World's Largest Flower 48
An anonymous reader writes "The Titan Arum (Amorphophallus titanum) produces the world's largest flower and is currently in bud at the University Botanic Gardens Bonn (Germany). As of Thursday, 12 a.m. it is set to break the old world record established in 1932. The old record was 267 cm while the new bud is now 273 cm and still growing."
What's the flower... (Score:1, Redundant)
Re:What's the flower... (Score:1)
Re:What's the flower... (Score:1)
I believe it's called the Titan Arum.
My trick? Reading.
Re:What's the flower... (Score:2, Informative)
Thanks for your help.
Re:I'd make a filthy joke, but I think it's implie (Score:1)
Re:What's the flower... (Score:1)
Re:What's the flower... (Score:2)
Rafflesia arnoldii grows to about a 1m diameter. The Titan Arum in bloom in Bonn has a diameter of 1.5m. So the Titan Arum is both taller and wider than Rafflesia. However the flower of the Titan Arum is not really a flower, it is infact an "i
Name it (Score:2, Funny)
Slashdot fun (Score:5, Funny)
Lawn (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Lawn (Score:2)
They have a live webcam (Score:4, Informative)
Live Webcam [uni-bonn.de] of the flower. As I post there are a bunch of people standing around looking at the flower and the flower dwarfs all of them. Quite impressive.
Not in MY livingroom!!!! (Score:1)
The Big Stinky (Score:3, Funny)
Re:The Big Stinky (Score:2, Informative)
Bud? Did someone say "Bud?" (Score:1)
Excellent!!
World's biggest flower means the world's biggest Bud! Fire one up and let's PARTY!
(Wouldn't my mom be proud of me right now? "There's my baby - posting to Slashdot.")
Re:Bud? Did someone say "Bud?" (Score:3, Funny)
Little Shop of Horrors? (Score:1)
way cool (Score:4, Informative)
Even dead it was surreal, the sheer size of it. The size of the pot, the size of the dead leaves... it was rad.
Ok, I admit it, I'm a plant nerd. I've always been interested in plants, be it plant population ecology or ethnobotany or the care and feeding of entheogenic plants. Now a days I'm an aspiring computational ecologist. So yeah, I'm a sucker for this stuff.
Re:way cool (Score:1)
If you had just finished flowering and were all wilted and dead-looking, no wonder you were bummed. What sort of one-night stand leads to a child who flowers?
Seriously though, that would be cool to see. Good luck with that computational ecology stuff.
Amorphophallus Titanum (Score:5, Funny)
Going back to our Latin roots:
So this flower is "scientifically" defined as an unusually huge and shapeless representation of the male penis. This is why men shouldn't name flowers...
Of course to be fair, that gigantic flower is after all the plant's sex organ, so perhaps the description is apt...
Definitions courtesy of Dictionary.com [dictionary.com]
Re:Amorphophallus Titanum (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Amorphophallus Titanum (Score:1)
Why not? That way she is ready for the real thing from you later. (All those years of cheap porn take their toll.)
Re:Amorphophallus Titanum (Score:2)
There is a genus of flatworms called Gonocephalus! Check that in your latin dictionary.
Re:Amorphophallus Titanum (Score:3, Interesting)
Well, it does look [uni-bonn.de] like a big honkin' dick, so perhaps it was aptly named after all.
I find it remarkable (and very cool) that there exists a flower that has naturally evolved to be so large and, well, colorful. Methinks a little genetic intermingling with redwoods could lead to a very, very cool, mondo Dogwood-esque bloom
Re:Amorphophallus Titanum (Score:1)
Going back to our Latin roots:....
A good site for the mreanings of Latin Names of plants is Dictionary of Botanical Epithets [winternet.com].
I've taken these names and incorperated them in the Plants For A Future Database of useful plants [leeds.ac.uk].
Now that's a corsage... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Now that's a corsage... (Score:2)
Re:Now that's a corsage... (Score:3, Funny)
Do you mean the the flower or the prom date?
DON'T TOUCH IT! They're from outerspace! (Score:1)
The plants are from OUTERSPACE!!!!!
It's a conspiracy! The "people" involved make you believe that the pod is really a big flower, but really it's a HUMAN BODY REPLICATOR! It'll suck the LIFE out of you WHILE YOU SLEEP! The site even shows how the pods are human size! That child was just hatched!
[shouting] That doll is *Evil*, I tells ya. Evil! Eeeeeeviillll!!! [snpp.com]
Re:273 cm? (Score:4, Informative)
Undoubtedly (Score:1)
The smell (Score:2, Informative)
If thats the flower (Score:1)
What kind of nutrients (Score:4, Interesting)
Suddenly.... (susan) (Score:3, Funny)
All of a sudden Little Shop of Horrors [imdb.com] seems a lot more scary - it seems a lot more possible now. Just need to hide a wireless speaker in there to really scare people.
Growth rate (Score:2)
Flowered now at 274cm (Score:1)
now if they could (Score:2)
Or make it smell like fruit loops.