Sunspot Grows to 20 Times Size of Earth 117
TheHedgehog writes "A sunspot group aimed squarely at Earth has grown to 20 times the size of our planet and has the potential to unleash a major solar storm. 'The implications of this spot have scientists on the edge of their seats,' NASA said in a statement Friday. 'If the active region generates coronal mass ejections (CMEs), massive explosions with a potential force of a billion megaton bombs, it will be a fairly direct hit to Earth and its satellites and power grids.'"
Sun hits puberty. (Score:5, Funny)
Allright, everyone, to the escape pods! (Score:1)
Ringworld (Score:3, Funny)
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How long until The End of the World? (Score:4, Funny)
Bigger than last oct? (Score:1)
Updated Space Weather information (Score:5, Informative)
Remember, you can always get up to date information from NOAA's space weather site, [noaa.gov] including the page that has updated X-Ray images of the sun, auroral maps, and measurements of the magnetic field [noaa.gov] among other things.
I knew... (Score:1, Funny)
National Geographic sun issue (Score:5, Informative)
It was a fascinating read in the print magazine. I'm not 100% sure that the online article is 100% of the printed article.
Did you know that the radiation that eventually becomes visible light takes 100,000 years to escape from the center of the sun to the corona, due to how dense matter is packed in the middle?
From there it's only 8 minutes to earth.
The corona of the sun itself is hundreds of times hotter than the surface of the sun.
National Geographic sun article [nationalgeographic.com]
Panic over, come out of your tinfoil shelters (Score:5, Informative)
Next headline: (Score:2)
Re:Panic over, come out of your tinfoil shelters (Score:2, Funny)
- Peter
Over-excited reports (Score:3, Interesting)
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There's a passage in the book "Red Mars" that describes the effects of a solar storm on astronauts who are way beyond the Earth's protective magnetosphere. Basically they have to hide in a shielded area of the space ship until the storm passes. This book is pretty good with scientific a
Go for it ! (Score:4, Interesting)
This was Friday.... (Score:3, Insightful)
Judging by the latest SOHO images [nasa.gov], it looks like the sun spots [nasa.gov] are already past us... But IANAA (I am not an astronomer).
SOHO is gone! (Score:2)
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That's a whole 'nother story.
Re:SOHO is gone! (Score:1)
Humor, however is lost on the vast majority of the
It's the Americans (Score:4, Funny)
Re:It's the Americans (Score:2)
I don't doubt it, but it's not the Republican's fault. It's a side-effect of the steep rise in pathetic attempts at humorous political discourse. So it's only mostly the Republican's fault!
Nothing personal, Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh -- if the solar system can only have one flaming ball of hot gases, I thi
solar zit (Score:5, Interesting)
And when it swooped down to attack, I could see that I was right...
I Saw This One Last Week... (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:I Saw This One Last Week... (Score:2)
Good for joeslugg.
Beachgoers (Score:2)
And will it mean one ethnic group will survive the onslaught, and another won't?
Worst case scenario??? (Score:2)
Re:Worst case scenario??? (Score:3, Informative)
The many uses of a floppy (Score:1)
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Why don't you go post "In Soviet Russia, mass coronas eject YOU!"
Will that wipe your tears away?
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So, I'll ask again: "Why would I respond to your joke with over used out dated slang expressions? What could I possibly be saying about your post?"
When ya finally work this out, you'll earn fewer redundant mods. Heh.
Re:I, for one... (Score:2)
I don't think I've ever seen a grown man cry over such a small matter as this. You are a grown man, aren't you?
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A baby-step closer! C'mon.. you can work it out!
"I don't think I've ever seen a grown man cry over such a small matter as this. You are a grown man, aren't you?"
This is a verbal beating? Heh. "You're crying! Take that!" Like a poor marksman, you keep... missssssing... the... target.
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I already have worked it out, you're crying because I used your favorite joke.
This is a verbal beating? Heh. "You're crying! Take that!" Like a poor marksman, you keep... missssssing... the... target.
What a resounding counter-attack! How will I ever gain the upper-hand against someone who declares that I'm completely missing the target. It's a bullet-proof plan for Slashdot thread dominance!
Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
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Wrong!
Oh, I'm pretty sure I'm right.
"How will I ever gain the upper-hand against someone who declares that I'm completely missing the target."
You could start by not missing the target and figure out what really caused me to respond!
Oh my god, that was your best comeback ever.
"Truly, you have a dizzying intellect."
I think that says more about you than it does me.
I wonder how many people are snickering at your reply t
Re:I, for one... (Score:2)
Too bad you're not. Need more hints?
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YHBBT. YHBL. HAND.
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Another classic zinger: "Too bad you're not."
Since we're going to banter at that level, here's one that should warp your brain:
"Too bad I am!"
Re:I, for one... (Score:1)
Nice try. You still haven't answered my question. Dodge dodge dodge, spin spin SPIN! Heh.
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Nice try. Dodge dodge dodge, spin spin spin! Chicken.
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So is chicken now the best insult you could think of? Oh, that's right, "radical" and "fresh" are scorching sarcasms to you. Do you have any more like that?
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Is this a new form of the Chewbacca Defense?
You really should hook up with that one Anonymous Coward who used the term "manham." I have no doubt you could actually offend someone under their tutelage.
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Oh, for a double-helping of mod points! (Score:2)
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I wouldn't say you should go get a degree in funny, because obviously you could never earn a living at it, but it wouldn't hurt you
Re:Oh, for a double-helping of mod points! (Score:2)
Stick around, I generate these kinds of threads all the time.
Re:I, for one... (Score:2)
You'd have a point if your 'joke' wasn't sitting at 0, Redundant right now. Heh.
" however, given that your display of bantering skills "
Ah yes, a critique of my bantering skills followed by "you should go get a funny degree"... Heheh. Take that, Bob Saget!
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By the way, do you get points for adding "Heh" to everything, even when you didn't say anything funny? I know there's no small number of people in the world too stupid to see past that, but you seem addicted to the tactic. Does it really work that well? Let me try it just once. I haven't done this before, so forgive me if this doesn't sound perfect, but I'm going to attempt to apply your technique
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Don't kid yourself man, your post was modded down because it's a horribly overused stale joke. Heh. I admire your passion over this joke.
Funny really, you're still squirming. "You said heh! You're gay! Uh... I'm running out of stuff.. oh wait, you called me Bob Saget! Maybe I can find something that'll piss him off so I can tie the score!!!!"
P.s. you missed the point of my Bob Saget comment
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Nar, it's the Russians trying to change the weather.
Re:I, for one... (Score:2)
Come up with something original and offensive, I beg you. This thread would be so much more interesting if you could just come up with something worth reading. I'm literally getting bored out of my skull. Or is that your big plan? To bore me into submission?
I think it's work
Re:I, for one... (Score:2)
Heh, you first. I'm still waiting for my verbal beating here. The closest you got was "You need to get a funny degree."
"Or is that your big plan? To bore me into submission?"
Keep squirmin, bitch!
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First ya dug the hole... then you fell into it. Dumb ass, heh.
"he only thing bruised on me are my fingers from typing out so many slams on you."
Those were slams?! "your dumb self" is a slam? "get a funny degree" is a slam? Heh. You actually bruised your fingers typing those clever rebuttals? How mad did I make you to type so hard?
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Oh, I see...you got mad that you lost out on the "leader" joke, so you start copying my "dumbass" quip. How sour can you be?
Besides, it was clearly your hole, I just called it.
Those were slams?! "your dumb self" is a slam? "get a funny degree" is a slam? Heh. You actually bruised your fingers typing those clever rebuttals? How mad did I make you to type so hard?
One of many, and far, far more original and funny than anything you've posted.
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Not sour, amused. You could actually have scored a point on that one, except it was a self destructive insult. Heh. BTW, you don't own 'dumb ass', dumb ass.
"One of many, and far, far more original and funny than anything you've posted."
So? I have made no boast about superior originality. I never promised you a verbal beating. You're the one that overpromised and underdeli
Re:I, for one... (Score:2)
There's a reason you haven't claimed superior originality: it's something you're incapable of. Your only real demonstrated talent is pretending to win flamewars you clearly lost a long time ago. You're very good at that.
Re:I, for one... (Score:1)
If I were only pretending, you wouldn't be the one in the defensive position throwing whatever you call an insult back at me at every step. Think about that and how you look.
Re:I, for one... (Score:2)
What do you call an insult? How about an example? Without anything to compare my insults to, I look like the guy who just ran you down.
What will it be this time? Some real action, or just another declaration of victory?
Just a wild guess: another declaration of victory.
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What a coward. Go back to playing with the children, you clearly can't hack it with the big boys. ROFL
Dumbass.
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You have nothing LOL...totally incapable of doing anything but repeating, declaring...boring LOL
Have you got any game at all? No? No? Hehe, I didn't think so, biatch.
Re:I, for one... (Score:2)
I musta really stung you to want a round 2 so bad. Pity you're not a good enough sport about losing.
Re:I, for one... (Score:2)
Oh no! Here come more of your scathing insights! I'm getting pretty broken up over all this! You've really stung me!
ROFLMFAO
Oh my god, you are a complete retard if you think I feel anything but sheer joy over knocking around a complete asshole easily, freely wi
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That's it!? Yeah, yeah? My god, I am in AGONY you just ripped me up so bad with that!
You, my friend, are clearly a master flamewar tactician. I am imminently doomed. ROFL
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I am being square with you on this: I've had nothing but a great time today with this. You bend right over and just keep taking it. Your own ridiculous repetitions are more than enough fodder to work with. It's been good fun, albeit a little easy.
Well, just a m
Re:I, for one... (Score:2)
Heh. If that were really the case, don't you think I'd be, at minimum, just a teeny bit hostile towards you?
"I am being square with you on this: I've had nothing but a great time today with this. "
Liar. Every time I repeat something, you try to get worse with the insults. It is maddening to you that I just won't take the bait.
You're not fooling anyone man.
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Hmm!
Liar.
No, that's not hostile. ROFL
Just admit it, you're mad as a hornet and far too stupid to properly defend yourself here.
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Very forcefully, yes. You're not fooling anybody, man. Heh. You're not calling me names because I'm 'taking it', you're calling me names trying to get an angered response. Sorry, bud. You lost any credit you had right in the beginnning.
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I never said you said that.
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Remember this?
you're calling me names trying to get an angered response
You said I was trying to get a response from you, so I said:
I never said I wasn't trying to get a response from you
Brain on, dumbass. ROFL
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Heh. Not bitter, not bad timing. So what's the matter, afraid to guess? Afraid to admit that you're wrong?
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