Mars and the History of Antacids 58
An anonymous reader writes "NASA's retrospective today on the 1976 Mars Viking mission describes the first probe to orbit another planet, and the first biology experiments based on soil sampling. Program managers maintained a dynamic 'worry list', which included a 1970's computer that opened like a wireframe book. The all-important biology experiments could not be tested prior to launch, then lightning struck the probe components (at Kennedy's Explosive Safe Area Building)."
Its not just you (Score:2)
The "author" is clearly going for the slashdot story obfuscation award.
Either that or someone has written a slashdot story submission bot that posts the same article over and over using slightly different language each time. A bot which apparently needs some major tweaking.
Re:Its not just you (Score:1)
Don't say that about Taco!
Re:Not very lucky (Score:2, Interesting)
I'm surprised they dont' have massive faraday cages around certain areas in those buildings though. The idea of having a multi-billion dollar experiment ruined by EMP from a close-call stray bolt of lightning would scare me more than the bolt itself.
Re:Not very lucky (Score:3, Interesting)
EMP's (such as those from nuclear weapons) can cause fairly dangerous inductive currents in metal objects. Electrical arcs through the air (lightning) cause very little EM radiation, which in turn causes negligible inductive currents. Notice how lightning causes just a little pop on an AM radio? That's the EMP from the lightning amplified and it's barely audible, much less dangerous.
Why the Viking mission was accepted (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Why the Viking mission was accepted (Score:1)
What the heck? (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:What the heck? (Score:3, Informative)
Hot Nasa engineer (Score:2, Funny)
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Re:Hot Nasa engineer (Score:1)
Re:Hot Nasa engineer (Score:2)
While the phrase "granny gang bangs" made me laugh, I just wanted to help the parent poster with their mad HTML skills.
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She's using her steno pen move the circut board thingies becasue her boss told her not to touch them because of the static electricity.
When she's done looking for the eyelash, she's going to sit back down at her transcription machine and hope her boss notices her low cut blouse.
That answers everything (Score:2)
No wonder the space program costs so much! We've got Micheal Jackson doing the dirty work!
Check out the babe testing that computer (Score:4, Funny)
That's what you think! (Score:2, Funny)
Beware the Giant Hairballs of Mars!
Re:Check out the babe testing that computer (Score:1)
Maybe she touched something high voltage, but did not want to tell her supervisor, so explained it off as a new hairdoo.
I don't think they would let people on planes these days with hair like that. You can hide a lot of WMD in there. The hairspray fumes alone would put the pilot to ZZZZ-land.
Hmmmm. I wonder if her *other* hair is big also. A "Fro Below" perhaps?
very short article (Score:5, Insightful)
History of antacids? Whatever. There's nothing especially finger-biting or stomach-churning mentioned in the text, except for a picture of a woman sticking "magnetic wires" "the size of a human hair" into an early computer with circuit boards that swing down - the "wireframe book," apparently.
I'd have loved to have read about how difficult it was to keep materials from being contaminated with dust (shed skin flakes), etc., before launch, or how they decided to shield the circuitry from radiation, and what kinds of weight tradeoffs came up, etc.
But the huge "problems list" section, which takes roughly a third of the article, actually doesn't detail problems, but just things like how the list was made, and how nobody would get in trouble for adding things to the list, and other yay-team filler.
Overall, the whole thing reads like a one-sheet poster for a cheap hands-on museum display. Very disappointing.
Re:very short article (Score:2, Interesting)
ok, posting since you think it's slashdotted. (Score:1, Informative)
The 1976 Mars Viking mission involved the first probe to orbit another planet, and the first biology experiments based on soil sampling. Program managers maintained a dynamic 'worry list', which included a 1970's computer that opened like a wireframe book.
Mars: History of Antacids
The milestone launch of NASA's latest Mars mis
Is it just me (Score:3)
Not the first (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Not the first (Score:1, Interesting)
Re:Not the first (Score:1)
I believe the reference must be to the first orbiter and lander (probe) in combination.
Mars 2 and Mars 3 were orbiter/lander combos. Not very successful ones, though...
first? (Score:1)
"book" computer (Score:2, Funny)
Especially as those "hair thin wires" are being threaded through the donut-shaped magnetic cores that made up the computer's RAM. (one donut per bit! Ain't core-memory fun?)
Progress is the process of making yesterday's innovations obsolete.?
Dear "Anonymous Reader": Stay Anonymous, Please (Score:2)
Mating and the Mars-bound hardware (Score:1, Funny)
Why do they leave us in the dark? Were they able to get the orbiter and lander to sucessfully mate in captivity? Did they have twins? Where are they now?
Full text available on-line (Score:5, Informative)
You can find a huge selection of other NASA-related books (including charts, diagrams and pictures) here [nasa.gov].
Pages of Memory! (Score:2, Funny)
Biology platform was not tested! (Score:5, Interesting)
The one really interesting item in this otherwise mundane article is the revelation that the biology experiment platform was delivered too late to be adequately tested.
This gives a new credibility to the scientists that are challenging the results of the Viking lander biological experiments. Basically, we cannot even be sure these instruments were performing as designed.
So if the ESA and NASA probes send results that contradict Viking's in some way, nobody should be surprised.
Little green men haven't been ruled out yet! -:)
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