Scientists Contribute to Greenhouse Gas Emissions 62
dus writes "Many of the 10,000 scientists attending this week's annual meeting of the American Geophysical Union (AGU) study climate change. Collecting them all in San Francisco undoubtedly increases our understanding of global warming, but it releases more than 12,000 tonnes of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere, pointed out one of this year's delegates."
In other news (Score:5, Informative)
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Re:In other news (Score:1)
If it was exactly the same it would be redundant. AGU people aren't all fighting global warming. Most of them don't even care. Geophysics is largely used to find oil, so the analogy isn't very good either, unless, of course, those SARs guys are largely making bioweapons.
Re:In other news (Score:1, Interesting)
Sometimes things don't work the way they are supposed to. Welcome to the real life.
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One scientist flatly denied emitting greenhouse gasses, suggesting that maybe the dog did it.
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"He who Smelt it, Dealt it."
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He who denied it, supplied it.
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Virtual conferencing still needs work (Score:5, Insightful)
Other scientists are lobbying for increased virtual conferencing.
I would have preferred that the scientists lobby for increased funding in virtual conferencing technlogies instead. I have yet to be part of a videoconference that could hold a candle to face-to-face meetings. No, I don't work in sales: I'm a scientist. I just feel that you lose an awful lot when you try to replace a meeting with a virtual one. A lot of the excited interchange that occurs in a face-to-face meething becomes a jumbled "who said that?" or "wait, did someone say something?" puzzle. I think the idea of virtual conferencing is a nice idea but still needs a lot more work before we can expect widespread adoption from scientists or businessmen. And that requires money.
The rewards of a well-developed virtual conferencing technology would go far beyond environmental concerns. By not having to spend so much time enroute to the destination (or back to your home), standing in airports, etc., people could gain back some of those "lost hours" that invariable occur during business travel. Not to mention it would save a lot of us the stress and hastle of breaking up our normal routine and enduring the growing hell of airport quagmire.
GMD
Re:Virtual conferencing still needs work (Score:2)
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Re:kill all scientists (Score:2)
the phrase "toungue in cheek" and word "sarcasm" come to mind.
Re:kill all scientists (Score:1)
You weren't trolling, that's for sure. Maybe someone will metamoderate this correctly, but in the meantime, your post is at 0 while it should be at 2. And actuall trolls out there are being modded +1 Funny as we speak
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On the Agenda (Score:4, Interesting)
ExxonMobil Morning Mixer for Students: Wednesday, 10 December, Yerba Buena Ballroom Salon 9, San Francisco Marriott, 6:30-8:00 A.M
A complimentary breakfast will be held in honor of all graduate and undergraduate students registered for the meeting. Students will have the opportunity to hear an overview of AGU programs that serve its student members, meet with AGU leadership and representatives from ExxonMobil, and network with other students and future colleagues attending the meeting.
(don't believe me?) [agu.org]
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Go back to pestering Monsanto, they at least deserve it.
Thank you for confessing... (Score:2)
We could solve all these problems... (Score:1, Funny)
Who decides the "best" excuse for pollution (Score:5, Insightful)
The notion of any government agency ajudicating this allocation decision is appalling to me because the history of goverment is the history of undue influence by special interests. Whether that influence is the oil industry in the current U.S. government, the tyranny of the majority in all democracies, the king's cousin in an aristocracy, trade unions in communist countries, friends in high places, or Japanese farmers, I would argue that every government is subject to unfair, subjective, corruptible political influences.
By contrast I would argue that money, as evil as it seems, is purest way of "keeping score" of what a society values. Perhaps it is the fact that money is so much harder to create than the usual social-network forms of political influence that makes so many people abhor it so much.
With regard to scientists polluting to get to a conference, the price of getting to that conference should reflect the value of all the other activities that must be forgone on CO2 emissions limits. Thus, the scientists should "buy" the right to pollute from people who would sell their right to pollute. If too many other people have more valuable applications that emit CO2, then the scientists would give up their right to meet (more likely their right to fly in an airplane).
Publically traded greenhouse gas emissions credits may not be a perfect way to allocate this scarce resource, but it is better than all the other ways.
Re:Who decides the "best" excuse for pollution (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Who decides the "best" excuse for pollution (Score:2)
If these "carbon taxes" you speak of are taxes, wouldn't the government be setting the the value of the social cost of climate change? The same government that can't be trusted to set the optimal CO2 emissions limits? wtf?
Because.... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Because.... (Score:1)
Carbon dioxide from respiration is not counted simply becoz there's little/no difference between the CO2 emission from a scientist at lab and at conference. If you want to reduce the respiratory CO2 emission there are two ways to do it:
1. sit in front of the computer and read Slashdot all day, DO NOT MASTERBATE in front of your computer no matter what yo
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The problem is that we're pumping huge oil reserves into the atmosphere, putting carbon back into commission that was taken out of circulation millions of years ago. And we're doing it so very very fast, that the n
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Slashdot: News from Tabloids, stuff that .. (Score:1, Flamebait)
Please, a little thought here. The results from that meeting could decrease pollution by hundreds or millions of tons per year... They are not hippies arguing wether it is OK to eat an apple you got off a tree, or you have to wait until it falls, or else you'll disturb the fragile balance of nature.
Tabloid?! (Score:1)
Did you check the link? You think that's a tabloid?!
Oh, I forgot, there's a more reliable source for scienctific news - slashdot comments.
Re:Tabloid?! (Score:1)
Nature != New York Times. Who has a totally different bias.
So, here's an obvious solution / workaround... (Score:1, Redundant)
Teleconference...
- all of the formal presentation / sessions -and-
- as many informal BoF's as people may wish
to conduct, in groups or person to person
I'd suggest:
If / when scientists (and / or managers)
begin to utilise such systems...
We'll all be much closer to being able
to use them, ourselves.
Hot Air (Score:1, Redundant)
Rus
Lots of different stuff at the AGU (Score:1)
I'm in the space and solar side so we spend our time launching things into space with sodding great rockets. That can't the greenhouse problem much either.
Trade-off (Score:1)
Meanwhile, I a fellow human don't take jets ever. I am making up for one scientist's transgression. There are enough like me to cover their little trist so fine. I support their conference, though I agree it could be tried by telepresence next time.
What I don't support is anybody using any excuse to peddel communism
Re:Trade-off (Score:1)
I don't agree to any method of allocating me rights I haven't earned fairly
What rights has, say, a baby "earned fairly"?
Re:Trade-off (Score:1)
theologically, many people believe we are born with a certain number of rights. they're nuts. i'm a eugenicist, and i personally don't care about a single one of them.
the true scientific nature of human conduct and socialization is that we give to each other what we need to in order to survive. we give other peoples' babies rights because we need to ensure our own babies
Phrasing it in your language (Score:1)
we give other peoples' babies rights because we need to ensure our own babies rights so they have a better chance at surviving.
OK, what rights should be granted to pre-puberty children in order to assure the comfortable survival of Homo sapiens?
Re:Trade-off (Score:2)
This is ridiculous (Score:4, Insightful)
That was an unreasonable post (Score:3, Insightful)
Its fine to invest in gathering scientists despite their pollution for the purpose of deciding how to reduce pollution. Their solutions might be implemented on a global scale to reduce pollution on a much wider scale.
Better yet invite all scientists to arrive in San Francisco on bycicles. All those scientists losing weight will also fit more of them in the meeting room.
-1 to anyone... (Score:2)
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(starting to put banana's in exhausts right now)
Oh... (Score:2)