Also, it tends to linger where there are people-the higher smoke doesn't get in people's lungs.

      Not that this is better for the environ

  • I'm pretty excited about eventually seeing one of these shows in action. I don't think I'll miss the smoke of the rockets, as integral as that might be to a traditional show.

    As long as the big boys still make that oh-so-satisfying "BOOM" when they go off, I'll be thrilled as ever.

  • Change is Bad! Very Bad! (Score:5, Funny)

    by Carnildo ( 712617 ) on Wednesday September 01, 2004 @05:33PM (#10133348) Homepage Journal
    No burning black powder means no smoke drifting over the residential neighborhoods, plus a safer show. Best of all the new system is more precise and can launch shells higher than black powder, enabling spectacular new effects.

    But I like watching the billows of smoke drifting across the river! And if the fireworks go any higher, I won't be able to watch them from my computer desk! They'll be blocked by the balcony of the apartment above mine!

    • Re:Change is Bad! Very Bad! (Score:5, Funny)

      by Private Taco ( 808864 ) on Wednesday September 01, 2004 @05:37PM (#10133387)
      Perhaps Disney would give you some of their leftover black powder pyrotechnics and you could take care of that upper balcony.
    • No powder used to lift the shell, means much more explosive powder that can be used in the shell. If you used 25% of the weight of the shell to lift it before, (I'm making numbers up.. anyone know the real numbers, please correct me) then now you can have a 25% bigger boom.. (roughly).. which makes me happy, i like to see big explosions..

      • Re:Change is Bad! Very Bad! (Score:5, Informative)

        by Carnildo ( 712617 ) on Wednesday September 01, 2004 @05:42PM (#10133427) Homepage Journal
        Fireworks are launched by a classic blackpowder mortar system: there's a lofting charge in the launch tube (basically, a bag of gunpowder), and the shell (usually consisting of a bursting charge, a number of "stars", and filler to give it a spherical shape). Changing the lofting mechanism from gunpowder to compressed air won't make a bit of difference for the shell.

        • Re:Change is Bad! Very Bad! (Score:2, Informative)

          by Anonymous Coward
          and filler to give it a spherical shape

          There are two major types of Class B fireworks in the world: the spherical (mostly Asian made) and the cylindrical (mostly American/European made). The Asian style uses a pre-fabricated hard casing so that filler is unnecessary for the shape of the shell; filler is used mostly for keeping the shell balanced in flight and to keep the stars spread out (helps with the nice round bursts). The American style uses a soft paper casing around a cardboard form. This is the

      • Re:Change is Bad! Very Bad! (Score:5, Informative)

        by jnaujok ( 804613 ) on Wednesday September 01, 2004 @05:54PM (#10133519) Homepage Journal
        A typical 8" shell weighs about 3 pounds, of which about 1 ounce is the lift charge. Most of the weight comes from the shell casing (pressed glued paper) that holds the burst charge and the stars and keeps them together long enough for the stars to ignite when the timing fuse burns through to the burst charge. Disney is probably using 4" shells for most of their stuff, so figure a pound of shell with a tablespoon of lift charge.

        For reference, the largest shell ever fired (the 36" Fat Man) weighed 800 pounds and was lifted 1400 feet in the air by 1/2 pound of black powder.

  • Comment removed (Score:5, Funny)

    by account_deleted ( 4530225 ) on Wednesday September 01, 2004 @05:34PM (#10133357)
    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  • Argh! (Score:5, Funny)

    by oGMo ( 379 ) on Wednesday September 01, 2004 @05:35PM (#10133363)
    Disney Goes Boom!

    You get my hopes up, then no chapter 11. :-(

    • Re:Argh! (Score:3, Informative)

      by ackthpt ( 218170 ) *
      You get my hopes up, then no chapter 11. :-(

      Thanks to Michaels Cooking the books and some finagling they had a pretty good looking quarter, last report, mostly due to the theme parks. They've been hemoraging cash on movies though, which should warm your heart.

      • Re:Argh! (Score:5, Funny)

        by lucabrasi999 ( 585141 ) on Wednesday September 01, 2004 @05:40PM (#10133417) Journal
        They've been hemoraging cash on movies though

        But now, they save money on the cost of matches!

      • Disney is losing. (Score:4, Interesting)

        by tepples ( 727027 ) <.tepples. .at. .gmail.com.> on Wednesday September 01, 2004 @06:19PM (#10133694) Homepage Journal

        They've been hemoraging cash on movies though

        Darn right:

        • Disney has shut down its cel animation studios and switched to a CG format (ever noticed how Mickey and Minnie tilt their heads down when facing the camera?), under a misguided belief about how the Pixar co-productions beat Disney's recent cel-animated productions at the box office. Disney will already be bleeding by the time its animation division realizes that Pixar's movies had a plot.
        • Pixar has only two movies left with Disney, titled The Incredibles and Cars. Once these complete their theatrical and home-video runs, Disney will be bleeding even more.
        • Disney relies on its back catalog for revenue. Watch Disney start bleeding again in 2023 when the Supreme Court invokes three strikes (hinted at in the Eldred opinion) against the Chastity Bono Act and a revamped Mickey Mouse joins the supporting cast in other animation studios' films. (Trademark law potentially bars other studios from casting Mickey in a leading role.)

  • Wait... (Score:5, Funny)

    by still_sick ( 585332 ) on Wednesday September 01, 2004 @05:36PM (#10133376)
    We still hate Disney, right?

    Or do we like them now? Or do we like thier fireworks - but feel immediately compelled to qualify that statement with BUT DISNEY STILL SUCKS...

    I'm so confused.

  • Beer-can mortars anyone? (Score:2, Insightful)

    by Anonymous Coward
    I know Im not the only kid who did this, the best ones were with a propane air mixture and a spark plug to ignite the gas electrically.

    • Re:Beer-can mortars anyone? (Score:5, Funny)

      by YrWrstNtmr ( 564987 ) on Wednesday September 01, 2004 @05:50PM (#10133492)
      Oh yeah. The old-style beer cans were perfect tennis ball size. What's really cool is soaking the tennis ball with lighter fluid first. About 1/2 the time, it comes out on fire.

      When it goes all the way down the street, and rolls under a neighbors car, still on fire...the decision to go get it or run is a tough one.
      (don't ask how I know this)

    • Re:Beer-can mortars anyone? (Score:5, Interesting)

      by RPI Geek ( 640282 ) on Wednesday September 01, 2004 @05:51PM (#10133497) Journal
      My potato guns use a customized ignition like what you're describing. The guns themselves are PVC, and the ignition is a camera flash circuit wired through a car ignition coil, which goes into a spark plug. Hairspray shoots the potatoes a good 150 yards if you wedge them in there enough.

      Slightly more on-topic though, a friend of mine has a real nice compressed air potato gun that has an electronically triggered poppet valve. Despite the fact that his gun cost much more and is so much more complex, mine shoots more rapidly, farther, and louder. They both get a nice cloud of smoke out the barrel after the shot though. His because of the rapid decompression, and mine because of the burning hairspray. Surprisingly, we have mutual respect for each other's designs and we don't really compete with each other so much as help with design and construction problems.

      My next gun will be compressed air, and once I figure it out with PVC, I'm moving on to stainless steel to hopefully get a supersonic potato (or other projectile) gun :-)
      • My next gun will be compressed air, and once I figure it out with PVC, I'm moving on to stainless steel to hopefully get a supersonic potato (or other projectile) gun :-)

        I've been idly investigating this myself. It looks like there are high-pressure solenoid valves [google.com] available that are commonly used in hydraulic systems and Nitrous Oxide applications. They have ratings as high as 4500 PSI. The larger ones can be very expensive, but for a reasonable application such as this one, one might be able to keep the

        • You'll have to take this with a grain of salt... I'm a mechanical engineer, and I studied thermodynamics (read: nozzle calculations among other things), but it's been years since I was involved in that aspect of things (I'm more into mechanical components)

          Now that the qualifier is done... It's going to be hard to get a potato gun supersonic. First, according to the calculations, getting supersonic flow out of compressed air requires a converging/diverging nozzle*. Subsonicly, as the tube diameter decr

          • I'm a mechanical engineering student myself, and I already realize a lot of what you're saying, but keep in mind that the speed of sound changes along with a change in pressure. Thermo/fluids wasn't my strong suit, but I think that it's possible to make it go supersonic by just using enough pressure. Think about this: an explosive supersonic projectile is nothing more than REALLY high pressure gasses (with different properties, but still...)

            Anyways, when I make my steel cannon, I'm going to use somewher
            • "but keep in mind that the speed of sound changes along with a change in pressure"

              That's what I thought, but not according to this... [wikipedia.org]

              You also might not want to shoot actual potatos, unless you're looking to make hash browns at mach 2. Very little structural stability, a potato has. :)

              I know that projectiles can go supersonic, I just am missing how the calculations work for it. Must have to do with the lack of unrestricted flow... If you're still in school, how about asking a prof? All the MEs I

        • Pshaw, you don't need to spend that much.

          If you use a poppet valve and a cheap solenoid valve you can get better results, this is what my friend uses. If you don't know, a poppet valve holds itself shut with the air pressure in the chamber, and when you release the pressure behind it, the larger volume of air in front of it pushes it out of the way, and then rushes into the barrel, projecting the potato out very quickly. The seals around the valve don't need to be very good because it only needs to work

  • What? They use Bluetooth? (Score:3, Interesting)

    by YouHaveSnail ( 202852 ) on Wednesday September 01, 2004 @05:38PM (#10133393)
    Is it really true that they use Bluetooth for shell detonation? I thought the range was limited. And it seems rather expensive compared to fuses. But I guess it's Disney... :-)

  • odd timing on this... (Score:5, Insightful)

    by wintermute1000 ( 731750 ) on Wednesday September 01, 2004 @05:38PM (#10133401)
    I just find it amusing that Disney released all this news about their revolutionary, wonderful new launch system and then proceeded to roll out a new pyrotechnic show at Disneyland that, by all accounts, is disappointing at best compared to the one it replaced. Sure, it may be less polluting, but it's also a lot less fun.

    Sure, there are other factors that caused the switch in shows, but the timing was unfortunate. They basically managed to associate environmentally friendly fireworks with totally boring fireworks, which, by an inspection of their description of the new launch technique, really isn't the case at all.

  • I imagine... (Score:4, Interesting)

    by JoeShmoe950 ( 605274 ) <CrazyNorman@gmail.com> on Wednesday September 01, 2004 @05:38PM (#10133402) Homepage
    I imagine someone in a location where fireworks are legal could rig up a poor mans version using something similar to a Potato Cannon (the pneumatic type).

    • Re:I imagine... (Score:5, Funny)

      by That's Unpossible! ( 722232 ) * on Wednesday September 01, 2004 @05:58PM (#10133537)
      I imagine someone in a location where fireworks are legal could rig up a poor mans version using something similar to a Potato Cannon (the pneumatic type).

      Correct. These are the same people you read about in the Darwin Awards.
    • ...could rig up a poor mans version using something similar to a Potato Cannon

      To be followed immediately by the blind and fingerless mans version.

    • I don't get how you think this all means death. First off, many people launch potato cannons, and unless you look down the barrel, not much is going to hurt you. Added fireworks, its still safer than the same person launching one normally (no fire during liftoff). And as someone pointed out, it wouldn't be incredibly hard to rig it up electronically. Nothing with fire and bang will ever be 100% if you DIY, but its still probably safer than just shooting it off normally...

  • What if.... (Score:3, Funny)

    by Killjoy_NL ( 719667 ) <slashdot@@@remco...palli...nl> on Wednesday September 01, 2004 @05:42PM (#10133429)
    What if I'm allergic to the air that will spread to the residential area ??
  • From the article: The air-launch technology is such a revolutionary step forward that Disney has decided to share it with the pyrotechnics industry as a whole. The Walt Disney Company plans to donate the seven patents produced for the air-launch process to a non-profit group that will license the technology to the rest of the pyrotechnics industry. Cool article, shocking conclusion. Must now re-evaluate opinion of Disney...

  • Fireworks... let me think... (Score:4, Funny)

    by Lac ( 135355 ) on Wednesday September 01, 2004 @05:48PM (#10133473)
    Fireworks shmireworks. I find this Disney merchandise [victoriassecret.com] much more worthy of my undivided attention. Oh well... Priorities, I guess.
  • "Gone are the 'light blue touch paper and retire a safe distance' days.

    You go ahead and stand next to the mortar if you want, but there are plenty of other ways for that round to cook off prematurally, not to mention what'll happen if a compressed air hose (enough to send a hefty shell 200+ feet into the air) bursts. Sure, the accident ratio will probably drop dramatically, but I'll keep my distance just the same.

    Besides, normal ignition techniques will still be around for some time to come, if only beca

  • old news twice over (Score:5, Interesting)

    by mrn121 ( 673604 ) on Wednesday September 01, 2004 @05:58PM (#10133540) Homepage
    When I read this article the first time [slashdot.org], I emailed it to a friend of mine who works in the Pyrotechnics division at Disney World, and he replied saying that he didn't know what prompted them to write that article when they did -- Disney has been using that technology for several years now. Oh well, I guess old news is still news. Maybe it was just a slow news day the first time /. had that article, and an even slower news day this time...
    • Yeah, I remember a talk on this (maybe informal) back at the PGI http://www.pgi.org/ [pgi.org] convention in the mid 90-s. Talk was about including nitrocellulose casings (to reduce ash fallout) and RFID-like fuses in the shells for burst timing and ignition. A cap would be charged and time delays set via the touchless link.

      I just assumed it's been that way for a while, and suprised that this hit as "news".

  • I could of swore a few years ago a friend told me about alternative rocket launching abilities. She lived in some hot desert place in America (Texas maybe..) and said they used compressed air or something similar to launch rockets because black power was too dangerous in the heat.

    Why does it matter if Mickey mouse is now doing it? I was under the impression people at Slashdot were beyond Disney's target audience..
    • Some of us still have our inner child. We're not all old farts. I even have a sense of humor.

      Quit taking life so seriously, you won't survive it.
  • I took my wife and kids to Disneyland in Anaheim to check out the display. I have some video of it that isn't quite ready for web display (or should I say, I'm too busy :-), but suffice it to say it's a different show. They actually had two displays on July 4th, with slightly different timings and effects.

    After seeing the same sort of fireworks for decades, I think it was more interesting than the old fire up and go boom. The most noticeable change is they can do much higher quality synchronized launches. One effect (a little overused) fired off a bunch of streamers in sequence at different angles, and because the flaming bits are not powered after launch, they have a nice regular parabolic trajectory. Nice effect.

    However, they have a great Grand Finale either way. It's also nice to know my $150 worth of tickets went to something donated to the public (patents).
  • I'm thinking there's just something about that combination that sounds so wrong.

  • ...I found the title sadly misleading. No Chapter 11 bankruptcy for Disney. ;_;

    However, that being said... even though Disney is still an evil corporation and amongst the most evil, this is a nice gesture on their part to make the compressed-air technology available to everyone.

    What I'd like to know, however, is why they didn't release it into the public domain? Then again, this is Disney; they abhor the public domain, so it oprobably stands to reason that they wouldn't dare touch that prospect.

    • Re:Like others... (Score:3, Informative)

      by Anonymous Coward
      Then again, this is Disney; they abhor the public domain, so it oprobably stands to reason that they wouldn't dare touch that prospect.

      Not necessarily so. They open-sourced their Panda3D game engine [cmu.edu], used most notably for their game Toontown Online.

      Here's a bit from their FAQ:
      Panda3D was originally developed at the Disney VR Studio. Disney VR used a proprietary IRIX-specific system called DWD (Disney's World Designer) to create several DisneyQuest Virtual Reality Attractions, such as "Aladdin's Magi
    • 1) "Disney goes Boom," not "Disney Goes Bust."

      2) They released the technology to a non-profit organization which makes the information available to all fireworks shows interested. Maybe not the public domain, but pretty close to it.
  • The one thing I did like about black powder is the ability for controlled burns, allowing a much slower ascent for fireworks which light up on the way up. I don't think that's possible with this technique.

  • Some Clarifications - And More Info (Score:5, Informative)

    by mistermund ( 605799 ) on Wednesday September 01, 2004 @06:30PM (#10133783)
    Here's some additional info that the articles don't mention.

    The WDI spokeswoman says "Disney isn't sure when its Central Florida theme parks could install or start testing the new fireworks launch system."
    Actually, the air-launched fireworks are not completely new, but Disneyland is the first time they're using air for the whole (or majority of the) show. The first use was at Epcot down at Walt Disney World for the Illuminations: Reflections of Earth show - where the first "comet" effect that screams over the lagoon is air-launched from on top of one of the pavilion buildings. If you're walking in that area around 15 minutes before the show starts, they rope off the main pathway that passes under the launch area. You do hear a big fwoosh when it goes off. The last time this bit made Slashdot, some comments were debating the gas used - in this case they're compressing plain air.

    The new Wishes fireworks show which has been playing since last Fall at the Magic Kingdom at WDW also planned to use the air launch, but the cost of the installation was too much and traditional fireworks have been used. Unlike WDW where there's a sizable land buffer between residences and the parks, Disneyland has large neighborhoods of people surrounding it, and they exert pressure on the local government to make things more difficult (and expensive) for Disneyland. Wishes also introduces the concept of firing shells from within the park off buildings in Fantasyland, which makes for some spectacular effects if you're watching from back in that area.

    Also related, Disney is working with a top national lab on fireworks that look just like normal pyro, but burn with much less smoke. While some shows use the smoke the fireworks produce for great effect, eliminating it could be nice for others. Another technology that has been slowly introduced is the use of shells that contain a sacrificial computer chip that syncs its timing upon launch and fires an electronic fuse when up in the air to obtain much more precise ignition timing than could be accomplished conventionally.

    Overall, there's some very cool tech going on, but whether Disney chooses to use it all over the place is more of a question of practicality than simply because they have it, so it's good to hear they're donating some of the tech.
  • I was hoping that Disney actually did go boom, and blowed the hell up. After RTFA, I find out its just some nonsense about fireworks and how to make them go higher.

    paux on you, I curse thee, for raising our hopes then dashing them on trivial crap.
    May the fleas from a 1000 camel infest your armpits.

  • adios tink (Score:5, Funny)

    by mmmmmhotpants ( 800341 ) on Wednesday September 01, 2004 @06:37PM (#10133823)
    Now with improved accuracy Tinkerbell becomes a more formidable target.
  • Wouldn't "Swooosh" be more appropriate?

  • There was supposed to be... (Score:3, Funny)

    by Vombatus ( 777631 ) on Wednesday September 01, 2004 @06:57PM (#10133941)
    an earth shattering KABOOM!!

  • Forget the Fireworks (Score:5, Funny)

    by jatic ( 776089 ) on Wednesday September 01, 2004 @07:04PM (#10133987)
    Who cares about the fireworks. Just think how far one of those compressors could launch a potatoe! This also presents an alternative to traditional guns. Forget plastic bullets, now you can kill/knockout your enemys with enviromentally friendly, biodegradable food staples. Where can I get one?

  • "Practically Perfect" (Score:3, Informative)

    by The Fun Guy ( 21791 ) on Wednesday September 01, 2004 @07:13PM (#10134039) Homepage Journal
    This refers, of course, to Mary Poppins, who was "Practically Perfect in Every Way", as anyone who has seen the movie will recall. Those of you with kids and a VCR, who have seen the damn movie at least 400 fricken times already and never want to see another dancing penguin for the rest of your fricken lives, will no doubt catch the reference right away.

    And no, you can't watch "Hercules" either. Go read a book, for cryin' out loud.

  • Well (Score:3, Funny)

    by cubicledrone ( 681598 ) on Wednesday September 01, 2004 @08:15PM (#10134486)
    At least they're doing something. After firing 250 animators, literally and arrogantly destroying their entire (irreplaceable) animation department (after some 80 years) claiming "2D animation is dead," (despite the fact there are over 400 animation studios in Japan) canceling a multi-billion dollar deal with Pixar and then, with a straight face, claiming "we can't make money on Monday Night Football," I suppose replacing the fireworks show tubes is quite an accomplishment for a $46 billion company.
  • This beats my tennis-ball-cannon by a longshot. It doesn't use black powder either but I don't get that height. I guess I will have to switch from lighter fluid to compressed air and see what that does for the height.
  • But this is kind of like going to a concert where everyone is waving glow sticks around. Without the anticipation of some long haired dudes hair catching on fire it's just not the same.

    Shooting them up with compressed air just sort of takes away from the whole 'rockets red glare' that makes them fun.

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