The Oldest Mouse Contest 386
Shipud writes "Nature
reports a contest that was launched in Britain today, to produce the oldest laboratory mouse. Current record in 5 years -- 150 in human years. From the page
: ``Researchers can use any technique to boost longevity, including genetic manipulation and stem-cell therapy''. Winners will receive cash for every day beyond the current record. The
Methuselah Mouse contest was created in an effort to boost research into human longevity."
Three words... (Score:3, Funny)
I Win! (Score:5, Funny)
All they need is a little care and attention, and maybe cleaning the ball every now and again.
Of course, many people just go rushing after new toys, like PS2 and scollwheels and second buttons...
Well some one was gonna say it anyway I guess
Out of the IBM support database (Score:5, Funny)
Record number: H031944
Device: D/T8550
Model: M
Hit count: UHC00000
Success count: USC00000
Publication code: PC50
Tip key: 025
Date created: O89/02/14
Date last altered: A89/02/15
Owning B.U.: USA
Abstract: MOUSE BALLS NOW AVAILABLE AS FRU (Field Replaceable Unit)
TEXT:
Mouse balls are now available as a FRU. If a mouse fails to operate,or should perform erratically, it may be in need of ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should be attempted by trained personnel only.
Before ordering,determine type of mouse balls required by examining the underside of each mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ,depending upon manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method, and domestic balls replaced using the twist-off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive, however, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.
It is recommended that each servicer have a pair of balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction,and that any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary functional items.
P/N33F8462--DOMESTIC MOUSE BALLS
P/N33F8461--FOREIGN MOUSE BALLS
Re:Out of the IBM support database (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Methuselah Joke (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I Win! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I Win! (Score:3, Interesting)
I upgraded to an optical mouse... (Score:2)
Well if has two eyes, then I call it an "optical mouse".
What about Mickey Mouse? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:What about Mickey Mouse? (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:What about Mickey Mouse? (Score:2)
Why? (Score:4, Insightful)
Then again, if we get hints on dementia and other comparable illnesses I'm all for it!
Re:Why? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Why? (Score:5, Funny)
Re: (Score:2)
Re:Why? (Score:5, Insightful)
And if you get tired of that, it'd take at least a few centuries to read all the great literature, watch all the great movies, listen to all the great music... There is so much humanity produced and is producing, that not only is a lifetime not enough, but probably not even eternity. Entropy would take its toll on you before you'd be done with everything you had wanted to do.
Re:Why? (Score:5, Insightful)
After I've completely known 100 cities, the 101st would be a drag, despite it being a new experience. You'll have learnt enough to see the 101st city as just another instance with different specifics. After reading 10001 books, you will start predicting plots and other elements of literature much better. There won't be much excitement of anticipation left. The root behind all this would be that since you've lived for centuries/millenia, your understanding of human behaviour would be sufficiently mature to dull the curiousity related to the fruits of human creativity.
Re:Why? (Score:3, Insightful)
don't you think that you should also extend exploration three-dimensionally if our age increases? in other words won't we have new planets and stars and asteroids to go around ; just not plain dull cities on the earth.
personally i think we will always have curiosity. the argument that things become dull is akin to the famous statements that everything that has to be invented has been [by some patent office offic
Re:Why? (Score:2)
I see it as being about options - if you're tired of it all and just want to decay away into nothingness, good on you. Have a good time. I may do the same next century, or I may not. Right now nobody has a choice - if you're lucky you get 70 or so good years of life followed by inevitable decay.
I'd just like to be the one in charge of that issue (to the exent that random accidents allow, anyway).
Re:Why? (Score:2)
Sounds like the key to enjoying eternity is forgetting enough to enjoy it.
Oh, please. (Score:5, Insightful)
Tell you what. After I've stood on an airless planetoid in the Lesser Magellanic Cloud, and watched the Milky Way rise over its horizon, then you can ask me if I've seen everything worth seeing.
The root behind all this would be that since you've lived for centuries/millenia, your understanding of human behaviour would be sufficiently mature to dull the curiousity related to the fruits of human creativity.
So, a citizen of the Roman Empire circa 0 A.D. wouldn't be a bit surprised at the world of 2003? In any sphere; not just science, but art, politics, culture, etc.?
Just because you can't imagine that genuinely new things will come up...
Re:Why? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Why? (Score:2)
...just think of the credit card bill you could amount!
Re:Why? (Score:2)
It'd be interesting as to see around what age the brain gets full. Oh wait that's 14.
Re:Why? (Score:2)
If we were to find a way to live forever it would probably not be as 27 year olds. It would be our years of hobbling around, playing bingo, driving slow, shitting our own pants, suffering two kinds of cancer, etc. etc.
Hardly something to aspire to.
Re:Why? (Score:3, Insightful)
I've noticed that those who object most vehemently to the idea are usually the very young, because death isn't really real to them yet anyway, and because they're easily
Re:Why? (Score:5, Insightful)
My take on this is that people who fear death are often those that don't make full use of the life they have. People that live full and rich lives don't fear death.
There is a memorable scene in a classic old movie, The Man Who Would Be King [citizencaine.org] with Michael Caine and Sean Connery. Facing death due to an avalanche in the Himalayas, one turns to the other and says something like "we may have lived half the time of most men, but we've lived twice the life". Thus, they face death with humour and with their heads held high, without regret or worry.
Re:Why? (Score:2)
Re:Why? (Score:2, Interesting)
That is the whole problem. My mom works in an elderly home and she told me that most of them have signs of dementia. The problem is not that our bodies cannot live very long, the problem is that the brain usually starts malfunctioning first.
Sad, but true....
Re:Why? (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Why? (Score:4, Interesting)
if being treated as an invalid as most people in a home
From what I understand, long term care in places of last resort is not nice. Care is generally minimal, to reduce cost.
A financial advisor I had once suggested that I go visit some of these homes and then decide how much to save for retirement.
In his words,
Because (Score:5, Insightful)
One nice thing of immortality is that you always can opt-out.
Seriously, I don't mind living a spare century or two. YMMV, of course.
Re:Why? (Score:2, Insightful)
am i the only one thats wondering WHY we have to torture maim and inprison fellow beings?
immortality?
we do enough damage in the short lives we already have. I don't see much point in longer lives untill we have grown enough to do positive things with that time.
Re:Why? (Score:3, Funny)
~Will
Re:Why? (Score:3, Insightful)
Someday I will have children, and I want them to be able to step out of the shadow of my generation at some point. After all every generation before ours has gotten out of the way wh
World peace, and environmental responsibility (Score:2)
Re:Why? (Score:2)
I have, and many are quite content with what they'we done in life and really feel that it's a good thing that life eventually ends. There are bound to be exceptions though.
i predict (Score:3, Funny)
mousenstein.
(you can welcome our undead mouse overlords if you want but i won't be held responsible for lost karma)
Really an Award for Best Ear Transplant Technique (Score:5, Funny)
I know how to win, with no changes to the mouse! (Score:2, Funny)
1x Mouse
1X Space Ship
Insturctions:
Insert mouse A into Space Ship B. Launch Space Ship B into orbit around the sun. Speed up space ship B to near the speed of light. Allow relitivity to do it's work. Bring space ship back to earth at desired point, and remove very old mouse A.
Re:I know how to win, with no changes to the mouse (Score:2)
However, if you could develop such a craft, I'm sure you could find a way to make some cash elsewhere.
Additionally, surely sending the mouse on a trip round the Earth would be easier and cheaper, without affecting the results.
Re:I know how to win, with no changes to the mouse (Score:2)
Re:I know how to win, with no changes to the mouse (Score:2, Informative)
mouse A as the angular velocity will induce a centrifugal force
high enough to.
Maybe if you'd send it to some distant galaxy at near light speed, and then back again? You'll also have to keep de acceleration limited, like 2G otherwise your mouse will also get squished.
Oh, and don't mind the near infinite energy needed to approach even 0.9 c.
Re:I know how to win, with no changes to the mouse (Score:2)
Jeroen
Works by maintaining/increasing telomere length (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Works by maintaining/increasing telomere length (Score:3, Informative)
Telomerase is an enzyme, not a gene. And it prevents the shortening of the telomeres; it doesn't actually lengthen them after they've been shortened.
Jeremy
Re:Works by maintaining/increasing telomere length (Score:2)
Re:Works by maintaining/increasing telomere length (Score:5, Insightful)
Real immortatlity is going to require active, artificial repair and maintenance systems.
It's analogous to a TTL field in a packet. (Score:5, Insightful)
If a cell divides too many times, it's probably cancerous (if it's not a reproductive cell), the telemores get shortened on each division, and the cell goes senescent when they're gone.
This is the mechanism behind the "Hayflick Limit" (q.v.). Last I read, nobody including Dr. Hayflick was sure how much this phenomenon had to do with real-life aging.
You're making this stuff up ... (Score:3, Insightful)
I know of no mouse which has been engineered with "re-activated" telomerase, tripling it's life span, nor did a google search find mention of one. I challenge you to provide a link or reference to such a mouse if it exists.
Also, the limit of 50 cell replications you speak of is only for cells in culture, and it is still unknown whether there is such a limit exists for cells still in the body.
Here is a telomerase faq [swmed.edu]
Bwaahhaha (Score:3, Insightful)
New Overlords (Score:2, Funny)
Re:New Overlords (Score:3, Funny)
For what it's worth, next time I have modpoints I'm using every single one of them to mod down any of these I see. I suggest anyone else feeling the same do so as well. At least the soviet russia jokes were at times clever, the overlord jokes could be produced with a tiny script and are just annoying. Ironically, the hitchikers overlord joke is the first one I've seen that required any actual thought at all...and so of course it's not been rated up while the script-like one is +5.
I, for one, welcome our n
This is the kind of research I like to see. (Score:5, Interesting)
Indeed, I'm testing the waters of bionformatics myself lately so I can stop compaining and do something about it. But that's another story.
What caught my eye was the thing about being able to use stem cells. The whole stem cell story is so amazing and yet it seems that there's this amazing potential and nobody wants to try anything amazing with it. The attitude is like, yes this is amazing but we can't use it in amazing ways because it's experimental and we don't know what might happen.
If I had a research budget and I was in this competition, my idea would be to create embryonic stem cells of my mouse and just inject them into the thing like it was a pin cushion. Damn the torpedos.
So what's the worse things that's going to happen? A dead lab rat? What if the thing stays young forever? Let's pick up the pace people!
Re:This is the kind of research I like to see. (Score:4, Insightful)
Insightful point indeed. Presumably you make this from the perspective of someone who has watched a loved one suffering from terminal cancer be pumped full of toxic chemicals to the very limit of their mortal capabilities and then subjected to near-fatal doses of radiation in an attempt to lengthen their existance?
Given these circumstances, it is baffling that patients aren't queuing up to be guniea-pigs for the less `conservative' experimental therapies.
Re:This is the kind of research I like to see. (Score:4, Insightful)
Need to be balanced with patient's choice (or their relatives?) but if the prognosis is bleak then maybe it's more important to spend quality time with your loved ones rather than enduring agressive treatment that's not going to be effective anyway.
Oh yeah... trials on terminal patients. Maybe people like grandparent (and those who modded him up) don't see the ethical issues involved. Sad it came from somebody involved in bioinformatics. Don't you guys have any philosophy lectures anymore? even basic stuff?
Simply put, what next? you are given permission to start trials on patients who are going to die after all, then what? trials on prisoners? soldiers? random population sample? Thinking about it, it's not like this hasn't been tried before...
Re:This is the kind of research I like to see. (Score:3, Insightful)
As far as testing prisoner or soldiers, etc, goes, I'm all for testing anyone provided they are given a choice.
What starts getting interesting is when a prisoner is given
Re:This is the kind of research I like to see. (Score:2, Funny)
No kidding!
If the effectiveness of longevity treatments doesn't outpace my rate of decay, I'm going to be a very unhappy customer of the universe.
Re:This is the kind of research I like to see. (Score:5, Funny)
A giant, carniverous, mutant super mouse, bent on world domination and the enslavement of the human race to work in it's underground cheese mines.
Re:This is the kind of research I like to see. (Score:3, Insightful)
They might take your budget away for showing that you didn't really have a clue about biology? They aren't a magic wand. Take stem cell treatment for hearts for example [nih.gov] - you have to have highly specific growth conditions in the laboratory culturure dishes to coax stem cells into developing as vascular cells. They're not just going to have a look round and think 'when in the heart, do as the heart cells do'.
Re:This is the kind of research I like to see. (Score:2)
This is the kind of (Score:3, Insightful)
The worst thing is that you shouldn't be fucking around with life unless you're very serious about doing it for the express purpose of helping other, better (arguably), kinds of life. I can't stand PETA as much as the next guy, but shooting a mouse full of cells just to see what happens is irresponsible, and downright mean.
Re:This is the kind of (Score:3, Interesting)
Narrrf! (Score:5, Interesting)
I raised mice for several years and they [small gene pool] got more and more inbred resulting in cancers and other problems. I would think to avoid tumors and short life spans [which I had problems with], one would need a large breeding stock and keep a new influx of genetic material.
Re:Narrrf! (Score:2)
Consequently, there are people who's job is to do just this.
Check out Charles River Labs.
what about this genius? (Score:5, Informative)
How about this [ntrautanen.fi] apple mouse?
any technique ? (Score:5, Interesting)
Flash freezing ? [cryonet.org]
Re:any technique ? (Score:3, Insightful)
here it is (Score:3, Informative)
Human Immortality (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Human Immortality (Score:5, Interesting)
this is the kind of rhetoric i hear all of the time, as if people who live to be 1000 years old will still think it's necessary to start having kids when they're 20 and keep having them until they die (actually, in certain religious circles they might, which is pretty damn scary for us apostates).
the most obvious fallicy in all of this is that immortality will be available for everyone. Compare treatments for HIV with what you can probably (and rightly) assume about any hypothetical immortality-treatments - who has access to antiretroviral therapy? - allow me to name countries: USA, Japan, UK, Germany, Italy, France, Netherlands, Norway, Sweden, Finland, Canada, etc, etc,. Notice anything odd about said selection of countries? Perhaps that they house about 10% of the world's population, have less than 5% of the world's HIV(+) population, and oh, by the way, they also control about 90% of the world's wealth. Now think of a hypothetical anti-aging pill (about the least-likely route of administration of anti-aging therapy, if you ask me), who do you suppose will have it first? - i'd guess the US and Western Europe (who pretty much all have negative population growths as it is (excluding immigration)), guess who'll own the rights to said therapy? - i'd guess US and/or Western European companies, Guess how much it'll cost? - i'd guess probably a whole lot more than most people in the US and Western Europe can afford, let alone people dying of diarrhea in 3rd world countries. Sure the price might eventually come down to levels affordable by "everyone" but that doesn't change the fact that most people world-wide die of nothing that has much at all to do with ageing.
Even in the US, it is questionable whether many of the biggest killers are really directly caused by ageing, cancer is really the only one that comes to mind that probably is. Heart disease, Diabetes, suicide, accidents, and almost all of the others on the top 10 (for any age group apart from cancer) can't be said to be caused by being old, they may be time-dependent processes, but it doesn't mean that the physiological changes associated with ageing causes them...
anyway, just a thought (or two).
-tid242
The Oldest Mouse Contest (Score:4, Funny)
Re:The Oldest Mouse Contest (Score:2)
And thousands of mice are patiently waiting for the Slashdotting to subscribe...
Re:The Oldest Mouse Contest (Score:2)
Blah.
I just lost my funny mods.
150 human years? (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:150 human years? (Score:4, Interesting)
Kjella
Just What We Need (Score:2)
Yeah, that's what we need, longer living humans who already overpopulate the Earth due to a lack of natural preditors. If you ask me, what we really need is a good plague. (Captain Trips, anyone?)
Re:Just What We Need (Score:2, Interesting)
Mouse Howard Foundation? (Score:3, Funny)
"Ears are short."
"But tails are long..."
"Not 'while the evil D-Con comes not'"
All it will take... (Score:2)
Mouse Life (Score:2)
This is a hard problem (Score:5, Interesting)
Besides, didn't anyone read Brave New World Revisited [amazon.com]? Overpopulation is not the answer.
Too late! (Score:2)
http://www.interfax.ru/e/B/0/28.html?menu=1&id_is
I thought low cal diet increased life by 3 times? (Score:2, Interesting)
My pet mouse lived for 2.5 years (before getting the deadly neurological/arthritis problem most mice get at that age) and I have seen others live that long easily. I thought mice were the animals that were tested with the low cal diet that made them live 3 times longer. I remember the news film having mice.
Shouldn't it be at least 7 years if mice were in that test? Something is strange here.
Not good... (Score:2)
Contests can have unintended effects. (Score:2)
Yeah, it's alive, and it's 50 years old. It just breathes very, very slowly.
However, for my dollar, I think I prefer quality of life to quantity, which is why I take my Christianity seriously.
Playing God with mice and men. (Score:4, Insightful)
We are God.
We've already stopped our own evolution. Before we developed the ability to heal ourselves, kill off or obsolete our only natural predators and shield ourselves from any natural threat, we were HAPPY to live to a ripe age of 30-40 years. It was plenty of time to raise a family and pass on our general knowledge of our simple little world.
200 years ago, we didn't know what cancer was. Not because we had no way to SEE it or diagnose it, but because it simply didn't happen (short of the very low rates of actual cancer manifestations.) When someone got sick from a terminal disease, it was just accepted as a fact of life, and those people became a statistic of Darwin's laws.
Now, people with congenital diseases (or diseases inherited from parents, or combinations of parents' genes which give the child a high predisposition for a disease) are surviving longer AND reproducing, causing such diseases and predispositions to prosper. On the other side of the same coin, we're weakening our species' immunities to congestive diseases by artificially suppressing and preventing them with medicine.
Biomedical engineering is also causing as much harm as good. Sure, we've eliminated many Really Bad Diseases. But now there are mutated versions of the same diseases (viral and bacterial) that survived our initial campaigns to eliminate them, which have proven to be much more resistant to our medicines and techniques. Virii and bacteria are still evolving, and there's nothing WE can do to stop that. It's only going to get worse.
Don't get me wrong here. I'm happy and extremely grateful to live a longer, healthier, and safer life than my predecessors. But we're taking this whole "Live Longer!" thing to an extreme that will only be detrimental in the long run. In fact, overpopulation is one of the immediately obvious effects of this. Why are we spending billions and billions of dollars and as many man hours every year, intentionally extending the lifespan of our individuals, instead of the collective species?
God (the one that most people in the world pray to) NEVER intended us to live this long. If God exists, I believe cancer, AIDS, SARS, and Osama bin Laden (sorry, couldn't resist
Creating 'super mice' might be a great novelty at first, and a boon to science, but what we learn from them certainly wont benefit our species. Just ourselves. Seems a bit selfish, ignoring the decline in quality of life many generations in the future will be faced with.
(Yes, I'm playing the devil's advocate here, but it's a point I REALLY wish more people would consider)
Re:Playing God with mice and men. (Score:3, Insightful)
Sorry, but I don't think you can tell people this. People progress through states of mind that allow more "intense" realizations to occur. A primitive tribe is extremely hesitant to outsiders because of the overwhelming amount of change they introduce. It takes an extremely open mind to allow such a transition. That needs to be broken down first, so, how?
Questions. People need to be able to construct internal dialog or at least intelligent dialog between others. The important thing is b
Only Five Years? (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Test for side-effects (Score:3, Insightful)
Actually, after a certain age, that might be a desireable side effect.
Re:Test for side-effects (Score:4, Funny)
Don't need genetically altered food (Score:3, Insightful)
The problem is political instability; wars, local conflicts, corruption, ethnic genocide etc etc. If there were stable governments everywhere using conventional crops, starvation would be eliminated completely.
Genetically modified crops will make absolutely no difference to famines because yield is not the problem.
Re:Don't need genetically altered food (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Don't need genetically altered food (Score:5, Insightful)
And one way GM foods can help solve that is by allowing crops to grow in less favourable conditions. All that instability is, at the end of the day, just a hinderance to distribution. If we can make it easier to better grow crops locally, so much the better.
Also GM food can help in some other ways. You might have heard about the Golden Rice [biotech-info.net], a variety of rice that contains a high amount of A-vitamin and could be a great help to prevent its deficiency (which is quite a bit of a problem in many areas of Africa and South-East Asia).
We might not need it per se, but it sure is a nifty and useful tool to more easily solve certain problems.
Golden Rice. (Score:3, Insightful)
Are there conceivable benefits? Sure. Is it worth having a single multinational owning---in what sense, exactly, is the rice grown owned by Monsanto? I'm not exactly clear on this---the food stock of an impoverished nation, capable of threatening famine to beat another few bucks out of the country.
--grendel drago
Re:Golden Rice. (Score:3, Insightful)
In theory some foundation could come up with a GM food product which is free of IP baggage. Such a food could be freely grown by anyone. Since we aren't talking about experiments on humans the costs of research are much lower than in, say, drug design.
Usually the IP issues are a red herring - most GM protesters oppose GM food, and they're looking for any argument they can get. I don't think that the IP issues are at the heart of the matte
Re:How about NOT experimenting on them for a while (Score:5, Informative)
Unfortunately not. Half starving them does seem to improve life expectancy.
dogs [betterhumans.com] monkeys [cbsnews.com]
Re:Builtin cancer genes shortens life? (Score:2)
Re:But the basic assumption is flawed (Score:3, Funny)
Re:But the basic assumption is flawed (Score:2)