Window on Mars - Can Orobes Dig Out More Info? 118
OldTurkeyBuzzard writes "
All telescopes are tuned to Mars as it draws nearer Earth than at any time in recorded history. The record-setting date is Aug. 27......
This newspaper article throws more light on the efforts to gather more information about the red planet when it approaches very close to us.
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not mars! (Score:5, Funny)
What?
Oh wait... shit.
Mike
Quick! (Score:5, Funny)
Red Hat for the Red Planet!
Re:Quick! (Score:1, Troll)
Linux won't be very popular with the Martians. They only have 3 fingers.
Re:Quick! (Score:2)
Assuming that's a CLI joke, that's pretty funny!
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Go FreeBSD!
"+5 Funny?" (Score:1, Troll)
What a clever and original joke. The effort exerted to make such a connection left me in utter awe at the fact. And the way he lets you know it is a joke with the "Oh wait" part at the end! Gets me every time they do that...every single time, in every single article with the word "window" in
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Maybe They Fill Find (Score:1, Funny)
or, since its so close, hit em with another one!
Let's hope (Score:3, Funny)
"If everything goes as planned, by January 2004 there will be a total of seven spacecraft sniffing around Mars."
Let's hope those little green men have a concept of deoderant or NASA is going to be in for a real surprise.
Re:Let's hope (Score:1)
Re:Let's hope (Score:3, Funny)
"Many races believe that [the Universe] was created by some sort of God, though the Jatravartid people of Viltvodle VI believe that the entire Universe was in fact sneezed out of the nose of a being called the Great Green Arkleseizure. The Jatravartids, who live in perpetual fear of the time they call The Coming of The Great White Handkerchief
Not to be cheesy, but... (Score:4, Insightful)
Actually .. (Score:5, Insightful)
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Re:Actually .. holman orbit! (Score:1)
holman orbit=elliptical= lowest energy orbit= happy engineers because you don't have to waste all your mass on fuel. And for an elliptical orbit you'd still want to go at about the time Mars is closest- you want to treat both Mars and Earth as the focii for the ellipse.
Re:Actually .. (Score:1)
While circling around the sun (sling-shotting) works great for unmanned probes like Voyager, it is not feasible for a manned mission because it adds time to mission schedule. More time in space = more fuel requirements + more supplies for the astronauts >> more fuel again.
Communications will always be delayed so difference between a close Mars and a farther away Mars will be miniscule. The distance to travel is
Re:Actually .. (Score:1)
It is still costly (take the fuel all the way there), but much less.
Re:Not to be cheesy, but... (Score:1)
Not manned missions, but then again, we arent ready for one yet.
Re:Not to be cheesy, but... (Score:5, Interesting)
I have seen what the trajectory for a mission to mars would be like - It makes no difference that mars is closer to earth, because the spacecraft cannot fly in a straight line between the two worlds unless we managed to develop a far more powerful propulsion system. You have to fly in a spiral trajectory around the sun that would only intercept mars after a year, and spend a year or so on the planet to wait for earth to be in the right position for the return flight. You would then leave mars to orbit around the sun, firing thrusters in reverse to spiral in an intercept the earth after another year or so. The total mission time would run from 3 to 5 years.
That is why going to mars is so much harder than going to the moon. The astronauts have to be kept alive and sane for years, not weeks as was the case with Apollo.
Re:Not to be cheesy, but... (Score:4, Informative)
I propose.... (Score:4, Funny)
Recorded History? (Score:1, Informative)
Astronomy and astronomical records are known to have existed during that period, although reliable ones can be said to exist only since Copernicus, Kepler and Galileo.
Maybe you should have said "in recent history", or "in modern history". That would have been a lot more accurate!
Re:Recorded History? (Score:2, Funny)
Least the comparison didn't use VWs, football fields or libraries of congress.
"Mars will appear the closest it's been since... well, since as long as it would take to read the library of congress ago"
Measurments NASA converted (Score:2)
Mars Mass =~ 6.4185E21 VWB's (VolksWagen Bugs)
Orbital Distance (near) 5.9602E9 FbF's (Football Feilds)
Orbital Distance (far) 43.887E9 FbF's
Data Collection* =~ 127E-3 LoC's (Library's of Congress)
Enjoy the bliss of understanding with "real world" reference units
That lame scientific crap can be found here [nasa.gov]
* denotes a number pulled out of my ass
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Good to see (Score:2, Insightful)
Picture of Earth and Moon from Mars (Score:4, Interesting)
Beware this is just a distraction, with all eyes towards Mars, Venus is planning a sneak attack!
Orobes, huh? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Orobes, huh? (Score:2, Funny)
How close? (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:How close? (Score:5, Informative)
Loads of info (sky maps, viewing charts, other graphics) in Where is Mars Now? [space.com] at space.com.
A couple of choice quotes:
"As of May 15, the Red Planet is about 82 million miles (133 million kilometers) from Earth."
"On Aug. 27, 2003, Mars will be less than 34.65 million miles (55.76 million kilometers) away -- closer to our planet than it's been in nearly 60,000 years."
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Re:How close? (Score:1)
At it's closest it will be approximately 1.4 feet away.
RUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!
Windows on Mars? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Windows on Mars? (Score:4, Funny)
Only if you're using the Martian-language regional settings.
Re:Windows on Mars? (Score:1)
Yeah yeah, I'll crawl back under my rock now for saying something this cheesy, but I just had to. I tried to resist, really... I did...
Heh (Score:2)
Tuning in (Score:3, Interesting)
All telescopes are tuned to Mars [..]
not to pick nits, but can you "tune" a telescope to mars? is that what they do with radio telescopes?
Re:Tuning in (Score:1)
Mars Attracts!! (Score:3, Interesting)
I guess I'm asking if there is any remotely-possible-disaster angle that the press will be able to play up on this. 2 years ago, we had the summer of the shark. I'd love to see this summer be "The Summer of Colliding Worlds". We need something. Hollywood is going all sequel on us this year.
Re:Mars Attracts!! (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, Mars Attacks Again, Mission to Mars Revisited, National Lampoon's Vacation to Mars, Lord of the O-Rings - The Two Launches, Star Wars XVI - Attack of the Green Clowns, 2003 - A Space Affair, Star Trek 12 - In Search Of A Borg Franchise, Die Hard IX - Yeehaa, Martians! and, finally, the new version of that old TV show My Friend Martian starring Wil Wheaton.
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Re:Mars Attacks Again (Score:2, Informative)
The original didn't do so well in the box office, but it seems to have caught on as a cult hit. Most everybody I know has seen in on DVD or tape. I saw a link here (or perhaps on Some other news site [fark.com] for the complete set of images of the original trading cards, and had them printed up on card s
George Bush Trying to Get Home (Score:5, Funny)
--CTH
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An orobe... (Score:1, Funny)
thanks i have my tin-foil cap ready (Score:1, Funny)
No kidding (Score:2)
Tell me about it. The other day, there was this guy...
Windows on Mars? (Score:5, Funny)
I can only assume Orobes is the latest codename for the 128bit windows AE (AlienEdition).
Or do you mean that we are going to send all the copies of windows to Mars? I've never been a fan of using space as a giant garbage dump, but in this case....
Re:Windows on Mars? (Score:1)
Heck - lets tell the DCMA and RIAA people that we are detecting illicit filesharing occuring through the ether.
One way ticket?
Is Slashdot submission using Trend Micro filter? (Score:2, Funny)
Orobes? (Score:1, Funny)
Beagle 2 (Score:5, Informative)
I think that, out of all the missions the article mentions, Mars Express [esa.int] is the most exciting. This mission, which is backed by the European Space Agency [esa.int] (rather than NASA, as the article implies), carries the British-built Beagle 2 [beagle2.com] lander, targeted at looking for evidence for Martian life, past and present. Beagle 2 (named after Charles Darwin's ship) is far more sensitive than the old Viking Missions [nasa.gov], which were the first (and so far, the only) missions to look for life. It's worth noting that the more-recent Pathfinder [nasa.gov] mission was a proof-of-concept for the two upcoming Mars Exploration Rovers [nasa.gov], which are for geological surveys rather than life searches.
One partcularly cool feature of Beagle 2 is its "Mole [beagle2.com]", which can crawl across the surface (at 1cm/s) and burrow imto the ground or under boulders. The Mole will be able to take samples from locations which the Viking landers couldn't reach; these samples may provide conclusive evidence that life once existed on Mars.
Mars Express, carrying Beagle 2, is due to blast off from the Baikonur Cosmodrome in Kazakhstan on June 2. Fingers crossed!
Re:Beagle 2 (Score:5, Interesting)
Misdirected Efforts (Score:5, Interesting)
Mars is all well and good, but I really think we should be focusing on the Moon! Mars is so much farther away it takes half a year to get there. The Moon, on the other hand, only takes two days. And if anything goes wrong, the Moon is actually close enough we might be able to get there in time to do something about it.
I don't see a problem with sending "orobes" to Mars, because it's always good to know something just for the sake of knowing, but knowledge of the Moon is much more practical. We've had the technology for decades to establish a Lunar colony . Why didn't we? There's water, and therefore oxygen, and most of the metals you could possibly desire all on the Moon. We should establish a Lunar colony first, and then worry about manned missions to Mars.
A space elevator wouldn't hurt either.
Re:Misdirected Efforts (Score:2, Funny)
Or we could shrink ourselves and explore other people's inner ears!
Re:Misdirected Efforts (Score:3, Funny)
Dude, it's within ourselves that we need to explore. We don't even know ourselves, man.
Mod this as funny and I'll kick your ass.
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(I dont know, just guessing here..)
Re:Misdirected Efforts (Score:2)
I think we'll cultivate a lot more good will if we send "oreos" to Mars. Especially double-stuff.
A space elevator wouldn't hurt either.
I used to think the space elevator was a silly idea, or at least a not-any-time-soon idea, and that we should tinker with tethers or J. Storrs-Hall's space dock idea [imm.org] in the nearer term. But I started reading the info [highliftsystems.com] (most of the technical issues are treated in essays in the "Downloads" section of the website) and it's
Windows On Mars (Score:2, Funny)
Doh! Where are the dragons! (Score:5, Funny)
Oh.. sorry.. red planet, not moon.
G
Re:Doh! Where are the dragons! (Score:2)
I hope you all realize what will happen then. If not, allow me to quote:
"And the beast shall come forth surrounded by a roiling cloud of vengeance. The house of the unbelievers shall be razed and they shall be scorched to the earth. Their tags shall blink until the end of days."
- from The Book of Mozilla, 12:10
I especially fear the blinking tags!
Re:Doh! Where are the dragons! (Score:2)
Red planet, red moon, it's still better than the Red Star.
hi, i'm original! (Score:1)
Mars slashdotted? (Score:4, Funny)
Different Goals (Score:2)
I am happy to see that of the several projects heading to make this window, they are all focusing on different aspects of mars research. I would hate to see the effort of more then one group on the same 'problem', it would be a terrible waste of resources.
On another note, it's nice to see some more world involvement in space/mars research. More eyes, and maybe even more important differently organized eyes looking at Mars will only improve our results. It's very reasuring to see.
Martians possess WMD (Score:5, Funny)
"They have an Illudium Q36 explosive space modulator, and we're the ones who sold it to them" explained Bugs. "Back in the fifties, there was an American company called Acme who would sell anything to anyone. The Martian leader, a looney little guy named Marvin was a regular customer. He's hell bent on destroying the Earth. It's all he ever talks about. Something to do with his view of Venus." Some research into the Acme company seems to confirm Bugs' allegations.
But Martian Information Minister, Wyle. E. Coyote, told us a different story. "There is no Illudium Q36 explosive space modulator. This is a myth being spread by the evil ones. "Sure, they sold us some rocket powered roller skates, and giant magnets, but we only use those to control the roadrunner population." He went on to deny the existence of tens of thousands of freeze-dried Martian warriors.
So get out your telescope on Aug. 27, but wear some earplugs. There just might be an earth-shattering kaboom.
H.G. Wells was only a century off... (Score:1)
No one would have believed in the last years of the twentieth century that this world was being watched keenly and closely by intelligences greater than man's and yet as mortal as his own; that as men busied themselves about their various concerns they were scrutinised and studied, perhaps almost as narrowly as a man with a microscope might scrutinise the transient creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. W
close? (Score:1)
Mars aproaching (Score:1)
perfect circle? (Score:1)
What does circle have to do with anything? The configuration of Mars and Earth orbit is important not the shape of a particular orbit. It is unfortunate how often journalists demonstate complete misunderstanding of basic ideas.
Re:perfect circle? (Score:1)
If Mars and Earth orbits were perfect circles (centred on the Sun, obviously), then the oppositions would always be at the same distance.
So if the oppositions are not equal, the orbits can't be perfect circles, QED
Furthermore, it seems to me (although I haven't done the maths) that even if Earth were any ellipse (maybe circular), and Mars were a non-circular ellipse, then there will always be differing opposition distances -- which is exactly what the article said.
Re:perfect circle? (Score:1)
If Mars and Earth orbits were perfect circles (centred on the Sun, obviously), then the oppositions would always be at the same distance.
Even if the orbits are perfect circles, lie in the same plane (as you are implicitly assuming and which is obviously not the case in reality), they would still have different angular speed. That is the year on Mars would be different time from the year on Earth. Therefore the distance between the planets would not be the same all the time.
I have not done the calculat
Orobes? (Score:4, Funny)
MarsOS X...Hurry! (Score:1)