Beauty In The Eye Of The Android 64
rcswebb writes "According to this article at the BBC - Artificial intelligence experts in Fife (Scotland) have unveiled a robotic head which they say can scientifically determine how attractive women are to men."
Oh no! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Oh no! (Score:2)
In a general sense, maybe (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:In a general sense, maybe (Score:4, Insightful)
A face that is symmetrical and that does not have exaggerated features is a sign that the woman has good genes. (Exaggerated features appear when there is a lot of in-breeding.)
Large lips, large eyes, high cheek bones are all caused by higher levels of estrogen, which points to good fertility. Same reason men like large breasts and curvy hips (in general.)
Yes we are human, but we're also evolved, biological machines with some pretty well-tuned wiring to procreate.
Re:In a general sense, maybe (Score:5, Funny)
I'm not touching it, though.
Beauty Recognition (Score:4, Funny)
You just better hope the software is properly trained, or else you might step out into the path of Tito the body-building delivery guy.
How it works (Score:2, Funny)
if eyes detect a mouth, score ++;
if ears do not detect a voice, score ++;
if nose does not detect a smell, score ++;
if score == 3, return ATTRACTIVE;
bags = 3 - score;
return bags;
The potential .. (Score:5, Funny)
The artificial intelligence firm received its first prototype of the robot, nicknamed Doki, last week and is now mass producing the android.
Initially it could be used as a receptionist-style greeting device.
imagination: "Good morning. I find your facial features androgynous but, regardless, rate you a six. Thank you, and have a nice day."
imagination2: "Would you like some coffee while I rate your sex appeal?"
imagination3: "For a better rating, sit on my face
Great timesaver technology! (Score:4, Funny)
Think of the time that can be saved to put back into computers and doritos!
Not difficult (Score:4, Funny)
Attractiveness = (Attractiveness Constant) * Alcohol consumed by the man / Amount of clothing on the women
Like G, the value of the Attractiveness Constant is elusive.
Re:Not difficult (Score:1)
attractiveness = (attractiveness constant) ^ (1 + blood-alcohol level of male) / amount of clothing ?
Re:Not difficult (Score:1)
Interesting theory. Perhaps there's more to this than meets the eye.
Re:Not difficult (Score:1)
It confirms what we have always known.
Re:Not difficult (Score:1)
This isn't exactly new, and other questions (Score:5, Interesting)
I remember seeing on TV a few years ago (probably on Discovrey, but maybe TLC) a program that talked about what made people attractive (face wise) as part of a story on something else, plastic surgery I think. They talked about how it's based on some ratio that's found all over the body (fingertips are 1.something times longer than the next segment). So this guy came up with a geometrical "ideal" face showing the ideal ratio. Then they used computers to compare peoples faces to the way the "ideal" face was and made a "beauty index." They used examples like the Mad Magazine guy (very low), Cindy Crawford (high), etc. Things like symetry were taken into accound (the "line" they eyes are on should be parallel to the mouth "line", and perpendicular to the nose, things should be evenly spaced, etc.) Just take that, and combine it with other things ("hour-glass shape detector", etc.) and you end up with an automatic beauty detector.
Just my 0.02, FWIW.
directed marketing (Score:2)
Because mounting the camera in a huge ball makes it more attractive to people who think on the kinds of wavelengths that would make them inclined to be interested in this kind of thing.
Re:This isn't exactly new, and other questions (Score:1)
Re:This isn't exactly new, and other questions (Score:2)
thereby making it the world's first hotornotbot!
hotornot could really speed up its processing of hotness with this thing! who needs people to look at hot girls/guys and rate their hotness when a computer and some webcams can do it in a few milliseconds?
kidding, of course
Re:This isn't ... St.Andrews Uni offshoot? (Score:2, Interesting)
Kirkcaldy is only a few miles from St.Andrews University [st-and.ac.uk] which made all the papers in Britain about 4-5 years ago with news they'd created an image of the perfect woman and man (or something like that) ... ie those that are most attractive (on average) to members of the opposite sex. MBCook is right about the metrics involved ...
More info from a recent BBC article [bbc.co.uk] or from the St.A perception labs homepage [st-and.ac.uk] - the face transformer page here is quite fun.
Inquiry (Score:3, Funny)
Things that make you go 'hmmm..'
Hmmm... (Score:2, Funny)
One Question... (Score:1)
What's up with all the fat chicks?
Re:One Question... (Score:2)
They have a fetish for haggis.
The men wear the skirts (kilts).
qed
Re: One Question... (Score:1)
> After a looking at the the results of these experiments, one question came to mind. What's up with all the fat chicks?
Robot like floating point overflow!
Porn Industry (Score:1)
With this unique scale... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:With this unique scale... (Score:2)
What? Oohhhh....
It isn't nearly as subjective as one might think (Score:3, Interesting)
So, folks, don't whine about the options here, Mr. Roboto will serve you well when you send him bar hopping to scout out the one with the hottest chicks.
Re:It isn't nearly as subjective as one might thin (Score:1)
As far as Selma Hayek is concerned, I don't know anyone (women included) who wouldn't want to sleep with her.
Re:It isn't nearly as subjective as one might thin (Score:2)
Hayek is bland. There is nothing particularly distinctive or memorable about her looks. She is certainly symmetrical and has nice skin, but you can computer-generate that stuff.
Julia Roberts has quirky good looks. Her mouth is too big for "perfection" but it gives her a warm, happy look. She has character!
Can't act though.
Designed By... (Score:2, Funny)
Wow! (Score:1, Funny)
The robot's standards might not be men's standards (Score:2, Interesting)
Also, there was a study in Discover(I think) that showed that digital "Averaging" of faces produced a face that was stunningly beautiful. However, while an "average" face might be ranked by a robot as beautiful, it might harshly rank offbeat faces that some people like, such as Julia Stiles and Christina Ricci.
It's not clear from the pic... (Score:2)
wrong body part? (Score:4, Funny)
Apocalypse Soon! (Score:1)
A Blessing! (Score:5, Funny)
No more waking up next to Bo Diddly.
Geometry. (Score:1, Insightful)
I really doubt hair/eye color and such mean a damn thing to it.
Re:Geometry. (Score:1)
What is beauty, anyway? (Score:2)
Anyway, just as long as that robot stays away from my $%#$%#! girlfriend.
Re:What is beauty, anyway? (Score:1)
When it comes to more everyday experience however, exceptions arise (like cows, pigs, bees, other smelly/nasty things).
When it comes to attractiveness (based solely on looks), you'll react to the face that triggers the most "fertility" flags in your brain. This changes with experience, as its not a good reproductive strategy to keep chasing one type of person if all they ever do is chase you away. Mating with a specimin that did not score top on your fertility scale is better than not mating at all.
Of course, this article is a lot of fuss over nothing - its probably just a neural net. The only time consuming thing would be getting all of the faces, and getting accurate ratings for them for "beauty" from real-life people. It'll probably have a very Westernized (more specifically Scottish) idea of what is beautiful.
Re:What is beauty, anyway? (Score:2)
Ah, here we go [fonz.org]...
"Insects see a spectrum of colors that is shifted toward the shorter wavelengths of light. Their three kinds of cone cells respond to green, blue, and ultraviolet light. Ultraviolet light, like infrared at the other end of the spectrum, is invisible to us. Many insect-pollinated flowers display patterns that are visible only in the ultraviolet range. Flowers that look uniformly white, yellow, or blue to us often show striking patterns--like bull's eyes and road maps--that seem to guide insects to their nectar or pollen reward. (In other flowers, these patterns are visible to us.) Most insects do not see red, so a red flower would blend into the background for an insect. Red flowers are thus likely to be pollinated by birds, which have color vision more like our own."
April fools! (Score:1)
Correlation != causation (Score:2)
Interestingly, the most "feminine" looking humans are -- babies! Big eyes, small chins, etc. I can't wait until someone comes in wearing an ET mask. It'd probably test off the scale. 8^D
C'mon Guys! Be Serious! (Score:2, Funny)
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Mr. Mike (Score:2)
One might construe the audible "pop" to be affirmation that Mr. Jackson is the King of Pop.
(sorry)
One small step... (Score:2)
Fleshtone calculator? (Score:2)
Probably work for most slashdot types, eh?
"Using web cameras mounted in the robot's head" (Score:1)
I suspect that we have another case of the media creating its own new terminology-
hacker = evil computer genius who does malicious things like create viruses
"log on" to a website = view or browse any website, regardless of whether the site actually requires authentication
webcam = any small camera hooked up to a computer
Robot Head (Score:1)
Hello, 790!
The most beautiful... parts (Score:2)
Then they have someone photoshop the results together on a single picture. I have always found the results strangely unatractive, and I wonder if this is due to lack of quality in the stitching job or to some more fundamental property of 'beauty'.
Cumming, eh? (Score:1)
Scottish? (Score:2)
Now, considering that the human trainers are Scottish... will it find sheep attractive?
[puts on flame-resistant kilt]
in other news... (Score:2)
The Truth Hurts (Score:1)