Extreme Bugs Found In Slag Dump 53
lonefox_illuminus writes "The world's most alkaline lifeforms are living in contaminated water in the U.S. These microbial little fellas are able to exist in an environment as harsh and toxic as caustic soda."
obviously (Score:4, Funny)
1) capitol hill
2) the law firm of "Boies, Schiller & Flexner"
Re:obviously (Score:2)
1.) These bacteria are more toxic than those found on Capitol Hill since the ones on Capitol Hill still have expensive and delicate outer coverings on themselves. The lack of corrosion of these outer coverings is something that would occur naturally with the newly discovered bacteria, thus, they are more toxic than those on Capitol Hill.
2.) The distinctions between stupidly evil and toxic cannot be mor
Re:obviously (Score:1)
Wow, that's some great punk band names (Score:5, Funny)
Extreme Bugs
Alkaline Lifeform
Caustic Soda
Contaminated Water
Harsh and Toxic
Microbial Little
how right you are (Score:1)
Caustic Soda [geocities.com]
Luckily, the other names are up for grabs (according to Google).
In other news... (Score:2, Funny)
Daniel
extremophile flamers (Score:2)
Re:extremophile flamers (Score:1)
Re:extremophile flamers (Score:3, Funny)
So they are politicians.
Now they know where... (Score:2, Funny)
It goes to show . . (Score:1)
It goes to show that life can live anywhere it wants. The depth of the oceans, and the acidic worlds of a slag dump.
Re:It goes to show . . (Score:3, Informative)
It goes to show that life can live anywhere it wants. The depth of the oceans, and the acidic worlds of a slag dump.
The slag dump in the story is not highly acidic, it's highly alkalinic. Acidic would be a ph lower than 7. Alkalinic is a ph higher than 7. The dump in the story was measured to be 12.8. If I remember correctly, highly acidic is a ph less than 3, and highly alkalinic is a ph greater than 10, thus the interest in these microbes that thrive in an environment that appro
Re:It goes to show . . (Score:1)
Extremophile bacteria everywhere (Score:5, Informative)
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extreme bugs? (Score:1, Funny)
Sadly (Score:1)
I need a vacation
what a title (Score:5, Funny)
I've written code that could be described like that after it crashed and took everything else with it...
To environmentalists everywhere... (Score:5, Interesting)
Perhaps we could set up other toxic slag dump wildlife preserves in other places throughout the world.
Re:To environmentalists everywhere... (Score:2)
With your sarcasm, however, you display the typical level of ignorance of people who couldn't care less about the environment, or even about human health and welfare a generation down the road.
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Re:To environmentalists everywhere... (Score:2)
We assume that since we're the "most advanced" species on the planet, we must have the power to be a danger to it.
I think a line I read in Jurassic Park (the novel, not the movie) sums us up nicely... it goes along the lines of "We can't destroy the planet... the planet has been through a lot more than us, we may destroy humanity, but the planet would survive."
And indeed the planet has been through bigger things than we can produce... how about the entire atmosphere
Re:To environmentalists everywhere... (Score:2)
You are absolutely right: life on earth will survive no matter what humans do. And humans will be extinct long before the environment changes enough to threaten the planetary ecosystem.
That's why environmentalists are ultimately not concerned with protecting the environment for its own sake, they are concerned with protecting the environment to keep the planet habitable for humans and to stop wasting wha
Re:To environmentalists everywhere... (Score:2)
As an environmentalist, I really don't give a damn about "the natural process of evolution", and I would dispute that there even is such a thing.
What I care about is that I know that our species is adapted to the environmental status quo and that's why I want to preserve it. In fact, that's the "natural" goal for any species, i
Re:To environmentalists everywhere... (Score:1)
You want to preserve humanity? Why? All the environmentalists I know would like nothing more than to see the entire human race removed from the planet, preferably violently. It's a common enough fantasy...anyone ever see "12 Monkeys"?
Re:To environmentalists everywhere... (Score:1)
Either you don't actually know any environmentalists or you are hanging out with psychopaths claiming to be environmentalists.
Re:To environmentalists everywhere... (Score:1)
Now we've met, and know each other, and you may retire what seems a favorite strawman.
Re:To environmentalists everywhere... (Score:1)
Re:To environmentalists everywhere... (Score:2)
The city/state of New York is currently fighting to fix a leak in one of the major NYC water lines. Why are they fighting? Well, the leak made the are a wetland and they greens are saying they can not fix it because it would destroy the wetland.
The only serious post... (Score:4, Interesting)
Sucididal bugs? (Score:1)
The concept of planting sunflowers or other species of "normal" plants is that life attampts to maintain an environment where it will survive. Thus sunflowers would attempt to change the slag dump into a envornment where it can live and thus so can we. These bug, in there attempts for survival, whould maintain the alkaline nature of the dump and thus be counter productive.
Re:Sucididal bugs? (Score:1)
Re:Sucididal bugs? (Score:2)
The article mentioned the bugs feeding on the free hydrogen from the slag. It wasn't clear if that was the contaminant or just something else present in the slag.
The impression I got was that these little critters live in a similar way to their cousi
phytoremediation (Score:2, Informative)
The plants function as a contaminant sink - they are capable of absorbing trace amounts of elements/minerals from the soil. If you harvest the biomass, then you collect some of the pollutants along with it.
It has been done in gold mine tailings with alfalfa: http://www-ssrl.slac.stanford.edu/research/highlig hts_archive/alfalfa.html [stanford.edu]
Although, I don't know if this is effective enough to warrant much commercial development. It works in small amounts, but I seriously doubt
Living in extreme environments is one thing... (Score:4, Interesting)
One stop shopping, get all your cliches here! (Score:5, Funny)
I for one welcome our new Alkaline Lifeform overlords!
There is no evidence that these bacteria evolved at all. This is just another case of scientific zealots bending the facts to fit their evolution-dogma. The scientific preisthood refuse to publish any paper that openly discusses the merits of creationist theory.
Imagine an alkaline petri dish filled with a beowolf-cluster of cells!
Poll, what should the scientific name of these bacteria be?
() Coyboydacea Neilii
() Cowboyacca Neileria
() Cowboydium Neiliarum
() Cowboyira Neilacillus
() Cowboyus Neilidifera
Natalite Portman, petrified and alkalined!
Alkaline lifeforms are dying!
(1) Adapt to an alkaline enviornment.
(2) ???
(3) PROFIT!
Press release:
It would have been IMPOSSIBLE for these bacteria to have adapted to this toxic sludge-pool with without the missappropriation of SCO's intellectual property. SCO's native habitat is toxic sludge-pools and only SCO possesses the genes required to thrive in this enviornment.
In Soviet Russia alkaline sludge-pools adapt to YOU!
Bacteria can survive corrosive alkaline envionments, they can survive 600 degree temperatures, they can survive intense radiation, they can survive powerful acids, they can survive toxic heavy metals, but they couldn't survive the SLASHDOT EFFECT!
Photo: bacteria living in an alkaline enviornment [goatse.xx]
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Re:One stop shopping, get all your cliches here! (Score:2)
Obligatory Simpson's Quote... (Score:2)
Best... Post... Evar !
Re:One stop shopping, get all your cliches here! (Score:2)
One problem with this though... (Score:2, Interesting)
Although life can exist in these environments, did it actually arise in these environments or did it evolve from non-extreme ones? In the case that life could spontaneously evolve in these harsh conditions (harsh to me - perhaps not Cowboy Neal), then I would expect life everywhere in the universe. However, on the other hand, if they have to originate in 'nicer' climes and then evolve, then our search becomes more difficult.
It's just that I find it difficult to believe that the components that make up l
Re:One problem with this though... (Score:1)
Most likely the slag-dumpage occured over time as a result of industrial or mining processes. As the pH level is gradually increased, microbes that are not alkaline resistant are killed off. Those that are alkaline resistant, manage to live.
Higher-lifeform evolution seems like an extended process to us, because mammals, reptiles, and amphibs have lifecycles that are measurable in years.
We si
Re:One problem with this though... (Score:1)
All life on earth seems to have a common ancestor, it seems very unlikely that there are species of different origin in existance today.
However, it is still very valuable information that life is possible under these circumstances. If you would start out with a lifeless world that has extreme conditions such as pH or temperature, it is at least possible for life to exist there.
As for the formati
Re:One problem with this though... (Score:1)
One cell, out of countless zillions, gets zapped in a favourable way, and you have, in a shortish time scale, a colony. As the environment changed, this would be repeated, who knows how m
Very Insensitive Article (Score:1)
Hmm... (Score:1)
I think I've been in this guy's apartment...