Reanimated Lobsters? 104
SYFer writes "Trufresh, a Connecticut-based frozen food company claims that lobsters frozen with its special freezing process sometimes come back to life when thawed.
If these claims prove true, will the dubiously regarded field of "cryonics" finally get some respect?" If people were more like lobsters, maybe. The company's success rate at reviving lobsters after short-term freezing (at -40 degrees) is 12 out of 200.
Don't forget... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Don't forget... (Score:2)
Ice Fishing (Score:4, Interesting)
Re: Ice Fishing (Score:5, Funny)
> My comment can be read two different ways. The fish died because we killed them. I have no idea how long they would survive if we left them alone.
Kill them once, shame on you; kill them twice, shame on them.
Re: Ice Fishing (Score:5, Funny)
I think a certain bowl of Petunias would disagree with you on this one...
Re: Ice Fishing (Score:2)
Re: Ice Fishing (Score:3, Interesting)
> I used to go ice fishing as a kid. We'd just throw the fish on the snow. They'd freeze solid. At home we'd toss them in water and they all came back do life, only to die minutes later. Clearly the article is about something quite different, but I'm not stunned.
A few years ago there was a news story about a kid who got lost in a blizzard. When they found her(?) she was "stiff as cordwood" and had a heart rate of 4 beats/minute. But they thawed her out OK.
Re: Ice Fishing (Score:1)
Re: Ice Fishing (Score:3, Funny)
Yeah, but how did she taste?
Re: Ice Fishing (Score:2)
Re:Ice Fishing (Score:4, Funny)
I need 200 volunteers. Only 12 or so of you will make it through this experiment but it is a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
Selective breeding (Score:3, Interesting)
Of course, that presumes the ones that survive can still breed, or that usable reproductive material is extracted before freezing.
Re:Selective breeding (Score:5, Insightful)
I don't know enough about lobsters to know whether there is a plausible genetic component. I do know that certain types of deep sea fish have proteins that bind to ice particles in their blood, thereby allowing them to live happily in very, very cold water. The proteins are called antifreeze proteins. A quick search on PubMed turned up no mention of whether or not they exist in lobsters, but they do seem to exist in bacteria and plants as well as the arctic fish I was originally thinking of.
Re:Selective breeding (Score:3, Funny)
My hypothesis would be a genetic component there, which the antifreeze protein you are suggesting would fit with.
Re:Selective breeding (Score:2, Funny)
Not that big of a deal... (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Not that big of a deal... (Score:2)
Re:Not that big of a deal... (Score:4, Interesting)
I briefly thought about trying to get a job on a crabber, but promptly realized that I wasn't cut out for that sort of work & stuck to the shitty processing job.
A Wonderful Innovation for the Culinary Industry (Score:1)
Re:A Wonderful Innovation for the Culinary Industr (Score:5, Funny)
But if you kill your customer, who will pay for your delicious lobster dinnner?
(Comment is particularly disconcerting coming from a user named "Meneudo"...)
Re:A Wonderful Innovation for the Culinary Industr (Score:1)
Re:A Wonderful Innovation for the Culinary Industr (Score:2)
The fact that they don't tend to live very long after being unfrozen indicates that they're not nearly "as good as fresh".
Hmmm... (Score:3, Interesting)
On the other hand, I seem to recall watching a PBS "Nature" show which included a bit about a species frog (or toad?) that survived the frozen winter through some sort of hibernation, and I have to wonder if that's similar to what is going on with these lobsters.
In the mean time, I'm going to stay away from the lobster ice cream.
~UP
Poor lobsters (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Poor lobsters (Score:1)
Don't be so certain (Score:3, Insightful)
As you said, we're cruel enough to the tasty critters already. What's one more freezing going to do?
Re:Don't be so certain (Score:1)
Re:Don't be so certain (Score:2)
>If it isn't necessary to do the freeze/thaw/boil routine, and who hasn't seen live lobsters at their grocery store, then why?
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Of course, you are assuming that it is less cruel to live transport them than to freeze/thaw them. Transporting animals is also extremely stressful and it could very possibly be more humane to freeze/thaw them with them feeling nothing in between than roughly transporting them all the way.
Re:Poor lobsters (Score:1)
Hot molten butter (Score:2)
Re:Hot molten butter (Score:1)
Re:Hot molten butter (Score:2)
Re:Poor lobsters (Score:2)
Go Go Godilla!
Flash Freezing... (Score:5, Informative)
Problem is, ice crystals form in the soft tissue...in humans, ice crystals form inside of the brain tissue and cause brain damage. This is the problem with cryogenics...
If we fix the ice crystal problem, we still can't fix the damaged tissue in those folks that have frozen their bodies/heads/etc before...
This is why it's pretty dumb to pay to be frozen until we can reverse the process and revive a person...
Re:Flash Freezing... (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Flash Freezing... (Score:3, Insightful)
To be honest, these people will probably end up being burried or cremated(sp?) like the rest of us in a few decades anyhow...there's no real reason the belive that these companies won't eventually enter bankruptcy like most every other company out there...
Sure (Score:5, Insightful)
Yep. It's pretty dumb to imagine they they'll be able to do things in the future that we don't know how to do already.
Re:Sure (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Sure (Score:2)
Re:Sure (Score:2)
Increase the chances to what level? Nobody knows. Just up as high as we know how. If we knew a way to increase the chances even more (that wasn't prohibitively expensive), we'd do that, because nobody knows what the threshold for success will be.
Re:Sure (Score:2, Funny)
Not that i disagree with your post, but i couldn't help picture you as a lobster exhorting a bunch of others :-)
So? People gamble on longer odds (Score:5, Interesting)
The real problem I am afraid isn't tech. It is why. Why should we want to unfreeze these people in a hundred years? It is not like we are running out of people.
Re:So? People gamble on longer odds (Score:2)
The real problem I am afraid isn't tech. It is why. Why should we want to unfreeze these people in a hundred years?
Um, "we"? Why do you have any say in the matter? These people engaged in a contractual agreement with another party that promised to revive them. Why should that party not be required to hold up their end of the deal?
Re:So? People gamble on longer odds (Score:2)
I know, I know; their trustee still could.
Re:So? People gamble on longer odds (Score:2)
Yeah, that'll happen.
Re:Flash Freezing... (Score:1)
Hell, why not just bank on them being able to give you a complete brain transplant when they thaw you.
Any lost memories and personality effects will of course be replaced by returning in time to the moment before you died and taking a complete brain wave scan and then writing them to the new brain.
Seriously the thought of having a slushy that used to be my brain 'repaired' strikes me as less than useful, even if it will ever be possible.
Re:Flash Freezing... (Score:2)
Agreed. Ted Williams' son just died recently [signonsandiego.com] and it's not clear whether he's also going to have his body at ALCOR. I believe there were a lot of issues like he never really paid the full bill for his dad's cryonics, and they possibly separated the head. I didn't know that Ted Wms' son had leukemia. Maybe he was banking on a cure for that or even using his dad's tissue to help with that.
Re:Flash Freezing... (Score:2)
Yeah, because if we don't invent the technology to fix that, then they'll be really screwed.
---Lane
I can imagine the next spam mail I get... (Score:5, Funny)
-Adam
reanimation odds? (Score:2, Interesting)
Stack the deck (Score:2)
Then at one, and maybe two of you will be reanimated! If you're lucky enough for two, you get a free slave out of the deal. Its a win-win more situation!
Re:Stack the deck (Score:1)
i presume the slave is the second one to thaw out.
Offtopic, but what the heck (Score:2)
by Lewis Caroll
Tis the voice of the Lobster: I heard him declare
"You have baked me too brown, I must sugar my hair."
As a duck with its eyelids, so he with his nose
Trims his belt and buttons, and turns out his toes.
When the sands are all dry, he is gay as a lark
And will talk in contemptuous tones of the Shark:
But, when the tide rises and sharks are around,
His voice has a timid and tremulous sound.
I passed by his garden, and marked with one eye,
How the Owl and Panther we
12 out of 200!!? (Score:2)
Why, that's almost 6 percent!
-40 degrees (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:-40 degrees (Score:2)
Re:-40 degrees (Score:2)
Unless the atoms making up a material are so cold that they're vibrating negatively, like moving backwards in time or something. Yeah, that would probably do it...
(Runs off to invent time machine powered by crystals of solid helium at subzero Kelvin temperatures)
Re:-40 degrees (Score:3, Funny)
[typing in blurb]Lobsters frozen down to as cold as -40
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[Groan and exclaim, outloud to self, 'I can be such a f*cking idiot sometimes]
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reanimated when thawed.
[Giggles a bit thinking of what happens to the fool w
Re:-40 degrees (Score:1)
Well, *many* people submitted this story, and I look back with nostalgic regret as I recall yours, the best headline, the one I probably should have used. But I liked this version of the story best
50,000 Lobster fans can't be wrong, or something.
timothy
Re:-40 degrees (Score:1)
Im a facetious SOB.
You don't owe me any explaination why you chose someone else's submission.
Don't get me wrong, I'd surely rather have my ego stroked, but it's not big enough to need soothing. Yet.
Now certain other editors, named after archangels, that reject my submissions, while selecting _crap_ stories, on a slow day- simultaneous to one of your comments magically modded down from + to -2 flamebait, should worry... ;) j/k, I swear...
PS Congrats on the marriage.
Re:-40 degrees (Score:5, Funny)
Re:BUT... (Score:2)
Re:BUT... (Score:1)
What's a joke?
Re:BUT... (Score:2)
It was a joke. And even so, I said "-40 Kelvins", and never said anything about degrees. You assumed I was an idiot and inserted the word "degrees" in your head.
No need to assume or insert anything. The Kelvin is the SI unit of temperature. [nist.gov] It is perfectly correct to say that the temperature outside is 300 Kelvin, without throwing in the redundant word "degrees".
Re:BUT... (Score:2)
Re:-40 degrees (Score:2)
[shivers in the middle of a heated apartment]
We use to do this with goldfish... (Score:4, Interesting)
I hear we missed out on the real fun however. Guess lighting charcoal was where the real action was. Picking up shattered goldfish bits got old fast....
Re:We use to do this with goldfish... (Score:3, Funny)
"Arthur prodded the mattress nervously and then sat on it himself: in fact he had very little to be nervous about, because all mattresses grown in the swamps of Squornshellous Zeta are very thoroughly killed and dried before being put to service. Very few have ever come to life again."
Re:We use to do this with goldfish... (Score:2, Funny)
Not so breaking news.... (Score:5, Interesting)
Same thing happens with alpine Wetas (Native NZ crickets). In heavy frosts they freeze solid overnight and thaw out the next day. Research shows they have an antifreeze in their blood which helps to prevent ice xtals forming.
Re:I, for one..... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I, for one..... (Score:1)
I'm just an unfrozen cave lobster... (Score:2)
Re:i think this is funny.. (Score:2)
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/91/91gcaveman.phtm
3 out of 50? (Score:2)
frogs, glucose, and cell lining (Score:3, Informative)
Freezing things (Score:1, Interesting)
Hooray for Zoidberg! (Score:2)
Re:Hooray for Zoidberg! (Score:2)
I think the line would like this: (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Hooray for Zoidberg! (Score:2)
Will no one pick up Futurama? *sniff*
Oh, and how is the Season 3 DVD set?
Re:Hooray for Zoidberg! (Score:1)
I don't want to burn through it too quick though, so I'm going to wait on the other 3 discs.
OnTopic: oddly enough, that DIDN'T occur to me, even though I started reading this thread while taking a break from watching S3D1.
Cruel and Unusual Punishment? (Score:1)
Success rate (Score:2)
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Great News for Employers (Score:4, Funny)
When it turns out you have too many employees, just send a couple of them into the freezers under some pretext, and thaw them out when things get busy again.
Demolition lobster (Score:2)
The foolish humans of the future will not know what hit them!