Catching Up With The Rocket Guy 105
Jedi Holocron writes "The full article is at Space.Com and reports on the current status of Brian "Rocket Guy" Walker's home-brew space program. This is the guy who is planning to build a rocket in his backyard, funded by his toy inventions. He's scaled back from an X-Prize launch to a mere 15,000 feet with a sky-diving return. This could be the next ride installed next to Disney's Mission:Space if he has his way!!! All told he's now calling it an amateur rocket, however it doesn't look like the model rockets I remember."
another great american tragedy (Score:1)
Re:another great american tragedy (Score:1)
You won't be laughing.. (Score:2)
Not crazy. (Score:3, Informative)
Only poor people are crazy. Rich people are excentric!
Re:Not crazy. (Score:2)
So you watch Smallville too, eh? BTW, it's eccentric.
Ejection System (Score:5, Funny)
It's nice to see... (Score:3, Insightful)
I didn't either... (Score:1, Funny)
Interesting (Score:2)
Re:Interesting (Score:2, Interesting)
The expected failure rate on that system they're supposed to wheel out in a few years is going to be high. They won't have tested it, and if it's anything like the systems that shot down the Iranian airliner "by mistake", it only has to fail once for this rocket guy to skydie.
Re:Interesting (Score:4, Insightful)
Concur.
and if it's anything like the systems that shot down the Iranian airliner "by mistake", it only has to fail once for this rocket guy to skydie.
Count on it to fail at least twice.
Failure number one: Mistaken identity is made, live fire at Rocket Guy.
Failure number two: The fucking thing misses Rocket Guy cleanly and then goes on to take out a 757 minding its own business at 45,000 feet, two states over.
Re:Interesting (Score:2)
Re:Interesting (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Interesting (Score:1)
The ultimate goal is to go straight up 50 miles. There are no plans for orbit, just to fulfill the childhood dream of a private citizen. Orbit requires going at least 170 miles up and going 17,000 MPH around the earth. Lots of up and lots of sideways. Going up to a straight up to a stop and dropping back down is different.
Re:Interesting (Score:2, Informative)
Heat shield not that neccessary for the "amateurs" (Score:2)
BTW, the Redstone was a single-stage rocket an reached a height of about 100 miles.
Re:Interesting (Score:1)
You're right, he's not gunning for the x prize, that would require going into orbit. He wants to shoot 50 miles straight up and come straight back down.
Obligatory quote (Score:2)
who cares where they come down?
That's not my department!
(...says Werner von Braun.)
Re:The X-prize is retarded (Score:5, Insightful)
Those who are working on a budget that makes the prize itself impressive do not have a chance.
Re:The X-prize is retarded (Score:1)
Re:The X-prize is retarded (Score:2)
Actually the idea behind it is to encourage innovation that DOES make the prize worthwhile; the people behind the X-Prize would love to see a SSTO launch capability that can be funded at that kind of level.
Even if they spend an order of magnitude MORE than the prize itself, they will still have advanced the state of the art well beyond what NASA is currently able to achieve; NASA's launch costs are estimated at
Re:The X-prize is retarded (Score:1)
Sure, it may flop. But it's a great idea, and it should be pursued aggressively.
Re:The X-prize is retarded (Score:1, Funny)
A cheaply reusable rocket would allow for more moderately wealthy people taking the greatest vacation of all.
I doubt those moderately wealthy folks will quite understandnd what they are in for when they sign up for "the big vacation in the sky."
Re:The X-prize is retarded (Score:3, Interesting)
Then, there's the thrill factor. You've gone into space. Twice. And you've the technology to go there again. But it's too expensive to go it alone. So you start advertising for N'Sync musicians interested in a visit to Low Earth Orbit.
(After which, you tell him the music is carp, read him some Vogon poetry, and throw him out of the airlock. After which, he has 30 secon
Re:The X-prize is retarded (Score:1, Funny)
Spare some change, mister?
When you catch up with the rocket guy (Score:5, Funny)
Re:When you catch up with the rocket guy (Score:2)
-Chu
It's cool that he's a toymaker (Score:4, Insightful)
I'm also sure it's good for him because he can turn around and make action figures of himself and his rocket!
Re:It's cool that he's a toymaker (Score:2)
Hydrazine! (Score:2)
A fine show, even without Barney...I mean, Don Knotts. And I now realize we need more
Hear about the guy who tried this 5 years ago? (Score:1)
A Darwin Award waiting to happen? (Score:1)
Re:A Darwin Award waiting to happen? (Score:1)
I sure hope you just don't know what a Darwin Award is, and that you are not not just trolling (god, I put you in my friends list!). The Darwin Awards is(are) a joke... It is an award, awarded to the guy (or girl) who killed him(her)self in the most stupid way in the course of the year, thus cleaning the gene pool; Darwinism... look here [darwinawards.com]
I'm just waiting... (Score:1)
Can Elton John take any legal action? (Score:5, Funny)
I thought *he* was the rocket man?
Re:Can Elton John take any legal action? (Score:1)
Re:Can Elton John take any legal action? (Score:1)
Yeah... and I suppose it's "rocket man" not "rocket guy".
It's like Radiation Dude. Whereas Radioactive Man's catch phrase is "up and atom" in a delicious pun, Radiation Dude's is just "up and let's go."
hmm that's easier alright (Score:3, Insightful)
Isn't that what a lot of small airfields propose under the name of "parachute jump" for $100, 1-hour training session included for first-timers ?
Prestige (Score:1)
This is just wonderful, this is gonna remove all the prestige from winning a Darwin Award!!!
Everything that goes up (Score:1)
Favorite Quote (Score:4, Funny)
If I owned one of these I could change my bumper to stick to read "My rocket has killed less people than Ted Kennedy's car" That would be sweet.
Re:Favorite Quote (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Favorite Quote (Score:2)
Re:Favorite Quote (Score:1)
My rocket has killed fewer people...
Re:Favorite Quote (Score:1)
Or if his father's read:
"My kid's toy rocket beat up your kid's toy rocket..."
Until a NASA guy's dad pulls up behind him.
hydrogen peroxide (Score:1)
Re:hydrogen peroxide (Score:1)
Re:hydrogen peroxide (Score:3, Informative)
Chances of failure... (Score:2)
If he only wants to hit 15K feet... (Score:3, Interesting)
If they just fixed the whole nasty "randomly exploding" problem it was prone to, it could be fun.
I don't know much about the lil rocket, but didn't the Russians also build a version? Anyone know anything about that?
Re:If he only wants to hit 15K feet... (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:If he only wants to hit 15K feet... (Score:1)
Off topic drift, but... (Score:3, Interesting)
Seems as if he only had one leg.
Turns out he was a ME163 pilot and lost the leg to a young man flying a Spitfire who managed to hit him and blow his leg off in the process, but not quite take his Komet out of the sky.
My elderly friend said getting shot with the 50 calibre through the upper leg knocked him unconcious.
So consider what ensued: You wake up in agony, only to look down and see that one o
Goddamn Fokkers... (Score:2)
A Spitfire World War II pilot is reminiscing before school children about his days in the air force. (Joke best delivered with a good, thick British accent)
"In 1942," he says, "the situation was really tough. The Germans had a very strong air force. I remember, " he continues, "one day I was protecting the bombers and suddenly, out of the clouds, these fokkers appeared.
(At this point, several of the children giggle.)
I looked up, and right
Re:Goddamn Fokkers... (Score:1)
Dutch, that is. Anthony Fokker fled Germany at the end of the Great War and continued to build aircraft in The Netherlands till his death in 1939 (more info here [worldonline.nl]).
Fokker Aircraft continued to design and build marvellous aircraft but selling them became a problem. Finally in 1996 (after the Dutch Gov't withdrew financial support and Deutsche Aerospace had bought it) they went bankrupt.
Stork [stork.com] now maintains Fokker
Re:Goddamn Fokkers... (Score:2)
I'm assuming that you Dutch don't have a company called, "Toddler" that might take over next...
Paul
DIY Space Ship (Score:1)
Re:DIY Space Ship (Score:2)
Re:DIY Space Ship (Score:2)
First: notice the first part of the name: home. A lot of neat/useful things for someone with a home to work on. Not a whole lot useful for a rocket designer. The wrong tools for the job, and the wrong metals. Not a big deal though, most areas have a metal store nearby that sells plenty of useful things, and can help you find the tools. (In rulal areas these stores are common too, farmers do a lot of repairs themselves)
Money. I'm not gonna spend my money on your stupid idea so naanny-nannay-boo-boo.
Re:DIY Space Ship (Score:1)
Problem is that IQ isn't additive, it works more like resistors in parallel: let's assume (realistically) that each of us has an IQ of 150. Then if 3 of us get together, the groups overall IQ will be
IQ = 1/(1/iq1 + 1/iq2 + 1/iq3),
which works out to just 50, well below the "rocket science" threshold of 80. As group size increases, group IQ tends to zero, a phenomenon well-known in programmer and government circles.
So to conclude, we're better off building our rockets individually. Perhaps we could share
Silly because... (Score:1)
Nowadays, building a rocket is liable to get you arrested for being a terrorist or something.
Re:Silly because... (Score:2)
Homeland Security Act and Model Rocketry
The Homeland Security Act includes the "Safe Explosives Act" which has placed even more responsibility on the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms in an effort to keep explosives out of the hands of terrorists. As would be expected there are now more explosives regulations. However, some of the information that has been provided to and reported by the media has several issues confused. Visit http://www.atf.treas.gov/explarson/safexpact/mo [treas.gov]
Or at the very least... (Score:2)
Or at the very least, a very spectacular entry as a future Darwin Award.
Inter-Continental Ballistic Lawndarts (Score:3, Funny)
Catching up with the rocket guy? (Score:2, Funny)
TechTV had him on 'Invent This!' (Score:3, Insightful)
He talked about some system to distill 50% peroxide into 90%. Didn't Carmack say that wasn't feasible to do in the volume he needed?
Re:TechTV had him on 'Invent This!' (Score:4, Interesting)
You've got to hand it to Carmack, he takes things seriously.
One of Carmack's biggest problems now is where to launch his rocket, as the parachute descent could end anywhere within a few dozen mile radius, and it's hard to secure that large an area. He's seriously considering going to a powered landing just so he can land it at a particular place.
The X-Prize is seriously hard. I'd be surprised if anybody actually makes it by the specified cut-off time of Jan 1 2005.
thad
Re:TechTV had him on 'Invent This!' (Score:2)
Carmack is going ~20x higher and hence needs a lot more peroxide. I think it's almost two orders of magnitude more- Walker's distillation system doesn't have the capacity- it would take a year or so to make one tankful for Carmack's needs IRC (Carmack needs to launch twice to win the X-prize).
Tougher for the individual... (Score:3, Interesting)
When airplanes were new, anybody could build a decent one that would compete with at least the low-range commercial ones. Same with computers, cars, operating systems (but then, hey, look at Linux now!). I guess what I'm trying to say is that no matter how may people call this dude a fool, I think he's doing something really cool =:-)
Familiar Story? (Score:2)
Next scaleback: The Catapult Guy!
Going anywhere? (Score:2)
Quote (Score:3)
A ship poorly built is a raft
an airplane poorly built is a cart
a rocket poorly built is a bomb.
Relieved (Score:1)
What About the Guy W/Balloons and a Lawn Chair? (Score:2)
Re:What About the Guy W/Balloons and a Lawn Chair? (Score:3, Informative)
Yes:
http://www.snopes.com/spoons/noose/balloon.htm [snopes.com]
Radio Show Interview (Score:2)
Also, the story adheres to Slashdot's usual standards of accuracy, as Rocketguy never did have plans for an X-Prize launch.
Mountian Launch? (Score:1)
Re:Mountian Launch? (Score:2, Insightful)
When choosing a launch location, a very significant factor is the downrange property damage considerations. Since modern rockets tend to be devices that explode on a fairly regular basis, and they do so when travelling at very high speed, there is a very high likelihood of high velocity 'junk' impacting downrange of the launch point.
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A Guy's gotta' have a dream (Score:1)
"He's scaled back from an X-Prize launch"
He may no longer be going after the X-prize, but, I gotta say, it sure sounds like a Darwin Award just waiting to happen.
Alert the FBI (Score:1, Funny)
Really though, his setup is extremely cool. But how much cooler would it all be
If I am not mistaken.. (Score:1, Informative)
This guy's largely been a failure (Score:1)
His ideas didn't stink (except a Nerf pressurized cannon, that just screams lawsuit), but his execution really choked. Inventor geeks need two friends: a gifted machinist and a die-hard salesma