Request for Cosmic Collision Insurance 68
HobbySpacer writes "According to this article a group of distinguished citizens has sent an open letter to Congress, the President, and other world leaders to request that they begin a serious program to protect the planet from the possible impact of a comet or asteroid. The petitioners include Freeman Dyson, Apollo 17 astronaut Harrison Schmitt, Neil Tyson (Director of the Hayden Planetarium) and others. They say that for "the first time in human history, we have the potential to protect ourselves from a catastrophe of truly cosmic proportions." A three phase program is urged that includes detection, exploration, and contingency planning. See the full letter at www.CongressNEOaction.org"
Cosmic Collision Insurance? (Score:2)
Affordable coverage, available today! (Score:5, Funny)
The policy will pay out, in full, to anyone whose species becomes extinct as a result of catastrophic collision with any celestial body.
Some of my competitors will only cover comets, excluding asteroids. Others may cover alien invasions, but exclude comets. I cover any celestial catastrophic event that causes the extinction of your species, and I pay cash!
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Re:Affordable coverage, available today! (Score:2)
That was truly funny.
Re:Affordable coverage, available today! (Score:1)
Where can I sign up?
Re:Cosmic Collision Insurance? (Score:1)
Thanks to terrorism, my 1 million dollar liability policy went from $170 a year to $700 a year. Yeah, my risk of messing up someones computers increased because a couple of airplanes crashed.
The best part is, I'm NOT liable for delays caused by 3rd parties. Its in the contracts. I'm not liable for damages caused by 3rd parties.
Oh, yeah, my auto insurance went up. I got older, didnt have an accident, but my premium went up. Why? Because allstate wants to recoup losses from other divisions and un
Re:Cosmic Collision Insurance? (Score:2)
Re:Cosmic Collision Insurance? (Score:1, Funny)
Harrumph... (Score:1)
Just look at the addle-brained mung-heads killing themselves in the middle east - for what?
Or the buttwipe driving his SUV down the highway at 100 MPH, flapping his gums on a cell phone?
There are many, many more examples of the uselessness of the human race in general.
Pffht.
Re:Harrumph... (Score:2)
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Oh...
Wait...
What'd you say? That includes me?
Well, um...in that case....
SB
Maybe he has a point (Score:2)
Re:Maybe he has a point (Score:2)
Of course, conversion is trivial, but 17 megabucks is more proper and nicer sounding.
Re:Maybe he has a point (Score:2)
Re:Harrumph... (Score:1)
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Re:Harrumph... (Score:2)
I read th letter and ... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I read th letter and ... (Score:2)
Unlikely to Happen (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Unlikely to Happen (Score:1)
Re:Why stop there (Score:2)
Sure it seems far fetched, but that will be millions of years from now.
the sky is falling!? the sky is falling?! (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:the sky is falling!? the sky is falling?! (Score:2, Flamebait)
Asteroid defence will have similar benefits as when they designed a computer network to survive a nuclear war, well, it should have anyway. Bush has just given Billions of american taxpayers dollars to help Africa, but ultimatly, Africa is what Africa does, it's overpopulated, full of warlords that spend 10%+ of their GDP on the mili
Re:the sky is falling!? the sky is falling?! (Score:2)
Re:the sky is falling!? the sky is falling?! (Score:2)
If an asteroid falls in the woods and nothing is alive afterwards, did it make a noise?
Sorry. Stress at home...
lies, damned lies and statistics (Score:2)
You're more likely to get killed by an asteroid than hit by Lightning... That's because each year, N dozen people get hit by lightning that gives a probability in the range of 1/100million. An extinction-level meteor strike happens about every 60 million years --
Re:lies, damned lies and statistics (Score:1)
Re:lies, damned lies and statistics (Score:2)
It may happen in 4 million years, or it may happen in 4 weeks. It's kinda like drunk driving, but with longer odds and bigger costs in the odd possibility that something really does happen. You can drive drunk a hundred times, but that doesn't mean that you won't get yourself killed the hundred and first. The chances are about 1 in 600
Colonisation is the way (Score:4, Insightful)
Of course, colonisation will not protect individual who will always face the same probability of asteroid, nuclear weapons, ect no matter how many planets we can colonise.
Re:Colonisation is the way (Score:2)
Re:Colonisation is the way (Score:2)
Right.. (Score:2)
I know that I always research better insterstellar drives long before I worry about planetary shields. Expansion is the key to galactic conquest, even complete n00bs figure this out pretty quick. Of course we are talking about Congress here, so I guess they might take a bit longer.
Re:Colonisation is the way (Score:2)
Maybe not, but it'll destroy all my stuff. I say bring on the nuclear particle disintegration ray weapons.
Re:Colonisation is the way (Score:1)
Re:Colonisation is the way (Score:2)
Obviously we need to colonise less planets. If we can limit ourselves to a fraction of a planet, or a really small moon, we will be much safer.
Read it and weep, dipshit.
Re:Colonisation is the way (Score:1)
sign of the times (Score:3, Insightful)
Well, maybe i'm a cynic, but...
Why can I see a project like this getting huge funding and support from the government (we're protecting the country, no, the PLANET from weapons of mass destruction!), while NASA has to fight to justify itself? Why will weapons research and detection get more funding, attention and support than space exploration?
NASA Isn't The Only Path To Space (Score:2)
Because you can't do research if you're dead.
NASA isn't synonomous with space exploration. If we're going to get off the planet in a serious fashion, we need better propulsion, bigger vehicles, better life support, and better managers than NASA has ever provided. NASA has not enhanced our capability to travel in space since the launch of the first Shuttle. If fear of asteroid hits sparks a lot o
Re:sign of the times (Score:2)
How do you think they would probably deflect this hurtling death asteroid?
Could it, perhaps, involve a WEAPON?
FREENET=FREESPEECH
Ever play civilization? (Score:1)
Cosmic proportions (Score:4, Funny)
Really, am I the only one to think that even if our whole solar system would be devastated by a gigantic cosmic body (however unlikely that is) it would hardly qualify for cosmic proportions?
Maybe if a galaxy cluster was destroyed it'd be of cosmic proportions, but a tiny planet?
Nope, heh, talk about inflated self-importance. :-)
Re:Cosmic proportions (Score:2)
Re:Cosmic proportions (Score:1)
Insurance? (Score:1)
I guess I'll start buying up cartons of cigarettes. That ought to be more valuable than cash in any extinction level event.
Whats needed (Score:3, Insightful)
Assuming they dont think it's the first strike of a nuclear war.
Would a city-buster hit in a field be enough? Tungasta wasn't was it?
Chances are the next asteroid to hit Earth will land in the Ocean, probably the Pacific. Would a city-buster cause enough of a tidal wave to knock a few coastal cities off? Anyoen got any predictions of devestation? Perhaps a computer model where you specify impact speed, mass and location and you get a rough idea of numbers killed and where?
One more advantage (Score:2)
Oklahoma, a great place to avoid tidal waves. Just ignore the rednecks and tornados (which hit every year).
Midwestern living, it cannot be beat.
Re:Whats needed (Score:2)
There are already people watching (Score:1)
My favourite FAQ from the UK site is:
Are we going to die?
Yes. We are all going to die some time. It is, however, very unlikely that the collision of a Near Earth Object will be responsible.
thats not much money (Score:2, Interesting)
You'd think out of the 7 billion on the planet, at least 17 million of us (less than half a percent) would care enough to pitch in a dollar a year. I'm in for my buck.
Why should this concern us? (Score:3, Funny)
Er, then again, maybe we should have a contingency plan.
Re:Why should this concern us? (Score:2)
Top 10 Ways to Avoid Nasty Planet Collisions (Score:1, Funny)
9. The "Space 1999" lesson: blow up a nuclear waste dump, and we escape orbit. Wacky hijinks with Barbara Bain will ensue.
8. Make a deal with the dolphins ("So long, and thanks for all the fish")
7. Bet your life savings that worlds will collide. A sure way to make sure it never happens
6. Increase funding to "Star Wars"/ SDI by thousands and thousands of percent. Sure,
Did anyone ELSE... (Score:1)
Frankly, I doubt, with all the global instability about war and terrorism, the US can make any kind of strategic defense against such a threat without the other nations of the world thinking "They're making Weapons of Mass Destruction!!!" And what nation would believe the US is building weapons as a defense against potential celestial bodies that are approaching and not just arming itself for invasion... Br
Good for U.S. (Score:1)
The only countries that would have to worry about such an invasion would be the Hitlerian dictatorships. Let 'em worry. That is not a bad thing.
Re:Good for U.S. (Score:1)
Though, we'd be viewed as quasi-hypocri.... wait, that's already true too. Nevermind.
Re:Did anyone ELSE... (Score:2)
Star Wars anyone? (Score:4, Funny)
This plan sounds suspiciously like an excuse to put lasers in space.... I can see it now,
"My fellow citizens, in the name of securing ourselves from evil celestial bodies hurtling towards the earth and thousands of miles per hour, we are beginning an expansive program to protect each and every citizen on this great planet. These lasers will be used for peaceful purposes... we wouldn't even think of aiming them at certain nations that have restarted nuclear programs or anything like that... noooooo."
a cheaper way (Score:1)
seriously, try this out at the mall and suddenly it is like you aren't even there, people won't notice or look at you at all. and if you are there with anyone, they too will suddenly not see you anymore.
nothing can collide with you if it can't see you.
seriously - perfect logic.
fear me.
Other threats (Score:3, Funny)
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Ridiculous picture (Score:1)
However, people are unaware of the effects that even a much smaller object could have on our economy, depending on where it hits.
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