Wild 2 Comet Analyzed 115
Mz6 writes "Back in January Slashdot reported about the Stardust probe and its capture of particles from the tail of Wild 2 (pronounced 'Vilt 2'). You might also remember about how it snapped 72 images of the comet and sent them back to JPL. Well, after a detailed analysis of the comet Wild 2 and building upon preliminary analysis in March, it has left astronomers at JPL astounded at an object that has no known peers in the solar system. The comet has towering protrusions and steep-walled craters that seem to defy gravity, more than a dozen jets of material shoot out from its insides, dust swirls around the comet in unexpectedly dense pockets, and boasts 2 large 'footprints', aptly named Left and Right."
Links (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Links (Score:1, Funny)
So you can means that nobody tell others RTFA? What day in slashdot history!
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Chock full! (Score:1)
And of course alloy refers to the same subset of materials that thing refers to.
If we can expect Star Trek to teach us anything this is one of the <laugh>Prime Directives</laugh> that must be true.
Creativity? (Score:2, Funny)
Towers? Jets? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Towers? Jets? (Score:2, Funny)
I wonder if it's just a coincidence as this is how my morning started:
"You wake up. The room is spinning very gently round your head. Or at least it would be if you could see it which you can't..."
Re:Towers? Jets? (Score:1)
Re:Towers? Jets? (Score:1)
Hm, seems to me that this is your interstellar traveller: King Ghidora [internationalhero.co.uk]. He is also known as "The God from Space", "The Strongest Foe", "The God of Mass Extinction", "The Great Devil That Comes From the Sky", "The Thousand Year Dragon King" and "Guardian God of the Heavens" in his various incarnations, both good and evil.
December 20th is his fortieth birthday, and Toho isn't throwing him a party. (Well, they did in 2001, but he wants another one.) So he has been showing off, with close asteroid flybys, f
Couldn't resist (Score:1, Funny)
Wow (Score:3, Funny)
The features have been named Left Foot and Right Foot in a new map of the comet, which is roughly 3 miles (5 kilometers) wide.
That's one big map!
Re:Wow (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Wow (Score:1, Flamebait)
The comma follows the word "comet." It is traditional to assume that a phrase, which follows a comma, refers to the word immediately preceding the comma. Hence the author means that the comet is 3 miles wide - which is true. The editor did not consider this ambiguous, as anyone with a basic understanding of English grammar should follow the author's intent. Perhaps the moderators have marked this as funny because they think you are being ironic. That or they believe your ignorance
Re:Wow (Score:3, Funny)
The comma follows "...new map of the comet". So, mister smarty pants, how would you phrase a similar sentence that actually was refering the the size of the map?
Please note that I had the choice to post this or mod you into oblivion.
errr... by not using a comma (Score:2, Informative)
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Me, too. They could have said "a new map of the 3-mile-wide comet" instead.
And I'm 46 years old. How about you?
Gravity defying craters? (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Gravity defying craters? (Score:5, Informative)
Jump into orbit? (Score:5, Informative)
Now, you *could* "run into orbit", assuming you can get the traction to do so, on a perfectly smooth low gravity atmosphere-less body - you run up to orbital velocity, then curl your body up, and you'll orbit at the altitude of your center of mass. But, if you were to have any significant "jumping" component, you'll likely make yourself intersect the body you're trying to orbit.
Also, you could jump up and throw a rock and enter orbit that way. However, in the case that you're dealing with a uniform graviational field around a perfect sphere, and the rock that you throw has the same mass as you, you'll hit it on the other side
Re:Jump into orbit? (Score:2)
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Re:Jump into orbit? (Score:3, Insightful)
His usage of orbit is ambiguous anyway. You could feasibly "jump" into orbit around the sun.
Re:Jump into orbit? (Score:1)
Re:Jump into orbit? (Score:2)
Of course, the Merriam-Webster dictionary's first definition of orbit is "the bony socket of the eye", so what do I know?
Think (Score:1)
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Steep-walled craters that seem to defy gravity? (Score:3, Insightful)
Gravity? (Score:5, Funny)
Really? On an object flying in space? Whodathunkit?
Re:Gravity? (Score:5, Insightful)
What's it made of? (Score:5, Interesting)
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That would require there to be life on Mars (or the comets), though, wouldn't it? (Which, of course, there might be, I'm not saying there isn't.... *backs away from the angry "Life on Mars" supporters*)
Re:What's it made of? (Score:1, Informative)
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http://www.space.com/searc hforlife/aliens_all_0010 27-1.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panspermia
http://www.ucmp.berkeley.edu/archaea/archaea.htm l
http://www.bartleby.com/65/ar/Archaea.html
htt p://co.essortment.com/archaebacteriae_rmkr.htm
http://waynesword.palomar.edu/ploct97.htm
http://cas.bellarmine.edu/tietjen/Evolution/Time
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http://www. ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?hold ing=npg&cmd
Re:What's it made of? (Score:2, Informative)
And the number 2? (Score:4, Funny)
And the 2, how do I pronounce that? Just asking...
Re:And the number 2? (Score:5, Informative)
Re:And the number 2? (Score:2, Informative)
or even "tsvai"?
Pedantically yours...
Re:And the number 2? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:And the number 2? (Score:2)
Is it really so absurd? Anyone else remember "Netscape" (pronounced "Mozilla")?
Or Prince's symbol-thingy?
Re:And the number 2? (Score:1)
Fun stuff.
Re:And the number 2? (Score:2)
All this overcorrectness could possibly give rise to errors, such as a member of the general public thinking there are two comets, after hearing about "Viltzwei" on the radio and reading about "Wild 2" in the papers.
Re:And the number 2? (Score:1)
Re:And the number 2? (Score:1)
Do you have any idea how many words you just used which did not originate in England? Please rewrite them, using their original alphabets. Oh, and shouldn't the rest be in Middle English?
While you're at it, what is the proper way to pronounce "I live in Beijing, the capitol of China, and today ate Peking duck"
Re:And the number 2? (Score:2)
But while your nose-in-the-air approach proves your intellectual superiority over them, it is also snobbish and counterproductive to the dissemination of scientific knowledge to the masses.
Re:And the number 2? (Score:1)
Any profit from them... (Score:1)
Re:Any profit from them... (Score:2)
Well, I *HAD* until you brought them up again!
GTRacer
- gooey center
Wow! (Score:4, Funny)
--I no longer spellcheck - it cost me 5 points.
Even Funnier (Score:5, Funny)
Well, this is made even funnier by the idea that Armageddon was a movie about a meteor, not a comet. Carry on.
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Re:Even Funnier (Score:2)
How many Library of Congress is that?
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Thank you for restoring my paradigm.
Re:Wow! (Score:1)
I'm much more interested in the analysis ... (Score:5, Funny)
Much hotter then other space bodies, that much is known.
Re:I'm much more interested in the analysis ... (Score:1, Funny)
It has two gravity-defying protusions named Left and Right.
Defying gravity... (Score:1)
A comet would have practically zero gravity
Re:Defying gravity... (Score:2)
Where NOT to be in January 2006 (Score:1, Flamebait)
Or anywhere near that part of the country, nobody knows what is in this capsule.
As much as we know it can contain some strange alien material that may have an 'explosive' reaction to our atmosphere. Or better yet, life in the form of bacteria or a virus.
Yes, I've watched WAY TO MUCH of the Outer Limits and Twilight Zone!
Actually... (Score:2)
Andromeda Strain... (Score:2)
What would be really neat is... (Score:1)
Like when Reed and Mayweather [startrek.com] did...
Just be sure you get back to the ship before the comet's orbit changes causing ....Umm...nevermind..wrong reality..
crappy JPL videos (Score:1)
Craters and spires (Score:3, Interesting)
The pictures are quite amazing. It is very puzzling why so small an icy body can have flattened crater floors. It does not take much gravity to
allow warmed ice to viscuoously relax apparently.
When I look at the images of those amazing spires
on the comet limb. I can't help but think about
the descriptions of Comet Haley's surface in
Arthur C. Clarke's 2061. That guy has spooky prescience.
er... (Score:1)
modern science (Score:3, Funny)
"Only two other comets have been seen up close, but both appeared fairly smooth and were nowhere near so heavily cratered."
Well with such a HUGE sample pool, I can see how they're able to make such firm analysis of this meteor! I mean, really - both the others they've seen up close didn't look at this one, so clearly this one is completely unique in the solar system!
Sigh.
Any 3D models... (Score:1)
Nope... (Score:1, Funny)
All of us geeks are trying to generate good images/movies of 43D models for Pr0n sites....
Re:Nope... (Score:2)
Isn't every object in the solar system unique (Score:1)
Re:Isn't every object in the solar system unique (Score:1)
"Vilt 2" (Score:1)
Film Festival Time! (Score:3, Interesting)
Time to start "Andromeda Strain" midnight showings in local theaters!
(Give me back my Sterno, you crybaby!)
Re:crap science (Score:4, Informative)
"In 1974 it had a close encounter with Jupiter and was thrown onto a new orbit that brings it closer to the Sun. A comet loses material when it approaches the Sun, as solar radiation causes ice from its surface to "sublimate" into space, carring dust and larger particles with it. The process creates a cloud of material that reflects sunlight and creates the familiar head of a comet (scientists call it a coma) and sometimes a tail."
Re:crap science (Score:2)
But if you do RTFAs, you learn that Wild 2 had a recent close encounter with Jupiter that substantially changed its orbit, so it's likely that it has received substantially more solar heating in recent decades.
Re:crap science (Score:3, Informative)
Firstly, it's not a planet, it's a comet.
Secondly, as the article says, "In 1974 it had a close encounter with Jupiter and was thrown onto a new orbit that brings it closer to the Sun. A comet loses material when it approaches the Sun"
Thirdly, if it had been a constant rate, it would have been 93210 miles, no
Re:crap science (Score:3, Informative)
I guess it's too much to expect people here to have actually _read_ the article before they start claiming that the authors are idiots?
"Comet Wild 2 probably gathered itself together 4.5 billion years ago, just after the Sun was born, in a region beyond Neptune known as the Kuiper Belt. _In 1974 it had a clos
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