Fingers Crossed for Beagle 284
Adam_Trask writes "Never has a spacecraft been built so quickly, on so little money, and been sent on such a long journey fraught with so many dangers. Beagle 2 has been carried to the vicinity of Mars by the Mars Express mothership, and released successfully to go its own way for the final leg of the journey."
Three Cheers for British Space Efforts (Score:5, Funny)
I'm going to have to disagree (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I'm going to have to disagree (Score:5, Funny)
Good thing it isn't manned, too. Can you imagine what those poor Brits would have to eat? Dehydrated British food! Ack!
Re:I'm going to have to disagree (Score:3, Funny)
How different could it be?
Re:I'm going to have to disagree (Score:3, Funny)
The worst part is that the vehicle isn't well insulated. Their lager was cold!
Re:I'm going to have to disagree (Score:2)
Re:I'm going to have to disagree (Score:5, Informative)
Let's see (Score:5, Funny)
It carries no passengers.
It has no propulsion system
It's not even airtight.
Instead of "spacecraft", wouldn't it be more accurate to call it a "box"?
I knew Snoopy would made it... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I knew Snoopy would made it... (Score:4, Informative)
Xmas Presents (Score:5, Interesting)
Anyone else thinking about 'London, The Beagle has landed'..
Mad.
Re:Xmas Presents (Score:5, Informative)
Although actually it's going to announce itself by playing a tune by Blur, as well as using a Damien Hirst painting to calibrate the cameras.
Re:Darmstadt, the Beagle has landed (Score:5, Informative)
You are both almost right :-)
The National Space Science Centre, Leicester, UK hosts the Lander Operations Control Centre (LOCC). The Open University, Milton Keynes, UK hosts the Lander Operations Planning Centre (LOPC). And Darmstadt, Germany is the location of the Mars Express Mission Control, which handles the spacecraft which was carrying Beagle 2 until a few days ago, and which will be used (along with NASA's Mars Odyssey) to communicate with the lander.
More info from sunny Leicester. [spacenow.org.uk] (Actually, it's raining here right now.)
I've never visited the NSSC, although I only live about 2 miles away from it. (It looks like a giant condom.) Sounds like Christmas would be a good time to get over there.
First images back from the Martian surface (Score:5, Funny)
Re:First images back from the Martian surface (Score:5, Funny)
Re:First images back from the Martian surface (Score:3, Funny)
The Beagle (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The Beagle (Score:3, Informative)
Re:The Beagle (Score:2)
If it behaves the way most Britons behave abroad, [bbc.co.uk] it'll be more like Drunken Hooligan Base. Certainly no tranquility.
Nitpicking (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Nitpicking (Score:5, Funny)
1) "Analiser"
Something which makes one anal, I guess.
2) "Celibration"
To mark an important event by giving up sex?
Re:Nitpicking (Score:4, Funny)
I'm actually quite disappointed that I support copyrights.
Wow (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Wow (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Wow (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Wow (Score:4, Insightful)
When you say cheaper is better the first thing that pops into my head in this case is....
"This week on Junkyard Wars, we'll give TWO teams TEN hours to see if they can bodge together a Martian Probe!!"
Weird design, hope it works (Score:4, Funny)
Sounds sortoff like the ipod. After a year in space the battery doesn't hold much of a charge.
"Beagle survives on the energy from its solar panels and has no way to clean them if they get dirty because of, say, a dust storm."
Havn't they considering using windshield wipers. They come as standard equipment on all cars but I guess on space probes they are an optional extra that wasn't purchased
airbags (Score:4, Funny)
How long before we can expect such technology in our cars? Such cars would just bounce back in a collision. Not to mention the potentials for bouncing airplanes!
Re:airbags (Score:3, Interesting)
I wonder if they could do something like in the movie demolition man, with the foam. That would be sweet. And it should taste like chocolate or something.
Re:airbags (Score:2)
Re:airbags (Score:2)
Because when it docks with the mothership, they don't want the media to run wild with stories about the kiss.
Re:airbags (Score:4, Funny)
Nope, I'm wrong, forgot to count Madonna
If you want to know more about Mars (Score:5, Informative)
G.
Re:If you want to know more about Mars (Score:3, Funny)
Dr. Adams may well be most remembered for this work detailing not only travel through the universe in the heart of gold, but also covers travel through time also. There are lessons within this excellent tome that could even help you fly without the assistance of any mechanical devices. This is a must have book especially if you have eve
Oh boy (Score:3, Insightful)
The bags werent fully tested? Havent they heard of Murphy's law?
No kidding (Score:2)
Oh well. At least they dare to do the impossible. Lets hope it doesn't land on some martians head.
Re:No kidding (Score:2, Insightful)
The people who built this thing are smarter and more numerous than the person who's telling us about it. Keep that in mind.
Re:No kidding (Score:3, Insightful)
"Engineering is complicated, and difficult. There are lots of things that can go wrong. We did the very, very best we could to make sure we covered all our bases, but if something WERE to go wrong, odds are, it would be here."
The journo spun that to mean that "These people are just throwin' the bones. Who knows if this thing is going to work?"
I don't have any particular insight into this project, but my strong suspicion is that there's less drama than
Re:Oh boy (Score:2)
Re:Oh boy (Score:2, Informative)
a bit gloomy and doomy (Score:5, Interesting)
manufacturer (Score:5, Funny)
I didn't know Ford made spacecraft!
Re:manufacturer (Score:2, Funny)
Re:manufacturer (Score:3, Funny)
Re:manufacturer (Score:2)
I thought they were talking about Starbug.
Refreshing pessimism (or objectivity?) (Score:4, Insightful)
Atmosphere issues (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Atmosphere issues (Score:2, Funny)
Huh? (Score:5, Funny)
nose cone
nosecone.
nosecone?
WTF?
no secone? No Habla!
nosec one?
Oh! Nose cone! Sheesh!
Yes. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Huh? (Score:3, Informative)
"ice cream" vs "icecream". Here, "ice cream" (written in swedish) would mean "some cream made of ice" literally, while "icecream" would be a completely different word meaning, well:
A smooth, sweet, cold food prepared from a frozen mixture of milk products and flavorings.
I.e. what you probably
Re:Huh? (Score:2)
Jolly good, old chap indeed.
Re:Huh? (Score:2, Funny)
Bonnet = Hood
Boot = Trunk
Fag = Cigarette
Big Gay [insert name] = Fag
Chippy = Fish and Chip Emporium (Nobody says Emporium, I just like the word...)
Great Britain is England, Wales, Scotland
United Kingdom != England, Wales, Scotland, Northern Ireland (not Eire!)
Oh, and we don't like the French, if you hadn't noticed. France is nice. The French aren't.
Re:Huh? (Score:2)
It's spoken as one word.
Put a hyphen there and it looks out of place.
Beagle 2? (Score:4, Funny)
It gets energized by laying in the sun, just like the dog in the comic, so I think its a good match.
Art and Music (Score:4, Interesting)
Curse you, Red Planet! (Score:4, Funny)
Merely the beginning (Score:4, Informative)
In terms of expectations/cost factor the Beagle/Mars Express is perhaps the most ambitious one, therefore the high emphasis on what could go wrong in the Beeb article. A kind of be hopeful but keep your fingers crossed thingy.
Beagle? (Score:3, Funny)
Pit Bull, Bull Dog or Rodesian Ridgeback would have had a better chance of surviving.
Re:Beagle? (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Beagle? (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Beagle? (Score:4, Informative)
How the H.M.S. Beagle got Her Name [aboutdarwin.com]
Beagel 2 unlikely to boast future british missions (Score:4, Insightful)
It's unlikely to do much to boast the british space industry. There is little space funding outside british funding of ESA and ESA only contracts out to companies/universities for an equivalent sum as that nation put in. There doesn't look like the UK is prepared to change it's space funding arrangements (too much of research funding is tied up on the ground based observatory stuff) and so the british space industry is unlikely to benifit. This coupled with the increased protectionism in NASA will limit any boast British space projects might get.
Re:Beagel 2 unlikely to boast future british missi (Score:2)
> This [...] will limit any boast British space projects might get.
Judging by all the Slashdot posts there's absolutely no shortage in the boasting department. Oh, you meant BOOST?!
Spelling errors unlikely to impress world. (Score:2)
Sheesh.
Does that Beagel come with lox or cream cheese?
More news on ESA Mars efforts (Score:5, Informative)
Aurora roadmap:
More information: ESA [esa.int] or Spacedaily [spacedaily.com].
Look Out For The New York Version (Score:2, Funny)
Ouch!
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Cool that it managed to go for so long... (Score:2)
Against all odds (Score:2, Interesting)
are against a successful mission. Why not lower
the objectives a little, and pass on the landing
attempt?
The article makes it appear to be a doomed
mission.
Re:Against all odds (Score:2, Interesting)
Weight Loss (Score:4, Interesting)
Are there any theories on this?
Re:Weight Loss (Score:5, Interesting)
1. The Earth is really big. Like, really really big.
2. Tonnes and tonnes of stuff is falling to Earth every day in the form of meteors etc., adding to the overall weight of the earth. Even if they burn up it re-entry, the remaining dust and gases or whatever have still got to weigh the same as the original rock.
If you're looking for stuff like that to worry about, worry that low-Earth orbit is getting too cluttered, and that one day there might be what the Scottish Sci-Fi author Ken Macleod called an ablation cascade in his book The Sky Road.
An ablation cascade is when a small-ish collision in orbit results n a whole bunch of high-speed fragments flying off and causing secondary collisions, and the whole thing spiralling off into a domino-rally-type exponentially-increasing SNAFU, until the Earth is surrounded by deadly high-speed fragments of metal meaning that we can't leave the planet for hundreds and hundreds of years.
now that's scary.
Dupe? (Score:5, Informative)
Christmas press conference from 10 Downing (Score:3, Funny)
*eye roll* (Score:5, Funny)
Never has Churchill been so abused by such poor parodies.
Re:No offense (Score:4, Interesting)
I'd agree with you on Hubble -- that was just stupidity. Regarding the metric/imperial -- who the fuck knows how that happened? But that's not bad engineering, that's bad project planning. As for the Shuttle, bear two things in mind: 1.) a crack in the leading edge of the wing is not a nick, and 2.) you're also looking at a design that's almost 30 years old.
Re:No offense (Score:3, Interesting)
Wow! A comprehensive survey of British engineering (Score:5, Interesting)
"The British" don't have a cultural blindspot to engineering any more than the Jews have a love for money.
Any patterns you see are the same you'd see with hindsight in any nation's engineering projects.
Re:Wow! A comprehensive survey of British engineer (Score:2)
Yes, we do. Culturaly speaking, we don't take it seriously.
I mean being an engineer, what kind of job is that - you'll get dirt under your fingernails for a start, and no amount of washing will shift it. And it's not as if you'll actually be doing anything useful. Engineers are little more than jumped-up petrol-pump attentants. It's such a working class occupation.
The Civil Service now that's a nice respectable job. Good pay, and after year
Re:Wow! A comprehensive survey of British engineer (Score:3, Interesting)
I ran into a woman at an airport last week who was an English teacher. We chatted, compared kids, that sort of things, had the "where have you been ? what have you been doing ?" conversation, and I was bitching about the appalling lack of imagination of the engineers I had been working with in Egypt. She then said "Imagination ? Oh an engineer doesn't need imagination. Its all about punching numbers into computers" I restrained myself, but pointed out that there was quite a lot more to it than th
Re:Wow! A comprehensive survey of British engineer (Score:2)
Re:Wow! A comprehensive survey of British engineer (Score:2)
Yeah, the project managers might have been Romans, but you can bet that they outsourced the actual development and maintenance to the local barbarii.
Re:Wow! A comprehensive survey of British engineer (Score:2)
A pattern the modern-day American army would do well to learn from I think.
Re:No offense (Score:5, Interesting)
Oh, you missed a failed probe too:
NASA's Mars Polar Lander May Have Landed Safely [slashdot.org]
Not that I really want to bash anyone for their failed probes. When you think about it, it's awesome they have even got probes to land over there. However, I could personally have been without things like mixed up distance units.
And it's not only NASA that makes these kind of mistakes. Read and weep:
"When the European Space Agency's Ariane 5 blew up less than a minute
into its maiden mission several months ago, it was revealed that the
disaster was created by a software bug -- a program that tried to push a
64-bit number into a 16-bit space. About $7 billion was written off in
that single disastrous explosion."
The reason for this? They accidentally uploaded the Ariane 4 software to the Ariane 5 before launch. Needless to say, the rockets didn't work exactly the same.
This math bug caused both the primary and backup computers to hang.
Re:No offense (Score:4, Informative)
They didn't use the Ariane 4 software by accident. They intentionally re-used the software (presumably with some constants changed) and tried to save money by omitting thorough re-testing.
See section 2.1 of the report on the Ariane 5 failure [rl.ac.uk] for a full explanation of how it happened.
Re:No offense (Score:2)
Re:No offense (Score:4, Insightful)
Well, the magnificient stations and bridges that Isambard Kingdom Brunel designed/built for the Great Western Railway stood the test of time, retaining both their functionality and beauty. And if you forget the open topped tour buses of London and take a walking tour along the Thames and you'll see how so many of the graceful Victorian bridges still stands despite them not being designed to carry modern multi axled heavy vehicles.
Most British engineering today tends to be rather less assuming but mostly works. The North Sea petroleum industry is one example. The tube is a bit shite at times but you have to consider the lack of investment it had to endure for decades.
Perhaps the greatest reason why British engineering failed to produce some spectacular sucsesses to match their illustrious predecessors is the brain drain - most of the best engineering students left to work in the city for the banking and financial institutions.
At the end of the day you can't blame entire nations, be it British, American, or anyone else for mistakes made by individuals/teams, especially given the cost constraints and management meddlings.
Re:No offense (Score:5, Funny)
Quote of the week:
Interviewer: "What happens if you find life on Mars?"
Prof.Colin Pillinger: "I'll find it a lot easier to get funding for the next mission"
Re:No offense (Score:2)
well, it wasn't so great in the early days either. a sense of perspective here is useful - i just read this great book, journey beyond selene [amazon.com], detailing the history of the jpl, and it's early days were littered with failed missions. it's inherently part of the game - small ships, packed with stuff, with hopes that everything works.
but if you want the opposite effect, think about our voyager probes - long lived past anyone's expectations.
yes, we can and s
Re:No offense (Score:4, Funny)
No offense taken. The problem is that since the 1980s, every engineering decision in the UK comes under a potential veto from accountants who it seems (according to management consultants) have such a powerful understanding of every subject under the sun that they are capable of making decisions based on instinct alone.
The end result is that you get things like a parchute regiment that carries 400lb of kit per man yet has parachute's made of toilet paper because the specified grade of nylon was 1p(1.5c) a sq. yard more expensive.
Hence the expression "To err is human, to really foul things up requires a computer and to make a right fucking mess that sinks a project completely requires an accountant".
Re:No offense (Score:2)
At the same time you can't make a statement about every engineer and every device the British make. There are good engineers and there are bad engineers living in the UK -- just like there are good and bad engineers living in every other country on the face of the
Re:If it is really as bad as... (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:If it is really as bad as... (Score:3, Informative)
See the official History [beagle2.com]
OK, so they had 5 1/2 years from 'hang on lads, I've got an idea' to launch date - but NASA usually take a lot longer than that to design, develop and test probes.
So they're taking a gamble, on the basis that it's better to try and fail than never try. And if it works, it'll be fantastic.
Mark
Re:If it is really as bad as... (Score:2)
OK, there have been 20 odd missions to mars so far (it's in that ball park - don't ask me to name them all). However only about 6 have succeded! These include fully tested, fully funded fully cold war 'must bloody beat the other faction' missions that went BANG. That is a lot more BANG for your buck than Beagle will make.
When it comes to interplanetary missions we AIN'T there yet. OK you spend a billion on it maybe you will get it's success rate up to 50/50. Why bother? Why not send 10 missions for
Re:Landing time? (Score:2, Informative)
Happy to help.
Re:Let's hope it's the green antennae... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Let's hope it's the green antennae... (Score:2)
Science vs the current American administration (Score:2)
George Bush frightens me, if for no other reason than that his administration ignores and deliberately surpresses information gleaned by scientific method if it contradicts his fundamentalist Christian beliefs; I suspect he's got more than a little of the "book burner" gene in him.
Having said that, I think in the long run history will judge him as the right guy for the times - sometimes the times just suck, that's all.
Re:Science vs the current American administration (Score:2, Troll)
Re:Did anyone else think of Enterprise ... (Score:2)
That would be cool.