Better Living Through Chiral Chemistry 68
Atario writes "A long time ago, I remember reading in some science magazine that someone had the bright idea of using enantiomers (the two forms of asymmetrical molecules, like left- and right-handed versions of the same one) to make zero-calorie sugar -- turns out, in general, that sugars are all asymmetrical, and everything generates and uses only one of the two chiralities (handednesses) for each one. If we consume a mirrored version of, say, sucrose, we might get all of the sweet but none of the calories. Sweet-tooths rejoice! But nothing ever came of it. Now, however, Wired has an interesting article that explains what the holdup has been and indicates the logjam may break soon, but, as it turns out, in a non-synthetic, albeit nonzero-calorie, way."
Why don't you drink Aquafina instead of Mt. Dew??? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Why don't you drink Aquafina instead of Mt. Dew (Score:2)
Your position is inconsistent. Microsoft Hippies drink Aquafina.
GNU hippes drink straight from the tap, some straight from the river.
Apple hippes drink either Fiji or filtered tap water, depending, on how they came to the platform.
Unixware hippies, of course, are suing the rest of us for drinking water.
Sure there are no side effects (Score:2, Interesting)
Re: Sure there are no side effects (Score:3, Funny)
> Seems like every time they come out with a new 0-cal sweetener, that is safer then the last, it turns out to have some unforseen side effect that makes it worse then the last.
Fortunately, this one merely makes the water in your toilet spiral down the wrong way when you flush it.
Re:Sure there are no side effects (Score:1)
Re:Sure there are no side effects (Score:1)
Regular sugar dosent do that to her, and neither does saccharin or splenda.
Sweeteners are safer than sugar. (Score:2, Interesting)
This is very common practice, since it would take too many animals to do a proper test at the expected dose. To determine a 1/million fatality, you would need millions of lab rats if you'd test at the human dose.
So, if you would test at 100 times the expected dose in humans, this would be a proper experiment for
The one time patents would be a Good Thing... (Score:3, Insightful)
But alas, it's not to be. From the article:
The patent on tagatose as an additive expires in 2006, the two patents on production methods a few years later. [Inventor Gilbert] Levin hopes to see his sugar substitute flood the market before then.
Meanwhile, the current silliness at the patent office will help ensure that Levin will join the legions of brilliant inventors with "died nearly destitute" included somewhere in their epitaphs. Instead of an individual getting his due from an actual original thought, big corporations are set to reap millions from ridiculous "business method" patents. Again, from the article:
Kellogg's obtained a patent in 2002 to use tagatose in "improved sucrose-free, noncarcinogenic, reduced-calorie, insulin-independent" sweet cereals. Wrigley and Kraft have patents of their own.
It's situations like this that make me glad to be a wage slave, with all my original ideas signed over to my own^h^h^hemployer.
Re:The one time patents would be a Good Thing... (Score:2)
No kidding man. IIRC Wrigley has also received a patent for using chewing gum as a drug delivery system for Viagra which is a perfect example of how ridiculous our patent office has gotten. Is there anyone reading this who would like to have a patent in their name just to list on their resume but thought you didn't have any clever enough ideas? Well your prayers have been answered. The Rad shall provide. Just patent sprinkling Viagra on cupcakes as a drug delive
Re:The one time patents would be a Good Thing... (Score:4, Funny)
Patent sprinkling Viagra on cheese as a drug delivery system.
BEHOLD, THE POWER OF CHEESE!
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Some encouragement! (Score:2)
Good thing the idea was patented...otherwise we might have had more than one company working on this for the last twenty years.
Whoa (Score:4, Funny)
And I always thought that a janitor was an entry level position.
Serendipity and poor laboratory technique (Score:3, Interesting)
In 1937, a University of Illinois grad student discovered another sweetener when he set his cigarette on a lab bench during an experiment - testing a would-be antifever drug - and then took a drag off the cyclamate-coated end.
might be taking things a bit too far. Smoking in the laboratory? My how times have changed!
Still, the cyclamates are now banned (in the US anyway), while you can still buy cigarettes in any quik-E-mart. You just can't smoke them in the laboratory! Or in most public buildings.
Re:Serendipity and poor laboratory technique (Score:2)
Then again, I suppose people just weren't as paranoid back then? Probably didn't know any better...
=Smidge=
Re:Serendipity and poor laboratory technique (Score:2)
non-nutritive "food" (Score:5, Funny)
* And hair. And skin tone. And, if you ate enought of it long enough, vital signs.
From Good Omens, by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman. (pg 110 in my copy)
Stereochemistry - handedness overly simplistic (Score:5, Insightful)
Most interesting organic compounds have multiple stereogenic centers. One of the main reasons plants are used to obtain starting materials for various modern drugs, ergot infested rye (indole substrate), poppies, indica sativa all provide starting points that make it so that creating synthetic materials based on these plant extracts as starting reagents is far easier due to the fact plant enzymes can place each stereogenic center in the right conformation and in wet chemistry this is exceedingly difficult. Mentioning some of the starting plants for illicit drugs is no mistake; they are notoriously sensitive to chiral conformation, and provide some of the most interesting sterochemical research subject matter. Also, due to the draconian laws surrounding federally controlled substances and their precursors, it isn't easy to study these things, despite being hugely important.
To say that stereochemistry is limited to 2-handedness is a ridiculous oversimplification of reality. If I'm not mistaken, C6-H12-O6 "glucose"; has D-glucose has 4 chiral carbon atoms (2^4 = 16 possible stereoisomers) - I believe only one of which is able to provide calories.
Various notations for stereochemistry exist, and one must factor out canonical conformations and take into account the bending of the various stereogenic centers in 3d-space, leading to notations that include "boat" and "chair."
Now, as to the practicality of stereogenics and its use in zero calorie metabolism: this is probably less difficult than separating U238 and U235, but one could probably get an enzyme of modify bacteria to plunk out zero-cal conformations, but in large scale synthetic operations, getting picky with chirality could be problematic / costly. Things are ridiculously hard to separate, and you need to use special techniques such as using tartrate salts and other expensive and slow ways of picking out the various conformations of chiral compounds.
Re:Stereochemistry - handedness overly simplistic (Score:2)
Well duh. I can seperate sweets from no sweets using my tongue. You ain't gettin' me to put U-whatsit and U-whatsit plus 3 on my tongue.
Nuh-uh. No way!
How much was that again? Oh, well, what's face cancer compared to $7/hr! Bring on the uranium!
Moral of the story - you can get any labor done for the right price. The right price is however low y
Cancer? Not from uranium (Score:2)
The radiological properties of uranium are, as I understand it, vanishingly unimportant compared to the chemical toxicity.
Re:Cancer? Not from uranium (Score:2)
Both the chemical toxicity and radiological properties of uranium are significant. Radiation from uranium is primarily alpha radiation and therefore generally won't penetrate the skin far enough to cause problems (though skin cancer would seem to be a possibility - I'm not sure if anyone's done a study). Ingested and particularly inhaled uranium is a different story and the alpha radi
Why Separate? (Score:1)
Re:Why Separate? (Score:1)
You have any links?
Re:Why Separate? (Score:1)
Re:Stereochemistry - handedness overly simplistic (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Stereochemistry - handedness overly simplistic (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Stereochemistry - handedness overly simplistic (Score:4, Informative)
It isn't as neat as that.
In general N chiral carbons means 2^N possible configurations. Half of these are mirror images (enantiomers) of each other. That means there are 2^(N-1) distinct epimers. These are distinct chemicals in their own right. They don't just taste different and rotate light backwards. They have different melting points, solubilities, IR spectra, etc.
So glucose, with its 4 chiral carbons, is a member of a family of eight related epimers. Any two of the 8 will differ from each other in that between 1 to 3 (1 to N-1) carbons have flipped chirality, making them diastereomers of each other- some carbons are flipped, some aren't. And each has a D and an L form.
The 8 epimers of glucose (including glucose itself) have names: allose, altrose, glucose, mannose, gulose, idose, galactose, and talose. Collectively they are referred to as aldohexoses. As far as I know, most are digestible and taste more or less sweet. Gulose is nonfermentable. Galactose is less sweet than glucose but certainly has calories since it's a component of lactose. Finding information on what the rare ones taste like is difficult. They don't appear in many cookbooks and the people who work with them don't seem to be terribly interested in telling us what they taste like.
Re:Stereochemistry - handedness overly simplistic (Score:2, Funny)
I for one welcome our new sugar epimer overlords.
Re:Stereochemistry - handedness overly simplistic (Score:1)
You can't patent sugar! (Score:1, Funny)
Re:You can't patent sugar! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:You can't patent sugar! (Score:1)
Re:Composition doesn't determine taste (Score:3, Informative)
Clearing up the cancer FUD (Score:2)
The NutraSweet Web site's FAQ:
Re:Clearing up the cancer FUD (Score:1, Informative)
Right?
And you mean isomer, not isotope.
OTOH, you do have a point. After all, the thalidomide disaster was caused by optical isomers, that's never a good thing to associate with.
Re:Clearing up the cancer FUD (Score:2)
Yeah, especially since the stomach, intestines, skin (lips, cheeks) are not organs.
So, if they don't know what an organ is, do we trust their scientific methodology? ( I don't believe aspartame is particularly harmful but I don't believe them saying so ).
Re:Clearing up the cancer FUD (Score:1)
I wanted to go for an "insightful" score so I took out the section where I go
"... in the organs. Isn't that right, johnny no-hair? what's that? you don't like being called johnny no-hair? why is that? oh don't be silly, there's no such thing as blood cancer!"
Re:Clearing up the cancer FUD (Score:2)
Re:Clearing up the cancer FUD (Score:2)
RTFA; all he did to 'invent' it was to get a package in the mail. He figured out an economical process to synthesize it from whey, but nature invented the sugar.
Re:Clearing up the cancer FUD (Score:2)
The new sugar substitute has nothing to do with chirality or chemical synthesis. The article and the Slashdot item are misleading.
Here's hoping for no-cal fat (Score:1)
I'm looking forward to low-cal fat now. But I fear it will be a while. Whereas substitute sugar just has to be sweet (creative cooks have found ways around the missing browning/cooking characteristics), fat has to have texture and volume characteristics in addition to the flavor requirements. That adds hard-to-meet requirements to any potential solution.
With sugar, you can substitute it with some chemical that is 600X sweete
Re:Here's hoping for no-cal fat (Score:2)
Re:Here's hoping for no-cal fat (Score:1)
Re:Here's hoping for no-cal fat (Score:2)
Re:Here's hoping for no-cal fat (Score:1)
Re:Here's hoping for no-cal fat (Score:2)
Up and until this post, I was going to ignore that transchiral food additives have been on the market for almost a decade. However, in light of this almost-observant post, I remind you that Olestra has been teaching us for quite some time.
Sugar in my foeces probably won't be nearly as bad as oil, thankfully. What we need is an oil that degrades in our stomach to two other things that a) don't get ingested and b) don't leave me feelin
Re:Here's hoping for no-cal fat (Score:1)
Or if, you know, you, like, didn't drink so much Mountain Dew.
If your intake of soda is high enough that artificially sweetened ones would make a large difference in your caloric intake, you're drinking too much fscking soda.
Hell, why bother with artifical sweetners and fats? Just make like the Romans and vomit it back up again! (Though not in a "vomitorium" [straightdope.com].)
Fertility? (Score:1)
Re:Fertility? Yes, actually. (Score:2)
I hope you've never had to deal with the pain of wanting a child and not being able to have one. I've known more people of that ilk than those who wished the other way after having them. Many of these folks have paid tens of thousan
Re:Fertility? Yes, actually. (Score:2)
I think that's the point. Making this a mass-market diet coke additive is metaphorically "adding it to the water supply". And he's right, there are a lot more women that are trying not to get pregnant that those that are having trouble getting pregnant. Look at how many women are on birth control rather than fertility drugs. I fully understand the problems people have when trying to have a child when they can't. But those people,
Celebrity deathmatch: Murphy vs Darwin (Score:4, Funny)
Thus conclusively proving that Murphy's law defeats Darwin's law.
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Re:Celebrity deathmatch: Murphy vs Darwin (Score:1, Funny)
Phenol tastes like burning!
Why the slant on D- vs. L-? (Score:2)
D and L sugars (Score:2)
Prof. Fischer won the Nobel prize in 1902 for determining the correct isomer. In doing this work he invented a way of drawing these monosaccharides as a linear chain (all sugars do spend some time linear and some cyclic - it is an equilibrium) and the stereochemistry of the carbon atom furthest away from the aldehyde group determines the D or L
This is going to shock you... (Score:2)
Saying you can't help yourself from eating a sweet treat is like saying you can't help but rape someone because of the way they were dressed (yes, I know this is extreme, but that's sometimes necessary for making a point). In both cases, you have a response that your brain can
Ah, yes, the puritan brigade (Score:3, Insightful)
No one is saying they can't not eat something. They just want to. Anything wrong with that? If science can provide a way to do so with no (or less) negative side-effects, where's the harm?
Saying "never mind technological advances, concentrate on getting along with the way things are" results in stagnation. If it weren't for human vices such as laziness and gluttony, we'd still be walking from cave to cave every morning to assemble our spear-hunting parties for the day
Re:Ah, yes, the puritan brigade (Score:1)
why no mention of stevia? (Score:2)
Here's something I posted on my site [quadium.net] recently:
I'm even more disappointed to see no mention of it in this Slashdot discussion.