Statistically Optimal Music 296
ShinyPlasticBag writes "'Eigenradio makes its optimal music by analyzing in real time dozens of radio stations at once. When our bank of computers has heard enough music, it will go to work on making more just like it. Since we listen to so much music all the time, Eigenradio is always on and always live. What you hear on Eigenradio is the best of the New Music, distilled and de-correlated. One song on Eigenradio is worth at least twenty songs on old radio.' Listen up here or here (SHOUTcast)."
Hello darkness, my old friend (Score:5, Interesting)
It was jarring at first, but then I got into a groove. They're right, the beat and the ambient voices have a strange but familiar variance.
Unfortunately, I don't think I'll be able to keep up the experience. After about a minute, the rhythms stopped, replaced by a metallic, toneless hum.
Cool... I've seen the Slashdot effect before, but now I'm getting to hear it!
Footnote: the rhythm has returned, but there's a lot more buzz than before. Will be interesting to hear what happens when the non-subscriber flood hits.
Re:Hello darkness, my old friend (Score:4, Insightful)
What makes you think that the slashdot effect changes the content of the music?
I heard the same thing that you did, but as I understand it, the only input that goes into the music is the content of the radio stations to which the server is listening. I don't see how the number of listeners to eigenradio would have cause the effect you're describing.
Re:Hello darkness, my old friend (Score:5, Insightful)
I guess it would depend on how they've configured their systems. If they have one box processing the incoming signals, and another box uploading the result to their Windows Media Server, then we might overload the second box but the sound would be unchanged.
But if the box that does the processing is the same as the one that's attempting to service all the requests from Slashdotters, it seems like it would eat up CPU cycles. That would make it more difficult to do the real-time synthesis of 20 incoming signals. I suspect that's the cause of the toneless drone I was hearing.
Add to that the bandwidth -- do they have one pipe that's receiving 20 signals, outputting (however many) Eigenradio streams, *and* serving up the strangely-formatted web page?
Re:Hello darkness, my old friend (Score:2)
Re:Hello darkness, my old friend (Score:2)
I think you misunderstood. (Score:4, Funny)
Actually, I think what he was trying to say was something along the lines of:
In Soviet Russia, music slashdots you.
Re:Hello darkness, my old friend (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Hello darkness, my old friend (Score:2)
Actually that's not uncommon even when the site isn't getting its ass handed to it. I've hit up the stream a few times before and I always get the toneless hum.
Re:Hello darkness, my old friend (Score:2, Funny)
The RIAA? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:The RIAA? (Score:5, Funny)
What do they have to say about using the very algorithm that they apparently use to generate much of their own music, judging from the songs being released the past decade or so?
Re:The RIAA? (Score:2)
Re:The RIAA? (Score:3, Insightful)
Not that that would keep the RIAA's goons from filing suit. But that's alright... if they try to listen now, they'll hear a metallic buzz (if they can connect at all).
Re:The RIAA? (Score:3, Informative)
IANAL, but I'm sure this is wrong. While it is probably true you can't use samples in the way mentioned in the article without permission, there is such a thing as fair use. You can have a small sample for the purposes of commenting on something. Say you were writing an article about reverse speech [reversespeech.com], and you swear you hear "Ah babe, as I make love" in a song called Foolish Beat by some
Re:The RIAA? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:The RIAA? (Score:3, Funny)
But if you don't want to go with the fire w/ fire method, you could also call the newly generated music a parody of popular music -- it is, as you said, derivatives of their property -- and protect it t
Suicide (Score:4, Funny)
Somehow I don't think posting a link to a shoutcast-stream on slashdot is the smartest thing to do...
Easy answer (Score:5, Funny)
Don't worry, it doesn't have long to live
I can't help thinking (Score:5, Funny)
It's so very electronic and unnatural sounding, like nothing of this world.
American Bandstand rating: 2 out of 10 (Score:2)
Re:American Bandstand rating: 2 out of 10 (Score:5, Funny)
No, but it's great for epileptic spasms...
Worst designed web site ever... (Score:5, Insightful)
2. Tiny
3. Virtually no links to anything
4. Very small amount of information
John.
Re:Worst designed web site ever... (Score:4, Insightful)
How shocking a site where you have to
pan instead of scroll!!!
Why not?
It was easy to understand how to use it.
It used html and not (yuck) Flash.
why scroll instead of pan (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Worst designed web site ever... (Score:5, Funny)
pan instead of scroll!!!
Why not?
Because my mousewheel (as I'd estimate are 90% of the mousehweels out there) is mounted vertically. And yes, I tried rotating the mouse, that did not help.
Re:Worst designed web site ever... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Worst designed web site ever... (Score:3, Funny)
You must read and write a dialect of English with which I'm unfamiliar.
Re:Worst designed web site ever... (Score:3, Funny)
You have no idea. (Score:2)
I've seen websites so bad they violate the SALT 2 treaty against tactical nuclear weapons.
This one is an original Micheangelo compared to those.
Please... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Please... (Score:2)
The parent's promises are worse vaporware than Duke Nukem'...
Re:Please... (Score:2)
It's a fair statement. This is Slashdot, comprised of IT workers and teenage geeks. Neither of which are known for their abilities to attract and keep women.
I can promise to give you all the money in my bank account, but that doesn't mean you'll get rich off of it.
Re: Please... (Score:5, Funny)
> For the love of god, we will give your our women and our money, but make it stop!
I notice you didn't offer your sheep.
scanning radio stations? (Score:2, Insightful)
Now, if there was anything worth listening to on the radio, I'd say they'd have something, but hey don't because "Garbage In = Garbage Out".
While hacking up pig snouts and horse hooves might make for an interesting, ummmm... "sausage", it's still nasty dead stuff...
RS
Re:scanning radio stations? (Score:2)
Someone's obviously never had Uncle Billy's World Famous Hawg's Head Cheese!
Radio? Other interesting input sets include: (Score:2)
Where are the details? (Score:5, Insightful)
IMHO this is yet another example of how academic projects are judged by the amount of attention they attract, rather than on whether they advance the state of the art. This is the reason why people like Kevin Warrick [sundayherald.com] can stick a dog tag in their arm and go around claiming they are the world's first cyborg - all while being lavished with attention by the mainstream media.
All of this leads to an academic system that increasingly rewards self pubicity at the expense of real reasearch.
Oh, BTW - I listened to the radio station, it sounds like a garbled mess - I certainly couldn't determine the point of this from listening to it, but then I could say the same thing about rap.
Re:Where are the details? (Score:5, Interesting)
Every Spring semester at Michigan State University's Computer Science department, the capstone class (taken by seniors to graduate) did a project and had a "poster competition" to see who did the best project.
The team that won the year I saw them was the team that wrote a program that graphed a song's FFT over time. That's it. They went on to babble about how you can recognize a song based on how it looks, visual recognition, and it did some ill-conceived 3D stuff that, by making the song data fit into even less space on the screen, was even more impossible to see. (I think you were supposed to eventually pick the song you wanted to hear by looking at this tiny, tiny representations.... at the risk of potentially offending one of the authors, who may conceivably read this, that's stupid! If they just seriously tried it once, they'd have seen how poorly this worked.) (See here [tp.spt.fi] for an example of a guy playing around with that kind of graph; note most songs look NOTHING like that in an FFT graph.
The fact is, it's a neat idea but it doesn't work. All songs in a particular pretty much look alike in an FFT graph. The differences are pretty minimal. Making it smaller doesn't help at all. The program looked really cool on a poster, using one song, but use it on six or seven real songs and ask even yourself to distinguish them and you can't; you don't "see" and "hear" that way.
IIRC a dot-com was founded based on this idea, AFAIK indepedently derived.
What does this have to do with your post? I thought about half of the other posters deserved the prize over this project, in that they were useful, interesting, or potentially even groundbreaking, in the small way that a semester project can be. But they didn't have a Beatles song graphed out on their poster. They lose.
Even college professors aren't immune to judging on surface appearences and glitz, rather then real value.
There really aren't any details (Score:2, Flamebait)
Step 1: Invent retarted station based on an alphabet's soup of statistical techniques that have no relevance to anythin
Um.. It's a joke. Get it? (Score:2, Informative)
If you need anymore clues we're here for ya, buddy.
Re:Where are the details? (Score:2)
Re:Where are the details? (Score:2, Funny)
"I named my cat Script."
Is this a security feature to confuse crackers when they break into your system?
You should know security by obfuscation never works in the long run. Also it would break other people scripts.
Re:Where are the details? (Score:4, Funny)
Great (Score:3, Funny)
But what will the RIAA do when there are no more artists ?
Re: Great (Score:3, Funny)
> But what will the RIAA do when there are no more artists ?
That's what they're doing now.
video (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:video (Score:4, Informative)
Re: Statistically Optimal Music (Score:3, Funny)
i'm trying to tune in but i'm not hearing anything...i'd say that makes it better than old radio...
Re: Statistically Optimal Music (Score:2)
But how many songs is it worth on a 56x burner?
Alright Bastards... (Score:5, Funny)
MIT everywhere (on slashdot) (Score:2)
That makes approximately 25 thousand this week. [slashdot.org]
Time for an icon?
Re:MIT everywhere (on slashdot) (Score:2)
Putting the name "MIT" on it gets funding, but that doesn't make it useful.
Well.. (Score:2)
D'oh! And it sounded so cool, too!
Too many notes (Score:5, Funny)
Reader's Digest comes to music.
Two suggestions... (Score:3, Interesting)
Make the derivative "music" at least try to keep these consistant, or at least slowly varying. If you can do that, this might work well.
Creativity (Score:2, Insightful)
wonderful organized noise is good for you. try it! (Score:5, Insightful)
And then... hit a college station playing this noise!
What a refreshment! What a way to cleanse the pallette. No chords. No lyrics. No beats. No guitars. Nothing recognizable at all! Just wonderful organized noise.
Then after listening to a LOT of it, especially the stuff that you know was actually composed by a human, something new happens:
You start to listen to the world around you (traffic, nature, conversations) as if it was composed. Imagining a single intention behind the noise of the world. It really is a beautiful mindset. See the restaurant scene in the movie "32 Short Films About Glenn Gould." http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0108328/ [imdb.com]
If you haven't spent a lot of time with music like this, try it. If you hate it after 5 minutes, listen for 10. If you hate it after 10, listen for 20. Try to appreciate it.
--
Derek Sivers, CD Baby
http://www.cdbaby.com [cdbaby.com]
Re:wonderful organized noise is good for you. try (Score:2, Interesting)
John Cage (Score:2, Informative)
John Cage was a revolutionary philosopher-artist-composer with some good ideas on how to be happy
Re:wonderful organized noise is good for you. try (Score:3, Insightful)
Uh, why? I checked eigenradio out a week or two back and, in addition to being boring as hell, it was physically painful to listen to. But I made myself stick with it for a bit, in an attempt to see what was so wonderful about it. I failed miserably.
So, would you care to go beyond your admonition to "try to appreciate it" and tell
Re:wonderful organized noise is good for you. try (Score:4, Insightful)
John Cage
wonderful organized noise is good, try Aphex Twin (Score:3, Informative)
Aphex Twin's music spans all forms of electronic music, Selected Ambient Works Vol. 2 is an incredibly WONDERFUL bedtime album, while Drukqs is a great album while working... There's something about the almost chaotic aspect of it that keeps my mind focused.
It's tough to go back to listening to mainstream radio after experiencing music that changes a person's perspective.
Yuck! (Score:2, Funny)
I used to always joke that you could take all of the Spear Britney albums and--if mixed properly--you could make one long song that didn't change themes, tones or melody once...I'm thinking this is one step closer to proving that theory.... Maybe it was just the time I tuned in--who knows?
There is one thing I find curious though, w
Familiar... (Score:5, Funny)
Blast!
Wow! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Wow! (Score:2)
"And then, magic happens. Some math may be involved as well."
Catch me if you can!
Re:Wow! (Score:4, Informative)
PCA = Principal Component Analyses.. in essence it draws reduces the number of variables in a dataset by making up totally new ones... so in essence its just a simplification of their input.
As to what the others are, I'm sure there are somebody here with more than my extremely meager signal processing knowledge:
ACB = No clue
DTW = Dynamic Time Warping
NMF = Non-negative Matrix Factorization
Mirror - server's full (Score:5, Funny)
100010101 010001010 101011010 1001010001
001010101 101010001 010110001 0101010010....
Re:Mirror - server's full (Score:2)
01101111 01101000 00100000 01110011 01101000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100111 01110011 00100000 01110011 01101100 01100001 01110011 01101000 01100100 01101111 01110100 00100001
This link [nickciske.com] may be helpful.
No connection needed to listen! (Score:5, Funny)
Replaced by a metallic toneless hum you say? (Score:2)
Sounds like a tuning session (Score:2)
Interesting name... (Score:2)
Re:Interesting name... (Score:2, Informative)
eigenvector
A vector which, when acted on by a particular
linear transformation, produces a scalar multiple of the
original vector. The scalar in question is called the
eigenvalue corresponding to this eigenvector.
It should be noted that "vector" here means "element of a
vector space" which can include many mathematical entities.
Ordinary vectors are elements of a vector space, and
multiplication by a matrix is a linear transformation on
them; smooth functions "are vectors", and ma
Re:Interesting name... (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Interesting name... (Score:5, Informative)
So the term eigenmusic could be used to describe the underlying defining characteristic of a music. You could say that all Britney Spears' music has the same eigenmusic.
Re:Interesting name... (Score:2)
kittens with mittens? (Score:5, Funny)
anyone look at the page source?
I bet this is how they Really make the music ...
Sounds like errors... (Score:2)
Peercast to avoid the Slashdotting? (Score:4, Informative)
Why do I get the notion (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:Why do I get the notion (Score:4, Insightful)
Of course that doesn't necessarily preclude it's being satire as well. The mind is fully capable of holding two contradictory ideas at once. Religious fundamentalists do it all the time.
KFG
Re:Why do I get the notion (Score:2)
Specific Sample Data (Score:2, Interesting)
E.g., would people who only listened to Rock be more inclined to like the output of this program if its input was limited to Rock music? Could it create an "optimal" song?
GIGO (Score:3, Insightful)
Peas, Mashed Potatoes, Gravy, Roast Beef (Score:2)
Well, neither does this.
patient alternative (Score:2, Informative)
www.somafm.com [somafm.com]
128k [somafm.com]
56k [somafm.com]
24k [somafm.com]
The DJ, Rusty Hodge, had an interview [slashdot.org] with slashdot a while back.
enjoy
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Hrm (Score:2)
I don't understand... (Score:2)
Besides, it seems like this process of Musical distillation, of which the story speaks, has brought us these "talents" in the first place!
Too Late (Score:2, Funny)
statistically optimal?? (Score:2)
symphony? (Score:2, Insightful)
That's all well and good, but what if more than half of those stations happen to be playing music that sucks? (even good stations use filler too..)
Mirror (Score:2)
Enjoy!
Glimpse of the future? (Score:5, Insightful)
I'm slightly scared. This is a technological curiosity of its own might, granted, but this prompts me to envision a rather gloom future. Originally I've thought that the rise of networking would eliminate the entire corporate structure involved in music-making and be replaced with system where everyone can give a go at composing, publish their work online and where the best artists could probably managed to make quite a fortune with voluntary donations.
However, could record companies do the ultimate thing, a la Nineteen Eighty-Four, and create a computer program that produces the music most of us want to hear? Would that mean the end of human creativity on that level of play, or would this algorithm be doomed to failure? It might only take a few years to adjust, and you'd end up liking it.
Of course, a prudent question is, if music can be replicated so easily, what's the point in appreaciating it any longer, as it's clearly something even machines can do well...
Next up: television series writing machines. But, oh wait, we already have reality tv...
Random rant about this kind of music analysis (Score:3, Insightful)
First off, this is a single aleotoric (sp?) composition that is extremely similar to John Cage's 'radio symphony' produced a while ago (I don't remember the date or the exact title, but I'm sure someone will correct (or flame) me about it
common base for musical taste? (Score:3, Interesting)
Statistical analysis is just not the way to write music, except perhaps for tone deaf nerds, and record execs. You have every right to play whatever form of music you choose. I have every right to listen to something else! If it got groove I do not care. I have never heard any computer generated music that can even come close to a great composer or musician, the differences are obvious. What appeals to the audiance is never the way to write music. It is how to please record companies, but is artless garbage that is as quickly forgotten as fast as it is created.
cute, but trivial application of PCA (Score:5, Insightful)
Ring Mod? (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:more crap, just like the old crap (Score:2, Interesting)
The Problem: A few years ago a station from Stockton, California, known as "Your Christian Companion" (KYCC) set up a transla
M3U (Score:3, Informative)
M3U is a text file containing a newline-delimited list of resource identifiers from which to stream audio or video. They can be URIs or local paths. XMMS, Winamp, and many other popular media players can handle M3U files; some save their playlists in this format.