Chimps Belong in Human Genus? 928
Bradley Chapman writes "I found this interesting story from Discovery News about our ties with chimpanzees. Excerpts: 'Chimpanzees share 99.4 percent of functionally important DNA with humans and belong in our genus, Homo, according to a recent genetic study.
Scientists analyzed 97 human genes, along with comparable sequences from chimps, gorillas, orangutans and Old World monkeys (a group that includes baboons and macaques). The researchers then took the DNA data and estimated genetic evolution over time. They determined that humans and chimps shared a common ancestor between 4 and 7 million years ago. That ancestor diverged from gorillas 6 to 7 million years ago.'" Genus is the next step up from species, if you recall your taxonomy. Humans are the only living species in genus homo, currently.
Bogus (Score:5, Insightful)
We've only fully mapped the human genome so far. I bet if we fully mapped the chimp genome, we'd see many many more entries in the diff log than we thought.
Re:Bogus (Score:3, Interesting)
Having said all that, I think that all the ape species deserve somewhat more respect than we've been giving them...
Re:Bogus (Score:5, Informative)
Where did you get your "couple quadzillion" number from?
I'll second that... (Score:5, Funny)
Last time I checked, nobody was comparing the salad aisle of the supermarket for long-lost relatives.
Re:I'll second that... (Score:5, Funny)
God's not a deity.
He's just an advanced organic chemist with some crazy OOP skillz.
Re:I'll second that... (Score:4, Funny)
He's probably using Java, since multiple inheritance (two different species reproducing together) doesn't work.
Re:I'll second that... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I'll second that... (Score:3, Funny)
Except for maybe that guy who's head is shaped like an eggplant...
Or maybe Bush? Get it? Bush!
*sigh*
Maybe I'll just go sit with the chimps. =)
Hey man! That's not funny! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I'll second that... (Score:3, Funny)
That's just the tip of the Iceberg.
Re:I'll second that... (Score:4, Interesting)
Those are the histone proteins, and you are exactly right about them being the most conserved genetic sequences. Only makes sense, since DNA double-helices are only have variations in lengths and on the inner sides of the strands, and any changes in the histone structure can affect anything the cell tries to do (replicate, produce proteins). Just about any biochem or molecular biology text will reference that, but I read it in either Voet & Voet or Lewin Back In The Day.
Additionally, the similarities between humans and any eukaryote are enough to make you feel either very unimpressed about your genes or very impressed with the differences that small things can make, especially in combinations with each other and a nice long developmental stage.
Re:Bogus (Score:3, Interesting)
I think 99.4% is pretty damn close, for a moderate number of randomly choosen genes. Since it's scientific research, one would think the (independent) referees of the paper will have looked at the STDEV. It was published, so that should be OK. We will not find anything closer (on this planet, that is).
Your comparison is wrong. A computer is build on the logic of on (1) or off (0). This number of states does not say
Re:Bogus (Score:5, Insightful)
Human-Chimp: 1.45
Human-Gorila: 1.51
Human-Orangutang: 2.98
Gorilla-Chimp: 1.57
Standard errors on these numbers are about 0.2, so the human/chimp/gorilla differences are not statistically significant. The evidence is growing that the human/chimp split is more recent than the gorilla split, but as far as I know this hasn't yet been determined beyond reasonable doubt.
The numbers in the article are only looking at DNA nucliotides in genes, which change much more slowly then the bulk of DNA which is 'junk'. This is because inside a gene, most mutations will be disadvantageous and selected against. The numbers I give above are from non-coding DNA.
Note that even within genes, not all nucleotide substitutions have any evolutionary effect. There are 4 nucleotides (think letters) which come in groups of 3 (codons, think words) giving 64 possible codons to code for 20 amino acids (plus a little punctuation) so most amino acids have several codons that code for them. Therefore even inside a gene, some nucleotide substitutions will be 'synonymous' - they will not change the protien generated from the gene.
For the purpose of saying "How different (functionally) are we from chimpanzees", it makes most sense to look at how different the proteins are - non-coding DNA and synonymous changes within coding DNA have no effect on phenotype (the critter that the DNA builds.)
For the purpose of timing evolutionary branchings, it makes most sense to look at non-coding DNA and synonymous substitutions. This is because the rate at which substitutions/mutations occur at these sites is much less variable than at coding sites. At coding sites, the rate is constrained by evolutionary pressures, and those pressures may not be the same on different lineages.
Anyway, the story looks like a big yawn to me - this isn't anything we haven't known about for years. There's probably lots of interesting stuff in the details, but not the '99.4%' number. Saying this means were in the same genus is pure sensationalism - the concept of genus is more fuzzy than species, and is fairly arbitrary. There is a fair argument that homo and pan are separate genii(?) only because of parochialism, but this data is not a strong reason to change it.
* I'm studying up for my new job in molecular phylogentics. It will be something of a challenge, given that my degrees are in physics and astronomy.
** Book is Molecular Evolution, Li, 1997. Data is from Li et al 1987.
Re:Bogus (Score:5, Informative)
If you read this, you'll see that the analysis is based on 97 'critical' genes where a difference in a single base will produce a change in the amino acid coded for, and hence a change in the protein.
If the 'junk' DNA is included, there is more likelihood of variation between humans and chimps, but there is a corresponding rise in the variability within the human population which tends to lessen the overall significance of the inter-species variation.
Other than the fact that evolution would tend to favour the stability of these 97 'critical' genes, I see no problem with this analysis, but think that putting humans and chimps in the same genus is pushing matters slightly.
Re:Bogus (Score:5, Interesting)
Why? I don't see why they should be either separate or included. Genus is supposed to be a grouping that is inclusive on ancestry, but I don't know of any standard that says just how similar to species have to be to be considered a part of the same genus. So I can see a genus consisting or merely humans, of humans and chimps, or of humans, chimps, and gorillas. Once you get past that, you are basically including all primates (what's the sense of including oragutangs but not gibbons?). But nowhere do I see a clear dividing line.
If we say a genus should be larger than merely one species, then Chimps should be included... but what's the basis for that?
Re:Bogus (Score:3, Informative)
Umm no. If you put humans, bonobos, chimps, gorillas, orangs, and gibbons in one genus, you most assuredly have NOT included all primates or even close. The vast majority of primates are old world monkeys, new world monkeys, and lemurs. The word you were looking for here was
Re:Bogus (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Bogus (Score:3, Funny)
Daniel
Re:Bogus... NOT! (Score:5, Informative)
So far
total human reads: 23 million
total chimp reads (Pan troglodytes): over 12 million
having worked on annotation of a few of the chimp BAC clones, I can assure you the two species range from about 97% to over 99.9% similar at the DNA sequence level.
Re:Bogus... NOT! (Score:3, Funny)
Re: Bogus (Score:5, Insightful)
> We've only fully mapped the human genome so far. I bet if we fully mapped the chimp genome, we'd see many many more entries in the diff log than we thought.
However, the real reason for the bogosity of the claim is that clades aren't defined by thresholds in DNA differences. The tree of common descent is there, but it's somewhat arbitrary how far up from a leaf you go before you reach a node that you call "species", "genus", etc. They are merely labels of convenience, and if we suddenly do or don't find it convenient to put the chimps in the genus Homo it doesn't really tell us anything we didn't already know about the relationships in that branch of the tree. (I have a physical anthropology textbook published ten years ago that already mapped out this branch of the tree according to our current understanding of it, then already based on DNA comparisons as well.)
The real news from this is that by focusing on "functionally important" genes we now know that our "functionally important similarity" is 99.4% rather than the 97.whatever% that we previously got when looking at genes in general.
Re: Bogus (Score:5, Insightful)
Incidentally, this is one reason why creationist blather about speciation is a load of bull - there isn't really a strict definition for speciation on the molecular level. It's a series of events that are well documented, but there isn't one point where you suddenly get a new species. Creationists talk about speciation as if there's a sudden "promotion" or massive change that has to occur, but that really has no basis in reality. Speciation is simply the sum of reproductive isolation and mutation/genetic drift.
As long as we're making bets... (Score:3, Insightful)
I bet religious lunatics like you are responsible for the greatest attrocities ever perpetrated by human beings, smiling and whistling hymns all the while.
I bet that if homo sapiens ever evolves away from religious hocus-pocus voodoo nonsense, the world will be a better pl
"functionally important DNA" == useless study (Score:3, Insightful)
Leaving aside whether they include mitochondrial DNA and other non-coding and yet genetically important chemical units such as the free transposons and stuff floating around, the phrase "functionally important DNA" means that these guys have made a subjective decision about which DNA is important. Given that we know that we don't know for sure which DNA truly is junk and which is useful, that was a fairly stupid thing to do, and ess
Re: "functionally important DNA" == useless study (Score:4, Interesting)
They're definitely in the same genus as... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:They're definitely in the same genus as... (Score:3, Insightful)
WHAT?!?!?! You have much better drugs than I. The conservatives would want the exact OPPOSITE. If chimps were found to be 99.999% the same as humans, the Religious right would be all over it saying it ain't so, because only humans can go to heaven.
So now... (Score:2, Funny)
(sorry, couldn't resist)
Obligatory Friends quote.. (Score:3, Funny)
Joey: If the Homosapiens were, in fact, "Homo-sapien", is that why they're extinct?
Ross: Joey, Homosapiens are people.
Joey: Hey, I'm not judging.
I feel enlightened.. (Score:4, Funny)
Great! (Score:2, Funny)
Spelling police (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Spelling police (Score:3)
*ahem*. Apparently you've not seen the Ballmer video.
IM all for including some chimps in the human cat. (Score:5, Funny)
People don't realize.... (Score:2, Informative)
Chimps are slackers (Score:5, Funny)
Clearly, we made better use of that time than they did. They slacked off instead of evolving, so they don't get to be in the same rank.
I don't get this desire to uplift losers with false titles designed to boost the self esteem of those who fell behind.
Of course now with Hollywood and TV causing humans to devolve, the Chimps will have a chance to catch up.
Re:Chimps are slackers (Score:5, Funny)
I think if you read your Book of the Subgenius you would understand that those slacker Chimps are more evolved than we are.
Bonobos are even more evolved than Chimps because they settle things by having sex rather than by fighting.
Bob said it, I believe it, that settles it. [subgenius.com]
Re:People don't realize.... (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:People don't realize.... (Score:3, Insightful)
Uhm, for that matter every single species on the planet has had just as much time to evolve. That is, if you believe in a single common ancestor, which most evolutionary biologists do. Certainly for multicellular organisms, there's somewhere back there a single common ancestor.
Let's put every species in our genus!
Why not put them in the same Genus as us?
Cuz Linnaean taxonomy is an artificial human convention imposed on the world. It's not up to the world to
Re:People don't realize.... (Score:5, Funny)
Now the shits gunna fly!
Re:People don't realize.... (Score:3, Interesting)
It might frighten you how much of their behavior they have in common with us.
Chimpanzees have been observed
- participating in sex for pleasure (oral and otherwise),
- organizing hunts for food (they happily kill and eat other monkeys or smaller animals),
- teaching their young how to use tools (slowly and conscientiously - not haphazardly expecting the kid to just "pick it up")
- physically assaulting (and sometimes killing) a fellow group member for no discer
It's about time... (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:It's about time... (Score:3, Funny)
It's about time the human race realised it is in _charge_ of its own destiny, and while nature is a powerful force, the concious mind is the greatest known thing on the planet. It should be developed and nurtured.
oh? just scientists? (Score:5, Insightful)
the literary community,
the artistic community,
the philosophical community,
the musical community,
the educational community,
the list goes on...
You shall know them by their works.
Re:It's about time... (Score:5, Insightful)
It's amazing to me that this comment was modded "Insightful". Chimps have had 4-7 million years since we split from a common ancestor (according to the article) and they're still swinging in trees. Humans are reaching for the stars.
It should be obvious to any cretin that there is a definite qualitative difference between human and chimp, indeed between human and all of (observable) nature. And that supposedly insignificant quality makes all the difference. The fact that we cannot (yet) measure its true magnitude in scientific terms does not make it any less ridiculously obvious. No human is just another monkey. Not even you.
Re: It's about time... (Score:3, Interesting)
> It should be obvious to any cretin that there is a definite qualitative difference between human and chimp, indeed between human and all of (observable) nature. And that supposedly insignificant quality makes all the difference. The fact that we cannot (yet) measure its true magnitude in scientific terms does not make it any less ridiculously obvious. No human is just another monkey. Not even you.
So, is the chimpanzee intellect more similar to the human intellect or to the sea slug intellect? Or to
Re: It's about time... (Score:3, Insightful)
I once read a description in a science fiction novel that I particularly like. The analogy was made between intelligence and heating water. Below the boiling point, water is just water and can be compared to other bits of water in a fairly nice linear fashion according to temperature. But as the water hits the boiling point, interesting things begin to happen that make it altogether different. Sure, you can continue to compare the boiling water to cooler water according to the common measure of tempera
Re:It's about time... (Score:3, Funny)
You're right, the chimps are definitely the smarter ones here.
Re:It's about time... (Score:3, Insightful)
But there are many hundreds of qualities possesed by Chimps and other species on this planet that we drastically lack.
Don't you find it a bit peculiar that the qualities that you judge to be obviously more important than all others just happen to be the ones you posses?
Tell you what: you go off and discuss it with a chimp who can debate the point and let us know what you come up with.
Re:It's about time... (Score:3, Insightful)
All of them do, given their ability to sense their surroundings.
> What animal can split the atom?
The sun splits atoms all the time. You don't have to be an animal to do that!
> What animal is loved by God?
I recall a passage in the old testament about how God tried to force the Egyptians to adopt frogs and grasshoppers...so it's gotta be them!
> What animal can build an engine?
Funny, I know millions of humans can't build engines either. But I have seen hamster pow
But isn't the real test... (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:But isn't the real test... (Score:4, Funny)
are you signing up for the experiment?
Re:But isn't the real test... (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:But isn't the real test... (Score:5, Interesting)
A particular species of mosquito can carry a parasite that modifies the mosquitos sperm such that the sperm can only fertilize a female that also carries the parasite. This results in two distinct breeding groups within the species in the same environment, and over the course of many generations can lead to a speciation event (one species diverging into two).
Personally... (Score:2, Funny)
I can hear the screaming.. (Score:3, Funny)
All over North America, greasy rednecks with pimpish moustaches and long mullets [mulletsgalore.com] are saying "What 're them scientist-types saying? They're calling me "homo"? I'm gonna kick all their asses."
We share many things in common with chimpanzees (Score:5, Funny)
There was a guy at a nursing home I worked at that would throw poop at the staff.
I guess Fish and Chimps out of the question now? (Score:3, Funny)
Classification System Stinks (Score:5, Insightful)
Our current system for categorizing the inhabitants of this is long outdated and is based largely on phsycal characteristics of the components on the creature, rather than the stuff it is actually made up of.
We find we've had to tweak this existing system to make new species fit. We've even had to add new kindoms! Many species bridge, these categories making them all the more harder to classify.
A better, more accurate, system needs to be devised based on current technologies that classify based on genetic code. The point of a classification system would be to allow us to draw similarities in creatures while studying them based on available data for ones in the same category. A genetic model would be very beneficial for this very reason.
IMHO.
Re:Classification System Stinks (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Classification System Stinks (Score:5, Insightful)
There's another problem with this though if you want to go strictly genetics for your classification, paleontology.
The vast majority of work done by paleontologists simply cannot use genetics. They are almost completely stuck using comparative physical characteristics. I'm sure that they'll get some things wrong, as far as relations, but like I said, they're mildly stuck.
If you can come up with a unified classification system that satisifies both the paleontology and the genetics crowds, then you might just have more than a few papers and a PhD thesis there...;)
Re:Classification System Stinks (Score:4, Interesting)
Not just another kingdom - but a taxonomic level above kingdom has been added. This is the domain level, and was introduced because of the research of Carl Woese [wikipedia.org]. He found, through genetic sequence comparisons, that non eukaryotic organisms (prokaryotes) are comprised of two groups (bacteria and archae) that are as different from one another as both are to eukaryotes. A good picture and explanation can be found here [lbl.gov].
The strength of the old taxonomic systm is that it is extensible, but it depends on a few suppositions which have been shown to be false. One of the suppositions is that there are a finite number of well-definable species which were created and will always remain exactly the same. Charles Darwin questioned this supposition by pointing out species which appeared to be transitional, and which were extremely difficult to classify in one category to the exclusion of another. Such were usually called "subspecies" and were presented as evidence for the theory of natural selection in The Origin of Species. Darwin theorized that these subspecies were in the process of changing from one form to another.
Evolution poses a serious problem to a finite taxonomic system. After Darwin's theory was widely accepted, biologist began viewing biological diversity as a spectrum rather than as quantized sets. So how do you classify a spectral array? The electromagnetic spectrum is broken into regions, like IR, UV, microwaves, radio waves, the visible spectrum, etc. These boundary regions are not well-defined and tend to change from textbook to textbook. That's sort of what phylogenists are doing these days. Most have given up on unambiguous categorization, and are concentrating instead on making taxonomy consistent with evolutionary descent. Each taxonomic group should (theoretically) descend from a common ancestor. That's harder than it sounds, but genetic data is a powerful tool in figuring out lines of descent. Genetic data has provided quite a few surprises [berkeley.edu] so far about who's related to whom.
Answer: Cladestics (Score:3, Informative)
We find we've had to tweak this existing system to make new species fit
I agree completely. In fact even the concept of species is not so well-defined any more, because there are examples of groups of animals where group A can mate with group B and group C, but groups B and C cannot mate with each ot
Genetic similarity isn't everything... (Score:5, Informative)
Neanderthals and Humans (Score:3, Informative)
Antropomorphic principle (Score:5, Insightful)
The Antropomorphic principle is the name given by a tendency by us humans to believe that our situation is unique. It goes from believing in our divine origin, to the earth is the centre of the universe (Ptolomeic) to the sun is the centre of the universe (Copernicus), to the current incantation of the big bang (Gamow) with an ever expanding universe.
Placing humans in their own genus seems to fit right along those lines. We are unique, and no other animal deserves to be even close to us...
Re:Antropomorphic principle (Score:3, Insightful)
Sumner
Re:Antropomorphic principle No it's not (Score:3, Insightful)
Someone had to say it... (Score:5, Insightful)
I'm sure the creationists will pitch a fit if chimps are reclassified. I wonder if there would be any legal ramifications regarding the rights of chimps compared to other animals.
Re:Someone had to say it... (Score:5, Interesting)
Any purist creationist gets annoyed if you just say DNA... but they're easily discredited. The intelligent ones will simply shrug because it doesn't matter in the slightest as far as their faith/belief goes. The middle majority will be disquieted by it at the very least, which is probably true for how most people will feel regardless of their creationist/evolutionist/whatever leanings.
I wonder if there would be any legal ramifications regarding the rights of chimps compared to other animals.
Certainly various animal rights activists will use this as a rallying cry to stop experimentation on chimpanzees. Of course, you can make the counter argument that because they are the closest to us genetically they are also some of the best test subjects. Unless, of course, the aforesaid activist would like to volunteer for stage 1 drug testing... no? Didn't think so.
Please no... (Score:3, Funny)
Please no...how would the Florida elections turn out with that in the mix?
Can't resist (Score:5, Funny)
If we are the only species, that would make us "homo genus".
Been creeping toward this for a while (Score:5, Informative)
We're turning over lots of taxonomies based on some cladistics-minded genetics lately. National Geographic threw in a chart and a couple of pages about re-grouping mammals a while back.
The chimps percentage might be a bit higher than we usually hear, but that number's basically been around. (Question is, how could our definition of a genus be this open to debate?)
Taxonomy (Score:5, Informative)
(Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species)
That's the only damn thing I can remember from high school biology.
Bonus mnemonic -- the only thing I remember from high school history: "Divorced, Beheaded, She Died; Divorced, Beheaded, Survived." (How King Henry VIII's wives ended up)
Re: didn't you learn it the /. way? (Score:5, Funny)
(Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species)
Mnemonics, was Re:Taxonomy (Score:4, Funny)
Boy did my HS Physics teacher get some weird looks for that mnemonic.
Actually, it doesn't matter (Score:3, Interesting)
Actually, it doesn't matter whether we use only Homo or Homo and Pan for the lineage of chimps&humans, since both genera include a monphyletic lineage. For phylogenetic taxonomy, it's matter of taste, mostly. MY taste is that there is no need to introduce changes.
Supergenus Gorilla
* Genus Gorilla
- Gorilla gorilla
Supergenus Homo
* Genus Homo
- Homo sapiens
- Homo neardenthalensisâ
- Homo habilisâ
- Homo erectusâ
[- Homo demens (e.g. Bush & al.)]
*Genus Pan
- Pan troglodytes
- Pan paniscus
[Caveat emptor: I did this from memory, there might be a mistake somewhere]
The fact is, it doesn't mean a thing to use genus, supergenus, or subgenus. What matters is that the lineage chimps&humans is monophyletic, that is, that chimps and bonobos are more closely related to us than to gorillas or orangutans.
Take this with a handful of salt (Score:5, Insightful)
Eeee Eeeeee! (Score:3, Funny)
oooo oooeee eeeeoooo oooo
The Chimps' Spokesman says 'No, thank you!" (Score:5, Funny)
How to remember the taxonomic system (Score:5, Funny)
Phylum.........Please
Class...........Come
Order..........Over
Family..........For
Genus..........Gay
Species........Sex
Thanks to Robert Smigel (his cartoons) and Saturday Night Live!
My family (Score:3, Funny)
If you'd met my family you'd know that a line round the block would pretty much get you there.
problem with Dawkins visual (Score:4, Insightful)
Hrm. Now to me, this sounds likely to perpetuate the "we came from chimpanzees" style of (mis)interpretation not the idea that "we share a common ancestor with chimpanzees". So, to correct that...is the chain 155 miles long, with the common ancestor at 77.5 miles, and than it starts going daughter daughter daughter instead of mother mother mother, or is the 155 to the common ancestor, and then chimps are like 310 miles away instead?
I guess it would be useful to know what the assumptions are for generation length and armspan...
Loose Morals (Score:3, Funny)
Cheers, Paul
(Disclaimer: This isn't a phrase I like or normally use, just required for the purposes of this joke, until I had to qualify it, when the joke kind of died...)
Amazingly enough... (Score:5, Funny)
As others have noted... (Score:5, Insightful)
Since then, other systems have evolved, and have been tagged on. In consequence, the current "system" is really a complete mish-mash of differing systems, with no real agreement on what system applies under what circumstance.
To those who advocate DNA-based classification, I'd argue that that only works on still-living species. If we don't have the DNA, we can't do that. So, we'd end up using some other system for those, anyway, which means we'd still be using a hybrid.
The argument that chimps belong to the "homo" group seems valid enough. We're not talking about direct ancestors, but about a common ancestor who is already established as a part of the "homo" group. (Percent then becomes irrelevent. Once you can establish that common ancestor, and establish that said ancestor is already classed as being in the "homo" genus, the rest becomes moot.)
The only rational argument I can see against it is if it can be established that the chimp branch has diverged in some critical way that, even though the divergence is small, would still place it in a different genus. You'd probably want to alter the genus to the verb, rather than the noun, in this case, to show the relationship while acknowledging the difference.
So What? We share 93% of our genes with Field Mice (Score:3, Insightful)
This is what REALLY happened. (Score:3, Funny)
I'm sick of all these wrong evolution theories so I'm gonna tell what really happened.
Let's set up the scene with some background information (it'll be short, I promise).
So there was Adam and Eve and they chilled in Heaven just minding their own business. (We're skipping the whole "On the first day" story because you already know about that.) So the Lord told Adam, "Don't eat the fruit of this tree or you'll croak. And tell your wife."
So Adam goes and tells his wife, "See that tree over there? Don't eat its fruit. In fact, don't even go near the damn thing; Pappy said if you touch it, you'll croak."
So Eve is chillin' when this serpant comes around and says, "Pssst... See that tree over there? Eat its fruit! It's good!"
So Eve says, "But if I even touch that tree, I'll croak!"
So the serpant says, "Nuh uh! See, I'll touch it... Nothing happens!"
Seeing this, Eve gathers a little bit of courage, goes up and touches the tree... Nothing happened. So she grabs a big juicy naranja off the tree, peels it and takes a taste. Mmmmm! Then Adam comes over and sees what's going on... "What the fsck, Eve, I thought I told you not to touch that tree!"
And Eve says, "But you see, I did touch it and nothing happened!"
So Adam takes a taste. Then, the Lord's voice comes booming over the public address system, "I told you kids not to eat that damn fruit!!!" Adam and Eve grab a leaf or something to cover up their privates, see, because they suddenly realized they were naked, and the Lord drove them out of heaven in his red '64 Chevy II.
So here they are, on Earth now, and they have a couple of kids... One of 'em kills the other and is subsequently punished by being forced to forever roam the Earth with a Windows logo tatooed on his forehead.
Now just so you understand, the Lord created a bunch of animals, like fish and tigers and whatever, and then He created people. The people he created were special... Much more intelligent than animals by a far measure. Much more intelligent than any person alive today. They were "superhumans." Now this hermano with the Windows logo on his forehead walks around and screws every chimp and gorilla and baboon in sight. (Yeah, I know, that's gross.) His superhuman genes mixed with their animal genes and created some "middle-of-the-road" creature.
That's the human being of today... It's why many of our genes are similar to those of the animals. I know all of this for a fact and I have undeniable proof: On separate occasions, two different people, who do not know each other, both told me they heard this somewhere.
Re:Are you mostly a chimp? Okay, but not me. (Score:4, Insightful)
So there is no big deal, when some scientist determines humans are mostly chimps. All that s/he says is that the distance between human and chimp species is less than we thought. And mind you, statistically, there was a 50% chance that this study would have said this!
Re:Are you mostly a chimp? Okay, but not me. (Score:4, Interesting)
I saw something on Animal Planet the other day where a baby Tiger-Lion mix was born and was fertile. They noted how this was extremely uncommon
Re:Are you mostly a chimp? Okay, but not me. (Score:5, Informative)
Ok you're right, its probably not 98%. But this article is very informative about the matter. For the most part we share at least 25% with all living things and its probably significiently higher.
Insightful part:
Once again, the DNA comparison requires context to be meaningful. Granted that a human and ape are over 98% genetically identical, a human and any earthly DNA-based life form must be at least 25% identical. A human and a daffodil share common ancestry and their DNA is thus obliged to match more than 25% of the time. For the sake of argument let's say 33%.
The point is that to say we are one-third daffodils because our DNA matches that of a daffodil 33% of the time, is not profound, it's ridiculous. There is hardly any biological comparison you can make which will find us to be one-third daffodil, except perhaps the DNA.
I think thats an excellent point.
Re:Are you mostly a chimp? Okay, but not me. (Score:5, Interesting)
They are able to lie and insult others.
They seem to get to 3 years old intelligence and stop there.
http://www.cwu.edu/~cwuchci/quanda.html: Washoe, the most accomplished signer, has a vocabulary of 240 "reliable" signs...The chimps use the signs both singly and in combination with other signs in multiple-sign utterances. So far, one of the longest utterances observed has been a sentence of seven different signs...They have demonstrated an ability to invent new signs or combine signs to metaphorically express something different, for example: calling a radish CRY HURT FOOD or referring to a watermelon as a DRINK FRUIT. In a double-blind condition, the chimpanzees can comprehend and produce novel prepositional phrases, understand vocal English words, translate words into their ASL glosses and even transmit their signing skills to the next generation without human intervention.
*Sigh* (Score:5, Funny)
I think i see how we're 99.4% alike...
Canis lupus latrans (Score:5, Informative)
If being genetically identical were the key, each human (or pair of twins) would be a species unto himself.
But what people mean by species is usually more determined by whether the animals interbreed and produce fertile offspring (this gets fuzzy with plants and is more or less irrelevant to bacteria, but still...).
Dogs and wolves are close enough to interbreed, successfully and often, and a lot of people would class dogs as a subspecies of wolf (Canis lupus latrans).
But classification by genus and higher levels is fairly arbitrary, based mostly on what people see as significant differences and similarities (e.g. people are different from apes, cats all kind of look alike). The only important thing is that the basic nesting is right, so that if species A and B have a common ancestor, and C and D are descended from B, then if A and C are in one class, B and D are also in that class.
It might be more rational to have a system that took each branching into account, but we don't have enough information for that, and it would be inconvenient to deal with.
To sum up: the argument that no one calls a wolf a dog is incorrect, but there's still no point in calling a chimp a Homo.
Re:Dumb (Score:5, Interesting)
2) Species is most often defined: If two animals can and do interbreed, then they are the same species.
So, they argue, timber wolves and huskies are physically separated, if not genetically separated, and are thus different species. Huskies and poodles are not physically separated, so they are not different species.
Of course, this is a ludicrous argument, because poodles/huskies/great danes etc. were all recent man-made breeding experiments, derived from wolves under 5000 years ago. If they're really all that separate, they've only been separate momentarily.
Re:Dumb (Score:5, Informative)
Umm not quite. Dogs have been selectively bred a lot longer than 5k years first. Second breeding Timberwolves and Huskies, while possible, positively requires human intervention. It could never happen in the wild, first because the wolf would more likely kill the dog than mate with it, and secondly because wolves and dogs have very different estrus cycles.
Wolves and dogs are thus clearly different species, just as asses and horses are. Remember, asses and horse *can* mate - but it's problematic and extremely unlikely without human intervention. To be the same species it needs to be possible to mate normally - not with great difficulty and lots of outside intervention.
Re:Dumb (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Dumb (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Dumb (Score:3, Funny)
And you're saying that mice and humans aren't?
Re:if { chimps == homosapiens } .... (Score:3, Insightful)