TV For Nerds: Cable Science Network? 174
Ridgelift writes "Wired is covering The Cable Science Network. New York Times science writer Sandra Blakeslee puts it best: "I cover a lot of meetings and I can just see things unfolding, but we can't cover it all in print media, so it would be wonderful to have things like talks and plenary sessions accessible to the public. There are a lot of C-SPAN junkies, and I think there would be a similar interest (in science TV) from the American public." There's also a home page for the network here."
Seems like only two months ago we discussed the possibility.
TV for nerds? already got it. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:TV for nerds? already got it. (Score:1, Funny)
Re:TV for nerds? already got it. (Score:4, Funny)
no, it's the Playboy Channel.
Re:TV for nerds? already got it. (Score:2)
Re:TV for nerds? already got it. (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:TV for nerds? already got it. (Score:1)
You can always learn something from most viewing situations as long as you stay away from the American "reality" and "sitcom" TV shows.
Re:TV for nerds? already got it. (Score:2, Informative)
Re:No, it's TechTV (Score:3, Interesting)
As you mentioned, "X-Play" (video game reviews), "Screen Savers" (kind of like the TV version of Slashdot), and "Unscrewed" (wacky tech stuff with sexual edge and a ridiculously hot co-host) are all great shows.
Other good shows are "Big Thinkers" (profiles on big people in tech), "Future Fighting Machines" (aircraft carriers, battlefield tech, etc.), and more. The occasional Robot Wars (generally minus
How long will it last? (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:How long will it last? (Score:2)
Re:How long will it last? (Score:2)
With Ann Druyan on board, it might work.
But I feel your pain. I gave up on "science" channels when they started airing stuff like "Mysteries of the Paranormal". I mean, come on, some of the material on TLC and Discovery is one step away from John "World's Biggest Douche" Edwards'
Re:How long will it last? (Score:2)
Re:How long will it last? (Score:4, Insightful)
Trading Spaces
A Wedding Story
A Dating Story
A Baby Story
A Makeover Story
Rescue 911
Trauma: Life in the Emergency Room
What Not To Wear
While You Were Out
Re:How long will it last? (Score:1)
ah, the Luftwaffe (Score:2, Funny)
Re:How long will it last? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:How long will it last? (Score:5, Funny)
This week on "CERN: Accelerating and Smashing" we use big voices and exciting language to exaggerate the proportions of microscopic explosions. BOOM!
Followed by "Trading Spaces: Faculty"
Re:How long will it last? (Score:2, Funny)
Discovery Science Channel (Score:2, Interesting)
That's the only channel I watch when it comes to science, (maybe a little of the Discovery Wings). TLC and the other Science channels really don't show much.
BUT even the Discovery Science channel tends to show the same documentaries and episodes of shows. I think it needs some new material, but I still watch something new every other night at least.
One last thing..
AHHHHH!!! The Atmosphere!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Re:How long will it last? (Score:4, Funny)
When we first made the Learning Channel, it was a paragon of enlightenment and culture, an educational wonderland broadcasting in perfect digital quality. However for whatever reason, people rejected the programming, whole budgets were lost. So we had to build a new TLC, one more consistent with the flawed culture of Corporate Network Television. What you see now, the Trading Spaces marathons, the Monster Truck rallys, are a direct result of that.
Learning is subjective (Score:5, Insightful)
Now try to put yourself in the place of the average woman, stay at home or otherwise. Women learn a lot from that home decorating stuff! You might be surprised what you might learn. Also there all those medical shows which tell you about medical conditions people have and stories of what they have gone through. Your average female TV viewer, especially the stay at home mom, eats that stuff up, and its still learning!
I'm not belittling women's TV by far, I'm in fact showing that comments like the parent to this are subjective, usually based on the male or geek (or both) point of view. Learning is subjective. Just because it's not science, history, or math doesn't mean its not learning. The channel just switched tracks from men to women. Yes it was done for business reasons, switching to a better demographic, and yes I, personally, absolutely do not like, what they show now, but the discovery and history channels filled in for me quite nicely, and this science channel will help too.
I watch Queer Eye for the Straight guy (okay that's on Bravo but its the same idea), and it's decidedly a "chick show." But DAMN do you know how much stuff guys could learn from that? And I'm not talking about "learning to match clothes so you can be superficial." I'm talking about things that matter (or should matter) to geeks like:
1) Getting your house organized so you don't look like a slob and can find things.
2) Keeping and staying healthy and reasonably well groomed.
3) Learning to cook more than ramen noodles.
4) Looking and acting like a guy a woman might want to go to bed with.
5) Looking like a guy someone might want to hire.
6) keeping your girlfriend happy!!
I call that learning... maybe that's why the gender gap is still so wide, because men don't think these things that women consider learning about are learning.
Think of it this way... this is a low level sociology channel. Be fascinated by the interations of people and their living spaces!
Re:Learning is subjective (Score:1)
Re:Learning is subjective (Score:2)
and ya know what? (Score:2)
Oh television... It's been years. Should I give in?
Re:Learning is subjective (Score:2)
Re:Learning is subjective (Score:2)
Now taking estimates of the percentage of slashdotters this person just called a retard
Re:Learning is subjective (Score:2)
But if I shave while I'm in water won't I get electrocuted by my electric razor?
Re:Learning is subjective (Score:2, Funny)
Re:How long will it last? (Score:1)
TLC (Score:1)
Re:TLC (Score:1)
No?
How about the cardboard?
Non-educational crud? (Score:2)
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Trading Spaces - Ever sit in someone's home and wonder what would happen if you stripped, ripped and painted as you pleased? Find out during this one-of-a-kind decorating show when two sets of neighbors swap keys to transform a room in each other's home. They have two days, a set budget, and they're not allowed back into their own homes until the moment of truth. This is how-to with a neighborly twist.
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Actually, while not main streem education, it's actually a decent show to
Re:Non-educational crud? (Score:2)
The problem with being a geek is the fact
How long will it last? It's DOA. (Score:2)
I must say I don't give this one much of a chance. It's like C-SPAN--except it's not.
I'd be interested to know where the funding is going to come from. C-SPAN works because it is funded by the cable industry, so they can be (delightfully) boring. Unless they get a similar arrangement with some group or other, they're going to go the way of The Learning Channel.
Next, he'll have to deal with cable carriers
Re:How long will it last? (Score:2)
Why pick on TLC? You're neglecting TechTV, Discovery, and Discovery's Children (Discovery Science, Discovery Wings, etc). They all started off good and gradually drifted to 100 IQ pap (which is still 20 points above broadcast).
I don't understand why in television, as in music, they don't seem to recognize that catering to non-imbeciles is a workable business model. Magazines haven't all drifed to lowbrow populism, what makes them differe
Re:How long will it last? (Score:3, Interesting)
Like SciFi? (Score:2)
This can only be considered "for nerds"... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:This can only be considered "for nerds"... (Score:2)
Honestly (Score:1, Insightful)
That being said, I DON'T WATCH TV. There are so many other great things I could be doing, like playing with my kids or doing research or spending quality time with my wife or watching LOtR on DVD.
I want my science news from respectable sources (Nature, Wired, etc.), not from some silly television show based on CORPORATE INTERESTS like profits, prof
this guy is a fraud (Score:1)
because it probably doesn't.
poser!
Re:Honestly (Score:2)
So now we know this guy [theonion.com] has a Slashdot account...
Re:Honestly (Score:3, Interesting)
Hey, I am a research scientist too and I actually enjoy watching tv sometimes, especially when the programming contains useful information, whether it be about modern social relationships (E!), Hitler (THC), or coporate control of mass media (CNN).
Just because we are smart does not mean we are immune to entert
Re:Honestly (Score:2)
My wife and I haven't owned a standalone TV set for years. We do have a tuner card in our Gentoo box, but it's for the playstation.
We tried digital cable out at our last apartment. We gave that up fast, it was regular cable with 20 HBO's. We fell back on regular cable. Until I realized there were 3 shows I watched on a regular basis. Everything else was something to keep us busy. I was sick of paying to watch commercials. And it was getting worse every day.
Whenever I do go over someone's
Why not? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Why not? (Score:2)
Re:Why not? (Score:1)
I've glimpsed TechTV a time or two. It looks like one long infomercial for the newest gadgetry.
Uhh... (Score:5, Funny)
Of course we don't have any problems like that on Slashdot, where everything is reported accurately and with little fanfare...
Oh wait, this just in, THE MILKY WAY JUST GOT BIGGER! [slashdot.org]
.meh (Score:3, Insightful)
Discovery Channel (and it's numerous topic-specific offshoots) - Unfortunately, they are 33% infomercials and the remaining programming is usually uninteresting things like re-runs of rescue 911 and "rescue emergency" and other non-scientific things. At best, you'll get a piece of less-than-laymen's scientific programming.
The Learning Channel - unfortunately, this is really now The Ladies Channel, what with A Baby Story, A Dating Story, A Wedding Story, A Makeover Story, What Not To Wear, Trading Spaces and the dozens of other women-centric, non-learning, non-science shows.
Re:.meh (Score:1, Insightful)
Re:.meh (Score:2)
I like Bikes as much as the next guy, and that chopper reality show is pretty funny, but move those shows over to Spike TV and give me some science! Whoever was joking about Mr Wizard was more right than they
Even if it gets on the air... (Score:3, Insightful)
Supposing even that there are plenty of people interested, showing conference proceedings C-Span style will fail. Conferences are too narrow for this to work. Even when I attend a conference in my area of expertise, I follow only about half the talks, and would need to read up a bit to follow the rest. To someone outside my field, they are all probably undecipherable. So even though I like the possibility of viewing conferences, I doubt enough viewers will follow it to be marketable.
Re:Even if it gets on the air... (Score:2)
A better approach would be to simply press the content on DVD and distribute it ala netflicks or local libraries. You could even go the Science journal route and sell subscriptions for home delivery.
One good thing about covering science is that the players are already being paid to do what they do. The sets are all built. All you need is a decent camera man and a good editor. Many projects already HAVE the videos of their experiments. If you want extravigance, hire a voice actor for the narr
This might make me buy a TV (Score:4, Insightful)
A channel like this however could bring me back, however, especially if it were commercial-free, like C-SPAN.
When I had a TV I used to leave C-SPAN on all the time, and it was actually rather enjoyable, that is, until I figured out just how corrupt our government is. Then it became extremely aggravating.
I trust the same thing wouldn't happen here.
Re:This might make me buy a TV (Score:1, Informative)
Re:This might make me buy a TV (Score:1)
Re:This might make me buy a TV (Score:2)
$40 won't buy much of a TV (maybe some 5" B&W job), but it'll buy a capture card with a stereo tuner.
Re:This might make me buy a TV (Score:2)
Over-the-air broadcasting? It's shit.
Cable? It's shit.
Satellite? It's shit too*.
(* the little dish that is. I once had a big dish, i.e., analog, back in the days when wild feeds were still the rage, and you could watch Tom Brokaw picking his nose on location. That was a lot of fun.)
Talk Show (Score:2, Interesting)
Maybe we can get James Randi and Uri Geller to cohost.
[/straight face]
Re:Talk Show (Score:2)
What makes your geek a better lover? vi or emacs..the debate of the century!
Getting Channel slots (Score:1)
Mixed Feelings (Score:1)
Maybe both.
trust me (Score:2)
Profit (Score:2, Funny)
is it really necessary (Score:1)
I mean is it really possible to have a channel devoted just to science and still make a profit?
i just don't see it happening... not big enough market and the costs would be too high. eventually they will fold and become more mainstream. ro
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What America is he living in? (Score:3, Insightful)
I think he is vastly overrating the American public. In this day and age, most people generally don't want to learn. They want to be entertained (hence gobbling down fish semen on Fear Factor). I'm not saying it's a bad idea, though. They could grab a niche market. I like the Discovery and History channels (and TLC), but too often they have "stupid" programming (weddings, babies, interior designers, etc). Also, they are not very technically oriented. You never hear anything except horsepower on most of the "good" shows. I would love it if this new deal had much more technical details in its programming, or at least went into more depth about how stuff works rather than "Look at this cool gizmo!"
Re:What America is he living in? (Score:2)
However, people don't all want to learn the same things, and where does "how to change a radiator" fit into a science format? It's learning, but many people don't consider it "learning" because they still have the blinders they picked up in school about what "learning" is. If it's not an academic subject, it isn't learning.
That said, have you lo
I'd like to see a YRO channel (Score:5, Interesting)
Never would happen (Score:1)
Re:Never would happen (Score:2)
How far HuSi has come in a few short months... it's now said in the same breath as K5 and MeFi).
but how will it taste? (Score:3, Interesting)
And two months ago... (Score:5, Interesting)
I REALLY would like to see a channel that focuses on science for the intelligent. TLC used to be nice, then they went all foo foo, so they started the Discovery Science channel. They are now starting to run non science and non educational stuff, plus they are so beholden to ratings and the sponsors that they never run any lectures or shows that actually raise debate or cover controversial subjects.
I'll give this new channel a shot as soon as it comes on my sattellite lineup, but I don't have any high hopes. The first show I see like "The science behind Microsoft Windows XP", the channel comes out of my lineup. Keep the programming more like NASA TV, CSPAN, UCTV, FSTV, Research Channel, etc and you'll keep me as a viewer.
Re:And two months ago... (Score:2)
Espcially if they go into how they made certian descions, how there user testing works, and other details.
TLC needs captioning (Score:2)
Ressearch Channel (Score:3, Interesting)
Might be worth a look if you get the channel. I have it on Dish Network. It appears that it may be broadcast live on the web as well (sadly, in Windows Media).
Network News (Score:2)
Here's the difference. (Score:4, Insightful)
It's about congresscritters marketing themselves to you.
It was created not because of some right to be informed, but because they want to deduct their suits and have clips of themselves being mendacious and fervent about it to show the voters back home.
Book Time is there simply because Congress forgot to allow commercial spots to be sold. Otherwise, it'd be Lifestyles of the Profligate and Incumbent.
Re:Here's the difference. (Score:2)
Re:Here's the difference. (Score:2)
They don't care about open meetings any more than Dick Cheney does.
And none too soon (Score:5, Funny)
I wonder how many people will get it... (Score:4, Informative)
There are a ton of very-narrowly-focused channels out there, but they are only available to small groups of people, it seems. I like cars and computers, so I would love to have Speedvision and TechTV, but of course my local cable company doesn't carry it in my area. I do, however, get such great channels as the golf channel, multiple religious channels, and the public access channel that shows powerpoint slides when it's not showing a blue screen of death.
SlashTV (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:SlashTV (Score:1)
Re:SlashTV (Score:5, Funny)
8AM - News of the Day (SCO)
9AM - Slashback
10AM - News of the Day (SCO)
10:15AM - Sorry about the repeat at 10AM, folks, get used to it.
10:30 - Slashback
Content -vs- Production (Score:3, Interesting)
Last I checked, there were about 4 or 5 different flavors of the discovery channel on my digital cable box. The big difference between CSPAN and Discovery is that CSPAN is mostly an open feed for anything that wants a voice in Washington, such as, recently, the Ultimate Warrior talking at length (rest assured, amazing signal-to-noise ratio) about rights and freedoms to a youth conference. I could be wrong, but there are not hundreds of professional scientists gathered in one area at a time to debate issues and topics on a 9-to-5 basis. A public set of channels simply wouldn't have any continuous content to feed off of, unlike CSPAN.
Discovery makes up for this with heavily-produced and well-funded edutainment. There is no CSPAN equivalent (24-hour cable networks aren't really "heavily produced"). The quality far outshines the quantity witnessed by CSPAN, though. Almost everything from TechTV's "Big Thinkers" featuring interviews with Michio Kaku and Lessig (reading a release form...~"'I waive all right to claims I make in this interview and the ability to collect royalites from TechTV and parent companies etc. etc.'
I like what we've got, thank you.
LinkTV (Score:4, Informative)
While not specifically technical in nature, this network runs a lot of documentaries and shows that the mainstream media would never show. There was a great documentary shown recently where they placed Internet Kiosks in a middle eastern country and didn't tell anyone how to use them, and observed how quickly the children learned to use the Internet and what information they sought out (another segment of the show features the developer of the Kiosks meeting with Issac Asimov and watching 2001 with him! He likened the un-explained Internet kiosk to the monolith in the movie and discussed it with Asimov).
Another great show on this network is Mosaic [linktv.org] which is a daily news program which features excerpts from news broadcasts throughout the middle east. The video footage is much more substantive and you can almost always see an entirely different angle on the daily news stories, as well as a lot more information (and best of all, J-Lo is never mentioned).
This network is a MUST SEE channel. And had I known about it prior, it would have easily justified switching cable/sat companies.
Their Motto (Score:2, Informative)
So let me get this straight..... (Score:3, Funny)
We really are screwed, aren't we?
Learning level is important (Score:4, Interesting)
I don't have a T.V. and couldn't get PBS down here in Mexico anyway, so I downloaded the three part series that Nova did on String theory. While I found it mildly interesting, it was definitely dumbed down quite a bit. In fact, before I downloaded, I was thinking to myself, how could they possibly explain String theory to your average dolt. Well, they did, and because of that, I found maybe 10 minutes worth of new information in 3 hours of programming.
Don't get me wrong, I wasn't and don't expect, a channel that's going to explain string theory in detail. I mean, how many people understand that level of math anyway? But I would have liked something a bit deeper.
But that is exactly my point. They can't do that because they won't get enough viewers. I've tried explaining some potential geometries of the universe to my mother, using diagrams and concepts as simple as I could figure. It went completely over her head. In fact, I think after about 30 seconds, she just stopped listening even though she looked like she was listening intently.
I thought I could explain it in a way that made sense to a lay person, but I just couldn't. And not just physics. In many topics in science, if you want to go to a depth where I'm going to learn a lot, you're not going to get a lot of viewers. Viewers = money, and folks, money is what runs TV networks. But hey, I'm curious to see what the programming is like, and I wish I could get it down here in Mexico.
C-SPAN is vastly more exciting (Score:2)
Nope. C-SPAN, already a legendary font of boredom, is tremendously more exciting than a hard science channel would be.
The daily routines of both politicians and scientists are boring to watch, but politicans have two big advantages in becoming successful TV-fodder.
1) Their job is already based on attracting the public. (At least when elections are upcoming)
2) Their behavior is based on conflict. Conflict leads to excitmen
The problem I see... (Score:4, Insightful)
The key to entertainment through science is the idea that you are learning something new. Thus for the show to be entertaining it must be something you don't already know and actually be able to teach you it. This is very hard to do.
Discovery and TLC realized this and resorted to the lowest denomiator seeing as there are a lot more people without degrees.
Internet TV.. (Score:4, Insightful)
too many science channels? (Score:3, Informative)
*The Discovery Channel
*The Learning Channel
*National Geographic Channel
*about a quarter of PBS- NOVA, SciAm Frontiers, Frontiers,
*some items on the Hostory Channel
and probably others I've overlooked.
Science journalism pretty much has to follow the general rules of drama:
*You need an engaging theme/conflict to drive a story,
*It has to have a proper beginning, development, and ending,
*It needs interesting human characters.
Often these "science dramas" take the form of mysteries to be solved, races between labs or against time, quirky characters, and so on.
Re:too many science channels? (Score:2)
Cable's answer: make drama up or find the outlying cases. Example: the Newton/Liebnitz vendetta. That case was not drama, it was a tragic misuse of Newton's office. Where mathmatics and science could have benefitted from the collaboration of 2 geniouses, all we ended up with was duplicated effort and conflicting notati
A catch phrase? (Score:2, Interesting)
Why not buy in more international TV? (Score:2)
a) Britain
b) Sweden.
I'm sure there are lots of other quality programs made in the US and around the world that I never get to see though. Unfortunately I'm guessing that the channels that aim for the lowest common denominator are the ones that are making money...
But there must be lots of stuff in the archives of national public TV channels around the world that is available
Re:Mix and Match (Score:2)
Re:We already have it -- it's called The Simpsons! (Score:1)
Re:Great, but I won't get it on my Cable (Score:2)
I did used to enjoy the History channel. At least until I started hanging out with historians who showed me that the programs don't differentiate between the crackpots and the respected historians. They go by who looks better on camera. I also started finding I could g