A Twisty Maze Of Sewerbot Links, All Different 179
skids writes "Look before you sit! Sewer systems all
over the world are under seige by robots laying fiber to the curb -- and
beyond. There's even a standards body forming. (Doesn't that consitute a one-level recursion of 'pipes carrying filth'?)" It's been a while since we last mentioned these things.
I thought it was... (Score:2)
Anyway, I'm glad it's robots doing that, there's no way on earth I would go down there!
RickTheWizKid
Re:I thought it was... (Score:3, Insightful)
But there's the rub, people are expensive, cantankerous, and insist on frivolities like safety. 'Bots are ideal for jobs where people are too expensive or the environment too dangerous.
Go, go, Sewerbots!
How do they go around corners? (Score:2)
And they are intended to lay cable in pipes that are that small. So how do they go around corners?
I also wonder what happens when a fault develops in the line, in a inaccessible (can't dig it up) location. Do they rip it all out and put a new one in?
You might not know it... (Score:1)
What's next? (Score:3, Funny)
BR RickTheWiseAss
Re:What's next? (Score:2)
IP over carrier pigeon (Score:3, Funny)
Nope, but there's IP over carrier pigeon [com.com].
Re:IP over carrier pigeon (Score:2)
RickTheWizKid
Re:IP over carrier pigeon (Score:2)
Re:IP over carrier pigeon -actually avian carriers (Score:2)
Re:IP over carrier pigeon (Score:1)
Re:IP over carrier pigeon (Score:2)
The number isn't a theoretical maximum for IP over Pigeon technology; it's what they actually got using their method.
It's all fun and games... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:It's all fun and games... (Score:5, Funny)
You haven't *had* one, have you? (Score:2)
However, it is kind of fun coming out of the sedative-induced haze. I wanna take those drugs home with me :)
Prison Sex? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Prison Sex? (Score:2)
A colonoscope is about 160+ cm in length... I sincerely hope you wouldn't be unfortunate enough to have a cellmate that could beat that...
Re:It's all fun and games... (Score:2)
I would love to have my own set servers for every task and game imaginable. But bandwith is expensive.
Hell I could lease the bandwith out to fellow geeks for a fee and use the money to buy a whole new bathroom....and house.
Re:It's all fun and games... (Score:3, Funny)
Sitting? (Score:2)
And... (Score:5, Funny)
Lawyers (Score:5, Funny)
Couldnt we just ask the lawyers to do it while they are down there ?
Re:Lawyers (Score:2, Insightful)
If you think the lawyers would be cheaper, there's a bridge I'd like to sell you.
(After you sign this 400-page End Bridge Owner License Agreement)
Wife taking a Bath... (Score:2, Funny)
Man (bored, not really paying attention): "Yes dear. I'll be in to squash it in a minute, just let me log off Slashdot..."
yeah right (Score:3, Funny)
Re:yeah right (Score:2)
Kind of like this? [buttcam.com]
Crocodiles (Score:2, Funny)
What will happen when the crocodiles attempt to eat these robots? Will we see lawsuits filed by crocodile protection groups?
Alternatively, couldn't we save money and persuade the Mutant Ninja Turtles to lay the cables? They've had nothing to do since the show got cancelled. What a group of lazy bums, especially that Splinter geezer!
Re:Crocodiles (Score:2)
COWABUNGA!
Translation (Score:4, Funny)
In other words it's a dupe in slow motion
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Re:security (Score:5, Insightful)
In fact, many of these robots are built to run cable in piping that is inaccessible to humans so they are *more* secure than running fiber next to train tracks or under roads.
Re:security (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:security (Score:4, Interesting)
One night, two drunk guys decided to dig up telecom cables and sell the copper (not realizing it's all fiber). In the process, they cut the primary and backup lines.
Re:security (Score:2)
Re:security (Score:2)
Re:security (Score:2, Informative)
Sewer bots (Score:2)
The sewer seems like such an foul environment, with numerous bacterias and small animals. Seems like a fiber laid in the sewer has a greater chance of being severed than one that's laid in dedicated pipes. What's preventing Joe Sanitation worker from cutting or tripping over these fibers?
Re:Sewer bots (Score:2, Informative)
Pure filth! (Score:1)
Robots in the sewers? (Score:5, Funny)
Homer sittin' on the john (Score:2)
Figure 6 of the japanese link (the word world in the summary) explains how that was setup!
--Answer this question while on the john [tilegarden.com]
A job I DO NOT WANT. (Score:1)
not only does it give new meaning to net filth but (Score:1)
Why use sewer lines? (Score:5, Interesting)
Everyone sees roads continually being torn up to lay cable. Why don't the municipalities lay a "data pipe" to go along with the gas and sewer lines.
That way, there's a maintained pipe for power and data to run down. The city rents space, and you don't have roads being torn up anymore. Instead of once per carrier per service, it's torn up once period! New services become a _lot_ cheaper because you don't have to pay to repave the roads!
Cities would love it because they get a steady income, companies love it because it doesn't involve insane amounts of capex... Win all around?
Jason Pollock
Re:Why use sewer lines? (Score:3, Informative)
Speaking as a guy who was a plumber for ten years, I guarantee some guy with a drain snake will be cutting these on a regular basis. When you have 200 feet of snake and the run from the toilet to the curb is 100 feet blades won't know the difference between fibre lines and fibrous roots. Unless they can affix these lines to the uppermost part of the pipe, and they only use the large trunks, they are going to have problems.
Re:Why use sewer lines? (Score:4, Informative)
In this article [usatoday.com] they have a bit at the end detailing how it works. First the robot inserts steel rings into the pipe, then it drags the steel conduit into the pipe and attaches it to the rings.
The cable is then blown through the conduit with pressurized air.
I'm also fairly certain that if a site with fiber optic cable in its sewer pipes had plumbing problems, they'd be sure to let the plumber know before hand. There may even be warning lables attached to said pipes.
because... (Score:5, Insightful)
-malakai
Re:because... (Score:2)
Here in Wellington NZ, we have 4 companies digging up the roads, sequentially (Telecom, Saturn, Clear now merged with Saturn, CityLink). They are all running their own cables in the downtown core. Each one results in the same piece of road being torn up to lay more cable. The paint on the sidewalk detailing all the wiring is quite impressive.
Of course, they're going to have to do it all over again in 10 years...
As for the cost, I can only assume that the initial cost would be the similar to the cost of laying a single wire (they currently sink a pipe, just a smaller one) in the first place (let alone 4). So, you get one carrier to subsidize the cost for lower rent on the pipe later.
We have municipalities charging rent on phone booths, so why not?
Carriers win because they avoid the capex, ROI is faster and easier to see. They get to walk away from bad investments without having thrown money down a hole.
Cities win because they get income without having to do anything like pave a road. Better all around.
Of course, it will play merry hell with fault tolerance and single points of failure....
Jason
Cool! (Score:1)
Anyway, will water getting into the pipes holding the cables hurt anything? Make it not work? I can't imagine more than 10 miles of cable without a few leaks...
Re:Cool! (Score:2)
Steam Tunnel Repair Robot (Score:5, Interesting)
Very interesting to anyone reading this would be a docudrama [160.79.86.26] about the creation of W.I.S.O.R. This is a cross between Pi, 2001, and Junkyard Wars.
Of peripheral, yet substantial interest is Honeybee's RoboTender [honeybeerobotics.com], a robotic bartender.
Bandwidth (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Bandwidth-Low fiber. (Score:2, Funny)
Switching to a low fiber diet will help.
Re:Bandwidth (Score:2)
You're a Packer fan, aren't you?
Well the doctor will tell you... (Score:1)
Either way, it all ends up in the sewer.
How do you protect the fibers from the sewage? (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:How do you protect the fibers from the sewage? (Score:3, Interesting)
I thought about talking to my munipality about doing this instead of using pole attachments (since the utilities are very hard to get a hold of around here in southcentral Pennsylvania). However, the number one problem that I thought of was in most area, you *always* have to call roto-rooter once in a while.
So you will have to protect that cable quite well. When you have a sewer backup or slowdown, they put in that motorized snake with the single or dual edge blade (essentially, somewhat flexible steel knife edge) that scrapes the inside of the pipe, moving about 1/4" every rotation so 4 "cuts" per inch, and I doubt that even a strong fiber line can take that kind of abuse. Plus, it sounds like a lot of these lines may not be exactly well secured.
So you would have to place the fiber to the wall to prevent snagging and wrapping around the snake, and have it well encased to prevent it from the blade. Seems a lot of trouble. Less so than a digging up a city street, but I wouldn't want primary OC3 lines run this way.
Hooray for productivity! (Score:3, Funny)
The upside is, no more toilet breaks.
Tech Support Call (Score:1)
Tech Support: Technically, it's IN crap.
i can see it already (Score:1, Funny)
user2: "must be all that shit clogging up the lines."
user1: "yeah, must be! let me try flushing the connection." *goes to toilet and flushes several times*
So, when you have connection problems... (Score:4, Funny)
(sorry, i couldn't resist)
someone has to say it... (Score:2)
Way to go Bill and Al! (Score:5, Funny)
Any of you who've been subjected to a sigmoid colonoscopy would know that you can't tell the difference between a robot shoving a fiber optic bundle from a physician shoving the fiber optic endoscope up there.
A very interesting idea... (Score:1, Redundant)
Skids (Score:1)
Isn't this just (Score:1)
Grandma: You're never safe, what with those robots around! Stealing your medication and running up your long distance minutes!
I hope they can repair as well as lay... (Score:2)
It might prevent inadvertant damage by installers. (Score:2)
I read an article about it very recently (I think it happened in Austin, TX), but kind find an online reference. This google cache [216.239.37.100] of a page seems to list lots of similar cases, though.
What about septic tanks? (Score:1)
Who knew the last mile the internet takes is the first mile my feces take. Hope the smile and wave at each other when passing (no pun intended).
Be carefull around all that dark fiber... (Score:2)
While... (Score:1)
Fast Internet+Beer=Happieness
Re:While... (Score:1)
Fast Internet+Beer=Happieness
Fast Internet+Beer=Bad spelling
Think of how convenient if will be! (Score:1)
Dumb Question (Score:2)
Re:Dumb Question (Score:2)
Be very afraid (Score:2, Funny)
Great. (Score:1)
With my luck I'll get the job of servicing those sewage covered robots.
Not a chance in hell (Score:1)
A Twisty Maze Of Sewerbot Links, All Different (Score:2)
That said, I better get to work on a new packet filter. ;-)
Re:A Twisty Maze Of Sewerbot Links, All Different (Score:2)
You are in a Twisty Little Maze of Passages, All Different
You are in a Little Twisty Maze of Passages, All Different
You are in a Maze of Twisty Little Passages, All Different, etc.
The problem really started when you got caught in a Twisty Little Maze of Passages, All Alike. Then you had to drop stuff in different rooms to tell them apart to map them. Geez - it seems like playing ASCII games was a couple of centuries ago ...
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I hope I never get this at my house (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I hope I never get this at my house (Score:2)
Thiis funny but (Score:3, Interesting)
I remember when they cabled my area, the cost must have run into millions, all those trenches, don't come cheap in terms of man hours. And is reflected in the price I pay for my broadband connection, those loans have to be paid back, plus interest.
There will obviously be technical problems but technology usually finds ways around such things, padlocked manholes and such. Also by doing this we might end up with a better system of sewers, less effluent escape in to ground water would be a good thing, by putting the cable laying robot into the sewer means you can inspect the sewer as well as lay the cable.
It will be price that will have the final say, especially in other countries that do not have a hangup about bodily functions
So now.. (Score:2)
.. the big concern now isn't backhoes ripping up cables, it's too much bran cereal in one's diet doing the damage.
This hasn't been mentioned... (Score:3, Interesting)
But the first thing I thought of when I read the article and saw a picture of the robot was
Tell me I'm paranoid.
the CableCat? (Score:3, Funny)
Haha!
When I saw their logo, with the 2 large "C"s, I first thought it said CueCat!
I thought, "That's ironic, that's the same name as that OTHER company with a shitty business model!"
Anyone else want one? (Score:2)
Robots rule!
My Paranoia about this. (Score:3, Interesting)
It wouldn't take much to plant small sensors that could detect these things and more. For that matter a microphone could be run up the trap of your sink and you would never know it was there (how often do you take apart the trap?)
As we begin this new age of homeland security and goverment paranoia, I saw something like this coming a long time ago. I bet we're not too far from law enforcement using these types of robots in survelience. To a judge, it shouldn't make any difference if a person goes inside a house and plants a wireless mic, or if a robot climbs up the sewers and does it.
And these things are laying a network medium as they go, no problem reporting back to base what they've found.
Think about that for a moment, then mod me.
Re:My Paranoia about this. (Score:2)
A lot can be told from a person from their waste. You can tell what they eat, what kind of health they're in, what kinds of drugs are in their systems and if they're pregnant.
I never thought I'd see the privacy question come full circle as regards the use of outhouses.
It's routine, but not from those guys (Score:2)
Insituform [insituform.com] puts robots into sewers routinely. They have a clever technology for relining sewer pipes from the inside, without digging.
Anybody seen Blue Man Group? (Score:2)
"man in the middle" attacks? (Score:2)
The other obvious danger, of course, are the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Internet traffic in the sewers... (Score:3, Funny)
Suddenly all that porn surfing doesn't seem so inappropriate anymore.
The limits of using sewer pipe (Score:2, Informative)
Sewer systems do rely on gravity --to get them to the nearest pumping station. Now where do you go? Wastewater stations are usually in some low lying area, some are close to or even inside a 100 year floodplain. Is this really a good place for a fiber switching center?
Several of you mentioned that sewage leaks in to the ground water. Uhh folks, it goes both ways. The term we use for this phenomenon is infiltration and inflow. Often the problem isn't leakage in to the ground water, it's leakage of ground water in to the sewer and overloading wastewater treatement plants. Problems include tree roots cutting through sewer pipes, shifting soil, and pipe deterioration. I'll be impressed if a robot can negotiate all of that. We have enough trouble getting our sewer pipe TV cameras in there to investigate blockage problems.
Someone is going to have to convince the sewer company that this extra volume of fiber in the sewer pipe isn't going to cause additional grease buildup, and isn't going to restrict flow. Many new and even the not-so-new suburban areas are stressing the capacity of existing sewer systems well beyond original design limits. Unless the system is very well maintained (it almost never is) or the pipe is very new and well below designed flow limits, I don't forsee many companies agreeing to this.
IN SOVIET RUSSA (Score:1, Funny)
Re:IN SOVIET RUSSA (Score:2, Informative)
Re:IN SOVIET RUSSA (Score:1, Informative)
Re:Jeez, insecurity all over again (Score:4, Informative)
That's why there's redundancy in the links. Fiber connections always have two or more links going through physically distant paths. Too many uninformed people operating backhoes around every city.
Re:In SOVIET RUSSIA... (Score:1, Flamebait)
How about:
In SOVIET RUSSIA the fiber cable lays YOU!