Mining Asteroids@Home 110
An anonymous reader writes "Like the lively discussion on mediation strategies for exterminating asteroids, a six-person expert panel is debating today whether humans exist because of big collisions or in spite of them. Interestingly Mexico's oil (and most of the rest of the world's resources) seem to have arisen from later mining of these byproducts: the luck of geography or the price at the pump for dead dinosaurs."
Has been cancelled (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Has been cancelled (Score:1)
Lets not rock the boat (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Asteroid (Score:1)
Re:Asteroid (Score:1)
Re:Asteroid (Score:1)
At least there will be a lot fewer lawyers collecting fees from the resulting class action suit about the lack of celestial disclosure of the full risks of living in our universe.
at least all the worries of today would seem meaningless...
Um, I worry about asteroids today, or more to the point I worry about our overall lack of action in detection of asteroids and creating effective means of stopping asteriod earth matings.
At home ? They'll sue you know.. (Score:5, Funny)
I can just see the adverts now
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Your just building yourself a litigation hell Slashdot.
Make Material Fast! (Score:5, Funny)
All you have to do is send an asteroid to the planet at the top of the list. Then remove that planet from the list, move the rest up one space and add your planet to the bottom of the list. Pass this list around by radio transmissions to other solar systems. Eventually your planet will reach the top of the list, and you'll have more asteroids than you know what to do with!
This really works. It is NOT a SCAM!
Big collisions exist because of humans (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Big collisions exist because of humans (Score:1, Interesting)
sure we have fscked up the Earth almost to the point of no return, but thats such a small ripple in the big picture, no?
Re:Big collisions exist because of humans (Score:1)
"So you're saying Lister, you're an intergalactic puss-filled coldsore? At last Lister, we agree on something!"
Great Impact Debate I: Benefits of Hard Bodies (Score:5, Funny)
Humans Would Never Have Survived Without Asteroids (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Humans Would Never Have Survived Without Astero (Score:1)
Regardless... (Score:4, Funny)
Billions of factors... (Score:4, Interesting)
Humans exist, today, because of billions and billions of tiny factors, and probably about a dozen large factors. If you took any of them away, you wouldn't be alive today.
As a matter of fact, if you won't back in time 1 billion years and swished your hands around, and then came back, nothing would be the same. You guys know the Simpson's episode ;-)
And from the article: We should bear in mind that 99.9% of all species that ever dwelled on Earth were wiped out, most likely, as a result of large impacts.
If those species wouldn't have died, we also wouldn't be here today.
--naked [slashdot.org]
Re:Billions of factors... (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Billions of factors... (Score:5, Informative)
Chaos theory doesn't say that every change will result in a vastly different outcome.
It just says that some changes can result in vastly different outcomes.
What it rarely points out is that most change results in only a minor difference. But then, it wants to be ***Chaos***Theory*** and not just the instability section of the chapter on metastable systems.
Re:Billions of factors... (Score:3, Funny)
If the human species hadn't been wiped out... (Score:1, Offtopic)
Re:Billions of factors... (Score:3, Insightful)
Im a big believer of the concept that "the reason it looks this way is because if it was any other way, we wouldnt be here to look at it." as well.
It seems a slight waste of time to debate if they made a difference or not, when there are so many other questions that are more relevent, such as 'are we alone?'.
Oh yea, and I had to fight REALLY REALLY hard to not comment on "billions and billions" Carl Sagan style comment.
Re:Billions of factors... (Score:1, Insightful)
If you killed Newton and Leibniz before they invented calculus, someone else would do it for them. Maybe a few years later, but you don't even know that, and either way the small bubble it creates could be smoothed out inside a generation. If you look at the history of science, things happened about when they were ready to. Individuals were merely the agents of their predecessors.
You could interrupt the evolution of any trait or species, but would it greatly change the state of the biosphere 100,000 years later? It really might not.
At least, that's what my father told me on my wedding day - "go hog wild, son - nature'll sort it out!".
Re:Billions of factors... (Score:2)
That episode was an homage (or ripoff) of Ray Brabdury's A Sound of Thunder [muohio.edu] (soon to be a movie [yahoo.com].
Role in planetary forming (Score:5, Interesting)
In addition, the major impacts may not have contributed that much to mass extinctions. While there may have been a momentary spike in extinctions, the vast majority of extinctions were not related to a major event.
It is difficult for us to fully understand the effect of asteroid and comet impact on the earth, as we are so dynamic that much evidence gets lost..
Re:Role in planetary forming (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Role in planetary forming (Score:1)
The main influence of the impact on Mexican oil deposits was the creation of large breccia deposits [confex.com] which act as an excellent reservoir rock. The oil originates [oiltracers.com] from organic rich source rocks.
Cracks would not persist below 10 kilometers down due to the plasticity of the crust below such depths. And the carbon from the mantle is in the form of CO2, and has been for the last 2-3 billion years. Hence we find volcanic carbon dioxide.
Re:Mexico's Tiny Hole (Score:1)
Sorry, but the idea that the deccan traps were caused by a metorite impact are daft to say the least.
Firstly, there is the geochemical evidence: [rochester.edu]
Then there are the dates - this started 3.5 million years before the Mexico impact.
And then you have the minor fact that metorite impacts and flood basalt events do not correlate. This is another case of astronomers forgetting that this science called 'geology' exists...
Bruce Rules (Score:3, Funny)
Just send up Bruce Willis, Steve Bushemi, and, Ben Afleck. Billy-Bob will coordinate the whole she-bang from the ground.
Good luck and God speed gentlemen
Re:Bruce Rules (Score:3, Funny)
I'll vote for launching Bruce Willis, Steve Bushemi, and, Ben Afleck into space anyways.
Re:Bruce Rules (Score:1)
And I thought it was a new client... (Score:3, Funny)
Not dead bodies, dead world. (Score:4, Informative)
Bah! (Score:4, Funny)
Wait... hemmaroids are the ones in space, right?
Re:Bah! (Score:1)
Well, I did get one, but that was during my vow of silence.
Bush Administration (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Bush Administration (Score:1, Offtopic)
NEO Monitoring (Score:2)
They did create a NEO monitoring program. The problem is that it's run by the UN, and the asteroids have gotten quite adept at avoiding the inspectors.
Re:Asteroids and oil (Score:2)
Funny thing from the Al Gore critique critiqued page it links to - Gore is accused of "mispronouncing" the word [packet] router as "rooter". But I'm an experienced system and network admin, and that's how I pronounce it. A "rowter" is a woodworking tool; on the other hand, I pronounce it "root 66" (as I think Bob Dylan did).
I do realise that a lot of people say "router" with an ow, but a significant number I've talked to also don't. Is this because I'm Canadian? What do other non-Americans asy?
Re:Asteroids and oil (Score:1)
Re:Asteroids and oil (Score:1)
Mining asteroids@home (Score:1, Funny)
Where do I sign up?
Praise to the dinosaurs. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Praise to the dinosaurs. (Score:3, Interesting)
2. Mummies were once so plentiful in Egypt (as recently as the '50s) that people were burning them for heat.
Whether humans exist because of collisions (Score:4, Funny)
Brute Orbits (Score:1)
'Fossil fuels' are not! (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:'Fossil fuels' are not! (Score:1)
Re:'Fossil fuels' are not! (Score:1)
Take a glance at the summaries of "The Deep Hot Biosphere" and you'll see that oil did indeed come from a living source.
You'll also find quite a lot of basic errors in geology. Deep bacteria are there; but they do not generate petroleum.
But the source is merely single-celled organisms, not mystically processed plants.
There is nothing 'mystical' about it! Do you have even the slightest grasp of the amount of work done in the field of petroleum geology in the last few decades? The generation, migration and accumulation of petroleum is routinely parameterised and modelled in four dimensions; these models are used as a basis for extremely expensive drilling and development work, and validated back using the huge, high quality datasets obtained in mature areas. Source rocks are geochemically and experimentally tied to the generated oil; accurate temperature/time series created from depositional, biostratigraphic and radiometric records; the migration pathways and presence of sealed reservoirs modelled through time. This is the best funded and most heavily researched area in geology.
Why not just outlaw Asteroids (Score:4, Insightful)
I don't understand this obsession with panels. We really need action. We need someone to invent the mass driver in their back yard. Think of flight.
Before the Wright Brothers, flight (when attempted) was perilous and uncontrolled. You could control your Yaw motion well enough, you place a rudder on the tail of the aircraft like the rudder on a boat. Pitch was easy, you take a rudder, turn in sideways, and you can control up and down movement. The tricky part was Roll. The Wright brothers developed a technique called "Wing Warping", where they altered the geometry of the wing to control roll motion.
Think of radio. Deforest clodged together a bunch of parts and created the precursor to the modern Diode. He never really understood how it worked, but the invention (and the name escapes me) is the one missing piece that allows radio transmissions.
The nautical clock, a stepping stone that allowed ships to calculate their longitudinal position, was invented be a sole crazed inventor.
Einstein did not have a panel to work out relativity. Hell how many theorums do Newton, Fermat, Fourier, Laplace, and Liebnitz have to their names. And don't forget loonies like Socrates, Plato, and Aristotle.
Face it, geeks rule. They always have. All of human history was more or less worked out by one crackpot at a time. We need crackpots working on this problem.
Sometime they work (Score:1)
The A.T.A.R.I. Asteriod Extermination System (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Mining? (Score:1)
I HUNGER! (Score:2)
RUN! RUN! (Score:2)
I LIVE.
Sudbury (Score:2)
But for me, the sleeping Yellowstone caldera [google.com] ranks much higher on the heebee-jeebees scale, when it comes to ELEs.
No, not dead dinosaurs. (Score:2)
Titan is said to have an ocean of hydrocarbons.
Carbonaceous asteroids and meteorites contain asphalt-like material (I guess the lighter hydrocarbons just boiled away into space).
And we're supposed to believe that the source of terrestrial petroleum must be organic? We know better now. It's time to revise the old theories.
Re:No, not dead dinosaurs. (Score:1)
And we're supposed to believe that the source of terrestrial petroleum must be organic? We know better now. It's time to revise the old theories.
No, it's time for people to learn things like geochemistry, tectonics and petroleum geology. You may be shocked to hear it, but there is this thing called the 'Oil Industry'. It is surprisingly big and quite likes to find oil. The amount of money available to people who can help it find more oil is quite large. And it will happily spend money - serious money - if there is even a small chance of a payoff. Yet it relies entirely on very detailed theories - backed by huge amounts of geochemical evidence, it has to be said - on the origin of oil via the thermal breakdown of a small class of organic deposits. Why do you think this is?
Re:No, not dead dinosaurs. (Score:1)
Personally, I don't know enough to say if he might be right. But if some day oil is found say under the basement of the Peace River Arch then I won't be too suprised. There was a well planned to be drilled BTW but they ran into problems and ran out of money and then the promoter ran out too - and is now being extradited back
If people want to invest a few schekles that well can probably be finished for only say about 1/2 million.
Re:No, not dead dinosaurs. (Score:1)
Thomas Gold is not, of course, in the oil industry.. he's an astronomer. I have had a look through his work; all I can say is that if he wants to get taken seriously, he should take an undergraduate course in Geology first..
Although it has to be said that the existance of a deep, hot biosphere (down to about 3-6 km, depending on the thermal gradient) does seem pretty likely; in some special circumstances in Russia, natural gas deposits appear to be generated by deep bacteria acting on source rocks, and oil will biodegrade if it gets in contact with oxygenated water (see the canadian and venezealean heavy oils/tar sands).
It's also possable to produce oil in the lab by heating the source rocks with water in the absence of oxygen - this is basically what 'oil shale' projects try; this oil is idendical to that found in association with the source rocks.
Oil will also crack fairly quickly to methane under temperatures >150 degrees centigrade. [doe.gov] This alone severely limits the depth at which oil can accumulate. Methane will tend to 'crack' to carbon dioxide at greater depths, although a greater problem is the low porosity and permability of the rocks at depth.
Dare I say...God? (Score:1)
My head hurts.
So where's the mining reference? (Score:2)
The moon (Score:1)