Experimental Drug "Caffeinol" Tested 62
dan.hunt writes "Two of my favorite things: Cafeine and Alcohol have been combined into a new medicine. 'The idea of mixing alcohol and caffeine was "serendipitous", Grotta told HealthScoutNews.' I am sure a lot of /. readers knew that Irish Coffee was good for you. I will mix two strong cups of coffee with one ounce or two of Irish Cream http://www.baileys.com/ and one ounce or two of Sambuca http://www.luxardo.it/ to get a taste for this medical research."
combined into a new medicine? (Score:4, Funny)
Sounds crazy (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Sounds crazy (Score:4, Funny)
heh, psych!
Re:Sounds crazy (Score:2)
It would make for a killer hangover. One of the main culprits in hangovers is dehydration. Caffeine, being a dieretic, would make it much, much worse. Wouldn't help the headache much either. Coming off of caffeine often causes headaches.
Drew Carey's already done this (Score:4, Informative)
Re:Drew Carey's already done this (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Drew Carey's already done this (Score:2)
Alternative energy. (Score:1, Funny)
Caffeinol: Fuels IT personnel haunted by their decision to pursue the most mind-numbing [machall.com] profession on Earth.
Note: (Score:2, Funny)
Has to be injected (Score:1, Informative)
Alcohol alone makes the bain damage worse. Does not work as preventive measure.
Re:Has to be injected (Score:1)
Read things though. Alcohol alone was proven to be helpful in small doses. They looked for things to mix it with to give greater benifits.
And no, it's not a preventative measure, it's developed to be part of the post stroke treatment.
Caffeinol (Score:1)
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Re:Caffeinol (Score:1)
woah (Score:5, Funny)
no... not april first
then i looked in my desk drawer
still haven't smoked my crack
wow! I can't wait to go to starbucks and see a new line of coffees... O'Reilly's special Blend
Re:woah (Score:1)
What time machine.?
The one you got locked on a particular day in time.
Red Bull and And Vodka (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:Red Bull and And Vodka (Score:1)
A couple of people went nuts and had strokes or something because of the speeding up of the system. (mind you they had had a few IIRC)
Re:Red Bull and And Vodka (Score:3, Interesting)
well, finnish energy drinks are watered down versions of middle europe counterparts anyways(can't have that much drugs in them..).
Re:Red Bull and And Vodka (Score:1, Interesting)
I had 3 red bull & vodkas one night last summer... Oddly enough, I just didn't get drunk, so I kept drinking more. Then as we were on our way down to the club, suddenly it was like a kick in the head. I still didn't feel entoxicated, but my heart was racing, my pulse was weak and it felt like I was going to faint. My friends had to help me walk back home. I remained in this sta
Re:Red Bull and And Vodka (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Red Bull and And Vodka (Score:2)
Nothing new (Score:2)
Taste of your own medicine... (Score:3, Funny)
Of course to some of us, Sambuca already tastes like medicine and doesn't need any caffiene to make it a wonder drug.
Liberal application increases desirability towards other subjects of the female pursuasion and generates an empowering feeling that the subject's self-choreography technique is beyond reproach.
Congratulations! (Score:3, Funny)
Again.
Best coding job I ever did (Score:5, Interesting)
It happens (Score:3, Interesting)
I once hacked up a wire-wrapped 6809-based embedded system with an associate, had a monitor ported to it just burned into EPROM.
We were hooking up a 'scope to see if, of all basic things, some address decoding PALs were working, and powered it up, and...
(It wasn't quite -- DRAM refresh circuitry was hosed, and it would die about 20 seconds after boot, but still. Though, I
I may be a horrible, pear shaped admin, but... (Score:3, Funny)
Great - now certain people will be faking strokes. (Score:2, Insightful)
Others will be saying, "Nawww <hic> - this is muDICenal <hic> (sic)"
Besides, giving coffee to a drunk does not make him sober, giving coffee to a drunk just gives you a wide-awake drunk.
Harmful? (Score:1)
You know that its going to find itself into parties where young kids will take this and add it to an already potent cocktail of whatever else they may have taken.
Re:Harmful? (Score:1)
Caffeinol (Score:1)
cokinol (Score:1)
B-52 (Score:2)
Just what the doctor ordered: B52 is Kahlua, Baileys and Grand Marnier. Well they have not discovered yet the beneficial effects of triple orange liqueur in the mix, but give them some time.
Wrong recipe ... (Score:4, Informative)
1 cup freshly-made Jamaica Blue Mountain
1.5 ounce Bushmill's Black Label Irish Whiskey
top with Whipped cream if you really feel motivated to gild the lily of perfection.
Re:Wrong recipe ... (Score:2)
Irish Cream and sambuca, indeed... Barbarian!
BTW, I'm sure you know that the Spider has moved on to Sulawesi (formerly known as Celebes Kolossi) and Bushmill's 1608. And don't forget to sugar the rim!
Cheers!
Alcohol and caffine... (Score:1)
I would tell everyone to stay as far away from it as you can.
Two thoughts: (Score:4, Interesting)
Excellent (Score:2, Funny)
Excellent. I believe I shall preemptively protect myself from brain damage due to stroke... at 20... and healthy...
Wait a second... (Score:2)
Eff Baileys. (Score:2)
Re:Eff Baileys. (Score:1)
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Re:Eff Baileys. (Score:1)
I keep both on hand.
Lan parties (Score:1)
Caffeine as migraine cure. (Score:3, Informative)
Turns out that for me the most effective relief is, when I start seeing auras over everything (which comes 20 minutes before the pain) I take a double strength coffee with double sugar, 2 aspirin, and sit quietly. Within half an hour it's easing off, and I'm back to normal within 1. They still take me out of action for an hour at a time, but that is FAR preferable to the feeling of having nails rammed into my eyes for 24 hours straight. That little fix also makes it far less likely another one will come along within a week. It's bliss!
Re:Caffeine as migraine cure. (Score:1)
One odd thing is that she doesn't respond to caffeine as a stimulant. She's the first person I've ever met who isn't affected by it.
Re:Caffeine as migraine cure. (Score:2)
The important thing is to get that mix into me as quickly as possible after noticing the visual effects. If the pain has started by the time I drink it I'm screwed for hours afterwards!
Hope it works for your roommate. Relief is bliss
Re:Caffeine as migraine cure. (Score:1)
My favourite quote (Score:5, Funny)
So they tried it with... other things. For example:
Aspirin
leftover chinese food
electric shock
tomato juice with tabasco
tabasco by itself- who knows?
tic-tacs, because that was what they found in the desk drawer
zinc, thinking maybe they could cure the common cold AND a stroke at the same time...
I'm making this list up myself, for amusement, because frankly, i'd like to see more of exactly how they got paid to do this research, and what else they tried on people to figure it out. I think that researchers should be required to publish their initial ideas along with how they came upon the idea... "so, we were sitting around one night getting hammered, and he looks at me and says, you know what? I bet this could cause cancer. "
and i said, "we aren't testing on cancer, just on strokes!"
And he hands me the bottle and sez, "so i bet this shtuff could cure stroke damage," and he passes out on the floor. I wrote it on the floor in magic marker and when we came to and got cleaned up, well, we tried it out..."
seriously, on the migraine note, a lot of pain meds now include caffeine, because it really does change how things work. Me, i go straight for imitrex, which at $20 a pill is still a bargain, because if somebody were to walk up to me and tell me they'd make my migraine vanish for $20, i'd say pretty please. The caffeine and regular NSAID approach doesn't work any more, alas... Now if they'd just find that this cure works on migraines, we'd be in business.
experimental? (Score:1)
Obligatory Drew Carey quote... (Score:2)
"The combination of alcohol and caffeine should be addictive as heroin but so far the sales haven't borne that out."
--Dan
Quote (Score:2)
It will work on the day of the stroke! Better safe than sorry!
WOOOOT (Score:2)
OT: Site linked (Score:1)
Great! (Score:2)
It's bar food (Score:2)
Both are alcohol & caffeine.
A major advance in drinking technology.