Jodrell Bank Telescope Gets No Signal From Beagle 425
tipiyano writes "Continuing the story of Beagle 2 from earlier today it seems like the hope for Beagle 2 surviving the landing at Mars is reducing as the Jodrell Bank telescope didn't receive any signal from Beagle. In the words of a mission manager, 'I wasn't too worried about the missed link with Odyssey, but it starts getting serious if Jodrell Bank cannot get a signal either'."
Wow... (Score:5, Funny)
DOA (Score:2, Funny)
Looks like someone... (Score:3, Funny)
Everyone is talking about the problems on Earth (Score:4, Funny)
Poor thing.
2 possibilities (Score:4, Funny)
2. There is something on Mars which hates space probes!
Meanwhile, on Mars... (Score:5, Funny)
Yes. All over that area.
Another Triumph (Score:4, Funny)
(Wonder if they buy their flying-saucer fuel from Halliburton?)
They shot another one down (Score:2, Funny)
2. Perhaps building space probes should be outsourced to India
Re:Everyone is talking about the problems on Earth (Score:5, Funny)
What OS is running it? (Score:2, Funny)
Signal degradation (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Its CHRISTMAS, you smelly nerds! (Score:2, Funny)
Shhhh.... Don't tell my kids.
USS Reliant Spotted in Orbit (Score:4, Funny)
KHAN:
Goodbye, Admiral. Oh, and don't
count on the Beagle. She can't
move. My next act will be to blow
her out of the heavens.
KIRK:
KHAAAN!
(Obscure Star Trek reference craves moderation of the Funny type from hip Gen-Xer with a softspot for nostalgia.)
Michael. [michael-forman.com]
Wow, they have truly adopted the NASA model... (Score:3, Funny)
~Philly
Re:I'm really not too surprised (Score:1, Funny)
Yeah, and we could teach them a thing or two about grammar too.
Re:USS Reliant Spotted in Orbit (Score:5, Funny)
NASA Scientist: We think that it got sucked through a black hole and got seriously upgraded by omnipotent living machines. We'll probably see it again in several hundred years when it returns as an entity called B'agel that threatens to destroy the earth in it's question for knowledge. Hey, it could happen...
Re:Everyone is talking about the problems on Earth (Score:3, Funny)
It's not alone. It has the company of three other failed Mars probes, and is busy grokking Barsoom.
Regards,
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*Art
Jordell Bank confirms: Beagle2 is dying! (Score:4, Funny)
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Mars exploration community when recently ESA confirmed that Beagle2 accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of chances for survival. Coming on the heels of the latest Jordell Bank signal analysis which plainly states that Beagle2 has lost radio contact, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Beagle2 is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent radiotelescope comprehensive signal search.
You don't need to be a Aldrin to predict Beagle2's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Beagle2 faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Beagle2 because Beagle2 is dying. Things are looking very bad for Beagle2. As many of us are already aware, Beagle2 continues to lose power. Red dust covers it like a river of blood. The lander rover is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core systems. The sudden and unpleasant failures of long time rover systems of traction and cameras only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Beagle2 is dying.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
All major surveys show that Beagle2 has steadily declined in survival chances. Beagle2 is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Beagle2 is to survive at all it will be among martian hobbyist junk collectors. Beagle2 continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Beagle2 is dead.
Fact: Beagle2 is dead
Re:5 watts...Crazy (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What OS is running it? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:D'oh. (Score:5, Funny)
s/s h/ sh/
Think of it in a positive way. It'll save a lot of money that otherwise would be spent analysing the signals and coming up with conclusive evidence that Mars has rocks on it.
Regards,
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*Art
Re:USS Reliant Spotted in Orbit (Score:3, Funny)
And in other news... (Score:4, Funny)
"Look what dey did to my damn car!" the ambassador, disguised as a homeless psychotic person in downtown Memphis, TN, insisted. "I'll kick their ass. Dropin' landers and shit all over. Look at that mess!"
The ambassador refused further questions regarding a possible response from Mars, saying only that somebody owed him "a new damn car."
(yes I know it was a joke) (Score:4, Funny)
Re:D'oh. (Score:1, Funny)
Re:2 possibilities (Score:5, Funny)
One downed probe is a technical issue.
Two are a coincidence.
Three is an ancient - but still partially active - Martian missile-defence system. You thought the craters on that planet were from asteroids? Hah, they're all that remains to tell the tale of the nuclear war that wiped Mars clean.
=P
Re:2 possibilities (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Everyone is talking about the problems on Earth (Score:2, Funny)
It's not that they just don't come back; they get busy! They
1)become ww2 fighter piolets
or 2)Live in a cactus in the desert
I got it (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Next time, test it first! (Score:3, Funny)
Wow! Sounds like the way to run a space program.
The lesson here kids, is, "never try"
- Homer Simpson
Re:Patiently waiting (Score:5, Funny)
What an odd way to bash Europeans...
They are getting desparate (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Looks like someone... (Score:2, Funny)
From the article: The air bags would then be cut off, freeing Beagle-2 to flip itself open, pocket-watch style, and send a signal to Odyssey.
No, I think they forgot to wind it.
Re:Its CHRISTMAS, you smelly nerds! (Score:3, Funny)
take it as you read it
.... In Other News (Score:4, Funny)
Expect a strongly worded denunciation and protest march later this week.
last transmission from the beagle (Score:2, Funny)
Maybe the Beagle was made by Leyland (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Meanwhile, on Mars... (Score:2, Funny)
Yes. All over that area.
Beagle2: Greetings Martians, I come in pieces
Re:When wil they learn? (Score:5, Funny)
Shh... don't jinx it. It'd be tragic to see Spirit crushed, and Opportunity lost.
Re:2 possibilities (Score:3, Funny)
Re:When wil they learn? (Score:2, Funny)
The Viking landers were around 576 Kilograms, around 200 pounds of which was fuel.
Now, see, that's just the sort of mixing of Metric and Imperial measure that got us in trouble on Mars before
Re:When wil they learn? (Score:5, Funny)
Dude, seriously don't mix up your units. We already crashed one over that.
I have to say it. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:2 possibilities (Score:4, Funny)
I don't think anybody has ever previously accused Prof. Colin Pillinger [open.ac.uk] of being a fashion victim...
Linux on board (Score:3, Funny)