New Research to Find Environment-Cleansing Bugs 40
Hop-Frog writes: "Here is a report on work going toward engineering bugs to cleanse the environment. There are bugs to eat carbon, toxic waste and more. This should please many people of a variety of political persuations."
Can't please all the people all of the time (Score:3, Insightful)
Yeah
Re:Can't please all the people all of the time (Score:2, Funny)
It's no big deal. If they get out of hand we can release genetically engineered rodents to eat them. And if they get out of control we'll release genetically engineered cats to eat them...
Re:Can't please all the people all of the time (Score:1)
Re:Can't please all the people all of the time (Score:1)
I can think of some political persuasions whom human pathogens might suit just fine....
Re:Can't please all the people all of the time (Score:2, Informative)
most of the "bugs" used in these projects have nothing to do with genetic engineering or some sort of weird "superbugs". The company that I work for, along with many others work on isolating bugs that are able to use certain "contaminants" as food sources.
They do so by making the environment that they live in more hospitable to them by changing factors such as pH, dissolved oxygen and the presence of nutrients.
There's nothing new about this, guys. And it's only scary if you don't take the time to read up on it. What IS scary is some of the crap that's in people's drinking water right now.
Re:Can't please all the people all of the time (Score:3, Interesting)
Now, when you go around engineering bugs, you are forgeting a couple o' things which might just turn back on you (preferably in a scarier and hungrier version).
For instance:
"These organisms are like nanomachines. We know their genetic code, hence the isntructions required to produce them bla bla bla" says the MIT guru. Yeah. The only problem is that microorganisms are not machines. Unlike machines, microorganisms have this annoying tendency of replicating. Plus, they mutate all the time. What if some little bugger genetically engineered to perpetrate cities and stuff develops taste for human flesh?
Furthermore, the ecosystem is more chaotic than most corporate executives believe. Maybe if you release some bug that say, eats toxic waste, this bug also render other bugs extinct. Maybe the bug is a carier for bacteria that kill me, you, and the other bug whose crap cures cancer and hasn't been discovered yet.
There is a solution to environmental pollution. Stop polluting the bloody environment that much! Use smaller cars, don't use CFC, find alternatives to oil, recycle. But these things do not immediately translate into money, so we get stupidities of all kinds instead. Money-making stupidities in fact...
Re:Can't please all the people all of the time (Score:2)
If they create the bugs to be gay/transgendered in nature, then they will please even more persuations.
Re:A linux user goes back by poopbot (Score:1)
Just the bot suffix should say enough.
Have bugs. (Score:1)
here we go (Score:1, Insightful)
This is not the correct way to go about fixing the environment. Throwing technology at a problem caused by technology is not going to work. Rather, we need to simplify our lives. Take a page from the Indians, and start harvesting and hunting our own food. Walk or ride horseback instead of driving. Weave your own clothes from skins.
But don't don't don't develop flesh-eating microscoping robo-bugs!
Re:here we go (Score:1)
Yes, "living naturally" and drinking water you pulled out of hand-dug well with a bucket will eventually clean up the largest toxic waste dump...if you can find enough "living naturally" volunteers who don't mind ending up in the toxic graveyard.
Is there some special reason for you to think that bacteria designed to live on nuclear waste would want to eat your flesh?
Re:here we go (Score:1)
Re:here we go (Score:2, Insightful)
Yeah, it's called ALGAE. It's just a minor one, though. Probably just the most common orgsanism on the planet by biomass.
As for the "trees where it is barren today" I'm all for it, provided those barren areas are the places we made barren
Re:here we go (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:here we go (Score:1)
The article doesn't talk about engineering new bugs, but looking for exsisting ones and using those. For practically every substance there is, there is a bug that can eat it (even granite).
And as a point of order, cloning is the reproduction of what already exsists. That's not making anything new, either.
Re:here we go (Score:1)
Don't eat me (Score:5, Funny)
All life on Earth mysteriously disappears.
In other news, health officials are worried about the increased incidence of obesity in carbon-eating bacteria.
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Re:Don't eat me (Score:1)
Ringworld (Score:2, Insightful)
Just go through reading ringworld by Larry Niven, this had an interesting scenario of a dyson "ring" that had apparently lost it technology.
It turned out that all civilisation had been lost due to little microbes eat all there high temperature semiconductors. With not power all of a sudden it was not possible to boot-strap into any other form of technology.
One quote in the book was about the fact that on earth polythene had to be abbandoned as too many things have been trained to eat it.
It'd be cool if.... (Score:3, Insightful)
But wait, this all sounds familiar...
Hold yer horses (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Hold yer horses (Score:1)
Ronco InstaGerm Plus (Score:1)
Bacteria that eats carbon ? Come on, what do you think all living tissue is made of ? That's right kids, Carbon!
Re:Ronco InstaGerm Plus (Score:2, Informative)
Carbohydrates: CnOnH2n
Fats: long hydroCARBON chains with a carboxylic acid at one end
Protein: Amino acid chains, comprised of mostly carbon (by mass) The things on this planet that don't use carbon based compounds as their primary energy source are the exotic ones.
Yes, plants included.
Lead-lined cell walls? (Score:2, Insightful)
Okay...I'll buy that you can make a hardier bacterium capable of withstanding high doses of radiation, but how is it actually going to CLEAN the waste? Radioactivity is a property of the individual atoms making up the waste. Digestion, even genetically engineered superbug digestion, is limited to making and breaking chemical bonds, not atom-smashing.
They already dump mutant bugs on oil spills, but that's because the difficulty there is recollecting all the oil, and the bugs can digest it and render it less harmfull to the environment. The key is that you don't have to go back later and clean up the bugs...they presumably die off when the oil is gone. The problem with nuclear waste isn't usually the spills so much as the fact that it has to be stored for 10000's of years before the radiation has dissipated enough. Even if you do have a nuclear waste spill and you dump some superbugs on it, you still have to clean up the now radioactive superbugs in order to remove the detrimental effects of the spill.
Cleaning up nuclear waste (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Cleaning up nuclear waste (Score:2)
Re:Lead-lined cell walls? (Score:2)
I had the same problem with the write-up. It says there are bugs that eat carbon, well hell, I eat carbon too, that doen't mean I don't also excrete carbon. I'm assuming they meant they ate carbon dioxide and/or monoxide bonded it with something else like hydrogen to produce hydro-carbons or calcium to produce harmless calcium carbonate.
How about bugs? (Score:1)
I think... (like you cared :P) (Score:1)
gotta get the best man for the job
Nuclear waste!!?!?!?!?! (Score:1)