Cows Identified by Retinal Imaging 57
wackoman2112 writes "According to this article, ranchers on western cattle ranches are keeping track of their cattle with the "OptiReader," a small handheld which takes retinal scans. They scan a cow's eye and record information in the database about the animal's color, weight, and genetic linage. Hmmm... This could be justification for a YRO for animals."
Re:For a second I thought I read... (Score:1)
So thats what the anal probes are for.....the aliens are just identifing us!
cowbells (Score:4, Interesting)
Cowbells are pretty cool though. I spent some time in the Austrian Alps and met some farmers who could tell me which cow was nearby by the pitch of the bell.
I suppose the next thing to come along will be RFID tags for cows.
Re:cowbells (Score:1)
Re:cowbells (Score:2, Insightful)
Farmers don't care about intrusive procedures (Score:4, Interesting)
Branding
Ear tags
De-beaking
Artificial insemination
Murder
A was in a shed when a shearer cut off the nipple of one of the sheep. His reaction - pissed off because he had to stop shearing to "take care" of the poor animal. First he applied anaesthetic (well, he hit it on the forehead until it stopped struggling) and then kind of sewed up the hole and pushed it down the ramp into the outside pen.
The fields are full of cows, ever wonder where all the bulls are?
The fields are full of sheep, ever wonder where the rams are?
Where are the chickens? Oh there's thousands of them crammed into that little shed, three to cage and they have to have their beaks cut off to stop them killing each other.
The trouble with country folk is they've lost touch with nature.
Re:Farmers don't care about intrusive procedures (Score:1)
I'd reply in depth but it strike me that this is just trollbait.
Re:Farmers don't care about intrusive procedures (Score:1)
you can't rebutt it because it's true
I'm not trolling, it's my opinion.
Re:Farmers don't care about intrusive procedures (Score:1)
You also don't seem to understand the practicalities behind some farm practices (segreatating male and female animals for instance). Mostly, I am guessing, because you don't have a lot of experience outside what appears to a single incident.
Most farmers don't follow the practices that you mention. For quite a wide number of reasons (including the practical economics of setting up a alrge factory farm operation) but I can tell you that, despite
Re:Farmers don't care about intrusive procedures (Score:2)
I'm sure the millions of chickens de-beaked and stuck in battery farms will be pleased to hear that.
I have been to many farms, in the UK and abroad.
Every cow I have ever seen has a plastic tag in it's ear.
Maybe it is a European thing. I've not visited US farms.
I'm not deluded.
segreatating male and female animals for instance
Male calves are killed, females kept alive to breed and produce milk.
Male pigs are killed for meat, females kept alive to breed
Re:Farmers don't care about intrusive procedures (Score:2)
Trouble is some people loose touch with food (Score:2)
No. The problem is that WE have lost touch with nature. We eat other living things(and other living things, although admittedly very rarely, eat us). It's called "the food chain". If you want to be a '5th level vegan' who doesn't eat anything that 'casts a shadow', be my fuckin' guest. I don't bother you about being a vegitarian, don't fucking bother me about having a nice breakfast of bacon, eggs, toast, and (gasp) a glass of milk.
Tha
Meat it's, is the number one drug on the street. (Score:2)
huge industrial farms are disgusting
Independent farmers here are a small minority. The land was seized and divided by the Normans in 1066 and has stayed pretty much the same since then.
Most farmers are employees.
Intensive farming impacts us all. Whether it be from wasteful use of water or putting pesticides and hormones and anti-biotics into your precious food chain.
Voting with your wallet is one strategy for making changes and if you are really true to that then good for you and good for everyone else
Re:Farmers don't care about intrusive procedures (Score:2)
Some of the many conditions which animals are forced to endure are without question needlessly cruel. However, I'm not going to stop eating meat.
When possible, I prefer to obtain Kosher or Halal foods because the animals are kept under better conditions.
LK
RFID on cows already (Score:2)
Re:cowbells (Score:1)
inventory control (Score:5, Insightful)
farmers are doing it for more than just inventory control though, they're using it to easily determine which genetic lines produce the best milk producers, the best meat, etc. this is a good thing, it *should* lower the prices of milk and beef a bit, and it should improve the overall quality the steak on your table.
i'm all for this. technology for tracking isn't *all* bad.
Re:inventory control (Score:1)
Just out of curiosity... (Score:3, Interesting)
Just out of curiosity.... do the retinal images of cows never change just the way human finger prints don't change from childhood to death ??
Re:Just out of curiosity... (Score:2)
I look at something, light projects an image on my retina, I go "hey! it's a cow"
yeah I need coffee
YRO for animals? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:YRO for animals? (Score:1)
Brilliant plan there.... (Score:3, Insightful)
Hmmmm. Yeah, that would be a great idea except for the fact that COWS CAN'T READ!
Re:Brilliant plan there.... (Score:5, Funny)
Bullshit. Hillary Rosen responded to one of my messages once.
Re:Brilliant plan there.... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Brilliant plan there.... (Score:2, Funny)
Their karma here will always be good as long as they use Moozilla.
Cow Rights Online (Score:5, Funny)
I'd also rather not be eaten.
(How about a Your Cow Online Section? [google.co.uk] )
Re:Cow Rights Online (Score:1)
Re:Cow Rights Online (Score:1)
Was on a planet... Narg I think, owned by TGM Industries?
Or am I too nerd for my own good?
Re:Cow Rights Online (Score:1)
Re:Cow Rights Online (Score:1)
cross pollination (Score:2, Interesting)
Better than yellow eartags (Score:2)
where cows have had to wear a unique ID printed/burned on a yellow eartag, one for each ear, for years already (at least in the Netherlands, but I've seem them in
Germany as well).
Doing identification by retinal scanning seems *much*
more humane to me than identification by plastic yellow
flaps shot through the ears. It'd take us back to the times
when identification was mostly done based on the cow's
hide patterns, but without the trickiness in identifyi
Re:Better than yellow eartags (Score:1)
This won't replace the ear tags (Score:3, Insightful)
Gene Tracking (Score:1)
Computer cowboy (Score:4, Informative)
While the retinal scanning does sound promising, that also only helps while the animal is alive. Plus, it requires a certain degree of "cooperation" with the cows. The tags are also more efficient for identifying members of a pen at a distance by tag color alone. Once they come into our facilites, too, retinal scanning does us no good as they get knocked and killed pretty quick. Unless you wanted to track the offal by retinal scans, that's about all it would be good for. You'd be surprised at the way in which our livestock is inventoried and moved around these plants; it is quite scientific, humane, and sterile.
Oops... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Oops... (Score:1)
Canadian Beef (Score:2)
The problems being that some countried (ie the US and Mexico) will not import live canadian cattele, since other countries fear it would in turn be exported to them.
A central DB with retnal scans could effectivly track cattle movement from birth, to slaughter house, allowing for easier tracking of communitable diseases, and such. And in this case, to effectivly prevent (and prove), imported cattle from being exported.
Minority Report (Score:2)
Good to see you in the slaughterhouse, Ms. Mirabelle! How're the calves doing? Perhaps you'd be interested in the latest cowbells from The Gap? Or perhaps some high quality hay from McDonalds for your last meal? After all, they serve McNuggets there, too!
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(Apologies if redundant because someone beat me to it - just mod it down. Don't waste time flaming)
Mooo! (Score:1)
"And all those other people out there who have no idea what's going on are the cattle. Mooo!"
Planet of the Cows (Score:2)
"I was afraid this would happen some day. This might be the beginning of a revolution..."
I'm no farmer but... (Score:1)
I'm too sleepy (Score:2)
Did anyone else look at the title and think it said: "Cows Identified by Rectal Imaging"???