Computer Control Implants for the Paralyzed 239
unassimilatible writes: "The Boston Globe is reporting that Cyberkinetics Inc. is about to ask federal regulators for permission to start testing a device that would enable paralyzed people to control computers directly with their brains or possibly help them move their limbs. Initially, the device, implanted into the brains of paralyzed people, will help them control a cursor on a screen or play video games. Researchers believe the technology could one day enable paralyzed people to type, control lights and heating controls, maneuver wheelchairs, or even manipulate robotic arms. I, for one, look forward to playing Stephen Hawking in Unreal Tournament 2004."
Remote control? (Score:2)
Now, further, let's say we can hijack that signal.
Personally, I'm hoping EVERYONE gets on of these.
Re:Remote control? (Score:2)
My claim to fame (Score:4, Funny)
Now they have to go and take that from me.
Now, sharks can control those laser beams on their heads too!
Re:My claim to fame (Score:1)
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I, for one... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I, for one... (Score:2)
Seriously, how much latency is there between the brain and an appendage? Wouldn't a cybernetic implant cut down on most of this and give them an unfair advantage in FPS games?
Re:I, for one... (Score:4, Insightful)
Nerve impulses travel at about 120 m/s. If we assume we are talking about a big person, with 1.0 M from fingertip to brain, we are looking at about 8 ms of delay. Assuming we use some one-way protocol, the delay in using electrons to transmit the signal would be about 0.33 ps (1e-9 seconds) Obviously, the device would have to do some processing before sending the signal, but lets just ignore that. The average human has a reaction time of between 400 ms and 600 ms. Even assuming that gamers have super reaction times of 300 ms, an 8 ms decrease is 2.7%. So it is trivial. On the other hand, it may give an advantage in terms of accuracy. But so what, so does an expensive mouse. I heard that somebody modified Quake to give off audio clues of where everything on screen is, and blind people could kick sighted peoples' asses royally at it.
To put it in computer terms, the human reaction time bottle neck isn't the IO subsystem, but the CPU ;)
Something that MAY give an unfair advantage is eye-tracking. Because you don't THINK about looking at something that startles you, you just DO. So if the system can track your eye movements, you will aim WAY faster (Not to mention better) that with a mouse. So how would you fire your gun? Hmmm, Fred Sabberhagen used eye twitches or something in his Berserker novels...the problem with that is, if you are linking the game to your automatic reflexes, you better not be playing a team based game, because you will be shooting before you are even fully aware that you have seen something. (In the Berserker novels, they user lasers that operate on a specific frequency, and wore protective suits that reflect said frequency. So they didn't need to worry about shooting first, identifiying later, since they couldn't hurt one another) I know that have built eye tracking devices that chimps have been able to use to "click" on things like a mouse, by looking at a button and then blinking.
Spinal Memory (Score:2)
Re:I, for one... (Score:3, Informative)
Allow me to set the scene. Homer, while floating around in the ship and eating Ruffles, crashes headfirst into an ant farm designed to study whether ants can be used to sort tiny screws in space. The ants fly everywhere.
Re:I, for one... (Score:2)
Re:I, for one... (Score:2)
Not that I'm accusing you of that. But I will cut-and-paste your response for future ... reference. ;-)
Everyone knows... (Score:2, Funny)
I, for one,... (Score:1)
I, for one, look forward to playing Stephen Hawking in Unreal Tournament 2004.
Whew.... Thank God. For a minute there I thought you were gonna say something else.
In other news... (Score:1)
- Cyberkinetics awards Oracle contract to keep track of individual "Social Security - Media Access Control" addresses of devices in anticipation of federal mandate to implant device in all newborns
If Oracle is involved... (Score:2)
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it's been done (Score:2)
I wouldn't want to play him though; I get Pwn3d enough as it is...
Re:Hawking (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Hawking (Score:2)
Rocket whore!!! (Score:2)
Re:Hawking (Score:2)
Oh come now, this is Hawking after all - I'm sure the translocator would be his weapon of choice.
I prefer to use the Skarjj Hybrid (Score:2)
What about me!? (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:What about me!? (Score:4, Insightful)
Simple, funding.
It is a lot easier for researchers to get grant to "cure a disease" than it is to make computer access easier for everyone. It is also easier to get FDA approval for human trials when the goal is to improve quality of life for disabled people than it is when the goal is to make cooler video games.
Be patient. The medical applications come first, the consumer ones will follow.
Re:What about me!? (Score:2)
Yes, it's a Matrix reference. However, I want one too! Department of Ironic Department.
Re:What about me!? (Score:2)
You know if you could get one under your company health plan, you would have one.
And the fastest, meanest one out there. And beat the real handicapped people to the best parking spots to unload that baby.
Hell yeah... (Score:1)
w3rd.
Hawking can already kick your ass in Quake and GTA (Score:5, Funny)
bah... (Score:1)
Re:bah... (Score:2)
If I had the choice between a new arm a robotic one... might actually be a tough call. How about terminator-style flesh-over-metal. You have surgical stainless bones and one hella strong grip, but you can still feel due to nerves in the overlaying flesh.
Technology can, and do, exist quite nicely in many situations.
Re:bah... (Score:2)
Damn, what a splendid day that will be. Imagine sitting down at your computer at home, alone on a Friday night, and starting up Jenna Jameson's Virtual Sex... and then seeing her hovering over you, with those luscious, beautiful breasts heaving with every thrust..... um, oops... sorry. I'll clean that off the keyboard, really.
Re:bah... (Score:2)
I can just picture Stephen Hawking in a Vishnu pose with like 6 arms and an orange halo/aura, about to unleash devestation.
Hawking and CS (Score:2)
Someone needs to frag his ass.
Good news for Captain Pike (Score:2)
Couldn't find a larger version.
WIRED article (Score:2, Informative)
http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/9.08/assist.htm l [wired.com]
Firing existing muscles (Score:1)
What type of hardware would it take to "fire muscles"? It seems in that case you'd have to run wires to all
Re:Firing existing muscles (Score:1)
hmm, but then would i need a subway pass for my monkey?
Robotic arms? (Score:1)
Hacking or Cracking (Score:2)
I'm not sure it's a good idea (Score:1)
I, for one, look forward to playing Stephen Hawking in Unreal Tournament 2004.
I'd think twice before confronting one of the best physicists around. Picture this: Stephen gets tired of being fragged, sits back at his desk for a while and gets back to the action with a new relativistic time-and-space-warping weapon that makes a BFG10K look as dangerous as a water pistol. Scary.
Serious predictions (Score:5, Insightful)
It will be used for porn...
It will be used as a drug...
It will be used for gaming...
Finally, it will be used in business....
They just don't have any economic power.
Re:Serious predictions (Score:2)
Re:Serious predictions (Score:2)
The motorized wheelchairs are a huge seller due to laziness, not handicap. You dont have to advertise for the handicap, they come looking for you! (no soviet russia comments please)
But seriously, just the old and the lazy buy those wheelchairs off of the commercials. I saw some perfectly abled person actually lift one of those out of a rut (yes, like seinfeld with george running with his)
Re:Serious predictions (Score:3, Funny)
Microsoft, the RIAA and the MPAA will fight to have your brain DRM'd so that you can't even think about their products without paying the licensing fees.
Brain hacking will be the next big teenage geek sport with Sobig2010 causing major epileptic fits around the world.
All pretenses of religion will be dropped for the truely important holy crusade of MacHeads vs Penguinistas
Re:Serious predictions (Score:2)
Re:Serious predictions (Score:2)
Helping the disabled is a niche market but lucrative because lots of people NEED these devices. You can also garantee repeat customers. Basically, anything remotely involving health care is looking like a good bet for the next 20 years. I plan on wringing every dolla
Re:Serious predictions (Score:2)
What a curious comment. (Shakes head, amazed.)
Anyhow, yes, there is money to be made in selling wheelchairs, crutches, whatever. Medical insurance and over-priced essentials are good buddies. But we don't sit around discussing the latest motorized wheelchair like we discuss the latest movie or MP3 player.
New technology rarely benefits the people who most desperately need it. It sucks but it's true.
I'm still amazed at your comment about selfishness. I simply never met a
great... (Score:1)
grudge match! (Score:4, Funny)
The winner plays Captain Christopher Pike.
(I'm such a geek. *sigh*)
Re:grudge match! (Score:2)
Re:grudge match! (Score:2)
*beep*
I've seen worse. Much worse. (Score:2)
The winner plays Captain Christopher Pike.
(I'm such a geek. *sigh*)
You ever see the film "Trekkies" [trekdoc.com]? There's an uber-geek in that film who has built his own Christopher Pike wheelchair and then, I kid you not, goes riding in it around town! The scene where he goes to Radio Shack to pick up some new parts for it is hilarious! If you haven't seen this flick, rent it tonight! You'll never make the mistake of calling yourself a geek again after you see the people in this movie!
GMD
Yes, but... (Score:2)
Isn't this still just biofeedback (Score:1, Interesting)
Expanding on that... (Score:1)
This could foreseeably be used in anyone, couldn't it? It would be much faster to type with your mind rather than your fingers and would eliminate the occurance of carpal tunnel and like things. Heck, you could change channels just thinking about it or turn on the light without getting out of bed. (A new era of laziness!) I wonder i
Re:Expanding on that... (Score:2)
Ouch (Score:1)
Experiment on the Vulnerable (Score:2)
Answer: because the implants are dangerous new techologies, so let's begin our experiments with subjects who have so much more to gain, thus less to lose when things go wrong.
Hawkins would whip your ass. (Score:3, Funny)
Lets hope that Gates doesn't get into his head that this is potentially life extending though. Think about it, when you're old and feeble, your drones can have just come off the assembly line. Then again, running Windows on his implants might be fitting punishment.
Re:Hawkins would whip your ass. (Score:2)
Yes, but he's still laboring under the misconception that when you reach the end of the game, time reverses itself and the games plays backwards back to the beginning...
Re:Hawkins would whip your ass. (Score:2)
Animal Testing (Score:1)
Re:Animal Testing (Score:5, Informative)
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One step closer to the Matrix... (Score:2)
Duke University (Score:4, Interesting)
My coworker (a Duke alum) told me that the researchers then tied down the monkey's arm and asked it to reach for the food again. The monkey's arm didn't move, but the robotic arm did. I can't find any articles on that, but here's [cbsnews.com] one about some monkey's playing video games just by thinking it. Cool stuff.
In other news... (Score:2, Funny)
"When the kids are away, i set them to DD. But if there's company over or Sally is going out with co-workers, I like to bring 'em down to a conservative B.
When it come out Ill use it to... (Score:2)
Cool (Score:2)
But why would I want to control a paralyzed person?
Neat game ideas from this (Score:2)
There's all sorts of interesting game ideas you could take from this. Of course, as others mentioned, death match FPS will never be the same.
Old, very old news... (Score:2)
October 26, 1998 8:05 AM PT
By Reuters
ATLANTA -- A paralyzed Georgia man who received a tiny brain implant has become the first human to control a computer using only his thoughts...
Here if you wanna read the rest of it... [lougehrigsdisease.net]
Quake Master (Score:2)
Even without control of his legs he would kick your ass.
He has a PhD in pain and a Masters in diaster, the mighty Stephen Hawking is a Quake Master [mchawking.com].
No way I'm playing Stephen Hawking (Score:2)
Not me, he'd probably start using time-space continuum cheats. :)
Play video games? (Score:2)
And play video games?
Sounds pretty tempting.
Hypothetical (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Hypothetical (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Hypothetical (Score:2)
controlling a robotic arm? (Score:2, Funny)
cant wait for the next step.. (Score:2)
WHAT THE FUCK?! (Score:2)
For those who have arthritis from consoles (Score:2)
I'll need one of these after my Xbox controllers have finally rendered my hands useless.
Transhumanism is like libertarianism... (Score:2)
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Re:Stephen Hawking... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Stephen Hawking... (Score:1)
Thanks for the laugh!
Re:Stephen Hawking... (Score:2)
Re:Stephen Hawking... (Score:2)
Even if we have to hack their implants
Re:Stephen Hawking... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Stephen Hawking (be careful what you wish for) (Score:3, Funny)
Ken: You've *ruined*... You...
Buffy: Hey, Ken, wanna see my impression of Gandhi?
(crushes his skull with a club)
Lily: Gandhi?
Buffy: Well, you know, if he was really pissed off.
...shamelessly lifted from the Buffyverse Dialog Database [vrya.net]
Abraham Lincoln (Score:2)
Don't even think it. (Score:2)
He's not the soft-hearted scientist you think he is -- I heard about how he capped a bunch of MIT punks last year in a driveby. Dum-dum clip loaded in his AK-47, bustin out bullets to the beat of the bass... it wasn't a pretty sight for the cleanup crew the next morning.
He'll lay the whole story down for you, here [mchawking.com] (scroll do
Re:Stephen Hawking... (Score:2)
Re:Watch out, now. (Score:1)
Re:Watch out, now. (Score:2)
Re:This story paralyzed me with it's honesty & (Score:1)
Re:Does it do enough to justify... (Score:1)
Anyone rememebr that blind guy that can now "see" in very low resolution thanks to a couple of cameras mounted on glasses, a wearable computer, and a bunch of leads runing into his brain? (I looked for the article in Wired, where I first read about it, but was foiled by my hangover) HE seemed to think it was worth the risk, even though calibration the thing gave him a really nasty seisure once.
Some people will want this
Re:Does it do enough to justify... (Score:2)
Behind the ear is a Vehicle Control Rig. Datajacks are plugged in front the ear, usually, although subsequent sourcebooks introduced datajacks in cybereyes, fingertips, then later on pretty much anywhere. Behind the ear is still riggerland though, and is quite possibly the best way to identify riggers from those other speed challenged weenies.
Man, now I need to play Shadowrun. Where's the gamemaster when you need him?
Re:I'm gonna watch Matrix 3 tomorrow (Score:2)
You'll be plenty of euros poorer.
Re:Natural Selection... (Score:2)