Simulation Of An Asteroid Impact In The Year 2880 411
JoeRobe writes "Researchers at UCSC have simulated a possible outcome of an impact by asteroid 1950DA when it passes near us in the year 2880. Note that there is a 0.3% chance of impact during that encounter. In the event that it impacts in the Atlantic, they predict that the '60,000 megaton blast' would create 400 foot waves along the east coast. In addition to an assessment of the danger, their studies point out the resulting geologic features that we should be looking for now, which would indicate where and when such impacts have occured in the past."
Actually... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Actually... (Score:5, Interesting)
More info on BBC http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/966968.stm
I've been there. The volcano is awesome
Re:Actually... (Score:2)
I think you did!
Re:Actually... (Score:2)
Nope, I am darn sure that its either nucular or nuculer. Do you know better or George W Bush ?
Re:Actually... (Score:2, Funny)
In the year 2012 we create a super computer that runs a version of linux. For a change all commands are prefixed with 'nu'. A bug in the system causes all console-related commands to affect memory too. This remains undiscovered.
In the year 2084 all humans transfer their 'selves' into this massive comp and cease to exist as biological organisms.
In the year 2100 the system becomes self-aware.
On the night if October 20th,2100 the system issues a clear command that is nuclear
Re:Actually... (Score:2, Informative)
Uhm... (Score:5, Funny)
Craters?
Re:Uhm... (Score:5, Informative)
For older and larger impacts, you're looking for very different evidence: heavily brecciated rocks, shock quartz crystals, changes to crust/mantle interface, evidence of high pressure rocks. Further afield, evidence of global dust layers (esp contaminated with terrestrially unusual minerals such as iridium), evidence of "tidal wave" eg poorly structured jumbled marine deposits over a large area.
Huh ? (Score:2)
In 877 years I will be dead (Score:5, Funny)
Re:In 877 years I will be dead (Score:5, Funny)
Re:In 877 years I will be dead (Score:5, Funny)
Re:In 877 years I will be dead (Score:5, Funny)
Not Photoshop. (Score:2)
The book of horrible questions (Score:5, Interesting)
Don't even think about it, you fscking Canadians.
Re:The book of horrible questions (Score:2)
"Oh yeah, everyone, you know, er, it might be a good idea to like, be elsewhere than the US in 500 years time. I've left $500M in a high interest account to help defray moving costs. Thanks for that ATM card!"
Re:The book of horrible questions (Score:3, Funny)
Satan (or your local bad dude) says to someone, here, you can have a million dollars if you push this button, which will kill someone, but don't worry, you don't know them.
So, after much discussion, they do it, and then he takes back the devices, and says he's off to give it to someone else... someone they don't know.
Accuracy (Score:5, Interesting)
Is that 0.3% chance mostly from the inaccuracy of the devices that measure the velocity of the object, inaccuracy of the prediction models, or genuine random events (like uh being affected by random solar wind variations, or something ).
Re:Accuracy (Score:2)
When you think about it though, the precisions we're talking about must be just incredible.
I doubt they will speak English 800 years from now (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:I doubt they will speak English 800 years from (Score:5, Funny)
I see you're confident the USA won't have switched to metric by then.
Re:I doubt they will speak English 800 years from (Score:2)
Re:I doubt they will speak English 800 years from (Score:5, Funny)
But they'd be reading Slashdot even then?
They will, an when the news hits they will complain it's a dupe: "So what the asteroid will hit tomorrow, this is old news it was posted like 800 years ago, fscking slashdot dupes"
Hope... (Score:3, Funny)
Maybe we could all spend a little less on improving ways to kill each other, and a little more on planning our survival?
Re:Hope... (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Hope... (Score:5, Insightful)
I think you're being a bit harsh here. Is idleness the only reason for non-innovation? What about patents? Copyrights? How many years back did we 'invent' these things?
What about money being wasted on 'defence systems' at the cost of innovative research? If World Peace were to be established Today, how much of the wrold's defence budgets could go into this kind of 'Save Humanity' work?
What's the guaranty that more draconian acts than the DM?A could get passed, and stall research in vital areas? How many countries do research on even things like GPS? Peaceful nuclear reseacrh?
Just consider this SCO-IBM imbroglio - how can an entity such as SCO even claim to own the brains of programmers and developers by paying up some cash. How much has DOS (the operating system) advanced over the past 10 years? How many viable alternatives to the X-Window environments have been developed?
And meanwhile,
How many locks, anti-competitive measures and worse tactics have been imposed on good innovative software? Even standards and protocols? I'm sorry, but blaming lack of innovation on mere idleness just doesn't cut it.
As Evelyn Waugh famously said, we need to release generations from captivity, that may be more irksome than our own.
Re:Hope... (Score:2)
What about money being wasted on 'defence systems' at the cost of innovative research? If World Peace were to be established Today, how much of the wrold's defence budgets could go into this kind of 'Save Humanity' work?
See this Internet thing you are using. It started as a Defense Department project. War has long been a motivator for progress. Either progress or die, literally. Check out the history of aviation.
Compare the NSF and DARPA. They both give money to people to perform scientific resea
Re:Hope... (Score:2)
Well given the human race's ingenuity, if in the next 800 hundred years or so we haven't worked out a way to prevent this, we probably deserve extinction for being idle.
quoth the article:
It takes 8 hours for the waves to reach Europe, where they come ashore at heights of about 30 to 50 feet.
Doesn't realy sound like extinction to me, hardly enough to get our feet wet. For the us east cost they're talking 400 feet, how much ingenuity does it take to head for the hills?
Re:Hope... (Score:2)
Also, I guess a lot of water will evaporate, forming huge clouds and (just a guess), that will probably change climate for a short while...
Re:Hope... (Score:2)
If that does not ruin your day, consider that this is the way of all life as we know it: competition inside a species generally being much more aggressive than competition between species.
It is very unlikely that we will
Re:Hope... (Score:2)
the movie seems to be slashdotted (Score:2)
Article text, (impact with slashdot 1950DoS) (Score:3, Funny)
Contact: Tim Stephens (831) 459-2495; stephens@ucsc.edu
Massive tsunami sweeps Atlantic Coast in asteroid impact scenario for March 16, 2880
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
We're all fscked
90 Percent? (Score:2, Funny)
"Until we detect all the big ones and can predict their orbits, we could be struck without warning," said Asphaug. "With the ongoing search campaigns, we'll probably be able to sound the 'all clear' by 2030 for 90 percent of the impacts that could trigger a global catastrophe."
Um, why is the goal to only fi
Re:90 Percent? (Score:5, Interesting)
There is also the problem that we can only detect such objects at so-and-so a range, so earth needs to be in the right place at the right time for an event to be recorded.
Also, comets count potentially disturb the orbits of many asteroids in the meantime. You can't ever predict a comet we haven't seen before - by the time we see it, it will likely be too late to do anything.
Rosy, isn't it.
Re:90 Percent? (Score:4, Insightful)
Agreement with your other points but this one - huh? There's a big kablooie, it gets mistaken for a terrorist act, first reaction is to launch the nukes? Is that what we did on 9/11? Even if it was bigger, what's the point? How does one take out a terrorist by launching nukes at every country in the world? Serious overreaction there, and some massive FUD. You find the terrorist, hunt them down, and get them - you don't randomly start throwing missiles at other countries.
-T
Re:90 Percent? (Score:5, Informative)
Budget constraints. They can only do so much with what they could sqeeze out of the government.
Seriously, it could be because of the unpredictability of the asteroids' path & other unknown asteroids. Although many of these follow well defined path - a smallest deviation resulting out of say, collision with other space debris, would mean large change from the expected point of contact at earth.
Re:90 Percent? (Score:2)
Re:90 Percent? (Score:3, Interesting)
But if I were you, I'd be more worried about the small stuff [nasa.gov].
Yeah, sure... (Score:2, Funny)
What happens if? (Score:3, Funny)
Wondering what'd happen if it hit anywhere near Seattle!? heh... forgot, it's gonna be more than 700 years away. Can we have a simulation of that thing in Seattle right now? In a place which rhymes with Deadbund?
Re:What happens if? (Score:2)
Isn't Europe and Africa on the east coast of the Atlantic?
Re:What happens if? (Score:2)
Isn't Europe and Africa on the east coast of the Atlantic?
heh
Anyway, an anal pendant would probably say only land has a coast while the sea has a shore - or something (I'm not sure myself - no pun intended)
Re:What happens if? (Score:2, Funny)
Lucifers Hammer? (Score:2)
3 percent is pretty high considering its the extinction of a sentient race (humans) possible, or at least civilization.
I can just see my genetic decendants going "shit I wish my great *9 or 10 grandfathers generation had taken a little time out of their primitive lives to think about some kind of solution to this..." just before
Re:Lucifers Hammer? (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Lucifers Hammer? (Score:2)
Figures, blame your elders. It's not like they could do anything about it a hundred years from now or so, right?
Re:Lucifers Hammer? (Score:4, Interesting)
Imagine how boring the book would have been if they were right!
Interestingly Lucifer's Hammer has become practically required reading for the "survivalist" movement (people who believe in being prepared for a catastrophic destruction of civilization... they got a little too closely associated with the Y2K nuts a couple years back, but for the most part they are fairly level-headed).
But Lucifer's Hammer is a good read. I think it's filed under SciFi, but it is pretty light on the Science Fiction.
graphics (Score:4, Funny)
Re:graphics (Score:2)
Re:graphics (Score:2)
[i have stolen this one]
Re:graphics (Score:2)
Re:Here it is (Score:2, Informative)
Or this one [bbc.co.uk], or this one [virginia.edu], or this one [nasa.gov], or this one [arm.ac.uk], or my favourite: this one [imagesofspace.com].
Artists seem to like to portray asteroids as being sveral hundred kilometres in size.
Um...? (Score:3, Funny)
Um, isn't that the image of what happened one minute before the goatse picture was taken? (ewwww)
-T
Our great^12 grandchildren are going to look back (Score:5, Funny)
-- Terry
I have also run a simulation of this (Score:5, Funny)
Homes destroyed, their leader missing, pandemonium falling into utter madness.
Roads crumbled, storehouses plundered, the sky is literally falling.
You can really mess up an anthill when you're 10 years old.
By 2880 (Score:5, Interesting)
You guys really sure you want to put this out there? They are gonna LTAO...
Re:By 2880 (Score:2)
However, they'll both do the exact same thing when they discover such an object approaching the earth:
"Yo, human. Bend over and kiss your ass goodbye."
Soko
Re:By 2880 (Score:4, Insightful)
I wonder if they'll have @$$es in 2880?
Antennas? Appendages?
Laugh their Antennas off?
Still, I digress. Its pretty wacky to think what things will be like in 877 years. I mean, look at what has happened since
*gets out calculator, 'cause its late and I'm tired*
the year of our Lord 1126? The most sophisticated weapon was the longbow, and the french actually use to put up a fight. The Church reigned supreme etc. So much has changed, and todays world would seem bonkers to folk from back then. Hmm, reading this back, I must be tired. Its all so damn obvious.
Re:By 2880 (Score:2)
Antennas? Appendages?
Laugh their Antennas off?
Still, I digress. Its pretty wacky to think what things will be like in 877 years. I mean, look at what has happened since
*gets out calculator, 'cause its late and I'm tired*
the year of our Lord 1126? The most sophisticated weapon was the longbow, and the french actually use to put up a fight. The Church reigned supreme etc. So much has changed, and todays world would seem bonkers to folk from back then. Hmm, reading this
Re:By 2880 (Score:2)
Although I slept through my bio-classes, I think I remember things like nourishment counted as part of the environment and not something that would affect your genes, thus not part of evolution.
Re:By 2880 (Score:2)
Tails, fancy eye-balls, enormous genitalia, you name it, I would buy it, were it available for my children...
Asteroids: liberal myth (Score:2, Funny)
First of all, many people claim asteroids are what killed dinosaurs millions of years ago. This is impossible. God created in the earth in 6 days, not millions. It is entirely possible to assume then that dinosaurs a
One things that I haven't seen addressed ... (Score:5, Insightful)
There are many distinct ways that the asteroid could hit. I imagine that after you determine if, when, and where it impacts the Earth, the next most important thing to know to weigh the consequences would be at what angle and trajectory it hits at. I imagine it would be quite different if it hit at a 1/16 * Pi angle and streaked across the sea than it would be if it hit orthogonal ( right angle ) to the surface.
Also, I imagine the rotation of the asteroid could be a major factor, as well as its shape and composition.
Re:One things that I haven't seen addressed ... (Score:5, Informative)
Whether the asteroid hits or not will determine whether 0.5*m*v^2 joules of energy will be unleashed or not. Observe that angle or shape or composition don't enter the equation (and rotational energy is quite insignificant in comparison). The only parameters are the boolean value "hit", total mass, and velocity.
What you're talking about are secondary details on "how" the energy will be transferred, but regardless the total amount will be the same.
Re:One things that I haven't seen addressed ... (Score:2)
Atmosphere is quite a bit large target, so if it skims through atmosphere, changes direction, and very probably break into parts, then not all the same energy will hit the target in the way orthogonal slam would do.
Re:One things that I haven't seen addressed ... (Score:2)
Re:YES!!! (Score:3, Informative)
Pretty much irrelevant. The asteroid would hit at a velocity 300 times faster. The energy is one-half mass times velocity squared. That "squared" part means you are looking at 90,000 times as much energy per unit of mass. That's enough to vaporize not only your car but a huge section of the wall as well.
Then consider the fact that the asteroid is around a billion times more m
how about another or two (Score:5, Informative)
I doubt there are as many distinct/unique hit scenarios as some would propose. This isn't a weeked destruction derby, with hollowed out Cadillacs bouncing off each other in a mud pit.
Next, asteriods are not known for their 'rotation' as much as they are for tumbling. Neither of which matters much as the gases and kinetic energy involved in a strike will have their way long before actual contact of the two entities. Much like an avalanche, or tsunami, the bulk of the damage is from the shock and pressure wave(s) that arrive before the object/event itself. Contact is after the fact, and I don't think anyone is going to come out from under their desk saying "man! that was close! Good thing it only grazed us!" In this case, a miss really is as good as a hit.
Re:One things that I haven't seen addressed ... (Score:2)
Not with a BANG but with a 'Kachoo' (Score:5, Insightful)
IMHO mankind has more to fear from viruses than tsunamis generated from wandering asteroids. I am afraid that something very tiny will wipe us out, not someting very big.
I am not a biologist, but I bet the threat is more than 0.3 percent that this could happen. This SARS outbreak has me thinking.
Re:Not with a BANG but with a 'Kachoo' (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Not with a BANG but with a 'Kachoo' (Score:2)
Obligatory Homer Simpson Quote (Score:2, Funny)
Good (Score:3, Funny)
year what ?? (Score:2)
simulation, eh? (Score:2)
Make money from it.. The Y2880 Bug (Score:2)
Armageddon outta here (Score:2)
Drowned twice over (Score:2)
A picture is worth a 1000 words (Score:5, Informative)
Pic [ucsc.edu]
How far must I run? (Score:4, Interesting)
How far inland does one have to be to avoid a 400 foot wave?
Re:How far must I run? (Score:3, Interesting)
The other side of the Appalacians. Nothing like a small mountain range to block a big wall of water.
Or have you seen the Rockies, and now consider the Appalacians to just be kinda tall foothills? Still tall enough. But you might not want to be standing in the Cumberland Gap.
Isn't this one of the reasons we need a Moonbase? (Score:5, Interesting)
We spend much time monitoring volcanos, fault lines, things that have proven to cause a danger to man, yet we still don't have much in the way of program to reliably spot dangers from our own solar system, which while we haven't had a trully catastrophic event in human history, there is enough in the way of evidence that this sorta event does take place.
Even the smaller meteor strikes which are much more common place, though less destrictive then many forms of earth natural disaster, are much more common place, and near as I can tell, there pretty much isn't any program to detect and alert people as to the danger. The best thing we got are amature astrometers, who have been great, but are limited to earth bound telescopes.
This is why we need a space program... if but for nothing else but to provide simple observation satalights in orbit to help detect such threats in advance.
A moon base would also be somewhat spiffy too as far as creating a staging area in the event we do actually find a huge rock with a destination of earth.
oh well (Score:2, Funny)
Phew, I was worried for a second! (Score:2)
Phew, at least Europe is safe!
this is old news... (Score:3, Informative)
according to this story [yahoo.com], this simulation was done on a debian cluster running the hurd.
check out the date, it was published months ago.
These guys would love it! (Score:3, Funny)
Whew! (Score:2)
Interesting "fact" (Score:2, Insightful)
Comfort Ye (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:The name of the simulation program is... (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:The name of the simulation program is... (Score:2)
Wasn't that chicken_lickin.exe?
Chicken Licken [ongoing-tales.com]
Re:Who cares (Score:2)
Re:Who cares (Score:2)
Because [gilscottheron.com].
Re:8 centuries from now... (Score:2)
Re:We'll all be dead by then... (Score:5, Funny)
By 2880 we will have developed amazing technology such as asteroid repellent beams, fusion and flying cars.
Yeah right, next thing you'll be saying is that Duke Nukem Forever will be out by then!
Re:We'll all be dead by then... (Score:2)
Make a change to the "woman repellent" I normally wear
Re:gnarly... (Score:2)
or genetic causes (cancer, etc)... stuff that we're fine with for a portion of time before it hits us out of nowhere and kills us...
Or, if the world keeps growing like it is, ebola or somesuch... it depends on close proximity. If the ebola virus hit somewhere like, say, new york, the entire city would be gone in a matter of weeks (i vote we nuke the place pre-emptively)
Saw the same special, i think the name was (Score:4, Interesting)