Mice In Space 221
benmcgruer writes "Space.com is reporting on the Mars Gravity Biosatellite Program. This international, student-lead, project aims to explores the topical issue of biological response to low gravity, specifically the 0.38-g found on Mars, by building and launching their own satellite, complete with 15 mice. NASA, Fark.com and Universe Today also have coverage."
Remember, folks (Score:5, Funny)
Be nice to your lab rats.
Re:Remember, folks (Score:2)
Be nice to your lab rats.
Eh? WHY? They're RATS, not MICE.
On the other hand, be nice to any Lab *Mice* you might have the honor of associating with.
On the Gripping Hand (anyone remember that one?) my first thought was "Lab [akc.org] x Rat ? What traits were they trying to achieve with *that* selective crossbreeding?"
Re:Remember, folks (Score:5, Funny)
I for one welcome our new non-Douglas Adams reading moderators...
Re:Remember, folks (Score:2)
Re:Remember, folks (Score:4, Funny)
All Hail the Obligatory NASA measurement cross-standards reference.
Re:Remember, folks (Score:2)
In common use, when "we" (the non-scientific unwashed masses) talk of kilograms (or pounds) , we're talking about "at what value does your weight register when you're weighed on planet earth".(ie we mean "weight" not "mass")
If you took said person and placed him/her/it on an identical set of scales on Planet Mars, they would register as I described.
Unfortunately, at least in english, we talk about "weighing kilograms" (or, pounds / whatever) e
You're not kidding! (Score:2, Funny)
Especially when the skinny one answers to the name of Pinky and the fat one answers to the name Brain...
Sorry (Score:1)
Instead... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Instead... (Score:5, Funny)
With or without a spaceship around him?
Re:Instead... (Score:2)
Rats? (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Instead... (Score:2)
Re:Instead... (Score:2)
Re:Instead... (Score:2)
Launching him *into the sun* might be a nice way to reward him for his tireless work, tho
SB
ObHHGTTG (Score:1)
Mice: Beware of their transdimensional existence (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Mice: Beware of their transdimensional existenc (Score:2)
Re:Mice: Beware of their transdimensional existenc (Score:2)
One question. (Score:1)
Re:One question. (Score:2, Interesting)
OR..... (Score:2)
So Be nice to your Mice. Because when the time comes to Welcome our new Super-Rodent Overlords, I for one, will be ready...
15? (Score:1)
This could be pretty interesting, it should function as the first real step towards a manned mission to Mars, rather than just blowing hot air about the subject. We have to start somewhere.
Makes me wonder (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Makes me wonder (Score:5, Funny)
The moon is made of cheese!
Re:Makes me wonder (Score:2)
Maybe they know that it all comes down to 42 in the end...
Re:Makes me wonder (Score:2)
Perhaps NOTHING.
The abstruse reference you're struggling to establish here is rats, despite the various cries by many and sundry environmentalists along the lines of
Re:Makes me wonder (Score:2)
Re:Makes me wonder (Score:2, Funny)
Now, when the dolphins leave, then we know we're in trouble. :-)
Simpsons stuff... (Score:4, Funny)
Soon we'll know if mice can be trained to sort tiny screws...
Ok... lets move on!
Re:Simpsons stuff... (Score:2)
I knew this would happen.
Re:Simpsons stuff... (Score:2, Funny)
Animaniacs stuff... (Score:2)
"Same thing we do every night, Pinky...try to take over the world!"
Pigs (Score:1)
This is hardly groundbreaking (Score:5, Funny)
Re:This is hardly groundbreaking (Score:2)
Fark != News (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Fark != News (Score:2)
Re:Fark != News (Score:2)
You may be on Fark (Score:2)
Re:Fark != News (Score:2)
And furthermore, I have seen dozens of stories pop up on Fark and then hours or even days later show up on Slashdot. And sorry, OSDN Personals are not as much fun as B**BIES!!
Logitech or Microsoft? (Score:5, Funny)
Oh. Those mice. Nevermind.
Re:Logitech or Microsoft? (Score:3, Funny)
Glowing Mice on Mars? (Score:1)
Hrrr. (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Hrrr. (Score:2)
Bone loss isn't the only major health issue that results from lower gravity, it's just the most obvious one. The other major issue is loss of immune system function. Extended exposure to zero gravity leaves you with an immune system that's only slightly stronger than if you had AIDS, and unlike bone and muscle loss, exercise doesn't affect it.
Re:Hrrr. (Score:2)
The question is, why are we sitting around talking theory about something, sending mice into space and watching them, instead of sending human volunteers to do something we know is risky, but as safe as we can do in that environment?
On a sidenote: mice on mar
Re:Hrrr. (Score:2)
ISS zero-g, not partial-G (Score:2)
Unfortunately that would get in the way of the ISS's primary role - to soak up cash that could otherwise be directed towards more useful projects.
Mass (Score:3, Insightful)
Surely to get a significant reading you'd need a mammal of equivalent mass and biology.
The weightlessness experience of the MIR cosmonauts provides much better space biology than sending a few mice into space.
And wtf is the IIS for then???
And this is not a reduced G vs micro G comment.
Re:Mass (Score:2)
That's only applicable for zero-gravity. For a mission to Mars, we need to know how reduced gravity affects people. For example, is there a threshold below which the immune system becomes ineffective, or is it a gradual decline? The same matters for bone loss: is it a threshold, or a linear relation?
And wtf is the IIS for then???
I don't know what Internet Information Server has
Re:Mass (Score:2)
Probably nothing, but it's a lot easier to launch 15 (or, according to the marsgravity.org site, eleven) mice in a space capsule than it is to get approval for an experiment on board the ISS. Everyone and their kid sister is competing for experiment space on the Shuttle and ISS, but a capsule launched on an unmanned Russian or European rocket just requires mon
Return ? (Score:4, Interesting)
If not.. erm.. those mice will be left to starve to death and rot, or be burned up in the atmosphere, or ?
( I know, I know.. hundreds of mice die at the hand of science every day, but would anything prevent the thing from returning back to earth 'safely' ? )
It will come back? (Score:4, Insightful)
How much extra will it cost to bring the unit back to earth? I would save a little money on the return trip and add more sensors (or better sensors), maybe plan more experiments.
This is cool. If I was a physics student in highschool, I think MIT jumped to the head of the class. What is Cal-Tech going to do to top this?
Re:It will come back? (Score:4, Insightful)
Maybe they could make the satellite spin even faster to reach 1.0g ?
Re:It will come back? (Score:2)
The average new car costs about $18,000 now, and people gladly race to the lot to sign up for five years of payments after which they don't even own it.
But if anything leaves the atmosphere, suddenly we all put on our green hats and start wheezing about "return on investment."
Re:It will come back? (Score:3, Funny)
They, um.. have this rover-thing on MARS Perhaps you've read about it?
Re:It will come back? (Score:2)
But... (Score:4, Funny)
Nuclear (Score:2, Offtopic)
Fark.com? (Score:4, Insightful)
Is it ironic... (Score:2)
Not a one-way mission.... (Score:4, Insightful)
I was initially worried about the ethics of sending mice on a one-way mission to Mars ("gee, let's see the effects of starvation in the low-gravity environment"), but I was glad to see that this will only be a simulation with the intent of bringing the mice back:
How about the ethics of.... (Score:2)
Re:Not a one-way mission.... (Score:2)
humans [whitehouse.gov] that many would like to see sent up there for just these kinds of missions.
The BIG picture (Score:2)
No need to count noses on splashdown (Score:5, Funny)
The students will be using only female mice, says Wooster.
I guess they don't want to risk cosmic-ray enhanced population explosion on the offchance it might produce <obligatory simpsons reference>.
(for those of you blinking in confusion)
<obligatory simpsons reference>I, for one, welcome our new Cheese-Loving Overlords</obligatory simpsons reference>
Bush going for the mouse vote? (Score:2)
Mars ? (Score:2)
What about sending a remote controlled mouse on Mars an make it perform experiments ? I mean it could very well go somewhere and bring stones back to a little rocket for sending them back to earth.
A mouse is very light thus easy to send on Mars.
is this anything like.. (Score:2)
They CAN'T do that! It's against the NAR Rules! (Score:2)
My high power rocket will never carry live animals (except insects) or a payload that is intended to be flammable, explosive, or harmful.
They'll lose their certification for SURE!
Frag rate and bus type? (Score:2)
The most interesting question about space mice is how they are going to affect our fragging experience. I mean are space mice better when shooting at aliens or are they just yet another project wasting taxpayers' hard-earned money instead of doing something useful (like improving our frag rate)? Also, I would also like to know if the space mice will be available in PS/2 or USB versions since I saw no mentions of the bus types.
Why not a wheel? (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Why not a wheel? (Score:2)
Thus, the data really wouldn't be useful, unless we could automatically kick the mice off the wheel after x revolutions and lock it out until the next day. That would simulate the amoun
Mice show that space pregnancy is feasible (Score:3, Interesting)
why dont they - (Score:2)
What about the Prime Directive? (Score:4, Interesting)
How can we prove that life existed on Mars before we planted our own infestation?
Re:What about the Prime Directive? (Score:2, Informative)
R.
Re:What about the Prime Directive? (Score:2)
If we eventually discover that all life on Mars consists of a bunch of furry little white rodents making squeaking noises and with a penchant for cheese, then we know it's just Earth mice.
If the rodents are 50' long, bright green, and have antennae on their heads, then they ain't from Earth.
Seems simple enough... ;-)
I think we should forget the mice in space idea (Score:2, Flamebait)
Maybe get rid of that slew of aliens in his Administration as well.
Eww... Condelezza Rice...
Re:I think we should forget the mice in space idea (Score:2)
Isn't it about time we got rid of all this racial baggage? We can't go on having a society that treats people differently just because they look different. It's silly to cut people down just because they're different.
Re:I think we should forget the mice in space idea (Score:3, Informative)
OK.
See, if you knew me, you would know how FAR from a racist I am, due to my deeds, interests and work.
Condelezza Rice begets an 'Ewww' cos she is fuckin SCARY dood. SCARY. She could be black, green, purple, Ochre, or a fuckin NON HUMANOID ALIEN like she is and I would still say:
Ewww
Re:I think we should forget the mice in space idea (Score:2)
A likely story. But at least you've gained some sensitivity: now you know how Conservatives feel.
Re:I think we should forget the mice in space idea (Score:2)
Re:I think we should forget the mice in space idea (Score:2)
Fark as a News Source?! (Score:2)
Stern warning (Score:2)
Ahh my childhood days of estes rockets (Score:5, Funny)
So being the unusually cruel kind of kid that pulled the wings off of flies, and pretended his magnifying glass was the death star at alderon over an ant hill, I began my devious little plan.
I packed up my rockets, grabbed a few C6-7 engines I had (I love the long delay) and headed out to the school on my schwinn with the newt safely in tow.
I set up the launch pad, did all my pre-flight checks (make sure the fins aren't unglued, ect) and loaded the little guy in my egg payloader.
5...4...3...2...1 LIFTOFF!!!
Pretending that I was in mission control, I started saying things to myself like "Ok Houston, we have liftoff, going to full throttle" "Booster seperation complete, deploying parachute" I hopped back on my bike too chase the red and white striped parachute down.
The wind had carried the rocket south off school grounds [terraserver.com], it was an overcast day so there must have been some high winds. I must have followed it for a 1/2 mile or so before I lost site of it. Then I noticed the red and white parachute dragging the cone and body of the rocket around the expressway from the wind that was kicked up by the cars. Then the unimaginable happened...
A orange 1976 toyota celica came barreling down the road. I swear to god, the driver looked me right in the eye, looked back at the rocket, and made a beeline straight towards it. I watched in horror as the right front wheel drove right over the plastic payload bay. After the cars had passed, I walked over to my injured rocket, which was now just a mess of carboard tubing, some balsa wood, and a bloody flattened carcase of a newt encased in a polyetheline casket.
I never flew a newt again.
They will come back super intelligent (Score:2)
Mice in space!!! . ?? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Mice in space!!! . ?? (Score:2)
Sending 15 mice into space.... (Score:2)
Coverage by Fark? (Score:2)
Training mice to be astronauts (Score:2)
I mean, I understand that these people couldn't care less about the mice, but surely they must have some confidence that the mice will reach orbit safely in order to conduct the experiment. Could mice survive as many G's as
No wheels? (Score:3, Insightful)
Why mice? (Score:2)
If they are dead - it's their sentence. If they survive - it's their amnisty. And a part of their rehabilitation.
As far as I can see from history that's they way Australia begin speaking English - UK sent Britain prisoners to Australia.
Nothing new here, move along. (Score:2)
In short, this project is vaporware, the same as it has been for nearly four years now.
Re:Fisheye lenses... (Score:2)
Re:Population (Score:2)
On a MORE serious note... (Score:2)
Oddly enough The University Of Queensland (Brisbane, Queensland, The Great Uncharted DownUnder) is a University not a company.
"A team of scientists and students from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT), the University of Washington, and the University of Queensland, in Australia, plans to explore these questions. They're going to do it by launching mice into orbit."
"The mice will descend by parachute and land nea