Billy the Kid Faces The Law... Again 274
Jason Raddin writes "MSNBC.com has an interesting story about a new showdown in the Old West. It seems as if Billy the Kid can still cause problems for the law-men of New Mexico, even as he rests in his grave. Several small New Mexico towns claim to possess the "true" grave of Billy the Kid (a.k.a. William H. Bonney, Henry McCarty, Kid Antrim). Two sheriffs in Capitan, New Mexico have proposed that this mystery be solved using modern DNA testing. The proposal was made in June to exhume the remains of Bonney's mother and the two reported graves of Bonney. This has spurred a hot legal debate raising an interesting question: which is more important, tourist dollars or the truth?"
What about... (Score:5, Interesting)
Who owns those plots of land? Do dead bodies automatically become the property of the state?
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Re:What about... (Score:2)
To make it even harder for the ghouls, I am going to have my ashes spread at various places on earth (perhaps a small capsule sent to the moon?).
This serves several purposes:
1. No need to buy a burial plot - which saves space for someone else.
2. I can become part of some of the places I always wanted to go but wasn't able to.
Re:What about... (Score:3, Funny)
You forget, this is America, where the dollar reigns supreme. Not only will they dig them up, they'll broadcast it live with Heraldo Riviera doing the commentary. And I'll betcha there will be at least 2 made-for-tv movies out of this before it's all over.
All that being said, you're exactly right.
Weaselmancer
Good Name??? (Score:2)
I wouldn't worry too much about *eraldo's good name. When I think of journalistic integrity, he's not the first guy to spring to mind. I know I'm not the only guy who was rooting for the skinhead that plowed him with a chair.
But since you're so worried about it - I hereby promise to submit all future postings with *eraldo's name in it to the New York Times for proofreading before I hit {Submit}, so as not to offend the delicate sensibilities of all *eraldo fans who for some reason also read Slashdot.
W
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No shit. When I'm dead I don't want them digging up my ass in a 100 years. Going to have my dead ass creamated and my ashes spread over a pot field, so in a year or so all my friends can get together and have one more toke on me.
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What about the rights of the "fakes" to not be buried under a marker with someone elses name?
I won't pretend to know the answer to that one, but I do know that when I'm dead and gone, I'd hate to think that 200 years from now I might be under a stone marked "Bill Gates" :).
Yaz.
Re:What about... (Score:2)
Once the body is identified, the body should just be sold to the highest bidder. I think that's fair. If a city really wants him, it will have to put its money where it's mouth is. Hell, it would be even nicer if one of our American cities went in on the action. God only knows, our cities need the attraction to break the monoton
Obligatory Predictable Response (Score:4, Insightful)
The Truth (Score:4, Insightful)
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Good idea! And on that note, we should also begin the process of abandoning Las Vegas, the Bahamas, and every other tourist destination that survives solely by
Re:The Truth (Score:2)
The difference, in this case, is finding out after the fact that you thought you were one place, but were not. Like a tour bus took you to Las Vegas for the hookers, then you found out later that you were in Colorado instead. But I think that Las Vegas should be bombed.
Re:The Truth (Score:4, Insightful)
Oh, and I don't know who framed that truth vs. tourism question but it is pretty stupid.
Re:The Truth (Score:4, Insightful)
Seriously, this is sad. The dead have no rights, fair enough. But this goes against all the moralities laid down by all the major religions, as well as common decency to those who, like me, are atheists. Leave him in the fucking ground.
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Re:The Truth (Score:2)
But would you? How long do we have to wait before its bona fide historical archaeology rather than grave desecration?
Re:The Truth (Score:2)
Fuck 'em. If they think its worth spending money on then they deserve everything they get.
Besides, it would be stupid for the 'owners' of the various graves to agree to having 'their' BTK exhumed because then each one runs the risk of being discredited.
Unfortunately, yes (Score:2)
There are alegedly three resting places of Billy, all of them being in different cities, and being tourist attractions. Obviously, at least two of them are going to be disproved (provided all of them arent).
This means that, as far as tourist sites, they are going to lose out; they would rather be a possible resting place of The Kid
Re:The Truth (Score:2)
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Re:The Truth (Score:3, Insightful)
By digging up some ratty old pile of bones, you are destroying the mystique of the Kid. No one cares if these graves really hold the actual bones of Billy the Kid. People go to these places to experience the legend up close, not for a
okay. sure.... so where do computers come in? (Score:2, Insightful)
but this? bah...
Re:okay. sure.... so where do computers come in? (Score:5, Insightful)
Consider the following example. A person is murdered. A murder-machine is invented 100 years after the person is killed that tells who killed a person even 100 years after the person died. Is it ethical to put the families of the suspects (all the suspects are long dead) through the trauma of knowing that their grandfather was a murderer?
Geekdom is occasionally concerned with science fiction, and science fiction creates worlds with rules designed such that the author can play with an idea. Here, the rules change such that a person can determine identity 100%. This change makes this News for Nerds, and I'd certanly say that the issue of retroactive technology, which can include DNA Testing, Mitochondrial DNA, and Cryogenics, matters.
Re:okay. sure.... so where do computers come in? (Score:2)
The Slashdot fortune cookie reads, "One person's error is another person's data."
A showdown, eh? (Score:4, Funny)
Mayor Lopez: Draw.
Sheriff Graves: No!
(Lopez pauses)
Graves: I thought we could settle this like men!
Lopez: You thought wrong, dude.
*BLAM*
(Back to the Future ref for those of you in the sad sad dark.)
Possible problem with the truth... (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Possible problem with the truth... (Score:3, Insightful)
Not too different to what'll happen if either one is proven to be him.
Re:Possible problem with the truth... (Score:3, Funny)
An even better question is... what if he turns out to be in BOTH graves???
Re:Possible problem with the truth... (Score:2)
You think that's a problem? (Score:2)
Re:Possible problem with the truth... (Score:2)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0036241/
KFG
Re:Possible problem with the truth... (Score:2)
Try Brushy Bill Roberts' grave? (Score:2)
What I find most intriguing about The Kid, is the fact that he may not have been killed at all that night at Fort Sumner. I've read Sheriff Pat Garrett's book "The Authentic Life of Billy The Kid" and remember the description of The Kid's fateful night was rather cloudy - it was dark during the shootout. It's been a while since I've read it though.
If it turns out that Billy's body isn't in either of those graves, perhaps they should exhume Brushy Bill Roberts' grave. For those who don't know the Brushy Bil
Better Question (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Better Question (Score:2)
rj
Re:Better Question (Score:2, Flamebait)
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Even Better Question (Score:2)
What the hell is a Chisttian, then?
Hell, even if you'd gotten the first part right (Christmas == Xmas) you've still got Xtian == Christtian. What's that? Or did you repeatedly use "Xtian" because you thought it was a neat way to say "Christian" (perhaps somewhat derisively) without ever thinking it through even once?
Re:Better Question (Score:3, Funny)
As long as the tourists keep hiding their money in graves, why shouldn't I dig it up?
What about RIP? (Score:5, Funny)
Whatever happened to the whole "rest in peace" notion? Let me get this in writing right now: if someone comes diggin' me up in a century or so, I am *so* gonna haunt that guy!
How about respect? (Score:5, Insightful)
How about respecting the dead? Is 'loss of tourism' really the best answer we can come up with to not open up two people's graves (at least one of whom is assuredly not Billy the Kid)?
Re:How about respect? (Score:2)
Bah! Respecting the dead, sure. But what's the point of respecting their corpses? It's not like they're in there anymore.
Re:How about respect? (Score:2)
Re:How about respect? (Score:2)
Re:How about respect? (Score:2)
In any case, I don't understand this (relatively common, in the West at least) obsession with corpses. I mean, they're dead -- making fossil fuel, pushing up daisies. Who cares, or should care, decades later? If they're all so Pharoah-esque worried about the future of their corpse, they should s
Re:How about respect? (Score:2, Funny)
I would if I'd built my home on a native american graveyard. I've seen what happens in the movies.
Re:How about respect? (Score:2)
I'll prove that no one inhabits the cadavers of the supposed Billy the Kids when you can prove that someone does indeed inhabit your living breathing body. Indeed if you can manage that feat I might begin to take your assertions of what is and isn't sacrosanct seriously.
Re:How about respect? (Score:2)
OTOH, if anyone other than you exists, and you cannot determine whether my body is your own body or that of anyone else, you must either assert
Re:How about respect? (Score:2)
But you are the one that seeks to determine what can and can not be done with body of a deceased person. And you are the one that seeks to speak on behalf of that dead person. Why is it that you assume that if some vestige of the self remains within the body after death, that the thing that they desire is to be stuck in a ditch, covered with earth, and eaten by worms.
Re:How about respect? (Score:2)
Re:How about respect? (Score:2)
I have merely pointed out that parent posts have assumed things not in evidence; namely, that just because a human being has died means that their bodies are open to whatever they desire to do to/with them.
No, you didn't ask for evidence you demanded proof of the position that nearly every person, dualist or otherwise, agrees upon that the self is no longer coincide after death. Evidence, being the lack of behaviour after death, that may not be proof but to most of us it is pretty convincing evidence.
Re:How about respect? (Score:2)
Re:How about respect? (Score:2)
How will we know unless we dig 'em up and check?
Seriously though, even in cultures where corpses are revered
Re:Just guessing here... (Score:2)
Er No, your right I won't. That one proves to you that you exist and proves to me that at I exist, but does not prove to either of us that the other exists. The problem of other minds has proved to be intractable, the usual answer to solipsism is "don't be so silly". So, I was on pretty safe ground when I set the challenge:-)
Re:How about respect? (Score:3, Interesting)
This probably isn't a sm
DNA Records (Score:2)
Re:How about respect? (Score:2)
What about the respect for Billy the Kid so that we know his true grave or out of respect for someone who we believe is someone else, maybe we may find out their true identity instead of remembering them as someone else. I believe in this case finding the truth would be respecting the dead.
Re: Go ahead, Wake the Dead Kid (Score:2, Informative)
IHT Article [iht.com]
Why? Because it may reveal that one Sheriff Garrett was really a murderer, covering his crime with wild claims. This would serve justice to his victim. The effort will be made to verify the claims of Brushy Bill Roberts of Texas who died at the age of 90 claiming to be the muderous outlaw. If this man is Billy the Kid, is it so distasteful to disturb his grave, seeing as how he sent so many people to their graves? To exhume the man who claimed to be Billy The Kid would dispoil the grave of
Re:How about respect? (Score:2)
How the fuck would they like to have some bearded hippy and his braless teenage sidekick dig up his skull, scoop out the insides, declare that he had funny teeth so muct have been a weaver and proceed to give him a huge shnozz and disproportionately large eyeballs and stick him in a case for a few years
This is not (Score:2, Informative)
Technology to the Rescue! (Score:2)
This would probably cost more and admittedly does leave you with the problem of making sure you "strike it rich" on the drilling and may have to make multiple entry attempts, but wouldn't that bring even more media attention and tourist interes
Yeah, real smart... (Score:2)
Bye bye tourist dollars.
Re:Yeah, real smart... (Score:2)
This will of course be super-patriotic, funded by tax dollars, and at last answer the question: Who is hiding in Elvis' grave?
I think Shakespeare said it best... (Score:2, Interesting)
They should leave him be. (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:They should leave him be. (Score:2)
DNA Database (Score:2)
Oh yeah, I will be famous by then!!! Though they might still dig me up to pry my rocking Voodoo3 3500 out of my dead cold hands!!!
Not only could it tell who was the right Billy: (Score:4, Interesting)
Shock results predicted: (Score:2)
(Some Greek type called Ovid, or something, probably)
New Mexico...for tourism? (Score:5, Insightful)
Nobody really cares, outside of those towns.
The problem is, some of these town, having basically nothing aside from big-ass desert, have so little in the way of anything whatsoever, that some of these little towns a hundred miles from anything have to go out of their ways to rationalize their existance.
And you know what's really shocking? It's not even a tourist thing. There's not that much cash in it. Nobody makes holy pilgrimages to Billy the Kid's tomb. It's a pride thing. It's completely about these towns wanting some claim to history, however miniscule.
It's rather sad really. Not unlike the town of Roswell, where you can't go downtown without seeing a dozen shops selling schlocky plastic alien trinkets.
Re:New Mexico...for tourism? (Score:4, Interesting)
I certainly agree that this might be getting a little too much attention. However, I think it might be taking it a little far to think that Silver City is trying to rationalize its existence on the fact that Billy the Kid's mom is buried here. In fact, aside from post cards, I've never really seen any Billy the Kid merchandise. Maybe I should go into business.
more important? (Score:2)
There's money involved. Go for the truth. To do less while continuing to rake in tourist dollars is fraud and false advertising.
Grave digging (Score:2)
Don't these cops have anything better to do than chase 100+ year old dead criminals?
Well, it depends... (Score:2)
Theres (Score:2, Interesting)
there is a simple way to solve this exact problem [loc.gov]
Obligatory Simpsons quote... (Score:3, Interesting)
Homer Jay Simpson: Dig him up! Dig up that corpse! If you really love Jebediah Springfield, you'll haul his bones out of the ground to prove my daughter wrong! Dig up his grave! Pull out his tongue!
Mayor 'Diamond' Joe Quimby: Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?
Besides, what happens when neither corpse is the Kid? I mean, anyone who has seen the Simpsons Halloween special knows he's buried in Springfield, just waiting for all of us to throw away our guns! :-)
Re:Obligatory Simpsons quote... (Score:2)
Hmmm (Score:2)
Billy the Kid is NOT DEAD! (Score:2)
There are a few references out there of Billy moonlighting [theage.com.au] at some other professions as well.
This is Slashdot! I thought everyone knew this. Do some reasearch, people!
Can't see the logic here (Score:3, Insightful)
- popular legend has it that Billy the Kid was buried in place A
- some guy said "I'm Billy the Kid" before he died, and he's buried in place B
- another guy said "I'm Billy the Kid" before he died, and he's buried in place C
Surely places A, B and C are all benefitting from tourist dollars out of the pockets of people wanting to see the "real" Billy the Kid's hole in the ground.
Why on earth would the officials in place A want to (a) disturb the remains of 4 people (3 Kids and mum), (b) potentially wreck the tourism incomes of places B & C, and (c) potentially wreck the tourism income of their own town? If (c) happens, then I figure they won't be re-elected and will probably need to find a new place to live.
Surely the commonsense thing for guys in towns A, B & C is to leave things exactly as they are, and try to fuel the mystery of BtK's final resting place as part of his mystique.
"They think they've got him somewhere else, but old Mabel up the road remembers his grandson who lived just next door and he was a helluva shot with a gun, just like ol' Billy. Killed 150 buffalo in an afternoon with his bare hands, he did, and ate 'em all for dinner that night; never seen a buffalo in these parts since. You can see the family resemblance in this here photo, and you can get your own copy for only $5"
"Disturbing" the dead is a holy duty - maybe (Score:2)
Email author (Score:2)
Billy the Kid in Texas? (Score:2)
Brushy Bill Roberts. (Score:2)
Refer to my other post [slashdot.org] on Brushy Bill Roberts - I bet it's the connection you're looking for.
For those of you who have seen the movie "Young Guns II", Brushy Bill Roberts is not just some character the writers came up with, he's for real. Whether he really was William H. Bonney, nobody knows.
zChanging history? (Score:2)
History will remain exactly the same as it was. Only our accounting of it will change.
Is this being pushed by NAMBLA (Score:2)
Harvesting DNA.
Hey, this could be fun. (Score:2, Funny)
Tourist Dollars, easily (Score:3, Informative)
Our country is littered with "historical" markers that bear only the faintest resemblances to the events they supposedly commemorate. These Billy the Kid graves are just a tiny spur of that iceberg. History is in the thrall of local chambers of commerce. Think they want to tell a story that isn't favorable to their area?
The number of museums to Custer that are out there is an okay example of when it's just innocent squabbling, not a total whitewash. There are collections of Custer memorabilia scattered from Michigan to North Dakota (and of course Montana), and they're all bitterly opposed to giving up a scrap from his leather belt. It's a matter of tourism and civic pride. Want to see the definitive Custer exhibit? Get ready to spend a summer.
That's when it isn't the obviously censored version. James Loewen wrote a decent, fun little book, "Lies Across History," about those. Monuments to Confederate dead in Montana -- not a state, not even a territory, during the Civil War. References to "battles" all over the place, when they weren't battles at all: the Mormons ambush and slaughter a huge wagon train of settlers, but the monument calls it a battle with the federal government. And so on.
So your answer is: Tourist Dollars.
all they have to do: (Score:2, Interesting)
We all know Billy the kid isn't dead (Score:3, Funny)
Springfield (Score:2, Funny)
It was on the Simpson's. It _must_ be true!
Re:What's DNA? Diluted neuron afflction?!?! (Score:2)
once again, we have decided to NOT the fscking article...or even the news caption..
exume means to 'dig up'
and mother means 'she whom gave birth to Billy'.
nuff said.
There really is a goatse link. (Score:2)
Look closely at that URL, there's a goatse re-direct CSS in there.
&target=web-search/redirect.html&url=http://goats
Re:Big schmeal (Score:2)
Off Topic, But.... (Score:2)
I think my brain threw up all over itself.
Re:Does it matter? (Score:2)
Does that mean that while you're alive I can bury you every other day? I'm busy, so I might have to leave you down there for a few days or a week sometimes.