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Los Alamos Security Infiltrated By Reporter 430

morcheeba writes "Wired reported Noah Shachtman gives a first-hand account of his entry into a high-security area at Los Alamos National Laboratory. Yes, there are pictures. It seems that the birthplace of the atom bomb is being guarded by string, backed up by guards with empty holsters. There's a little more info on Noah's Defense Tech website."
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Los Alamos Security Infiltrated By Reporter

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  • Borders (Score:5, Funny)

    by L7_ ( 645377 ) on Tuesday February 25, 2003 @02:53PM (#5380620)
    Sneaking onto the grounds on LANL is like saying its a feat to sneak across the US-Mexico border.


    • Re:Borders (Score:4, Funny)

      by JudgeFurious ( 455868 ) on Tuesday February 25, 2003 @03:03PM (#5380710)
      No kidding, I'd be more interested in an article about someone (anyone) who couldn't do it. At least then we'd get to read about the ass kicking he got when he was caught.
    • Re:Borders (Score:3, Funny)

      by frost22 ( 115958 )

      Sneaking onto the grounds on LANL is like saying its a feat to sneak across the US-Mexico border.
      Why ?

      Shouldn't it be more like ...

      "Welcome to Black Mesa research facility..."

      Hi Gordon!
    • Re:Borders (Score:5, Informative)

      by zCyl ( 14362 ) on Tuesday February 25, 2003 @05:52PM (#5382178)
      Most of the lab grounds are open access. I have photos of some of the same regions from hikes I took around the region. The "No Trespassing" signs that he took pictures of don't say "No Trespassing" because it's a top secret region, they say it because if you walk past them, you will plummet off a cliff to your immediate death. The fences are there for protection of hikers, not security. The REAL secured areas of the lab have high quality prison caliber barbed-wire fences, video surveillance entirely surrounding the area, armed guards in watch towers, and you aren't even permitted to slow down when driving past.

      Basically, this reporter took a glorified hiking tour of the region, but missed most of the beautiful landscape of the area.
      • Re:Borders (Score:3, Informative)

        by Pros_n_Cons ( 535669 )
        It's probably too late in slashdot time for anyone to hear this but I'm currently reading a book called "The Savage Nation" and the Author was just talking about how this specific place was broken into.

        In October 2000 Mock terrorists gained control of sensitive nuclear material, which, if detonated, would have endangered significant parts of sevral states including New Mexico and Colorado. In an earlier test at the same lab an army special forces team used a household garden cart to haul away enough weapons-graded uranium to build sevral nuclear weapons. Feeling secure?

        A different site (incase you are curious) on the Rocky Flat site near Denver, Navy SEALs cut a hole in a chain-link fence as they excaped with enough plutonium for sevral nuclear bombs.

        The scary part about this is that ALL sites were told a security exercise would come.

        The Author says these are not B.S. and were reported in the Chicago Tribune
  • Trespassing (Score:5, Interesting)

    by Evil Adrian ( 253301 ) on Tuesday February 25, 2003 @02:53PM (#5380621) Homepage
    How is it that reporters never get nailed for criminal trespass?
    • I suspect he will. He documented what he did, violated federal high-security areas...journalists aren't above the law, and this was particularly egregious. I could see him getting prison time for this.
      • Re:Trespassing (Score:4, Insightful)

        by secolactico ( 519805 ) on Tuesday February 25, 2003 @03:17PM (#5380828) Journal
        A literature prof once told me never to get in a fight with a journalist: they control the media and they tend to stick together.

        I don't think he'll see jailtime. At most he will get a suspended sentence. Otherwise, other journalist will raise hell.
        • he might see jailtime.

          you know, usa didn't rank that well on the free press ranking of reporters without borders.
          • Re:Trespassing (Score:4, Informative)

            by TheCrazyFinn ( 539383 ) on Tuesday February 25, 2003 @03:28PM (#5380919) Homepage
            The reason the US didn't rank well was due to their hesitacny to allow unprepared reporters into combat zones.

            The report was heavily biased BTW, for Political Reasons.

          • Re:Trespassing (Score:5, Interesting)

            by aardvarkjoe ( 156801 ) on Tuesday February 25, 2003 @03:54PM (#5381120)
            you know, usa didn't rank that well on the free press ranking of reporters without borders.

            Yes, mostly because the Reporters without Borders people think that the press should be above the law. To quote the report:

            The poor ranking of the United States (17th) is mainly because of the number of journalists arrested or imprisoned there. Arrests are often because they refuse to reveal their sources in court. Also, since the 11 September attacks, several journalists have been arrested for crossing security lines at some official buildings.

            Why some people think that reporters should be able to disregard the law is beyond me.
            • Re:Trespassing (Score:5, Interesting)

              by kmellis ( 442405 ) <kmellis@io.com> on Tuesday February 25, 2003 @04:09PM (#5381243) Homepage
              Well, I tend to think that protection of sources is a valid concern.
            • Re:Trespassing (Score:5, Insightful)

              by quintessent ( 197518 ) <my usr name on toofgiB [tod] moc> on Tuesday February 25, 2003 @04:25PM (#5381369) Journal
              Arrests are often because they refuse to reveal their sources in court.

              This one actually is bad. Journalism is about getting the truth, and the truth is often stifled by threats to the people who have it. By keeping sources secret, the journalists help the truth to get out while protecting those involved.
              • Re:Trespassing (Score:5, Insightful)

                by DCowern ( 182668 ) on Tuesday February 25, 2003 @04:51PM (#5381592) Homepage

                Ok... let's say I'm a reporter. I get a call from a Son-of-Sam-like serial killer or a drug kingpin. Since many serial killers do it to make headlines, he wants an interview. Being a reporter and also wanting to make headlines, I accept. The cops read the interview and want to know everything about the guy. I refuse to tell them.

                Please explain to me how I am not both legally and morally responsible for my actions? These people will go off and kill in the future and I did nothing to stop them.

                There's a difference between reporting something that's politically sensitive and being irresponsible. When Benjamin Franklin and Thomas Jefferson advocated strong freedom of the press over 200 years ago, they had the former in mind. Reporters are supposed to use the truth to enlighten and protect people. Unfortunately, many reporters aren't after the truth these days; they're after the big stories and the prestige they bring. This is absolutely NOT in the spirit of the law.

                • Re:Trespassing (Score:3, Insightful)

                  by Just Some Guy ( 3352 )
                  Please explain to me how I am not both legally and morally responsible for my actions? These people will go off and kill in the future and I did nothing to stop them.

                  I think that the theory is that if you turn in your sources, then no future serial killer would ever trust a reporter again. Society is better served by letting this serial killer walk away with only his "on the record" possibly giving away his identity; hopefully the next one will also talk to a reporter but be stupid enough to give up their home address, telephone number, etc.

                  I'm not saying that I think the idea is good or bad, but that's my understanding of the proponents' position.

                  For a different example, suppose a person visited a prostitute who had a few things to say about a local politician's drug habit. The public might want to know that their governor is a heroin addict, but unless that person is reasonably sure that their identity is safe, they probably won't be too eager to tell the world that they were hanging out with hookers.

                  I think that the "sanctity of sources" doctrine is meant to cover the latter example more than the "unnamed serial killer" possibility.

    • by jon787 ( 512497 ) on Tuesday February 25, 2003 @03:15PM (#5380816) Homepage Journal

      They do, but who would report it?



      Here [triggur.org] is a tour of a 'top secret' nuclear missile silo from some people with too much time on their hands.

    • Re:Trespassing (Score:5, Insightful)

      by SatanicPuppy ( 611928 ) <Satanicpuppy.gmail@com> on Tuesday February 25, 2003 @03:19PM (#5380849) Journal
      It's hard to make it stick, for one, especially if they find evidence of some sort of mismanagement.

      For the second, do you know how much publicity would come of trying to prosecute a reporter for reporting the truth? This story will fade away into the background in a day or two if they just ignore it, or release a noncommittal statement. A few heads will quietly roll among the security staff and that will be it.

      If they try to prosecute it becomes a story of how an incompetent government is incapable of protecting any nation secrets while AT THE SAME TIME trying to impinge on the Freedom of the Press clause in the Bill of Rights.

      The Bill of Rights will never get amended because the freaks on the Left would rather die than see freedom of speech/assembly/the press impinged upon, and the freaks on the Right would rather die than see the Right to Bear Arms/Freedom of Religion touched.

      On top of all this, this country's leaders are cravenly attached to opinion polls, and opnion polls are VERY strongly influenced by the press, which means that ANY government official is going to be VERY careful before trying to stick it to a member of the press.

      Heh. Not exactly the short answer.
      • Re:Trespassing (Score:5, Informative)

        by kmellis ( 442405 ) <kmellis@io.com> on Tuesday February 25, 2003 @03:27PM (#5380904) Homepage
        "
        For the second, do you know how much publicity would come of trying to prosecute a reporter for reporting the truth?"
        I think you're quite wrong. Reporters aren't allowed to break the law in the interests of reporting a story. "Uh, your honor, I shot and killed that liquor store owner in the process of demonstrating how easily it is to buy a gun and use it to hold up a liquor store." No journalism school will ever teach a student that they can try to break into buildings--much less secure government buildings--without being liable for prosecution.

        Watch. He will be prosecuted, and any journalists that try to make a fuss about it will be shown the secure facilities and then be reminded that trying to break into a government facility is a bad idea, regardless. The reporter will be shown to be the fool that he is.

    • No Criminal Intent (Score:5, Insightful)

      by benjamindees ( 441808 ) on Tuesday February 25, 2003 @03:26PM (#5380899) Homepage
      Because, by definition, "criminal" trespass requires "criminal" intent, or the intent to do harm.

      Walking across someone's lawn is not criminal. Reporters trespass on government property in order to cause embarrassment; and their documentation and disclosure of their actions proves this.

      We would be in a world of shit if journalists were prevented from embarrassing our government.

      • "
        Because, by definition, "criminal" trespass requires "criminal" intent, or the intent to do harm. Walking across someone's lawn is not criminal."
        Wrong. "Intent" only rarely matters in criminal cases, and even then it usually only differentiates the degree of the crime. I don't know where you get your legal information. The comics?
        • the contention that an injury can amount to a crime only when inflicted by intention is no provencial or transient notion
          -Morissette v. United States, 342 U.S. 246,250
        • by tomhudson ( 43916 ) <barbara.hudson@b ... m ['son' in gap]> on Tuesday February 25, 2003 @04:06PM (#5381223) Journal
          Actually, intent is crucial in the most important cases. You have the "actus reus" - the criminal act, and the "mens rea" - the criminal mind.

          For example, you kill someone - a criminal act. If it is shown that you didn't intend to kill them (for example, that your brakes failed), you have no criminal intent.

          Some types of crimes require intent, others don't. So, while you won't be convicted of murder i n the above case, if it is shown that you were aware the brakes were defective and that you neglected to do anything about it, you will probably be convicted of manslaughter. :-(

      • Wrong.

        You can walk across somebody's unfenced lawn.

        But as you cross barriers, be they physical (fences) or symbolic (no trespassing signs) you have a far harder time defending your presence there regardless of your intent.

        As the logical extreme for residences, if you're in my bedroom at 2 AM I don't give a damn what your "intent" is - at best you're going to spend the rest of the night in jail for "entry" (which is one step up from trespass). At worst you'll be dead and I'll have the affirmative defense of the local "make my day" law. (I don't have the right to kill you in cold blood, but the onus of burden is shifted onto the prosecution to prove that I could not have been in reasonable fear of my life to discover a stranger in my bedroom at 2AM.)

        I haven't read the article to see what signs they have at Los Alamos, but at the nearby missile silos the fence is clearly marked both "no trespassing" and "use of lethal force authorized." You can't cross a sign like that and then claim that the lack of criminal intent means that everything is cool....
    • by Anonvmous Coward ( 589068 ) on Tuesday February 25, 2003 @03:40PM (#5381012)
      "How is it that reporters never get nailed for criminal trespass?"

      A precedent was established quite a few years ago when they failed to convict a well known reporter. Whenever witnesses went down the lineup, they were never able to positively I.D. Mr. Kent because he kept taking his glasses off.
  • Not a big deal. (Score:5, Insightful)

    by Guru1 ( 521726 ) on Tuesday February 25, 2003 @02:54PM (#5380627)
    As was said in the guy's article:

    "We didn't fence all 43 square miles," said lab spokeswoman Nancy Ambrosiano. "But if you're near an area that matters, you can't get in."

    He didn't find anything important, he went into a historical building. It's not as if he was able to go hug a nuke, he was able to get into a old run down facility.

    Great, I can also sneak into any old abandoned warehouse, perhaps one that was really important a few years ago.. but it's still not ground breaking. If it was important, I'm sure this bumbling reporter wouldn't have stumbled into the place.
    • Sigh... (Score:3, Funny)

      by Black Parrot ( 19622 )


      > It's not as if he was able to go hug a nuke

      We've gone from nuke huggers to tree huggers and now back to nuke huggers, in only two generations.

      I wonder if I could get rich selling teddy nukes to make kids sleep better at night.

    • Re:Not a big deal. (Score:5, Interesting)

      by BWJones ( 18351 ) on Tuesday February 25, 2003 @03:15PM (#5380813) Homepage Journal
      There are a number of areas in the U.S. that one would think were difficult to get into. Years ago, in high school a couple of friends of mine and I managed to accidently find ourselves in a restricted area because of a complete lack of signs. Facilities in Texas, Utah, Nevada and Washington state all have outer perimeters that are very easy to get into. However, I can assure you getting into central portions of those facilities would prove almost impossible. Especially those facilities with the double perimeter razor wire topped fencing. These facilities typically have armed guards with sidearms (as opposed to what the images in the article would indicate) and long guns. Biometric identification is also being installed in many of these buildings as well and all people entering and leaving are photographed.

      However, all that said. Security for employees at those facilities can many times be pretty lax.

    • Re:Not a big deal. (Score:5, Insightful)

      by betis70 ( 525817 ) on Tuesday February 25, 2003 @03:32PM (#5380958) Homepage
      I used to work at the national monument right near Los Alamos (Bandelier National Monument). There are certain places that are staffed around the clock with guards in watch towers. All have M16s, and probably some larger machine guns near by.

      I doubt this guy got near anything of importance.
    • Re:Not a big deal. (Score:5, Insightful)

      by Skyshadow ( 508 ) on Tuesday February 25, 2003 @03:40PM (#5381010) Homepage
      I dunno about you, but I'm not comfortable assuming that the buildings he managed to get into were useless just based on the fact that he was able to access them. It seems like that sort of head-in-the-sand circular logic does not good security practices make.

      I want to see an investigation by someone not under lab management. Once that's completed, if they don't find that security was crap, I'll feel better about it. Until then, it seems to be that the healthy attitude is one of caution.

      • by Kludge ( 13653 ) on Tuesday February 25, 2003 @04:39PM (#5381460)
        I worked at the lab until last year. TA-33 is not something to worry about. The laboratory has literally scores of square miles of unused property and dozens of old abandoned buildings out in remote areas. It's not worth taxpayers $$ to keep that crap well guarded.

        Actual nukes are kept in compounds surrounded by two 16ft razor wire chain link fences under constant watch by guards in watch towers and security cameras. I've always wondered if the space between those fences was mined...

  • by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday February 25, 2003 @02:56PM (#5380651)
    I wonder if he saw Gordon Freeman by any chance while he was there?
  • by Tackhead ( 54550 ) on Tuesday February 25, 2003 @02:58PM (#5380662)
    > Around facilities like the biology lab, where anthrax and other biotoxins have been handled, no sentries stand guard at all. Nor is there any kind of fence to keep the curious and the malicious away -- not even a piece of string.

    There is absolutely nothing to prevent anyone from just walking in and, *sniffle*, exploring and *wheeze*, doing whatever they *cough, hack, choke*, gawddamn, I feel like crap today. Better go have a lie down before I write the rest of this article. *glurgle*

    • They should just put a few life-like partially decomposed mannequins right near the entrances of the buildings. For more effect, have the mannequins clutching at their throats.

      --sex [slashdot.org]

    • Yeah, there are a LOT of places around Los Alamos that you really don't want to break into. You gotta remember, they did a lot of things with dangerous materials between 1940 and 1960. That was before people really thought that just dumping stuff in a hole might not be enough. There are quite a few places where you want to wear gloves, plastic baggies over your shoes, and a filter mask. Admittedly, AFAIK they're all behind fences, but they may not all be guarded. Never jump a fence at LANL. You don't want alpha-emitters in your bloodstream.
  • by ites ( 600337 ) on Tuesday February 25, 2003 @02:58PM (#5380664) Journal
    Sadam Hussein has quit Iraq and is now providing his services to the US arms establishment as a consultant specializing in making defense laboratories bloody difficult to find.
    All we need is a bunch of UN arms inspectors touring the US looking for nukes in the presidential palaces and such security issues will soon be fixed!
    • by Didion Sprague ( 615213 ) on Tuesday February 25, 2003 @03:21PM (#5380864)
      It does make you wonder why dictators have -- apparently -- security strong enough to stave off attacks by the most powerful army on the planet, yet the government of the most powerful army on the planet allows two-bit Wired.com writers to walk about and write alarmist pieces about the state of security in America and pretend that all they need to do to get a nuke is go down to the gift shop and say, "That one there. The one sitting by the squash-blossom necklace."

      I mean, if Baghdad's purported subway system -- which was never used for subways but is instead used to hustle WMDs from one part of the city to the other, avoiding all the Corona-eyes-in-the-sky-satellites and all weapons inspectors -- is enough to stymie the *entire globe*, then shouldn't we be taking lessons from these assholes about how to secure our ops and nukes from a bunch of understaffed, underpaid terrorist cells who live eight-to-a-room in Ma McChesney's Motel Six off Insterstate 80?

      • I wouldn't be so sure about the state of security being what they imply in this article. You never know if the author's just trying to bait a trap for the CIA. For all we know, the reason this story is even out there is to try and trick some Osama-friendly spy into giving stealing something from this base a shot. :)

        I mean, do you really think there aren't any guards on that base that have real weapons?
  • by Kombat ( 93720 ) <kevin@swanweddingphotography.com> on Tuesday February 25, 2003 @02:58PM (#5380673)

    Apparently, security at Los Alamos is run by the same folks who allowed the knife-weilding lunatic [cnn.com] break into Prime Minister Chretien's home and threaten his wife for half an hour.
    • Actually, Aline was the one to fend off the would-be stabber using a state of the art "big rock" (an inuit sculpture). The wife was doing most of the threatening as I understand it ;- )

      We also had a journalist go and plant a big roung prop with a string sticking out and the word "Bomb" in bold white letters on the PM's summer home's porche...
  • for while America's fighting men are top notch, having the world's best and largest nuclear arsenal behind them is a great insurance policy.

    If the Godless Chinese, or Godless Russians, or heretica Al'Qeada can penetrate Los Alamos and steal vital military secrets, the Pax Americana might be compromised, and the world would become a far harsher place.
  • Tax dollars at work: "While Los Alamos is praised as a jewel of homeland security, it may actually be one of the country's biggest vulnerabilities,"
  • by Skyshadow ( 508 ) on Tuesday February 25, 2003 @03:02PM (#5380701) Homepage
    Thank God that once we beat Iraq we won't have to worry about terrorism anymore.

    Seriously, though, doesn't it seem like there's just one security failure after another at these labs recently? I remember after the Wen Ho Lee "incident" they tightened things up to the point where the scientists were complaining, but apparently that was just a temporary thing.

    It seems to me that installations which are especially key deserve much closer attention than they seem to get. Why isn't there a national security force staffed by professionals? They could guard non-military installations which have specific value, like nuclear plants, dams and national labs.

    This is just another example of how nothing's changed since 9-11 except our willingness to give away our rights to those who consider themselves our masters [cnn.com]. It's getting depressing to watch as we (the US) waste our time and attention on imaginary or, at best, overinflated threats [cia.gov] while doing nothing to focus on our real problems.

    • Why isn't there a national security force staffed by professionals? They could guard non-military installations which have specific value, like nuclear plants, dams and national labs.

      There is.

      This is just another example of how nothing's changed since 9-11 except our willingness to give away our rights to those who consider themselves our masters.

      What right exactly was given up by anybody in this particular case?

      It's getting depressing to watch as we (the US) waste our time and attention on imaginary or, at best, overinflated threats [cia.gov] while doing nothing to focus on our real problems.

      This is where you lose me. If you dont think that terrorists are a "Real Problem" I'd like to know what is, or I can give you a tour of Ground Zero.

  • It's the security you don't see. Unless he had a geiger counter and an anthrax vaccination I dont think anyone would want to risk wandering around Los Alamos. Just the threat of spending the rest of my life with a third arm is enough to keep me away. I mean think about it, he states they hauled away 9 tons of radioactive soil from where he was wandering around, think they got all of it? Plus theres the whole matter of what made the soil radioactive in the first place lying around somewhere. Hope he didn't bring home any souviners.
  • by Zelxyb ( 217422 ) on Tuesday February 25, 2003 @03:03PM (#5380709) Homepage Journal
    ...was when he said that the area he had gotten into was a big top-secret area "according to lab sources".

    It turns out that my basement is actually a top-secret area for Los Alamos National Labs too. My sources from the lab told me so.
  • See (Score:5, Funny)

    by ch-chuck ( 9622 ) on Tuesday February 25, 2003 @03:04PM (#5380722) Homepage
    Anybody can come over and inspect the US weapons of mass destruction. We'll leave the light on for you, just let yourself in. If you want to phone in a report, there's a few pay phones over there.

  • by deesqrd ( 259920 ) on Tuesday February 25, 2003 @03:05PM (#5380732)
    I visited there in 1999 to interview one of the astrophysicists. He took me to his lab where they had prototypes of the first gamma-ray burst detectors on display in the hall. When I remarked on how easy it was to drive into the base and asked how they keep people out of the interesting parts, he pointed down the hall. There was a floor-to-ceiling turnstile gate that you had to go through to reach a sensitive area. If your badge was not valid, the gate locked until the guards with dogs came to retrieve you. Security is a series of screens. He penetrated the first and flimsiest screen (and probably not really unnoticed). I'd be more impressed and worried if he got into (and out of) the building I saw that was surrounded by 10-foot-high fences capped with razor wire and watched by TV cameras every 50 feet or so.
    • Was there a big hole in the fence, like there was (according to Richard Feynman) while the first nuclear weapons were being developed? Los Alamos security has always been largely based on the difficulty of looking like you're supposed to be at a small military lab when you're actually messing with anything important. The gates and such just slow you down to the point where it's unlikely that you'd be in and out without anybody happening to see you.
  • Not Exactly News... (Score:5, Interesting)

    by anzha ( 138288 ) on Tuesday February 25, 2003 @03:06PM (#5380743) Homepage Journal

    Forgive me, but having grown up in Los Alamos, I could have told ya that. Sheesh. Kids in Los Alamos have been a pest for LANLites for years. The security isn't the best for many areas.

    Additionally, a few years ago, a peace activitist walked into the lobby of the plutonium processing plant (iirc) to pray for peace. This was in a supposed Cross-This-Line-and-We-Shoot-to-Kill area. Funny that. He certainly didn't get riddled. Good thing he didn't carry, say, a whole lot of plastic explosives with the intent of being a suicide bomber, huh?

    Finally, even during the Cold War, one of the guys that worked in a sensitive area wore a hat with a KGB symbol on it. He wore it walking in and out as a joke with his coworkers. They, the guards, never even inquired about it. While it was a joke, and the guards might have gotten in on it, a large part of what made it funny was that the guards never even batted an eye.

    • "He wore it walking in and out as a joke with his coworkers. They, the guards, never even inquired about it. "

      so the gaurds are supposed to be the fashion police?
      jeez it was just a hat. do you think he should be stopped for wearing "Hammer and sickle" underwear?

      now if he was talking into his sleeve in russian while hiding in a phone booth, you mightr have something.

      the only way the hat would be of interest would be if he walked into a sensitive area and had a coworker take a picture.
  • Mission Ineptitude (Score:5, Insightful)

    by goodviking ( 71533 ) on Tuesday February 25, 2003 @03:07PM (#5380748) Journal
    "We didn't fence all 43 square miles," said lab spokeswoman Nancy Ambrosiano. "But if you're near an area that matters, you can't get in."

    If you read the article, it turns out this boob managed to infiltrate a "Top-Secret" storage shed for illicit camping gear. There are probably thousands of facilities around the country that house classified facilities that you could still walk into the lobby of and claim to have infiltrated. You can drive onto many military bases around the country, untill you get to the defenses that protect anything important. Shachtman is trully a l33t j00rnul15t.
  • green peace (Score:2, Funny)

    by xdrone ( 597762 )
    green peace was doing this stuff in france recently. one on the stunts included inflating a gigantic Homer Simpson figure on the premises of the nuclear power plant. is it funny or scary?
    • by Anonymous Coward
      Scary...

      Because the French are dumb enough to mistake it for a campaign poster and vote for him...

      Or so it would seem from their recent behaviour regarding Saddam.
  • where Bart buys Los Alamos for $1 at a building auction

    working in a factory with no salary is better than working at the cracker factory.

  • It is my personal experience that the UC has no interest in security, physical, or technological, only emotional. Low level administration is of the opinion that "hey, who would really want to mess with us" and upper levels seem to be more concerned with the psychological impacts on students caused by making them safe than the saftey itself. Many see "homeland security" as some naziesque attempt to enslave their minds, and subconciously associate "security" with "bad." It's dangerous, it's irresponsible, and it's culturally ingrained.
  • Any who has read Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feinman can tell you that security at Los Alamos has been "incomplete" since Day One. Unrepaired holes in the fence, safes left with factory default combinations, banks of file cabinets with the same combo (and left open while unattended)....
  • 1. Those who want to see this reporter prosecuted post-haste, should perhaps stop and re-think their arguments supporting hackers who infiltrate systems, do no damage, and then inform the company of the various ways in which they ought to fix their security. Hypocrisy ain't a zoo attraction.

    2. All Right!!! Now we get even more paranoid delusional security where none has been needed before. Los Alamos? The grand daddy of research facilities infiltrated by a measly reporter? Wow! What a great way to sell fear and Big Brother's gun-toting orcs to every two-bit research outpost in the entire nation! Cool! Next thing we'll see is scientists required to wear hand guns in the cockpit-er, lab.

    3. What is an 'Orange Alert' anyway? What color comes next? At what tint and shade should I drop my replicated food dish and dash to my battle station? (The nation not programmed? Please.)


    -Fantastic Lad

  • by goingincirclez ( 639915 ) <goingincirclez@NosPam.msn.com> on Tuesday February 25, 2003 @03:18PM (#5380838)
    Oh come on... what a disappointing article.

    So a guy with a camera hops a fense in the middle of a radioactive desert, and snaps a few pics of some ominous-looking signs near said fence. Big friggin' deal. Just like those photos of Area 51. Who cares? Did he try to go any deeper? Has he asked or thought about why that section was so accessible?

    I used to work in a large engine manufacturing plant, that was built during WWII. The sprawl was almost incomprhensible, and even more so when you realized there were caverns underneath the entire complex. Not much went on down there in the late 90's, and most of it was unlit.. nobody really had any business going thru there. Nonetheless, I wandered around one day, and found a room full of dusty forgotten file cabinets, filled with, among other things, the full and complete HR records of people who had worked for the comapny and since died, long before I was even born. Birthdates, positions held, SSNs, all that. Another cabinet had some old drawings, and who knows what else I could have found. Some would see this was a huge deal (I guess leaving all sorts of personnel records around IS pretty stupid), but come on!

    One floor above, and barely 100 yards away was a maximum-security area for prototype testing and research. I only got to go back there with escorts ranking up with the plant manager.

    Yeah, I probably would have gotten in deep doodoo if I'd been caught snooping in the caverns, but the real areas of interest were protected. I'm sure that goes on in Los Alamos and evereywhere else. At least I HOPE so!
  • Big Deal! (Score:3, Informative)

    by WPIDalamar ( 122110 ) on Tuesday February 25, 2003 @03:21PM (#5380866) Homepage
    So this guy got onto the grounds of the lab, and was able to access a decrepid old shack. I'll bet money he couldn't have gotten anywhere where there was top-secret research or information.
  • Woopdi Do (Score:3, Informative)

    by sirsex ( 550329 ) on Tuesday February 25, 2003 @03:22PM (#5380873)
    So he made it onto the grounds and into an abandoned buiilding. They have problems with coyotes doing the same thing. Most of the grounds are not guarded or even fenced in. Its parameter is some 40 miles. There are even trailer houses in the unsecure areas, for civilian paperwork and such, sometimes known are the Leper Colony. The secure parts are, however, quite secure. Surveillance, armed guards and razor wire galore. This area is still not very interesting. The good stuff is wrapped in a couple more layers. Even someone with Q clearance cannot take a recording device or cell phone in there.
  • They protect nuclear secrets. (It gets worse, read Feynmann's "Surely You're Joking Mr. Feynmann" for some really good stories aobut nuclear secret protection problems.)

    But... back to what I was saying.

    If this is how the US protects nuclear secrets, what the hell are they protecting at Area 51? I guess top secret aeroplane designs deserve higher protection then nuclear weapon facilities.

    Just something to think about. ^_^
    • by TheRaven64 ( 641858 ) on Tuesday February 25, 2003 @03:37PM (#5380989) Journal
      Any security system is vulnerable. The best place to store sensitive documentation is in a pile of corporate memos about new document formatting guidelines, not in the safe. A thief will burn through the safe lock, and steal the contents and ignore the piles of junk on your desk, because only a fool would leave valuable things out when they had such an expensive safe. Likewise, the best way to protect national security assets is to build a really big base, surround it with armed guards, leak stories about alien tech being developed there and make it the centre of attention, while you do all you real research in an unmarked warehouse in Dullsville.
      • by MarvinMouse ( 323641 ) on Tuesday February 25, 2003 @03:44PM (#5381032) Homepage Journal
        Distraction definitely would be an excellent way to handle security. But you would make a big show about the base, and yet the "dullville" warehouse would still have high security, just not as obvious. This would be a "just in case" measure. In case someone accidentally found out about the warehouse.

        The art of security is not to completely prevent someone from seeing something. That's impossible. Rather, you want to slow them down. ie. encryption that takes 100s of years. A safe that would take a long time to burn through or test all the combinations (thick walls, long combination). The goal is to slow them down, not completely stop them. Since stopping them is near impossible. (Unless you just kill them.)
  • by Sajarak ( 556353 ) on Tuesday February 25, 2003 @03:27PM (#5380905) Homepage
    From Genius--Richard Feynman and Modern Physics by James Gleick
    Feynman explored most of [the Los Alamos perimiter fence's] length. When he discovered holes, with well-beaten paths leading through, he pointed them out in a spirit of good citizenship, annoyed only that the guards responded so lackadaisically. ("I explained it to him & the officer in charge," he wrote Arline, "but I bet they don't do anything.") He never realized that the holes had semiofficial sanction. The security staff tolerated them--with Oppenheimer's connivance, it seemed--so that people from the local tribes could come to the laboratory's twelve-cent movies.
  • armed with only the vaguest sense of the facility's layout and slowed by a torn Achilles tendon

    Well he shouldn't have tried to cut the barb wire with the back of his leg! Friggin idiot... :)
  • ...President Bush made an announcement that the staff at Wired were assisting terrorists in Iraq
  • One thing that should have been obvious to the guy writing the story.. is that the security around high-profile areas is intentionally lax looking. Basically on sensitive areas they have perimeter monitoring equipment, the entrance and exits to the locations have setups the weigh you, and won't let you in if there's a couple pound difference... and the supposed lack of guards isn't true. The second the perimeter is breached armed men will indeed come out and probably shoot you on the spot.
  • by tibbetts ( 7769 ) <jason@@@tibbetts...net> on Tuesday February 25, 2003 @03:32PM (#5380953) Homepage Journal

    I remember an anecdote (in Richard Feynman's Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!, I think) that Los Alamos's security was pretty lax even during the Manhattan Project. Apparently there were a few places in the gate where local Indians were occasionally let through by the scientists and workers to watch movies and hang out.

    If I'm not mistaken, Los Alamos is also where Feynman got his reputation for lockpicking, since he taught himself how to break into the safes where classified documents were stored and prove to the higher-ups that security wasn't as tight as they'd wanted to believe.

  • The point. (Score:5, Interesting)

    by SatanicPuppy ( 611928 ) <Satanicpuppy.gmail@com> on Tuesday February 25, 2003 @03:35PM (#5380976) Journal

    The government is making this huge deal out of how security conscious they are right now. That being the case, they should be a bit more careful about random people walking around their supposedly secure facility.

    No he didn't get inside any occupied building, but I'm sure there is a decent amount of stuff lying around down there that the everyday joe shouldn't have access to. Not to mention the damage a decent sized bomb could do, even nearby. Both ANFO (Here) [tisi.go.th] and Nitroglycerine are synthesizable from relatively common ingredients. A quick moving truck with a hefty payload could do massive damage. If _I_ can think of this crap THEY should damn well be thinking about it.

    Oh yea, they'll never prosecute this guy. Freedom of the Press, remember? It applies to more than just the right to print papers. If they tried to prosecute him, they'd just draw more bad press.

    (Heres the link in case my HTML is screwy: http://www.tisi.go.th/notif_th/fulltext/t00_370.pd f)

  • by N8F8 ( 4562 ) on Tuesday February 25, 2003 @03:47PM (#5381066)
    We have the same thing here in Virginia. About every six month some bonehead reporter [wvec.com] sneaks through the woods and enters one of the local military bases. Morons.

    Fact #1: 80% of all militay base property is landscaping and wildlife areas. The other 10% is protected to the level of needed security.

    Fact #2: Without having insider knowledge of where on a military installation sensitive material is located you don't have a chance of hell of finding it wandering around - Much less penetrating any real security unimpeded.

    Fact #3: Security doen't mean 100% access control. It merely means protecting assets to the degree needed to make it tough for the bad guys.

  • by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday February 25, 2003 @03:51PM (#5381096)
    I am an uncleared employee of LANL and I can assure you that security is top notch. I have never been allowed near any place that I am not cleared to be in. There are old buildings all over the lab (many of them unused) and NONE
    of them used for anything interesting.
    Regardless of the reporter's picture of the guard without the gun, the gaurds DO ave guns...lots of them. I've looked in my rearview mirror many times to find a Hummer with a roof mounted M-60 behind me. Any other labbies have something to add?
  • I did the same thing (Score:3, Interesting)

    by Red Rocket ( 473003 ) on Tuesday February 25, 2003 @03:56PM (#5381141)
    It was quite a few years ago, though.
    My uncle worked there. We cruised through the security gate in his CJ with Cherry Bombs roaring and I didn't see a sole at the gate. Inside I was climbing around on the experiments peeping in the portholes with no ID tag or anything. There was one experiment that was studying plasma torroids for use (and I'm not making this up) as space propulsion or for car bumper coating. I was genuinely curious so I was asking questions about their setup and stuff. They just seemed a little annoyed and busy but not alarmed or anything.
    My uncle was going through his toolbox, saying, "Here - want a wrench? How 'bout this cordless soldering iron?", and I'm like, "No thanks... don't want my only trip to Los Alamos to finish with theft of government property." Pretty cool experience, all-in-all. Glad I went before things changed.
  • by Junta ( 36770 ) on Tuesday February 25, 2003 @04:01PM (#5381183)
    One time on tv about half an hour before a broadcast advertising for the news. They said 'find out about a secret nuclear reactor, right in our own city!'

    Then another commercial in the next break comes on. 'Watch as we show you a nuclear reactor, closer to your home than you probably think!' And it showed a picture of the nuclear engineering building at the local university. I burst into laughter. That reactor was hardly 'secret', it is a well advertised reactor, a very puny one. I toured it about 4 years ago....

    Then the final commercial.... 'we'll show you our hidden camera investigation where our undercover reporter infiltrates security and gets into the reactor room!' And it showed a picture of something I could understand a layman mistaking for the reactor, but it certainly was not the reactor.

    During the broadcast they made a big point of how they were able to see labs and classrooms, and then unveiled their 'killer' footage. The camera man, obviously excited, walks all around for a long time taking every possible shot he can of what *he* thought was a reactor, but it was just a cooling device not related to the reactor at all. About five minutes after the broadcast, they announce a correction, that they had learned that it wasn't a reactor, and that the place housing the reactor wasn't accessible, but still the thought this stuff was dangerous in the hands of terrorists because it said 'high voltage...'

    The news always botches this stuff up. How many times have you seen news reports on a technology you are intimately familiar with and laughed your ass off at the inaccuracies?
  • double standard (Score:3, Insightful)

    by pizza_milkshake ( 580452 ) on Tuesday February 25, 2003 @04:14PM (#5381289)
    if a journalist broke into a government computer systen or network to show how easy it was and the reported it he'd be labeled a "terrorist" and prosecuted for sure.
  • call me crazy... (Score:4, Insightful)

    by shirameroix ( 595121 ) on Tuesday February 25, 2003 @04:23PM (#5381359)
    Those were some pretty lame pics of Los Alamos. I mean come on, I could take a piece of string and a no trespassing sign and head to the desert and then tell the world that I infiltrated the base. A picture of a shed with a fence around it? Come on, I could find one of this with 5 blocks of my apartment. All I would have to do is put the number 33 on it and the rest of the world would probably never know. I didnt see anything credible that said "los alamos" on it that couldnt easily have been forged. For all we may know, this guy is faking it.
  • by north.coaster ( 136450 ) on Tuesday February 25, 2003 @04:34PM (#5381432) Homepage

    This same author also wrote an article [wired.com] about the shabby conditions at one of the unclassified Los Alamos sites. It's interesting that the physicist that he was interviewing did not complain about the working conditions. So why did the author make a big deal about it?

    After reading both articles, my impression is that the author was expecting the entire Los Alamos complex to be some type of high tech super-secure facility, and when his expectations were not met he decided to write a couple articles blasting the place.

    Quality journalism? I think not.

  • by YrWrstNtmr ( 564987 ) on Tuesday February 25, 2003 @04:59PM (#5381659)
    Layers. Sure, at most US military bases, you can probably sneak over the fence and walk around. Maybe even sneak into a warehouse or other empty building.

    One person walking around and getting into an office building is almost certainly no problem (depending on the alert level).

    But to get to the 'good stuff' you have to go through an incredible number of steps. And there is *no way* to access anything really sensitive without quite a few people knowing and challenging you.
  • Exaggerated (Score:5, Informative)

    by WatertonMan ( 550706 ) on Tuesday February 25, 2003 @05:12PM (#5381772)
    He got into TA-33 which while labelled high security really isn't that big a deal. Now had he gotten into TA-55 with 3 layers of barbed wire, lots of guys with machine guns and other stuff *then* I'd be impressed. Hell, I'd have thought he'd have at least gotten into the secure part of the library. But no, all he did was wander into the forest near a National Park. Hell, even the unused forests up from there have motion detectors and security forces.

    This is much ado about nothing.

    Don't get me wrong. There is plenty to criticize about security at Los Alamos. But the article is akin to bragging that you got into the "johnny on the spot" outhouse in an used section under construction on the outskirts of a military base.

    I will admit that they ought to be more secure about letting people *out* of facilities though. I used to work late and the guards left at 6 and there was only a unidirectional turnstile "guarding" the place. While there were other measures to retain building security, I could have walked out with lots of stuff had I wanted to. If I wanted to get in at night I'd just call the Pro Force and they'd let me into the building, no questions asked, so long as I had a security badge.

    However lets also be honest. Most of the stuff labelled "top secret" really isn't terribly significant. The stuff that is important has a *lot* more security on it. For instance our really important servers and stuff were in sealed rooms and then inside rather large safes in those rooms. And only a few people had the passwords. We had all sorts of restrictions for cable length to avoid hacking via E&M signals. We had pretty amazing encryption devices. And the really important areas had amazing security. The weakest link, as always, tends to be the employees and not these sorts of things.

    There are problems, but what this story discusses aren't they.

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