Jeff Bezos' Shot At Space 159
Brad Stone points out his story (due out in Monday's issue of Newsweek) on Jeff Bezos' secret space-oriented company, called Blue Origin -- which aims to launch tourists in a reusable vehicle. The article also touches on some of the other private space ventures you've been reading about lately. (One cool note about Blue Origin is that Neal Stephenson is an employee; I hope he's not allowed anywhere dangerous.)
Neal's speaking this week. (Score:5, Informative)
Tthe dotcom equivalent of yacht racing (Score:4, Insightful)
the clinton era-boom generation of newly-rich are going for the x-prize. the reagan-era deregulation sired rich (like the virgin-atlantic folks and forbes-types) went for balloon racing and round the world plane flights. and the era before that the merger moguls like ted turner were going for yacht racing.
its all alpha-male competition. this time however its the alpha-male-geeks which explains the sci-fi content.
Re: Or, in other words: (Score:5, Funny)
... Capitalist Pigs... in... SPAAAAACE!!!!!
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Re:Tthe dotcom equivalent of yacht racing (Score:3, Insightful)
Sure, but it has potentially much more economic and scientific value than yacht racing. The only way any of these guys is going to succeed is by coming up with a cheap way of manned space flight, which NASA sure as hell hasn't. If they make it, it ought to be a huge technological advance.
Besides, manned space travel is currently just a giant boondoggle anyway (while the unmanned probes are far more useful and cheaper).
Jeff Bezos shot INTO space (Score:2)
On the plus side, since most of these individuals are not "ego challenged" perhaps some of these projects will have the effect of thinning the super-rich "inventor" ranks.
Re:Neal's speaking this week. (Score:1)
Patent? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Patent? (Score:2)
Go calculate [webcalc.net] something
No, but... (Score:2)
No, but I've got a patent on posting humorous content about Jeff Bezos on an online forum, so I'll be seein' you in court, bub!
...aims to launch tourists in a reusable vehicle (Score:5, Funny)
It(TM)©® only(TM)©® takes(TM)©® one(TM)©® click(TM)©®(TM)!(TM) is© a(TM) registered® trademark(TM) used(TM) with Jeff©'s(TM) permission©. Unauthourized© reproduction(TM) is© expressly® prohibited(TM).
Cease and Desist (Score:5, Funny)
I represent Mr. Jeff Bezos and his patent portfolio. We believe that your Slashdot signature, "OpenBeos [sourceforge.net]& Software [bebits.com]," contains intentionally misleading language. Consumers are likely to believe that "OpenBeos" is associated with Mr. Bezos.
As you may be aware, "Bezos" has been copyrighted, patented, and trademarked by Mr. Bezos. In fact, Mr. Bezos also patented the process of trademarking the term "Bezos," to ensure that if his trademark were to expire, he could sue anyone else attempting to register the mark.
We request that you immediately cease and desist all use of the term "Beos," or any other mark which misleads consumers into the false assumption that they are a patron of one of Mr. Bezos' business ventures.
Regards
J. Wilberforce Patterson, Esq.
Re:Cease and Desist (Score:4, Funny)
Thinking about it, I actually believe that our act, which consists of doing ridiculously stupid things and babbling incoherent nonsense, might infringe on Mr. Bezos' activities. We do not want any legal trouble and are willing to fully cooperate with Mr. Bezos' demands. Please advise.
Good Ol' UTF-8 (Score:1, Offtopic)
Well, I was browing along and came across a post which said:
It??? only??? takes??? one??? click?????
It??? only??? takes??? one??? click????? is? a? registered? trademark? used? with Jeff?'s?; permission?. Unauthourized? reproduction? is? expressly? prohibited?.
I was like: "HUH?". Then I remembered I was doing an experiment with Mozilla where I set it to UTF-8 and then I see how messed up by browing experience was... So far this is the climax...
Which leads me to wonder... what's the big deal wit
Re:Good Ol' UTF-8 (Score:1)
Re:...aims to launch tourists in a reusable vehicl (Score:2)
It(TM)©® only(TM)©® takes(TM)©® one(TM)©® click(TM)©®(TM)!(TM) is© a(TM) registered® trademark(TM) used(TM) with Jeff©'s(TM) permission©. Unauthourized© reproduction(TM) is© expressly® prohibited(TM).
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OpenBeos & Software
For a second there, I read your .sig as "OpenBezos & Software"...
Another One? (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Another One? (Score:3, Funny)
Ok, I know now why I have not got one
Re:Another One? (Score:3, Funny)
What? You don't have your own talk show yet, either?
Re:Another One? (Score:4, Funny)
Now sit back and watch the funding come in. You too can have a space program for only a $100 investment.
this just in... (Score:4, Funny)
secret (Score:1, Funny)
Not so secret anymore eh?
How long before he files a patent? (Score:1, Redundant)
"method for the transport and return of civilian passengers to near space in a reusable craft"
?
Re:How long before he files a patent? (Score:1)
The craft is reusable.
Is there something in there about the return of civilian passengers?
Bald Dude's In Space! (Score:5, Funny)
That quote is right underneath a picture of bald Mr. Bezos in which he very subtly resembles Jean Luc Picard ;-).
Amazon (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Amazon (Score:1)
Re:Amazon (Score:2)
Imagine... (Score:5, Funny)
Space Race 2.0? (Score:5, Insightful)
Waiting to be enlightened here....
Re:Space Race 2.0? (Score:5, Interesting)
So, five years later, their secret projects are going public, cuz they finally have something that resembles a proper plan.
That, and the fact that NASA's recent stumbles provide a fertile ground for a private, less bueraucratic space-oriented enterprises.
Re:Space Race 2.0? (Score:2)
Stealing the thunder (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Space Race 2.0? (Score:1)
Space Access Society meeting this weekend (Score:3, Interesting)
This year is also the 100th anniversary of the Wright brothers flight, and a lot of these companies see this year as a terribly symbolic time to actually make it all happen.
It's time
Re:Space Access Society meeting this weekend (Score:1)
Re:Space Access Society meeting this weekend (Score:1)
Re:Space Access Society meeting this weekend (Score:2)
If Bezos goes to space, no one else will... (Score:4, Funny)
I'm sure he'd patent the method used to get him there, wouldn't he? And the damn patent office would allow it, because the patent office is his bitch, right?
Then again, leaving Bezos in space might be just what we need...
Re:If Bezos goes to space, no one else will... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:If Bezos goes to space, no one else will... (Score:1)
Neal Stephenson on the payroll... (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Neal Stephenson on the payroll... (Score:1)
Neal Stephenson might just get a Cease and Desist Order from Sierra or Ken Williams ;-)
Space? Why? (Score:1, Troll)
Re:Space? Why? (Score:1, Insightful)
Re:Space? Why? (Score:1, Funny)
It's called capitalism (Score:1)
Another example of market versus logic is the tabaco industry... They make millions by selling a product that cause premature death.
Must......Resist...... (Score:5, Funny)
(awww, screw it)
BEEEZZZOOOOSSSS...IIIINNNNNNnnnn....SPAAAA
Uses for Too Much Money (Score:1)
Surely there's interesting stuff down there, like nucular radiation-enlarged squids [nasa.gov], slime monsters [geocities.com] and maybe a Godzilla-like creature [50megs.com] or two.
Are any of them funding research into solar cells [boeing.com], wind technology, [nrel.gov] tidal power [murdoch.edu.au] or geothermal [energy.gov] or is it all a great big ego boost? [world-sex-records.com]
reality distortion field (Score:3, Funny)
Buy a trip to Venus from spacelaunch.amazon.com (Score:5, Funny)
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Don't move your ass to Mars! (Score:3, Funny)
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Re:Don't move your ass to Mars! (Score:2)
Venus might not be such as bad idea after all (Score:2)
Take a look at Colonization of Venus [nasa.gov] by Geoffrey Landis [sff.net].
Re:"The Marching Morons" (Score:1)
military and conquer other countries which have
valuable natural resources.
When they rule the whole world they will have to
find something else to do with the idiots.
You can see the website now! (Score:2, Redundant)
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Jeff Bezo's plan to get to the moon (Score:2)
2)Walk to moon on stacks of patent paperwork.
3)Patent the 'process in which a body may orbit around another'.
can it be THAT bad!? (Score:2)
Re:can it be THAT bad!? (Score:2)
Jeff Bates?!?! Oh.. (Score:1)
Phew..for a sec, I thought that was Jeff Bates' secret space-oriented company. Its like, gee, whats VA paying him these days?
Amazing! (Score:4, Funny)
Billionaires secretly building rockets and other spaceships isn't all that surprising; but a Slashdot editor using "than" properly in lieu of the much more popular "then"... now *that's* what I call news!
Crash and Burn (Score:1, Funny)
Comment removed (Score:3, Insightful)
Profitable? (Score:1)
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John Hurt in "Contact" (Score:2)
Oh! Joy! (Score:1)
Bezos and South African paypal entreprenuer (Score:1)
Now we know why Bezos patented 1-Click (Score:1)
bunny of death!
Somebody claiming to be Jeff Bezos' son... (Score:1)
Re:Somebody claiming to be Jeff Bezos' son... (Score:4, Informative)
As mentioned in the article (By Bezos himself), Blue Origin haven't actually done anything noteworthy yet.
From the Article:
Bezos himself says, "It's way premature for Blue to say or comment on anything because we haven't done anything worthy of comment."
More Private Companies (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:More Private Companies (Score:2)
Scaled Composites - fake? (Score:5, Insightful)
On top of that, the picture is Photoshopped (whoops, I mean "Gimped"
Compare the bottom of this [scaled.com] picture closely to this [scaled.com] image. Both are from Scaled Composites own site. Scaled Composites is one of the competitors for the X-price.
Note the following fakes:
1) The attachment of the crafts is a Photoshop job. They removed the wheels (look closely at the spot on the small plane that suposedly holds the wheels) and note that they forgot to remove the shadow of the front stand. Also, the shadow on the attachement between the planes is (nicely) faked. For that matter, so is the whole attachment.
2) The small plane does not actually have an exhaust (the red thingy). In all the pictures this thing looks a little different. Note how it is awkwardly in and out of shadow in the above pictures.
Why?
Do investors know about this? Is this common practice for a startup (ok, forget I asked that
Re:Scaled Composites - fake? (Score:1, Redundant)
Check out the black exhaust on the big plane (and the lack of it in the other picture)!
DoH!
Re:Scaled Composites - fake? (Score:3, Insightful)
Second, some of the major flukes such as the "exhausts missing" are probably just different versions of the plane, or taken at different times. That is, it might be that the component m
Re:Scaled Composites - fake? (Score:2)
Re:Scaled Composites - fake? (Score:2)
Re:Scaled Composites - fake? (Score:3)
Also, the camera didn't move: I'm sure they took pictures from many angles - what are the chances that the last unmated picture and the first mated picture were the best ones?
Hope Bezos makes it into space... (Score:2)
Joint Efforts Anyone? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Joint Efforts Anyone? (Score:1)
I want it to look like a space shuttle!
I want it to look like a big balloon!
Shut up! I have more money than you!
No you shut up!
Re:Joint Efforts Anyone? (Score:2)
Forks are good... (Score:2)
If they start trying to tackle more ambitious goals, then the amount of capital required would probably require a bit more cooperation.
Re:Joint Efforts Anyone? (Score:2)
High tech (Score:3, Interesting)
Voyager? Not high tech? The first aircraft to fly around the world without stopping for fuel? Methinks he's pretty modest
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Neal Stephenson: Tripoli's first Cert Level 4? (Score:5, Interesting)
He'd gotten to Level Two, which requires a written test and successfully launching a carefully inspected large rocket. As I recall, it lets you use "J" and "K" motors. (For those who flew Estes motors as kids, this is the equivalent of 64 and 128 D motors.)
Level Three requires a really large and sturdy rocket, and lets you use monstrous M motors.
(I was certified in the early 90s before there were levels, but let it lapse during grad school; when I tried for level one last year I failed because my model's nose cone popped off due to internal pressure. Nothing damaged, but that was enough to scuttle the attempt.)
Now I'm picturing him filling out the paperwork for Cert Level 4: Manned Flight.
Stefan
* Tripoli Rocketry Association / National Association of Rocketry
Jeff's New Patent (Score:2)
My bet is less than 12 months away for that patent
Awesome! (Score:1)
Jeff Bozos' shot at space (Score:1)
Tax Stunt... (Score:2, Interesting)
Bezos is the same guy.... (Score:1)
The next day... (Score:1)
More (Score:2)
Re:More (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:More (Score:2)
Hm... (Score:2)
So the vehicle is reusable... what about the tourists?
I thought it said... (Score:2)
And then I thought "'bout damn time!".
Both CATS and DOGS are needed... (Score:2)
While I wo
Re:Great, but... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Great, but... (Score:1)