
Nature Releases New Model of Whale 39
Chromodromic writes "Yahoo! is running a story about Japanese scientists who say they have identified a new species of whale. The animal is a type of baleen, the family of whales that strain tiny plankton and other food from seawater. Apparently the discovery was made through the DNA analysis of nine already dead specimens. Expected follow-up: 'Japanese scientists announce extinction of newly discovered whale.'"
Re:JEESE! (Score:1, Offtopic)
Re:JEESE! (Score:1)
(Sorry. Just shoot me...)
Attacked by birds (Score:1)
how much per pound? (Score:1)
Re:how much per pound? (Score:2)
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You forgot the most important question (Score:2, Funny)
Dead? Killed! (Score:5, Insightful)
Already dead since they'd been "harvested" (hunted) for "scientific research". After the "research" requirements are met, in order not to waste precious resources, the whales are turned over to Japan's whaling industry.
As it happens, Japan does a lot of "scientific research", "harvesting" a quantity of whales that just coincidently matches the country's appetite for whale meat and blubber, considered a delicacy by the Japanese.
But it's all about science, really. As it happens the new species was identified by examining skeletons of whales "harvested" in 1970.
So only 33 years after the whales were turned into sushi, the science has caught up! Great work Japan!
I hope the new species hasn't already been hunted, I mean harvested, I mean researched, to extinction. Wouldn't that be ironic?
Re:No. (Score:3, Informative)
See definition #3 [m-w.com]. Also, if this were a disingenuous ploy to expose that the whaling industry had killed them off, then it could be construed as definition #1.
Translation (Score:5, Funny)
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Well, it wouldn't really help much in this case.
You just lose too much in the transliteration, since Slashdot doesn't support the "Whale, Northwest Pacific" Unicode [unicode.org] character set.
Re:Translation (Score:1)
(gargling sound)
Re:Translation (Score:3, Funny)
Was this whale talking to a Pak Protector?
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Thanks A LOT, bonehead.
Now people in the 23d century are going to have to unfreeze Shatner, Nimoy and three-fingered Doohan to undo the stuff that you just triggered.
In 2274 people will be cursing your name as Bill resurrects his singing career.
Re:Translation (Score:5, Funny)
Not to be a grammar cop, but I think you meant:
iiiiii iiiiiBWOOOOO BWOOii iiiii br-er-er-er-er
Conjugation counts.
Expected follow-up (Score:3, Funny)
But seriously, food science is still science. The happiest research chemist I ever met was the guy who develops new flavors of gummy bears. However, it's still at best highly questionable that any real research is done by Japanese (or whoever) whaling.
Bloody scientists out for 15 minutes of fame... (Score:4, Insightful)
Unknown to us? Hardly. It was just that this species was so like fin whales it took DNA analysis of nine different specimen to separate this "unknown animal" from fin whales.
Sure it's nice that careful DNA analysis shows that this indeed is (or at least might be - the jury is still out) a separate species, but that really don't justify the sensationalism.
Well said (Score:2)
Q.
Recent program shows odd trouble for whalers (Score:5, Interesting)
It seems more of a pride issue. The more the rest of the world says they should stop the more the old guard in japan, the same ones who see nothing wrong with japans war crimes, insist on keeping whaling alive.
Re:Recent program shows odd trouble for whalers (Score:2)
Sounds like Iceland. Whale meat isn't particularly tasty, but it's traditional. Sort of like canabalism was in certain populations in the last century. Hopefully someday we will find new traditions. At least with pre-European American settlers it's not just tradition but also their great poverty tha
Re:Recent program shows odd trouble for whalers (Score:1)
But human meat is tasty, a little sweet, though.
More Info at National Geographic (Score:4, Informative)
I take this to be good news, because if there are three distinct species that cannot be visually distinguished from each other, and one of them is determined to be rare or threatened, the Japanese will have a much harder time arguing for an outright hunt of Bryde's. I just hope they don't take the now proven usefulness of DNA information collected through "scientific" whaling, to be evidence that that particular insult to science should be continued or even expanded.
Japan eh? (Score:2)