Two Black Holes to Merge 84
An anonymous reader writes "Astronomers have discovered two supermassive black holes that they predict will eventually collide.
As they say in bad SF, 'it could warp the fabric of space.'"
Reality must take precedence over public relations, for Mother Nature cannot be fooled. -- R.P. Feynman
Sure it may be able to warp the fabric of space (Score:3, Funny)
mel brooks knows what it'll do (Score:4, Funny)
Dark Helmet:"What the hell am I looking at?
When does this happen in the movie?"
ColonelSandurz: "Now. You're looking at now, sir.
Everything that happens now is happening now."
Dark Helmet: "What happened to then?"
Colonel Sandurz: "We passed it."
Dark Helmet: "When?"
Colonel Sandurz: "Just now. We're at now, now."
Dark Helmet: "Go back to then!"
Colonel Sandurz: "When?"
Dark Helmet: "Now!"
Colonel Sandurz: "Now?"
Dark Helmet: "Now!"
Colonel Sandurz:"We can't!"
Dark Helmet: "Why?"
Colonel Sandurz: "We missed it."
Dark Helmet: "When?"
Colonel Sandurz:"Just now."
Dark Helmet: "When will then be now?"
Colonel Sandurz: "Soon."
Dark Helmet: "How soon?"
Technician: "Sir!"
Dark Helmet: "What?!"
Technician: "We've identified their location!"
Dark Helmet: "Where?!"
Technician: "It's the moon of Vega."
Colonel Sandurz:"Good work. Set a course and prepare for our arrival!"
Dark Helmet: "When?!"
Technician: "Nineteen hundred hours, sir!"
Colonel Sandurz: "By high noon tomorrow they will be our prisoners!"
Dark Helmet: "WHO??!!"
Re:Sure it may be able to warp the fabric of space (Score:1, Offtopic)
What?! (Score:2, Funny)
I thought they said 'May the force be with you' in really bad SF...
err... (Score:2)
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Heh (Score:3, Interesting)
Tim
Ringworld (Score:2)
'it could warp the fabric of space.' (Score:3, Insightful)
Who the hell thinks this crap up?
Re:'it could warp the fabric of space.' (Score:3, Informative)
Apparently, the theoretical astrophysicists thought it up. RTFA.
"The collision will create ripples in space, known as gravitational waves, that will spread across the universe, Centrella said."
Re:'it could warp the fabric of space.' (Score:1)
Or, as in they say in poorly written articles... (Score:5, Informative)
What it wouldn't do otherwise. (Score:5, Informative)
Magnitude matters.
Re:What it wouldn't do otherwise. (Score:1)
Sure... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Sure... (Score:2)
Already happened (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Already happened (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Already happened (and 'Gravity Waves') (Score:1)
Re:Already happened (and 'Gravity Waves') (Score:2, Informative)
Quote from this [iop.org] page: "Gravitational waves are a prediction of Einstein's general relativity theory which describes gravity as distortions, caused by mass, of the very fabric of the Universe - spacetime. They are ripples in the spacetime fabric that travel outwards at the speed of light."
However measurements [bbc.co.uk] are on the way to test this.
Re:Already happened (and 'Gravity Waves') (Score:1)
Re:Already happened (and 'Gravity Waves') (Score:1)
Think about it a second. If gravitons moved slower than c, then by moving fast enough you could outrun them -- and escape from a black hole.
Re:Already happened (and 'Gravity Waves') (Score:1)
Re:Already happened (and 'Gravity Waves') (Score:1)
If massy particles could travel at c, then according to Special Relativity their mass would appear infinite to outside observers.
I have never heard that photons were ever thought to have mass. They have momentum of course, equal to Planck's constant times their frequency; but they have no mass.
Even if you were taught in your "physics classes" that photons had mass, a two minute search of Google shows that 99% of the website-producing population of earth disagrees. Admittedly, that is not necessarily proof - it's been said that any idiot can put up a web site, and many idiots have - but reading textbooks and the physics section of any bookstore will produce the same conclusion.
Re:Already happened (and 'Gravity Waves') (Score:1)
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Re:Already happened (Score:2)
Re:Already happened (Score:1, Informative)
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profound quote of the day :) (Score:5, Funny)
Re:profound quote of the day :) (Score:1)
Thank you.
Re:profound quote of the day :) (Score:1)
I would then say He did this mistake quite often.
Re:profound quote of the day :) (Score:1)
When anf How Far (Score:3, Interesting)
(Except that there's the weird possibility that the speed of gravity waves may not be equal to the speed of light. Gravity waves are what the article is presumably referring to when it talks about "warping the fabric of space". BTW, I don't even pretend to understand the "speed of gravity" debate, nor even am I equipped to assess whether it's a legitimate debate or fringe/crank science. I can't even sort out the terms that are used.)
I'm confused (Score:5, Funny)
obligatory #463 (Score:1)
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Re:If... (O/T) (Score:1)
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Is the FTC looking into this merger? (Score:3, Funny)
Also, how much synergy between the black holes can be leveraged to deliver greater shareholder value?
Terminology (Score:1)
"The breakthrough came with Chandra's ability to clearly distinguish the two nuclei, and measure the details of the X-radiation from each nucleus," said Guenther Hasinger, also of the Planck Institute and the paper's co-author.
I find the use of the term nucleus to be interesting in light of the subject matter. When I think of a nucleus, I think of the particles at the center of an atom, not the remnants of multiple stars sucking in everything around them.
Yes, I'm aware the term is used in other ways, such as the 'nucleus' of a cell. It still jumped out at me a bit.
three billions year, that all we have! (Score:5, Funny)
Two giant black holes have been found at the center of a galaxy born from the joining of two smaller galaxies and are drifting toward a cataclysmic collision that will send ripples throughout the universe many millions of years from now, scientists said today.
or, we will have destroyed ourselves or a meteor will destroy us by the time we see this.
Eventually, those ripples will hit Earth's galaxy and cause infinitesimal wobbling in all matter, though it would be far too tiny to be noticed by humans.
Even if we do survive long enough to see it, we won't care
"This is the first time we have ever identified a binary black hole. This is the aftermath of two galaxies that collided sometime in the past."
So it is not enough that we might be sucked into one black hole, now we can be split apart by two.
In about four billion years, astronomers believe, the Milky Way and the nearby Andromeda galaxy will collide and merge, fusing their black holes into one.
So in addition to meteors, magnetic reversal, volcanos, and sunspot we know have to worry about another galaxies offing us.
The Sun is expected to blow up into a nova in three billion years, and perhaps then collapse to form a small black hole of its own, he said.
But this doesn't matter because our sun will suck in our burned remnants long before that.
Now, why is it that we are so optimistic?
Re:three billions year, that all we have! (Score:2, Insightful)
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Re:three billions year, that all we have! (Score:1)
Our sun is not big enough to form a black hole by most accounts.
Also, the sun may start heating up in just a few hundred million years according to some predictions. It is not a sudden thing, but rather gradule (although there are key points where changes are rather quick later on.)
The Earth is nearing the end of its "comfortable" part of life. The Sun and perhaps our magnetic field (according to some theories) will start "falling apart" from here on out.
Re:three billions year, that all we have! (Score:3, Informative)
The Sun will do no such thing. It'll blow up into a red giant, and then when the outer atmosphere drifts away it will leave behind a white dwarf. The Sun doesn't have remotely enough mass to form a black hole.
Can they be nullified? (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Can they be nullified? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Can they be nullified? (Score:1)
Re:Can they be nullified? (Score:1)
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Does this mean... (Score:2)
Time ... (Score:2, Funny)
"Two black holes are going to merge! Two black holes are going to merge!
Of course, we'll be watching this very carefully over the next one hundred million years
Hey, what's the big deal here? (Score:1)
But hey, maybe they are going to give birth to a third hole. Just the way I learned in biology class. The one goes in, and then... I gotta go... MAMMY!...
Mistake (Score:3, Informative)
Um. No. The Sun is not massive enough to "blow up into a nova" or to collapse into a black hole. It will, most likely, expand into a red giant (and swallowing Mercury, Venus, and maybe the Earth). Whatever is left after that will shrink into a white dwarf.
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No. The sun is losing mass; something like 4.6 million tons per second. This means that the Earth's orbit is gradually getting larger, not decaying.
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The big question (Score:5, Funny)
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When is it going to happen? (Score:1, Interesting)
Jumping to conclusions (Score:1)