The Year In Ideas 143
popo writes "The New York Times Magazine has a review of the year's most original and interesting ideas. They include "The Tornado in a Can" ("A contained cyclone, it turns out, is very useful for pulverizing things") and David Stevenson's real-life proposal to dig to the center of the Earth. by sinking heavy iron through the Earth's mantle."
Yeah, like we haven't fucked up the planet enough (Score:4, Insightful)
And why? So somebody can get an 'A'!
Which reminds me of that great scene in Star Trek TNG Evolution where Guinan busts Wesley crawling around her 10-forward, and after mumbling something about Dr. Frankenstein, asks him about the grades he's getting.
He replies that he always gets an 'A'.
And she replies, "So did Dr. Frankenstein."
(and lest anybody think my using the word fuck in the subject is out of line, I refer you to none other than the FCC who says it isn't such a bad word afterall. [washingtonpost.com])
Re:Yeah, like we haven't fucked up the planet enou (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Yeah, like we haven't fucked up the planet enou (Score:3, Funny)
Thank you for that clarification.
Re:Yeah, like we haven't fucked up the planet enou (Score:1, Funny)
That's one fucking big ass hole.
radio and TV restrictions (Score:2)
The restrictions on TV only apply to general broadcast stations. Essentially it's a tradeoff that a broadcaster makes in exchange for being able to broadcast over a public resource (the airwaves). Channels that broadcast over privately owned channels (like cable or satellite) have fewer restrictions, altho
Re:Yeah, like we haven't fucked up the planet enou (Score:1)
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Interview with Stanley Fish [latrobe.edu.au]
Re:Yeah, like we haven't fucked up the planet enou (Score:1)
Re:Yeah, like we haven't fucked up the planet enou (Score:1)
Then again, I guess people go look at the shiny webpage, then leave again.
The word 'Fuck' has been fucked! News at 11! (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:The word 'Fuck' has been fucked! News at 11! (Score:2)
Re:The word 'Fuck' has been fucked! News at 11! (Score:1)
(Tegelt m6tlesin ma lihtsalt seda, et ropu s6na kasutamise m6te on ju ikkagi see, et see s6na ropp on ja seel2bi shokeeriv kellegi jaoks. Aga kui ta enam ei shokeeri, siis oleks lihtsalt aeg edasi liikuda ja midagi uut kasutusele v6tta)
Re:Yeah, like we haven't fucked up the planet enou (Score:3, Funny)
Is that what they're calling it now?
Re:Yeah, like we haven't fucked up the planet enou (Score:1)
Making the planet uninhabitable for human-kind is not destroying it. It may be the best thing we could do for the earth is to remover ourselves from it.
Mankind lacks the skills and the technology to destroy the earth. The earth will still be "alive" long after we've wiped ourselves out.
Re:Yeah, like we haven't f'ed up the planet enough (Score:1)
However, regardless of the prevailing attitude here (or anywhere else for that matter), I think that making up my own mind is what I'll stick with.
And IMHO (which FAR outweighs the government's as far as I am concerned) if you can't express yourself well without profanity, then you can't express your self well.
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Discover has almost the same article (Score:4, Informative)
My Bad (Score:1)
there already is a slashdot story... (Score:4, Informative)
Re:there already is a slashdot story... (Score:2, Funny)
Have they included... (Score:2, Interesting)
Someone had to say it... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Someone had to say it... (Score:1)
It could have been worse. There was a laundry detergent that had some giant troll arm reach out of the washer and grab your clothes. Then again, with Slashdot, inventing giant trolls would be redundant...
TV "culture"? You're soaking in it!
Re:Someone had to say it... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Someone had to say it... (Score:1)
Maybe he will also make Spray-On Hole a reality. That was my favorite Roadrunner invention.
He tested Spray-On Asshole on a company called something like "CSO", it is rummored. I wonder if it ever worked?
Picture/Mockup of actual Windhexe machine (Score:4, Informative)
Ahh, nothing like the smell of plaugerism (Score:2)
I'm going to take a stab that "Sarah" didn't "write" that article on Virginia Tech's website. Instead, I'm guessing she took the story that the Washington Post wrote, and rephrased it a little.
Nearly every sentence in Sarah's article is a clear, direct ripoff of the Washington Post article.
The correct link (Score:5, Informative)
http://www.nytimes.com/pages/magazine/ [nytimes.com]
Re:The correct link (Score:2, Interesting)
Airborne Humans [nytimes.com], Biblical Taxation [nytimes.com], Billboards That Know You [nytimes.com], Bite-Size Nukes [nytimes.com], Body Language Reveals All [nytimes.com], Cancer Vaccine, The [nytimes.com], Cinema Meets Real Life [nytimes.com], Civil Disobedience Against Affirmative Action [nytimes.com], Coincidence Theory [nytimes.com], Darknets [nytimes.com], Drought-Proof Lawn, The [nytimes.com], Enough Debating -- Let's Start Hating [nytimes.com], Espresso You Can't Mess Up [nytimes.com], Ethical Sneaker, The [nytimes.com], Fish-Eater's Cheat Sheet, The [nytimes.com], Flop Penance [nytimes.com], Food Simulator, The [nytimes.com], Foolproof Umpire, The [nytimes.com], Forget the South [nytimes.com], Futures Markets in Everything [nytimes.com], G.I. B [nytimes.com]
Breaking the laws of physics (Score:4, Funny)
Wow, it's a device that violates conservation of mass!
Re:Breaking the laws of physics (Score:1)
Naah.... they just 'forgot' to mention the ton of really really deadly vapors that they leak^H^H^H^Hcontribute to the air...
Re:Breaking the laws of physics (Score:3, Informative)
one equals two for small values of two.... (Score:3, Informative)
But somehow the powdered brocoli just doesn't seem right. "I say it's spinach and I say the hell with it."
If it works as claimed though, I can think of lots and lots of uses for it. Like maybe you could build something like a rototiller out of it (though you probably would have to mix in some larger bits to keep the powder from turning into cement when it gets wet).
Re:Breaking the laws of physics (Score:1)
Re:Breaking the laws of physics (Score:3, Informative)
Nobody said anything about conservation of weight....
Re:Breaking the laws of physics (Score:2, Insightful)
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Re:Breaking the laws of physics (Score:2, Informative)
Mass isn't conserved, mass-energy is. See nuclear bombs. However one ton of mass becomes rather a lot of energy.
Journey to the center of the earth (Score:5, Insightful)
Seems like a rather minor snag.
Re:Journey to the center of the earth (Score:5, Funny)
Sure and "clever engineering" is all thats stands between us and terraforming Venus.
So can I get an "Invention of the year" award for my idea of using one of the moons of Jupiter (i am sure the greenies would whine about using ours) as an extrasolar vehicle/colony so that humans can explore the local region of our galaxy? The propulsion idea still requires some "clever engineering"
Re:Journey to the center of the earth (Score:2)
Who wants that sort of crap... If you can get it to move around, back it up a few yards and then slam it into Jupiter! Even better, do it while hosting a reverse Survivor show where, every week before impact, p
OT: hot sauce store (Score:1)
Re:Journey to the center of the earth (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Journey to the center of the earth (Score:2, Funny)
Dude, that's the easiest part. Just slap a big ol' water cooling kit in there (and maybe some neons just for the hell of it).
Re:Journey to the center of the earth (Score:2)
(insert remark about cooling system needed for one's latest overclocked CPU and how the task of maintining temperature in the Earth's core pales in comparison here)
Re:Journey to the center of the earth (Score:2)
Well, the probe can't get hotter than 2750 C., or the molten iron blob would boil away and the ride would be over.
There are several substances which are still solid at this temperature: carbon, tungsten, thorium and magnesium oxide, etc. Carbon is a conductor; MgO is an insulator; and ThO2 won't dissolve in molten iron. So, it might be possible to build an
Re:Journey to the center of the earth (Score:1)
Windhexe? (Score:4, Funny)
Here's another page [vt.edu] with some pictures of it.
There's a "D" in there? (Score:3, Funny)
SlipHead.com - Top Idea Exchange (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:SlipHead.com - Top Idea Exchange (Score:1)
Air Pollution? (Score:5, Informative)
A garbage-processing plant in Pennsylvania will go online with its Windhexe next month; the machine can turn two tons of trash into one ton of sterile powder.
Guess what. That other ton of material isn't getting destroyed. That doesn't happen. It's probably going into the air as (very tiny) solid particles. Now, since these particles are created from the very beginning of the process, are they also sterile? I would think not. I'm not saying this process is environmentally bad. I'm only saying that waste disposal never has a simple, clean solution.
Re:Air Pollution? (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Air Pollution? (Score:2)
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My guess is, the idea of 1Ton of powder material from 2Tons of waste is an estimate really. The contraption pictured doesn't seem big enough to hold 2Tons of waste. Perhaps someone put in 10lbs of garbage and 5lbs of powder camer out? The truth is both the NYTimes article and VT link are too light on detail to really say. However, in a scaled up version, a version that could hold 2Tons of garbage, 32ft^3 of wa
Re:Air Pollution? (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Air Pollution? (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:Air Pollution? (Score:3, Insightful)
Why not? A siginificant portion of garbage is food waste and the like. This material tends to be > 50% water, so I see no reason the garbage as a whole couldn't be easily 50% water. Also, theres likely some rounding involved in going from 2 tons to 1. Like maybe two to 1.2, but1 sounded better.
Re:Air Pollution? (Score:2)
Re:Air Pollution? (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Air Pollution? (Score:2)
However, the bit about the eggshells & membranes suggests that the vortex can separate materials. Perhaps they're saying there's 1 ton of sterile powder and now only 1 ton of unsterile trash powder. That still doesn't really make sense, though.
I wondered about sterile, too. Perhaps the pulverization and superheating kills all viri and bacteria? But there must still be chemical
Well, no shit? (Score:5, Funny)
In other news, I have just concluded a study that has found that a glass of water, it turns out, is very useful for quenching thirst.
Come one now, if they can clear trailer parks in 30 seconds, isn't this just a progression of logic?
LK
Nuke the crust! (Score:2)
Tornado in a Can, industrial version (Score:5, Informative)
This is basically a high-powered cyclone dryer [okadora.co.jp]. Cyclone dryers have been around for decades, but they're not usually run at power levels high enough to get grinding effects.
Tornado in a can... (Score:1)
Shoveler: A canned tornado, huh?
Heller: Totally non-lethal, but totally effective.
Wow! A personal connection (Score:5, Interesting)
First, for the credulous, he's semi-joking. The physics of the iron sinking into the core is actually plausible, but his tone when talking about "generating a crack in the crust" is tongue-in-cheek. This would require a much larger nuclear detonation, say, than has ever been tested by anybody. The seismic consequences would be... bad. What's more, we aren't anywhere even close to being able to design probes that could survive such an environment and send messages back.
To dispel a common misconception, the interior of the earth is NOT molten. Omitting some interesting boundary layers, the Earth is composed of the following chunks from the inside out: the inner core (solid iron alloy), the outer core (molten iron alloy), the mantle (solid rock), and the crust (we live on it). If you're curious as to how we know, it's because liquids and solids have dramatically different properties as far as transmitting seismic waves. I just found a decent site at JPL here [nasa.gov] that illustrates the earth's structure nicely, although it appears to have been written for grade schoolers.
The idea that the mantle is liquid is one of the most widely held misconceptions about major geological concepts. It exhibits ductile deformation, so it flows something like a liquid, with a speed of centimeters or meters per year. Magma, however, results when rock is pushed up into the crust from the mantle - the decrease in pressure lowers the melting temperature. It can also be generated when water seeps into hot rocks - wet rock has a lower melting temperature. It is NOT evidence that the mantle itself is liquid.
So why would this work? A large body of iron would be much denser than mantle rock, and at a hundred million kilograms, the net downward force would be considerable enough to force mantle rock out of the way. I'm too lazy to figure out the physics for this post, but I would imagine this is the content of the Nature article. The interesting question would be, "would ductile deformation occur quickly enough to get the iron down in a reasonable amount of time?" The answer, apparently, is 'yes'.
Geology Summary (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Wow! A personal connection (Score:2)
Thanks, and please let us know when you find a link to a more simple explanation.
Re:Wow! A personal connection (Score:2)
I was with you right up to this point. The presence of water reducing the melting point makes no sense to me. Wouldn't water absorb heat and boil away? So what I'm getting at is this, unless the presence of water reduces
Pressure also raises the boiling point of water. (Score:3, Interesting)
real details here: (Score:2, Informative)
billboards that watch you... rf noise? (Score:2, Interesting)
This is from: billboards that watch you
Mobiltrak's technology relies on a little-known fact about car radios: they don't just receive signals; they also emit them. A car radio tunes to a particular station by mixing the signal from the ether with its own internally generated signal. It's that faint internal signal that the Mobiltrak dish picks up.
Can someone explain this? From Mobiltrak's FAQ [mobiltrak.com], it implies the "internal signal" is just RF noise - and that its noise signature is different depending upon
Re:billboards that watch you... rf noise? (Score:4, Informative)
The signal that is being picked up is the "local oscillator" of the receiver in the car radio. Essentially, almost every radio receiver uses a heterodyne receiving technique. The incoming radio waves from all sources are "mixed" in a non-linear circuit with a "local oscillator" signal produce within the receiver. The non-linear nature of the mixing circuit means that signals appear at the frequencies which are the difference between the incoming radio waves and the LO frequency.
For example, if you are tuning to FM frequency 104.1 MHz, the LO is tuned to a frequency of 114.8 MHz, creating a "copy" of the FM stations' signal at 10.7 MHz. This 10.7 MHz is called the "intermedicate frequency". Then, the actual circuitry to decode the radio modulation and create sound is designed to work off of the 10.7 MHz IF signal.
That way, the actual tuning of the radio is done by changing the LO frequency over a range of about 90 MHz to 120 MHz, using digital synthesis techniques. The LO is a sine wave, so it is easy to generate. Whatever gets mixed to the 10.7 MHz gets turned into sound coming from your speakers.
The way Mobiltrak appears to work is that most radios are not that well shielded, so the 114.8 MHz LO signal leaks out and can be detected by the Mobiltrak receiver. That LO signal contains no information, so it can't really tell if you are listening, but most people don't emit MHz signals from their car for any other reason.
Canned Tornado + Bosses chair = fun! (Score:1)
Or I could just settle for filling her crack with molten rock-gravy. Yup, great ideas indeed!
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Re:Windhexe sterilization? (Score:1)
When the vortext pulverizes dead birds into a powder, it it actually ground finely enough that bacteria are destroyed?
From the article:
It then exposes the degraded material to the heat cast off by its air compressors,
I presume it is this heat that sterilises the powder opposed to the grinding effect.
Re:Windhexe sterilization? (Score:1)
Re:Windhexe sterilization? (Score:2)
However,
My personal fav: PowerPoint makes you dumb (Score:3, Interesting)
Tufte poster (Score:2)
"PowerPoint makes you dumb" (Score:3, Insightful)
Seriously, amen to that. I'm an engineer, and I see similar examples everyday - decisions being made (and grants being awarded) on the basis of who has the flashier slides. I think we have finally brought Attention Deficit Disorder to the corporate level.
power points and the progression up the IBM ladder (Score:2)
Can't the NYT put aside this crap just once? (Score:1, Flamebait)
Could they for Christ's sake refrain from injecting liberal politics into every article they write? As if Liberals haven't overwhelmed the right with personal attacks and vicious allegations ever. That's rig
Polifka's patent (Score:2)
20020027173 Apparatus and method for circular vortex air flow material grinding [uspto.gov]
To download it as a pdf document try pat2pdf [tothink.com]
"William Speed Weed?" (Score:3, Funny)
Oh, and the project itself sounds cool as hell.
Airborne Human - so what? (Score:1)
4:1 glide ratio? Errrr... a modern paraglider gets 8:1, never mind hanggliders at 12:1 or gliders at 40:1. A paragliding wing weighs less than 15 pounds, costs less than 3000 US$, and is safe, easy, and comfortable to fly, none of which can be said of this contraption. Tens of thousands of paragliding pilots worldwide routinely use their wings to stay in the
Popular Science vs. NYT (Score:1)
We could build it... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Ahem (Score:5, Informative)
Plus, even if the laser heats the earth, it doesn't exert any force on it; the molten iron heats and then presses down on the crust to allow it to break through.
I'm also not sure what a laser would accomplish once you break through the crust. Since at that point the temperature is already really hot, and the earth is, if I remember right, molten, the issue is presumably the pressure to get your probes down farther (which the iron accomplishes), not the ability to break through the earth itself.
Re:Ahem (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Ahem (Score:3, Interesting)
Regardless, I don't think the plan is to get that far in that this really becom
Re:Ahem (Score:1)
Once it gets to the outer core, which is mostly iron, it doesn't get any deeper because the buoyancy of the iron will keep it at roughly the same level.
Not quite right (Score:1)
> inside of the sphere feels zero gravitational force
Err... did you mean to say this? It's not zero-gravitational force, otherwise coal-miners would float around!
You only feel the gravitational force of the sphere below your feet. As you get closer to the centre of the sphere, the force drops towards zero. As you say, the mass above you cancels the distant mass on the other side, so if you were inside a hollow sphere, you'd feel no ne
Project Mohole (Score:2)
Re:Ahem (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Ahem (Score:2)
Re:Ahem (Score:1)
Re:Ahem (Score:1)
Re:Ahem (Score:1)
Anyway, monkeys are too funny to drop down a tunnel, let's keep them on the surface where we can laugh at them.
Re:Digging to the centre of the Earth a good idea? (Score:1)