Computers and Carpal Tunnel Syndrome Studied 365
pioneer writes "An article on MSNBC.com reports that a Danish study has found that computer use is not a significant risk factor for carpal tunnel syndrome. Not sure about you, but I spent a lot of time learning dvorak and kinesis to prevent just that... the 'inevitable' onslaught of RSI/carpal tunnel/etc."
For geeks like us... (Score:5, Funny)
phew that's a relief... (Score:4, Funny)
I'm asking....for a friend.
Mike
Arr Laddy! (Score:5, Funny)
I'm living proof. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:phew that's a relief... (Score:4, Funny)
Maybe not computer use... (Score:4, Funny)
Is Nintendo thumb an accepted medical term yet?
Re:For geeks like us... (Score:5, Funny)
Kinesis? (Score:3, Funny)
Maybe if he'd put some more time into telekinesis he'd still have a useful skill.
no, EMACS causes CTS (Score:5, Funny)
C-M-g pain
C-M-G agony
C-M-T paralysis
Look at the inventors of *emacs: Stallman - CTS. Gosling - CTS. Zawinsky - weird. Wing - bald.
In the absence of "emacs peddles", the confirmed emacs user is doomed (dooomed).
(in next week's exciting episode: "Perl and your spermcount - the shocking truth").
Re:As I write this... (Score:2, Funny)
Shit I must need another cup of coffee, for a split second I was thinking "Why is this guy talking about RS232 signals?"
Very important Health Info (Please Read!) (Score:0, Funny)
An unbiased medical study was recently completed which included blood tests, double-blind placebo-controlled user tests, heart monitors and urine samples, among other techniques. The study was led by Dr. Robert Wilkes and his assistant Dr. Li Huang, both of whom have a strong background in computer software. The details have not yet been made available to the public, however Drs. Wilkes and Huang have asked that the public be provided with a summary of their findings as soon as possible.
This study was conducted over a period of two years, and the results will be published shortly in a major medical journal. The subjects for the study were 235 computer users and programmers, of varying skill levels, selected at random from major cities in the U.S., and carefully monitored on a periodic basis for software-related stress, illness, injury and other ailments. They also performed psychological evaluations to determine the effect of various software brands on the users' mental health.
Below is a brief summary of the results of their findings.
Users of Microsoft Windows, Office and Internet Explorer have a significantly lower incidence of stomach ulcers, colonic gas, redness of the eyes, and stress-related high blood pressure than their Unix & Linux counterparts -- particularly the users of Solarus, Red Hat, NOME, KDE and Netscape, among others. It was believed that the ocular redness was related to the high percentage of marijuana abusers in the Linux community, and urinalysis confirmed this to be the case. Further study and psychoanalysis showed that the stress and ulceration (found in the Unix & Linux users) were primarily caused by the following factors:
The Unix & Linux users also had a greater incidence of carpal-tunnel syndrome, due to the greater necessity of typing at the command line. Examination of the wrist muscles in this group of users found numerous cases of inflammation and irreparable injury caused by their incessant command-line usage, whereas the majority of Microsoft users, who primarily use the mouse and seldom type, had healthy wrist muscles.
The Microsoft users exhibited tranquility, good mental and physical health, and balanced emotional well-being. They tend to spend more time at the gym, visit family and friends more often, and are more outgoing and social. Dr. Huang found that this is due to the fact that their operating system doesn't require them to spend long hours studying Mann pages in order to perform simple maintenance tasks. Their primary reasons for feeling secure were as follows:
Wow! the same keyboard... (Score:-1, Funny)
That is amazing, I seem to go through keyboards like I go through computers....
Can you still read the letters on the keys?
A European, or an American typist? (Score:1, Funny)
Anyone working in the US software industry has seen enough colleages in pain to know that there is some connection out there!
Programmers are a bunch of whiney bitches... (Score:2, Funny)
Next time I hear about a programmer getting a worker's comp. settlement because of carpel tunnel, I think I'll stop by their house and strap them to a running 36" chainsaw for 8 hours. Unless carpel tunnel causes your to fall out of your fancy aeron chair in sudden, shocking pain, then you don't have carpel tunnel... what you have is a work ethic problem combined with an ineptitude for figuring out how to use voice recognition software.
Try a different window manager (Score:3, Funny)
Its NOT using computers that causes problems (Score:2, Funny)
Lazy bastard (Score:3, Funny)
Re:phew that's a relief... (Score:3, Funny)
fiddlers' neck, cello scrotum, flautist chin and (Score:1, Funny)
Bet you never heard of those medical conditions.
Musicians have it bad too.
Re:phew that's a relief... (Score:3, Funny)
But what about that other activity that is associated with a man, and his wrist. Is it a significant risk factor?
I dunno - does your "friend" engage in... that other activity... eight hours a day, five days a week? If so, well, then your "friend" probably has other issues to deal with.